It really doesn't Have a title...
by: Yours truly.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. IF I did; I would rule the world. But, of course, I don't.
"Ash is Gay" Claimer: I know there are actually SOME Ash fans out there... *squints* somewhere... So don't be offended. Please, don't. It's just my opinion.
Poke-Claimer: Really, I don't own a Pokemon Gym, or any Pokemon stuff, really. I just pop up in random places. Okay.
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"What a nice day! Don'tcha think, Pikachu?" Ash asked his Pokemon.
"Pika Pikachu Pi!" Pikachu said, knowing noone could actualy understand or decifer what he had just said.
"Ash.. We've been walking for three days straight! Can't we at least stop in the next town?!?" Misty complained, in a very loud voice, I might add.
"Yeah, and We really haven't had anything to eat but these Stale Cheese Nips that you Just HAPPENED to buy from that Cheap-o Merchant on the road!" Brock was getting just a little bit ticked off...
"FINE!! We'll just stop in the next town for a few hours.."
"A-ASH!!!! That could be miles away! Oh.. wait.." Misty Looked at the sign inches away from her hand, " 'Cheesefoundland City: 1/4 of a mile' That's convienient!"
Ash did that crazy fally thing he does when he's ticked and Shot back up. "I Told you! Now hurry! I'm starved!"
Brock and Misty got that thing on their heads that shows that they're mad.
"Pika Pika-a!" Pikachu raced after Ash.
Misty Sighed. "C'mon Brock.." She started off.
"WAIT!! This sign never said there was a Nurse Joy or an Officer Jenny!" Brock managed to say before Misty Dragged him to town.
About Ten Minutes Later... After Ash had sucessfully caught a Poliwag and a Bellsprout; Togepi was acting really kind of Scared..
"Togi BRRi! Togipi!"
"Togepi; What's wrong?!" Misty asked her Pokemon in surprise.
"I think Togepi's sensing power from a Pokemon trainer.." Brock Said before Ash interrupted.
"Oh, C'mon! Its only a trainer! I mean, how hard could it be?!"
The bushes rustled....
Two trainers popped out as if they had been trapped on a desert island for at least a century and were seeing trees for the first time. At first noone could really see their faces; but after about 2 seconds, They realized they were people. One was more traditional, while the other was more modern. Both were girls; One with Blue hair with ocean Blue eyes, who was wearing A worn lavender t-shirt and blue jeans, And the other with Silver hair, Blue eyes, no trace of ears anywhere; and A blue Kimono-type thing. So, yeah. :P
"Intruders!" The silver-haired one shouted, "Rin, What could they want with such a poor village as ours!?!?"
"Moron. Luffy, they're probably trainers wishing to See The Gym."
"But-" the one Called Luffy started
"Let's just fight them and see if they're worth getting into our village." Rin told her sister.
"Uh.. Ash? Which one of us are going to fight?" Misty asked her friend.
"Me and Me. Pikachu, Bellsprout, go! Bellsprout, do your best, everyone else is weak-" Ash started.
"Ash! Let Starmie and I have a go! Go, Starmie!"
"Hmph. Weaklings. Go, Scyther!" Rin yelled.
"Flareon, Do your stuff!" Luffy screamed.
"Ugh. R-IN!! I'm tired of baby-sitting your Eevee! I want to play with MY Pokemon!" A voice screamed.
"Shut up! Anyway, You, with the stupid little hat! C'mon, fight me!"
"My hat is NOT stupid I won it in a contest..."
"Do I care? Luffy, Fight The Red-head! Scyther, Cut attack, now!"
"Scyther!" Scyther Said as he cut Pikachu triumphantly, damaging The little electric rat very much.
"Pika! Chu!!! Pi Pika!!!!!!!!"
"What do you mean you aren't willing to fight?!?!"
"CHU!" Pikachu said before running away.
"Hmph. Looks like I won. Go Luffy!!!!!" Rin said, as she reached for some bonsai fans.
"B-But- That's not fair... I WANT A REMATCH, Dammit!" Ash said, turning into the Japanese Foul-Mouthed Brat That he really is.
"W00T!!!!! My Flareon Beat the STAAAAAAAAAR-MIE!! It beat da STAAAAAAAAAR-MIE!" Luffy started doing her happy dance.
