Pokefic: Chapter 3!!!!
Disclaimer: I No takee From People who owns it! I no Takee, so everything be toastee!! I do, however, Own this Fanfic! So no takee, everything toastee!!!
Kurai Rei: I don't own Kurai Rei either, aren't I a sad person? Rin Chaos Ecrycer owns Kurai Rei.
"Wha-What?" Ash asked even More stupidly than usual.
"I said, My older sis wants to fight you. Do You want the Damn Badge or not?!" Shriek Yelled.
"Pika..Chu.Pi Pik-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Alright, Pikachu! Let's beat this Leader so we can blow this boring town!!!'
"Did you say.. Boring?!"
Ash Ran off before Shriek Could say any threats.
In about Five minutes................
"Hey, Big sis! The Twerp's Here!!" Shriek shouted.
The "Anna" Person Looked at Ash for a few seconds, then burst out in Laughter.
"Pfft! You expect me to fight THIS loser?!?! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Laugh with me."
"Why?"
"Cause I'm your elder sister."
"Just Fight him so we can see if we have three new housemaids...."
"Wait... Housemaids?" Ash Asked.
"Well, The School season's going to start soon, so we might as well get a few extra hands around here. And with one look at you twerps, There's the 'Help Wanted' sign down." Anna Replied.
"SHIT!! That's not fair!!" Ash screamed.
"So? Fight me! We will have a Tag-Team Pokemon Match! Select two of your Pokemon! They Will Work together to Prevail over mine! Go, Abra and Venasaur!" Anna Yelled.
"Uh... Go Pikachu and Poliwag?" Ash said weakly.
"This will be fun. Your Move, Ashole." Anna said menacingly.
"Okay, Pikachu! Blend Your Electric attacks into Poliwag's Waterstream!"
"CHUUUUUUU!!"
"Poliwag!"
"ABRA!!!! Sheild their attacks! Venasaur, After Abra Reflects it back, Stun Spore!"
Abra noded it's head.
Venasaur emited the Peppercorny stuff into the Air, causing Ash's Pokemon to Faint.
"That was too Easy. Your duties Begin tommorow. Shriek, Send Him away."
"Vaporeon! Surf!"
Ash flew out of the door by a blast of Cold water.
DADADADADADADADADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
YAYAYA! The lame part's over! ^^
WOO! Later that morn'....
"Uh.. Why again are we eating Cheese Popcorn for Breakfast?" Luffy asked, in a green skirt, dressy shoes and A white shirt with a limp red ribbon.
"Cause unless you want Lobster Pancakes, I suggest you eat this." Shriek replied cooly, placing a spoonful of Popcorn in her mouth. (She was in the same uniform as Luffy)
"Shini doesn't Like popcorn." Rin commented, reaching for a cookie instead.(also in uniform)
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T WASH MY SOCKS!!!!!!!!' Anna screamed.
"Uh, yeah I did."
Ash, Misty, and Brock woke up as soon as Anna said the word "Socks".
"My doom is near..." Ash wispered, going to his "last meal".
.......
"You- WHAT?!??!?!?" Brock and Misty Screamed loudly at Ash.
"Uh... Hi?" Ash said meekly.
"Okay, now that that's overwith, You get Childcare *points at Misty*, You get Pokemon Care *points to Brock*, and You get.. GENERAL CHHHHHHHHHHHHOOORES!!!!!! *points at Ash evilly*" Anna yelled. (uh..UNIFORM!)
The room broke into scilence, then loudness.
"Okay, at 8:30, you get Saria up and make her brush her hair and get her uniform on, then send her off to school, with a granola bar. Then at 11, you get to walk Ruto and William to the park, you spend half-an-hour there, than go downtown to lunch at some place, then at 12, Ruto goes to her kindergarten, and Make sure she's in her play-clothes, or she'll soil the white dress she likes so much. Then at Half past noon, Will gets to go get his first Pokemon! Then you get one or two hours of rest, then at 3:30, You go to Ruto's Preschool to pick her up, and Today is our town's 'Bring-Your-Pokemon-To-School/Work/Jail/FBI Headquarters-Day' so make sure her weakling Onix comes home too. Then at about 3:40, Saria will be home, and Make sure the lazy BRAT does her homework, she can't watch T.V., or eat anything but an apple. That, and PLEASE just change William's diaper when he needs it." Luffy said, gasping for breath.
