Alli

"Hey Jimmy!" I said, enthusiastically as I walked into the dot.
"Hey Alli," he answered, looking up from his menu.
"Sorry I'm late, I lost track of time on the pipe."
"That's fine. So have you ever been here before?" he asked.
"Nope. Remember, I just moved here. Like, last week," I said, laughing.
"OH yeaah. I forgot. Well, do you want to split a chili cheese fry? They are pretty big here, and I can't finish one myself," he asked.
"Sure, I love chili.." I started, but was interrupted by a loud, boisterous couple walking in.
I couldn't help but stare. Who was this, this SLUT, Spinner was with? She had thick, wavy black hair. She also had on a pink velour jumpsuit with the jacket looking like it was dry clean only and dried in the dryer. She had a black thong pulled up so high it was probably cutting of the circulation to the rest of her body, including her brain, judging by the stupid ass way she was acting.
"Oh SPiNNER, I thought you'd NEVER ask me out," she said, in a childish voice.
Spinner looked my way. I couldn't help but chuckle at his soon-to-be nuisance. "Well, MANNY, I was afraid you would just tell me no," he said, taking a table next to Jimmy's and mine.
"Hello? Are you there Alli?" Jimmy asked.
"What? Oh, yeah. Sorry. I guess I'm a little wiped after the pipe today. It takes a lot more out of me that I thought it did. What were you saying?"
"Nothing. Um, Alli.. do you like Spinner?" he asked, cautiously.
I laughed. An evil laugh. "No. Of course not. Where would ya get an idea like that?" I asked.
"Well, you were kinda looking at him a little weird. Did something go on after I left?"
"Nope. Look, I was thinking.." I started but was interrupted when a vanilla milkshake was spilled all over my hair and down to my DC tee.
I wiped the milkshake of my eyes furiously, as I turned to see Manny looking horrified.
"OH MY GOSH! I AM SOO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPILL THAT! I SWEAR! HONEST!" she was pleaing, probably afraid I would do the same to her as I did to Paige.
Instead of blowing up at her, like I'm sure Spinner expected, because I think he made her do it on purpose, I accepted her apology.
I stood up and grabbed her arm. "It's okay. But could you help me clean myself up a bit?"
She smiled. "Sure," she said and led me to the bathroom.

Spinner

Oh cause that went so well. What's wrong with Manny? I told her to do it and not feel bad. And she said that she would because she didn't like her for what she did to Paige. What kind of crap is this?
Jimmy walked over at sat down next to me. "Looks like we're both out dates."
I scowled at him. "Whatever. Why'd you ask Alli out anyway? I didn't think you liked her."
Jimmy looked confused. "I don't tell you every time I am feelin a girl ya know?"
"Well USUALLY you do. What makes it any different now?"
"Nothing. I didn't think you cared."
"Well I don't. I'm just saying. Dicks before Chicks man. Remember that."
Jimmy looked really confused now. "Spin. It's not like this is ruining our friendship. You don't like her. Do you?"
I tried my best to sound as turned off as possible. "No way man! Not in a million years. And anyways, I'm going out with Manny now."
"Ah. Manuela Santos," he said, laughing, "I thought you hated her Spin."
"Well, maybe I had a change of heart."