The Flareon let out a happy yelp and shook it's butt in unison to it's master's moves.
"Ugh. I can't beleive I'm related to HER!!!!!!" Rin shouted over her sister's whooping.
Misty had lost her temper and was trying to control it, "Pfft! Why don't you just introduce yourselfs and let us go to get some food, and go shopping, and meet the gym leader, and then go to the gym and then ask the STUPIDEST question ever: 'So-and-so, so YOU'RE the gym leader?!?!' Huh, Huh?!?!"
"Well, since you put it THAT way-"
"YEEES?!"
"My name is Rin Chaos Ecrycer; I am a neko hanyou. My sister; Is a moron. Her Name is Luffy Touya Moron V'shile. Ugh. Stop shaking it, Luffy."
"WHAATT?!? I haven't EVER beaten anyone before! Or at least in the last few hours!!!!"
"Uh.. Can you spare some food.. and road directions to the Gym.." Ash started to ask.
"Fool. The only good food around here is AT the Gym, and it'll take you another 5 hours to get to the gym if you stay on the main road. So, You might as well follow us home, you'll get PLENTY of rocks thrown at you, but, OH WELL!!!!" She seemed unusually perky and Hyper-Happy When she said that.
"Rin, So YOU'RE the Gym leader?!?!?" Ash asked in surprise.
"MORON!!!"
"WHEE!! I'm right here!!" Luffy shouted.
"I AM NOT THE GYM LEADER, NOR IS MY SISTER, OR ANY OTHER OF MY 5 SIBLINGS!!!!!! WE LIVE AT THE GYM!!!! SO, THEREFORE, WE ARE NOT THE GYM LEADERS!!!!!!" Rin Shrieked.
"Oh. Can you take us to the gym?"
"GAAAAAAAHH!!! YOU WEREN'T LISTENING TO ANYTHING I SAID, WERE YOU!?!?!?!" Rin stormed off.
Misty Shrugged, Picked up Togepi, and Followed Rin home.
Brock did the same.
Ash decided to stay and to Shake his gay lil' ass with Luffy.
That caused Pikachu to run off in terror.
Many Minutes Later.. After Misty had Hit Ash over the head with a rock, causing him to faint, and Luffy had slapped Brock REEAAL hard, They finally got to the point Where they got to the "Gym" Place..
"RIN!! You're BACK!!" A girl with Reddish-Brown hair, Turquoise Blue eyes, a lavender headband, a "CUTE" little Kagome schooldress, only it was Purple, and those "JUST ADORABLE" little Purple leopard print shoes, and the faint sight of wings on her back, screamed.
"Saria, You know you can only call me "Ecrycer-Sama"." Rin shot back at Saria.
"Does that mean I can call You "Rin"?" A Blonde girl with a pink flower crown, with purpleishish eyes, a white dress with pink fabric and red ribbon hovering around her, she also had a faint wings on her back.
"No. No, It doesn't."
"Baturd!" a two year old boy with blonde hair, blue eyes and a fire truck shirt with overalls and little red cowboy boots screamed at Ash, As he threw a "SpiderMan" Action figure at the Ketchum twerp, "Yeah, Baby!"
"Awwwwww!!! He's so cute!!" All of the girls, including Misty huddled around him.
"I got beat out by a two year old we just met.." Brock Sighed.
"Haha! This is fun!!" Ash said, as he was playing with the Action figure.
"I'm Spiderman! I'm gentle! Do not be afraid! For I am Spiderman!" The Action Figure Said.
"He Said, "Yeah, Baby" !!!" Luffy Squealed with no self control.
"He's the COOL kid around here!!" Rin Added.
"He's Awesome! What's his name!!??" Misty asked.
"William!! And Who are you!?!?" Saria responded.
"Ooh!! I think she's with the twerp!"
"Pika PI-KAA!" Pikachu shouted, out of some direction.
"Oh, is that mine?!" Saria Asked.
"No, Your's has a flower, a pink one."
Pikachu leaped out of Yet ANOTHER girl's arms, THIS one having Blonde hair, red eyes, STRANGELY pointy ears, a grey turtleneck, a jean skirt, and uh.. that's all. ^.^
"Pikachu!! Oh, I was SO worried! Where where you when I started Shakin' it?!?!"