Misty sighed.
"I want you to wash the toilets, do the dishes, scrub the floor, sweep the Sidewalk, do the laundry, weed the garden, clean the swimming pool, Mop the kitchen floor, dust the living room, organize my bedroom, water the plants, feed the Chihuahuas, straighten up Shriek's Anime Collection, scrub the bathtubs, and unclog the sinks. I want it all done by 12:15 SHARP!!!!" Anna shrieked.
Ash.. GASPED!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock didn't have any more luck.
Shriek Had an elaborate rant that I'm too lazy to put up.
"Oh, and!"
Groans.
"GET THE *two loud 'beeps' block out this word* OVER IT!" Shriek said, clamping her hand over her mouth.
Rin danced, screaming, "SHRIEK'S GONNA GET BEAT GOoooooo-OOOD!"
"....Good enough." Anna replied, as if she had just walked in.
"..Anyway, before the INTERUPTION-AHEM-ASSHOLES-AHEM- I was saying, KEEP THE COFFEE THE HELL AWAY FROM SHIPPO!!!!!!"
Shippo pointed at Shriek, then snapped and winked, saying, "Don't worry! I'll keep outta the caffine! (But I would like to mention I've been saving up to go to Starbucks..)"
Okay, Shriek and her friends (Anna too) ran off, herself and Rin carrying clarinet cases, Luffy carrying an Alto Sax, And all of them having backpacks with the "Cheesefoundland We-will-kill-all-er-er-ers" Team logo on them.
Oooooooooooh! YAY FOR THE Houuuuuuuuse maids! But, everyone's favorite crossdressing team was on its way for a BBQ! Little did the twerps know.. hehehehe.. OH YEAH! Another Hyper Neko shows up from another Fic!!
"Sweep, stir, HEEEEEEEY MACARENA!" Ash was chanting as he was sweeping the sidewalk.
Little did he know...
"Hehehehe, He'll never find me here.." whispered a neko, who oddly resembled Rin, with blue hair, silver Neko ears, with an IY-ish-ish thing on, with a white top and blue pants.
Ash, not suspecting anything, was continuing to sing:
"I AM GAY, SO VERY GAY! AND IF I WANT YOUR HEAD IS GREY!"
(A/N: That was SO lame...)
The neko tiptoed toward Ash and..
"BOO!" The neko screamed, poking Ash's shoulders.
"GYAAAAAH! POLICE! POLICE!" Ash hollered, calling Shriek's cell phone.
Meanwhile..
"WHAT? I have a cell phone? A CELL PHONE? HOW MUCH DID THAT COST!?!?" Shriek shrieked, surprised.
Luffy burped.
"That's disgusting, 100 push-ups. NOW. You'll catch up with us eventually." Anna said, glaring at Luffy.
"WAAH! YOU'RE MEAN! 1-2-3-4-5..." Luffy um... said.
"Well, this was an unexpected hootenany. Hehehe... HOOTENANY.. That's fun to say.." Rin laughed to herself.
Shriek, however was still trying to figure out how to answer her phone.
"GAAAAAAH! HOW THE HELL DO YOU ANSWER THIS THING?!? AAH! IT'S HURTING MY BRAIN!" Shriek yelled, exterminating at least 20 birds nearby, "READ BETWEEN THE LINES, CELL PHONE, READ BETWEEN THE LINES!" She then squeezed her ring, pointer, and middle fingers together.
"..28-29-30-31-32.."
"Gimmie that!" Anna yelped, taking the cell phone from Shriek.
(A/N: ACK! I'm running out of words for "yelled"... GAAH! MY HEAD!)
"Hm.. SHRIEK! You press this green button right here, see? That's how you answer the phone, okay? Press it."
"..45-46-47-48-49..."
"Green button.. green button.. AH! Here it is! Hello, you've reached Shriek Hyrulean, slayer of mimes and robots, black mage, and gormet chef, how may I help you?"
"D'oh. I should of known.." Anna murmured.
"...61-62-63-64-65.."
"Y'know, I haven't said much this chapter. I find that rude and unfair, so what if you don't give a damn? Oh yeah, totally neglect the neko hanyou! That's really mean, you know!" Rin screeched.
(A/N: I am REALLY losing my touch..)
