YO! Are you a dude? This is anime_is_da_bomb here! Just wanted to say that the last chapter was TIGHT!!!

Inulover4ever: WHY oh why must we keep telling you this? We don't own Inuyasha!

Chapter 8:

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"Hey honey. I brought you some breakfast." Said Kagome

"Thanks babe." Inuyasha kissed her passionately.

Just as things were about to get intimate, two little babies crawled into
the room.

"Hello loves." Kagome said in a soothing voice. They each picked up a kid.

"We're one big happy family."

The morning rays of the sun woke Kagome.

"That dream was weird. Me have kids with Inuyasha?" She moaned and shook her head. Then she remembered last night. She turned over and smiled at Inuyasha. He looked so peaceful when he was asleep.

"If we ever have kids, I want twins. A girl and a boy." Inuyasha moaned. You could tell he was still asleep.

She blushed. 'Well, I'd better wake him up.' She thought. She shook him gently.

"Hey.um.uh SWEETIE. It's time to wake up." Kagome said.

"Huh? What?" Inuyasha began to stir. "Oh hey Kagome." He smiled.

"Hi." She brushed the hair out of his face. "Sleep well?"

"Yeah." He yawned and stretched and sat up in the bed. Suddenly, he began to smile evilly. "Hey baby?"

Kagome blushed. "Yeah babe?" she started to play along.

"I got an idea." He said.

"Really? Well clue me in!" Kagome chirped. She crawled over to Inuyasha and sat herself comfortably in his lap.

"HEY!! YOU'RE NOT AUTHORIZED!" he panicked.

"Calm down Inuyasha. I'm you're wife remember?" Kagome said.

"Oh yeah. Anyway, we should make Miroku and Sango think that we're the real thing." He explained his idea.

"Alright let's do it!" Kagome shouted in a sing-song voice.

'She sure is perky today. I wonder what's up.' Inuyasha thought.

She leaned close to his face and gave him a quick peck on the lips, which caused him to blush heavily.

Kagome jumped of the bed, ran over to the wall and started beating on it softly. She ran back over to Inuyasha and jumped under the covers with him.

She began to breathe heavily. "OH INUYASHA! DON'T STOP! PLEASE!" she moaned.

Inuyasha just watched her trying his hardest not to laugh.

Sango and Miroku had gotten up a little while before them and were playing Dark Angel on their PS2.

"Hey Miroku, you hear that?" asked Sango.

"Yeah. So what game do you-" He started. "Wait. THEY'RE DOING IT! BUT IN THE MORNING?!?!?!"

"Dude. That ain't right." Sango shook her head.

Sango got up and ran to their room. She opened the door and went crazy.

(A/N: If you're wondering why I'm so calm, let's just face it ^^look up^^ it's normal.)

"YOU GUYS NEED TO CONTAIN YOURSELVES!!! I MEAN WHAT IN THE-" she shouted but then stopped.

Kagome and Inuyasha were practically dying of laughter. "Ha ha-we got you- HAHAHA!!!" they both cried.

"You JERKS!" Sango cried. She grabbed her boomerang. "HOLY SNAP!!!" Shouted Inuyasha. They all ran from Sango. Through the hallways ad guestrooms and saunas and bath houses.

The chase was on until.

"INUYASHA, KAGOME! Will you and your friends please come down and eat breakfast?!" Inuyasha's mother called. "And quit making so much noise!"

"K!" he yelled. The gang got dressed..

"Hey honey!" Kagome planted a kiss on his check.

"Hey beautiful!" He exclaimed. He put his arm around her and they headed downstairs.

"They're freaking me out." Sango whined.

"At first I thought we were in heaven, but now I'm guessing that we're in hell." Miroku began to pretend to stare into space.

Sango waved her hand in front of his face. "Yoo-hoo! Miroku? Ya in there buddy?"

And then.

BOOM!

POW!

SMACK!

"Miroku! Keep your distance you man-whore! OMG! You just never know when to let up do you?" Sango stormed out of the room and headed downstairs, leaving Miroku twitching on the floor.

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(A/N: Just so you know, they've been busy.)

"So you're Kayumi? Tell me, why do you hang out with that bitch Katomi?" asked Sesshomaru.

Kayumi sipped her tea. "Well we just moved here from Flint, Michigan. I really haven't been able to make any friends so I just stuck with my sister."

"Well you have me now." Sesshomaru sprang on top of her and kissed her.

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"Inuyasha?" Kagome whispered so S&M couldn't hear.

"Yeah?"

"If we were really.well.you know, married, would you want to have kids with me?" she looked down at her hands.

"Sure" he smiled and went back to eating. "So! You guys wanna go to the mall today?"

"YES!!! I mean sure babe." Kagome regained control. Hey she needed some more jeans.

"So what are you guys going out?" asked Rin.

"No silly." Said Kagome. "We're married."

"You know, I have the sudden urge to spread the "gospel"." Rin ran out of the room and grabbed the phone.

(A/N: WARNING: This is a legally blonde scene.)

Rin: Hi Kali? This is Rin. Did you know that Inuyasha and Kagome are married?

Kali: Really? I'll pass it. *dials another #* Hey Bre? This is Kali. Did you know that Kagome and Inuyasha are married?

Bre: Really? Hey Ann. This is Bre! I heard that Inuyasha and Kagome are married and Kagome's gonna have a baby soon!

The rumors spread throughout the students of the school.

(A/N: Kagome is not pregnant)

"So. Let's go!" Inuyasha hopped in the driver's seat of his silver Mercedes. They all sped down the highway to the mall.

"OK! First up! We're going to the Wet Seal. Then Hot Topic. Then Pac Sun. Then lady foot locker. Then JC Penny's. Then the food court. After that we will go to the men's stores. We're going to Eddie Bauer, Abercrombie (girls and guys), Zumiez, and then Journeys." Kagome instructed.

Then Ayami, Eri and Yuka walked up. They put their hands on Kagome's stomach.

"OMG I think I felt it kicking!" squealed Eri.

"So when is it due?" asked Ayami.

"WHAT!!!" Miroku and Sango were beyond hysterics now. "YOU GUYS ARE HAVING A BABY AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US?!?!?!?!?!"

Inuyasha turned toward Kagome. "We're.having a baby?" he asked.

(A/N: Hey?!?! He's like not THERE right now okay?)

"No! At least I don't think so.dear." Kagome said. "I don't think we did anything last night, did we?"

"What if we did it while we were like sleeping?" asked Inuyasha.

"I should take a test!" exclaimed Kagome. She ran to the drug store.

Kagome came out of the bathroom with a smile on her face.

"Inuyasha? We're.."

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You obviously don't think I'm crafty. Well if you don't read the next chapter, yr screwed!!!

Oh Yeah and just in case n e body wuz wonderin, yes Sango is delusional.

OK Bye!

Inulover4ever: WAIT!!! But first The New Rap Song. Hit it guys!!!

Eddie: Boom Boom Bsh Boom Boom Boom Boom Bsh

Chelsea: Wait! Stop!

Raven: Where ya goin?

Chelsea: Stop! Wait!

Raven: I'm a-comin!

They do a pose.

I REALLY LIKE THAT'S SO RAVEN!!!! Also it is 12:39 a.m. and I have nothing else to do. On top of all that I'm hyper!!! But does that ever change?