"Feh. I found it in the forest. It looked so scared..."
"So who are you? Are you the Gym leader?"
"NO!! That's my sister, even though I do most of the fighting... HEY, ANNA!!!"
"What, Shriek?!?!?! I'm.. doing....... Something.... Yeah, something..."
"Someone wants to fight you!!"
"No. You do it!!"
"Okay. But FIRST... I'm hungry!!!!! Who wants.. MY LATEST MEAL?!?!?!"
"Ooh!! Can I get served first?!?!?!" Saria asked.
"No, Ninetails does. It's your turn.. Oh, on the fifteenth.." Shriek Replied.
"Uh, excuse me, Ash here wants to get a meal, and a gym badge..." Misty started to say.
"Don't make me sick my dogs on you!! It's dinnertime! So, we have dinner! Are you Russian, or are you just an imbecele? Or maybe a Russian Imbecele.."
"Oh, shuttup!! All we've had for the past two days are slale CHEESE Nips.."
"Cheese?! Did you say.. Cheese?" Shriek asked.
"She said it." Luffy said.
"That's about the stupidest thing you can do.." Rin replied.
"Cheese?! Cheese?!!? CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woo-Hoo ! Perfect time to go kill someone/something!! Oh, You, Ashole or whatever your name is!! Can I kill you?!?"
"No! Kill Brock!"
"Okay! Hey, Sock or whatever your name is!! Can I kill YOU?!?"
"No, Kill Pikachu!"
"Ok- Hey! Pikachu is a cute little electric rat!!"
"Okay.. Shriek, Kill this picture of YOH." Rin said.
"Yoh!??! Yoh!?! YOH MUST DIE!!!!" Shriek said, before charging at the Picture with a kitchen Knife, "Cheese is good."
"Uhh.. Let's just have that Homard Lobster with Rice you made..." Luffy Started.
"Yeah, Baby!" William responded, "I see bloody movie!!"
"Oh, Okay! Uh, Yeah! ^.^" Shriek said before heading off to the Kitchen to get food and Stuff, "I've seen things, Iv'e seen them with my eyes...."
~So, um, Yeah. End of Chapter one. ^.^~
by: Yours truly.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. IF I did; I would rule the world. But, of course, I don't.
"Ash is Gay" Claimer: I know there are actually SOME Ash fans out there... *squints* somewhere... So don't be offended. Please, don't. It's just my opinion.
Poke-Claimer: Really, I don't own a Pokemon Gym, or any Pokemon stuff, really. I just pop up in random places. Okay.
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"What a nice day! Don'tcha think, Pikachu?" Ash asked his Pokemon.
"Pika Pikachu Pi!" Pikachu said, knowing noone could actualy understand or decifer what he had just said.
"Ash.. We've been walking for three days straight! Can't we at least stop in the next town?!?" Misty complained, in a very loud voice, I might add.
"Yeah, and We really haven't had anything to eat but these Stale Cheese Nips that you Just HAPPENED to buy from that Cheap-o Merchant on the road!" Brock was getting just a little bit ticked off...
"FINE!! We'll just stop in the next town for a few hours.."
"A-ASH!!!! That could be miles away! Oh.. wait.." Misty Looked at the sign inches away from her hand, " 'Cheesefoundland City: 1/4 of a mile' That's convienient!"
Ash did that crazy fally thing he does when he's ticked and Shot back up. "I Told you! Now hurry! I'm starved!"
Brock and Misty got that thing on their heads that shows that they're mad.
"Pika Pika-a!" Pikachu raced after Ash.
Misty Sighed. "C'mon Brock.." She started off.
"WAIT!! This sign never said there was a Nurse Joy or an Officer Jenny!" Brock managed to say before Misty Dragged him to town.
About Ten Minutes Later... After Ash had sucessfully caught a Poliwag and a Bellsprout; Togepi was acting really kind of Scared..
"Togi BRRi! Togipi!"
"Togepi; What's wrong?!" Misty asked her Pokemon in surprise.
"I think Togepi's sensing power from a Pokemon trainer.." Brock Said before Ash interrupted.
"Oh, C'mon! Its only a trainer! I mean, how hard could it be?!"
The bushes rustled....