"Mm-hm.. Hyper Neko.. attacked.. Brock smells like raw fish and cow guts... polka.. Saria is going to be wed to you in September... Oh, okay." Shriek then hung the phone up, "HEY RIN! KURAI REI CAME TO VISIT! WE'RE SKIPPING THE FIRST FEW HOURS OF SCHOOL! AND THOSE HOURS HAVE THE MOST BORING SUBJECTS! AND IRONICLY, WE FORGOT TO BRING OUR FAVORITE POKEMON TO SCHOOL/WORK/JAIL/FBI HEADQUARTERS!"
"KURAI REI?!? SHE WENT OUT OF TSUMAE'S REACH AGAIN?! OH, GOD!" Rin screamed.
Shriek and Rin then ran back to the house.
Okay..
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! T-th-th-that-that-- THING!!! I SWEAR, IT ATTACKED ME-EEEE!" Ash um... gah, I'll just say it. YELLED.
"Relax, Rei wouldn't hurt a fly -Maybe Yuki, but not a fly..-" Shriek replied, flicking Ash repeativly.
(A/N: Is that a word?)
"KURAI REI! How many times have I told you NOT to run away from Tsumae when she's angry..?!" Rin.. um... screamed.
"You are SUCH a tightwad, Rin!!" Kurai Rei screamed, after several attempts to escape through the windows, which were all foiled by Rin.
"I am not."
"Are too."
"Am NOT!"
"Are TOO!"
"Am NOT!!"
"Are TOO!!"
Shriek was just watching, continuing to flick "Ash" who had become a pillow, because the REAL Ash was too busy running around in circles screaming.
"Hehe.. POKE!" Ruto said, more childishly than ever, poking Kurai Rei's ears.
"WAAAAAAAAH! YOU'RE MEAN! RI-IN! SHE TRIED TO KILL MY EARS!!!" Rei squeaked, before beginning to cry.
"That- Ruto.. come here, I have a secret to tell you.." Rin whispered.
"OH BOY! Another secret I can tell all my little friends at school.." Ruto stated, "And to my darling little Wu-Wu...!" She squealed with delight, hugging Wufei, who was chained to the wall in an obiously labeled "Ruto's special corner for her and Wu-Wu, because SHE LOVES HIM!!" closet.
"GAH!! SHE'S POISONOUS! HEEEEEEEELP MEE!!!!" Wufei yelled, "THIS IS NOT JUSTICE!!!"
"Well.. my secret for you is.." Rin said, leaning closer to Ruto's ear.
"Yeah, go on, go on.."
"YOU DON'T GO POKING A NEKO'S EARS WITHOUT PERMISSION!" Rin yelled, impersonating Shriek in a very good way.
Shriek clapped like a golfer.
Then, a knock came at the door..
"OH! A guest! Mwahahahaha.." Shriek said with delight, walking over to the door.
"WHAT?!? A HAM FEST?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT?!" Ruto yelled.
"Shaddup." Rin said through gritted teeth, knocking Ruto unconcious with a sword, which was conveinently placed right by Rin was sitting.
"YO!" Said a voice.
"'Sup?!" Said another voice.
Guess who..
RIGHTO! TEAM ROCKET!
"We're here for the food, where is it..?" Meowth um.. asked.
"Yeah, we haven't eaten anything for three whole days!" Jessie added.
"And barbeque was the perfect thing!" James.. um.. GAH! Put in.
"Well.. you're just a little early.. and Rin and I are missing school.. (WOOHOO!)" Shriek replied, putting up her pointer finger, as if to yell "BINGO!"
"Yeah, so why don't you boss these twerps around!?" Rin commented.
But Team Rocket wasn't paying attention, they were to busy looking at the thing they'd been trying to steal for ages.. Pikachu.
"Can we have that..!?!?!?!?" The three of them asked at the same time.
"Sure, whatever... don't know why you want it though.." Rin and Shriek also said that at the same time, both kicking Pikachu towards them as if he were a rock.
"YAAAAAAAAY!!!" Team Rocket had begun to party, killing at least half of the walls on the first floor.
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Shriek: WOO! End Chapter 3. Kurai Rei and Team Rocket will be back in the next chapter.
Ringleys, Shippo, Brock, Misty, and William: We were not featured in this chapter at all!!
Shriek: O.O;;;;; *ultra-super-mega-monster sweatdrop* You.. noticed that..? GAAAH! TIME TO RUN, RUN, GAH! NEED TO GO INTO HIDING.. at least till the next chapter.. Mwahahaha... R&R, if you would!
