Pokefic: Chapter 2:

Disclaimer: Read Chapter one, bonehead.

Sweet 'n Low Poisoning: I don't Own Sweet 'n Low. Nor Sweet 'n Low Poisoning. Galaxy Girl owns Sweet 'n Low Poisoning.

"So, Scince Russians are Pretty smart, You must be... A MONGOLIAN!!!!!" Shriek shrieked at Misty.

"Uh, no."

"Then You're A GORON!!!!! Everyone, look, It's a female goron!! Oh My god!!! Can I have your autograph?!?!" Shriek asked.

"Pfft! Shriek, Have you seen my braclet anywhere?! If I lost it, Xi, Shini and Pyro will escape from my head." Rin said. (let me do A little explaining on Rin, Saria, Luffy, Ruto and William. Rin and Luffy are my best friends. William is their little brother. He honestly says "Bastard" and "Bitch" and "Yeah Baby", he has also seen SamuriX, Tenchi Muyo, InuYasha, Noir, and Fushigi Yugi, I think. Ruto and Saria are Their Little sisters. They're little shits that follow me around all day. It sucks. Shriek is me. :D)

"Uh.. No...." Shriek said as she thought of earlier that day when she sniped Rin's Braclet and Stuck it down the garbage disposal.

"Ugh.. my lobster claw tastes funny.." Ash began.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You got the Sweet 'n Low poisoned one!!" Shriek Laughed.

"Sweet 'n Low poisoning?!!? Is that bad?!?!" Brock asked.

"Oh, he'll Just seem a little wacko and talk in his sleep and hallucenate all the damn time."

"Pika Pika Pi?!" Pikachu asked.

BUT.

This is how Ash heard Pikachu's Words:

"Ash, I am Your father!!!!" Pikachu said in a Darth Vader Voice.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! NO!!! YOU AREN'T MY DADDY!!!!!!"

"Is there something wrong with him?" A kitsune with green eyes, reddish-brown hair, a turquoise shirt that looked like it had COFFEE beans on it, a little fur vest, and some blue pants. (A/N: This is where the X-over begins!!!)

"Sweet 'n Low Poisoning, Shippo. Isn't that sad?!?"

"No." The Kitsune replied.

"I KNOW!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Shriek Started Laughing.

Rin swollowed some more Rice.

Luffy just sat there.

Shriek Was gasping for breath.

Misty had kneeled by Ash's side.

Ash was screaming: "NO!!! It's Godzilla!! Don't Ki-ill Me-e!!!" at Misty.

Shriek was choking on air.

"I'm not Godzilla! I'm Misty.. Misty.. uh.. what is my last name?!"

"Ooh!! Smith!! Hey, Smith!! Your name is Misty Smith!!!!!"

"I wonder if David and Shut like me... Wait, are their names Dammit and Shit?" Rin asked herself.

Shriek drank some water and let out some evil laughs, then, went outside to strike the Yoh, Mickey Mouse, and a cirtain Yoh fan in her class Dummys 100,000,00 times.

"I think that's Permanant." Brock said, regarding Ash's Sweet 'n Low Poisoning.

Once again this is how Ash heard it:

"I'm the Backstreet boy that's Gay!" Brock said in a Nick-Carter-Like Voice.

"N-o!! You have the gay marrage to A.J!! I wanted to marry you!!!!" Ash Replied.

"Y'know... do you even know what a Neko Hanyou is?!" Rin asked Ash.

Of course, Ash thought Rin was saying: "Now, Ashton, Remember to change your You-know-whats every day!!" In Mrs Ketchum's Voice.

"No, mom!! I don't care if I haven't changed my underwear in 5 months!!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Look's like You're his Ma!!" Luffy screamed at her elder sister.

Ash heard it:

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Look's Like I'm a better Pokemon trainer!!!!!!!" Luffy sounded Like Gary.

"NO YOU AREN'T!! I JUST GAVE ALL OF MY POKEMON TO POOR PEOPLE!!!"

"Uhhhhhhhhh......." Saria Was being more stupid and dumb as usual.

Of course, Young Mr. KETCHUM Heard it like this:

"WALAH!! HIIIG MATI MAGAH!!!!!!!!!"

"Mr. Sumo Wrestler, Sir! Don't HU-URT ME-E!!!!"

"Huh? That's insane. And I'm only in Preschool." Ruto replied to Ash's Comment.

*sigh*:

"BOB THE BUILDER!!! Can we Fix it? BOB THE BUILDER!!! Yes we can!"

"OOH!!!!! I love you, Bob the Builder!! Can you sign my butt?!?!"

"What the Hell is going on here?!?!? I've heard louder screams than.. MY OWN!!!!" Shriek, uh, Shrieked.

Unfortuneatly for Ash, He heard these Words:

"Hi, I'm Yoh Asakura! I am a Shaman Who has come to Tokyo to become the SHAMAN KING!!!!!" An obnoxious Voice said.

"Yoh Asakura?!!? You are the Greatest of All the Twerp Kind!! Dude, Will you marry me?!?!?!" Ash said, as he grasped "Yoh's" thigh.

"What the..? DUDE!! MY NAME IS NOT YOH!!!!!!!!!! Yoh is my arch rival! I'm Shriek N. H. Hyrulean!! Let go of my leg, you pervert!!! EMMIE, DIDI!! SIC' HIM!!!" Shriek said, as she ordered the Chihuahuas of doom to kill Ash.

"Hey, Look, They're cute!!!" Misty, or should I say "GODZILLA" said as she stared at the dogs.

The dogs Pawed each other playfuly and Barked once or twice. Then...

They became Wolf-like and growled and ran after Ash. BLOOD THIRSTILY!!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ash screamed like a little girl before he high tailed.

"That should knock some sense into him." Shriek replied, disinfecting the spot where Ash touched her.

"Whatever. I'll talk to Okeko about it." Rin said as she ran off to talk to the little green cat eraser.

"Those dogs won't HURT Ash, right?" Misty asked.

"NoooooooYeeeeeeeeah.... I think this would be a good time to run..." Shriek said before she decided to "Talk Anna Into fighting Ash".

MANY,MANY Hours later.... At about 2 in the Morn

"Hey, twerp! My sister feels like fighting you now!" Shriek yelled at Ash.

Ash was in little Teddy Bear Pajamas.

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SOOOOOOO.. Yeah. I feel like writing another Ficcie, so yeah. I'll get to work on the next chapter sometime... This was short. I'll sleep now.......

Shippo: RR. Or my sister will kill you in her sleep.