Two trainers popped out as if they had been trapped on a desert island for at least a century and were seeing trees for the first time. At first noone could really see their faces; but after about 2 seconds, They realized they were people. One was more traditional, while the other was more modern. Both were girls; One with Blue hair with ocean Blue eyes, who was wearing A worn lavender t-shirt and blue jeans, And the other with Silver hair, Blue eyes, no trace of ears anywhere; and A blue Kimono-type thing. So, yeah. :P
"Intruders!" The silver-haired one shouted, "Rin, What could they want with such a poor village as ours!?!?"
"Moron. Luffy, they're probably trainers wishing to See The Gym."
"But-" the one Called Luffy started
"Let's just fight them and see if they're worth getting into our village." Rin told her sister.
"Uh.. Ash? Which one of us are going to fight?" Misty asked her friend.
"Me and Me. Pikachu, Bellsprout, go! Bellsprout, do your best, everyone else is weak-" Ash started.
"Ash! Let Starmie and I have a go! Go, Starmie!"
"Hmph. Weaklings. Go, Scyther!" Rin yelled.
"Flareon, Do your stuff!" Luffy screamed.
"Ugh. R-IN!! I'm tired of baby-sitting your Eevee! I want to play with MY Pokemon!" A voice screamed.
"Shut up! Anyway, You, with the stupid little hat! C'mon, fight me!"
"My hat is NOT stupid I won it in a contest..."
"Do I care? Luffy, Fight The Red-head! Scyther, Cut attack, now!"
"Scyther!" Scyther Said as he cut Pikachu triumphantly, damaging The little electric rat very much.
"Pika! Chu!!! Pi Pika!!!!!!!!"
"What do you mean you aren't willing to fight?!?!"
"CHU!" Pikachu said before running away.
"Hmph. Looks like I won. Go Luffy!!!!!" Rin said, as she reached for some bonsai fans.
"B-But- That's not fair... I WANT A REMATCH, Dammit!" Ash said, turning into the Japanese Foul-Mouthed Brat That he really is.
"W00T!!!!! My Flareon Beat the STAAAAAAAAAR-MIE!! It beat da STAAAAAAAAAR-MIE!" Luffy started doing her happy dance.
The Flareon let out a happy yelp and shook it's butt in unison to it's master's moves.
"Ugh. I can't beleive I'm related to HER!!!!!!" Rin shouted over her sister's whooping.
Misty had lost her temper and was trying to control it, "Pfft! Why don't you just introduce yourselfs and let us go to get some food, and go shopping, and meet the gym leader, and then go to the gym and then ask the STUPIDEST question ever: 'So-and-so, so YOU'RE the gym leader?!?!' Huh, Huh?!?!"
"Well, since you put it THAT way-"
"YEEES?!"
"My name is Rin Chaos Ecrycer; I am a neko hanyou. My sister; Is a moron. Her Name is Luffy Touya Moron V'shile. Ugh. Stop shaking it, Luffy."
"WHAATT?!? I haven't EVER beaten anyone before! Or at least in the last few hours!!!!"
"Uh.. Can you spare some food.. and road directions to the Gym.." Ash started to ask.
"Fool. The only good food around here is AT the Gym, and it'll take you another 5 hours to get to the gym if you stay on the main road. So, You might as well follow us home, you'll get PLENTY of rocks thrown at you, but, OH WELL!!!!" She seemed unusually perky and Hyper-Happy When she said that.
"Rin, So YOU'RE the Gym leader?!?!?" Ash asked in surprise.
"MORON!!!"
"WHEE!! I'm right here!!" Luffy shouted.
"I AM NOT THE GYM LEADER, NOR IS MY SISTER, OR ANY OTHER OF MY 5 SIBLINGS!!!!!! WE LIVE AT THE GYM!!!! SO, THEREFORE, WE ARE NOT THE GYM LEADERS!!!!!!" Rin Shrieked.
"Oh. Can you take us to the gym?"
"GAAAAAAAHH!!! YOU WEREN'T LISTENING TO ANYTHING I SAID, WERE YOU!?!?!?!" Rin stormed off.
Misty Shrugged, Picked up Togepi, and Followed Rin home.
Brock did the same.
Ash decided to stay and to Shake his gay lil' ass with Luffy.
That caused Pikachu to run off in terror.
Many Minutes Later.. After Misty had Hit Ash over the head with a rock, causing him to faint, and Luffy had slapped Brock REEAAL hard, They finally got to the point Where they got to the "Gym" Place..
"RIN!! You're BACK!!" A girl with Reddish-Brown hair, Turquoise Blue eyes, a lavender headband, a "CUTE" little Kagome schooldress, only it was Purple, and those "JUST ADORABLE" little Purple leopard print shoes, and the faint sight of wings on her back, screamed.
"Saria, You know you can only call me "Ecrycer-Sama"." Rin shot back at Saria.
"Does that mean I can call You "Rin"?" A Blonde girl with a pink flower crown, with purpleishish eyes, a white dress with pink fabric and red ribbon hovering around her, she also had a faint wings on her back.
"No. No, It doesn't."
"Baturd!" a two year old boy with blonde hair, blue eyes and a fire truck shirt with overalls and little red cowboy boots screamed at Ash, As he threw a "SpiderMan" Action figure at the Ketchum twerp, "Yeah, Baby!"
"Awwwwww!!! He's so cute!!" All of the girls, including Misty huddled around him.
"I got beat out by a two year old we just met.." Brock Sighed.
"Haha! This is fun!!" Ash said, as he was playing with the Action figure.
"I'm Spiderman! I'm gentle! Do not be afraid! For I am Spiderman!" The Action Figure Said.
"He Said, "Yeah, Baby" !!!" Luffy Squealed with no self control.
"He's the COOL kid around here!!" Rin Added.
"He's Awesome! What's his name!!??" Misty asked.
"William!! And Who are you!?!?" Saria responded.
"Ooh!! I think she's with the twerp!"
"Pika PI-KAA!" Pikachu shouted, out of some direction.
"Oh, is that mine?!" Saria Asked.
"No, Your's has a flower, a pink one."
Pikachu leaped out of Yet ANOTHER girl's arms, THIS one having Blonde hair, red eyes, STRANGELY pointy ears, a grey turtleneck, a jean skirt, and uh.. that's all. ^.^
"Pikachu!! Oh, I was SO worried! Where where you when I started Shakin' it?!?!"
"Feh. I found it in the forest. It looked so scared..."
"So who are you? Are you the Gym leader?"
"NO!! That's my sister, even though I do most of the fighting... HEY, ANNA!!!"
"What, Shriek?!?!?! I'm.. doing....... Something.... Yeah, something..."
"Someone wants to fight you!!"
"No. You do it!!"
"Okay. But FIRST... I'm hungry!!!!! Who wants.. MY LATEST MEAL?!?!?!"
"Ooh!! Can I get served first?!?!?!" Saria asked.
"No, Ninetails does. It's your turn.. Oh, on the fifteenth.." Shriek Replied.
"Uh, excuse me, Ash here wants to get a meal, and a gym badge..." Misty started to say.
"Don't make me sick my dogs on you!! It's dinnertime! So, we have dinner! Are you Russian, or are you just an imbecele? Or maybe a Russian Imbecele.."
"Oh, shuttup!! All we've had for the past two days are slale CHEESE Nips.."
"Cheese?! Did you say.. Cheese?" Shriek asked.
"She said it." Luffy said.
"That's about the stupidest thing you can do.." Rin replied.
"Cheese?! Cheese?!!? CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woo-Hoo ! Perfect time to go kill someone/something!! Oh, You, Ashole or whatever your name is!! Can I kill you?!?"
"No! Kill Brock!"
"Okay! Hey, Sock or whatever your name is!! Can I kill YOU?!?"
"No, Kill Pikachu!"
"Ok- Hey! Pikachu is a cute little electric rat!!"
"Okay.. Shriek, Kill this picture of YOH." Rin said.
"Yoh!??! Yoh!?! YOH MUST DIE!!!!" Shriek said, before charging at the Picture with a kitchen Knife, "Cheese is good."
"Uhh.. Let's just have that Homard Lobster with Rice you made..." Luffy Started.
"Yeah, Baby!" William responded, "I see bloody movie!!"
"Oh, Okay! Uh, Yeah! ^.^" Shriek said before heading off to the Kitchen to get food and Stuff, "I've seen things, Iv'e seen them with my eyes...."
~So, um, Yeah. End of Chapter one. ^.^~