Disclaimer: I No takee From People who owns it! I no Takee, so everything be toastee!! I do, however, Own this Fanfic! So no takee, everything toastee!!!
Kurai Rei: I don't own Kurai Rei either, aren't I a sad person? Rin Chaos Ecrycer owns Kurai Rei.
"Wha-What?" Ash asked even More stupidly than usual.
"I said, My older sis wants to fight you. Do You want the Damn Badge or not?!" Shriek Yelled.
"Pika..Chu.Pi Pik-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Alright, Pikachu! Let's beat this Leader so we can blow this boring town!!!'
"Did you say.. Boring?!"
Ash Ran off before Shriek Could say any threats.
In about Five minutes................
"Hey, Big sis! The Twerp's Here!!" Shriek shouted.
The "Anna" Person Looked at Ash for a few seconds, then burst out in Laughter.
"Pfft! You expect me to fight THIS loser?!?! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Laugh with me."
"Why?"
"Cause I'm your elder sister."
"Just Fight him so we can see if we have three new housemaids...."
"Wait... Housemaids?" Ash Asked.
"Well, The School season's going to start soon, so we might as well get a few extra hands around here. And with one look at you twerps, There's the 'Help Wanted' sign down." Anna Replied.
"SHIT!! That's not fair!!" Ash screamed.
"So? Fight me! We will have a Tag-Team Pokemon Match! Select two of your Pokemon! They Will Work together to Prevail over mine! Go, Abra and Venasaur!" Anna Yelled.
"Uh... Go Pikachu and Poliwag?" Ash said weakly.
"This will be fun. Your Move, Ashole." Anna said menacingly.
"Okay, Pikachu! Blend Your Electric attacks into Poliwag's Waterstream!"
"CHUUUUUUU!!"
"Poliwag!"
"ABRA!!!! Sheild their attacks! Venasaur, After Abra Reflects it back, Stun Spore!"
Abra noded it's head.
Venasaur emited the Peppercorny stuff into the Air, causing Ash's Pokemon to Faint.
"That was too Easy. Your duties Begin tommorow. Shriek, Send Him away."
"Vaporeon! Surf!"
Ash flew out of the door by a blast of Cold water.
DADADADADADADADADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
YAYAYA! The lame part's over! ^^
WOO! Later that morn'....
"Uh.. Why again are we eating Cheese Popcorn for Breakfast?" Luffy asked, in a green skirt, dressy shoes and A white shirt with a limp red ribbon.
"Cause unless you want Lobster Pancakes, I suggest you eat this." Shriek replied cooly, placing a spoonful of Popcorn in her mouth. (She was in the same uniform as Luffy)
"Shini doesn't Like popcorn." Rin commented, reaching for a cookie instead.(also in uniform)
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T WASH MY SOCKS!!!!!!!!' Anna screamed.
"Uh, yeah I did."
Ash, Misty, and Brock woke up as soon as Anna said the word "Socks".
"My doom is near..." Ash wispered, going to his "last meal".
.......
"You- WHAT?!??!?!?" Brock and Misty Screamed loudly at Ash.
"Uh... Hi?" Ash said meekly.
"Okay, now that that's overwith, You get Childcare *points at Misty*, You get Pokemon Care *points to Brock*, and You get.. GENERAL CHHHHHHHHHHHHOOORES!!!!!! *points at Ash evilly*" Anna yelled. (uh..UNIFORM!)
The room broke into scilence, then loudness.
"Okay, at 8:30, you get Saria up and make her brush her hair and get her uniform on, then send her off to school, with a granola bar. Then at 11, you get to walk Ruto and William to the park, you spend half-an-hour there, than go downtown to lunch at some place, then at 12, Ruto goes to her kindergarten, and Make sure she's in her play-clothes, or she'll soil the white dress she likes so much. Then at Half past noon, Will gets to go get his first Pokemon! Then you get one or two hours of rest, then at 3:30, You go to Ruto's Preschool to pick her up, and Today is our town's 'Bring-Your-Pokemon-To-School/Work/Jail/FBI Headquarters-Day' so make sure her weakling Onix comes home too. Then at about 3:40, Saria will be home, and Make sure the lazy BRAT does her homework, she can't watch T.V., or eat anything but an apple. That, and PLEASE just change William's diaper when he needs it." Luffy said, gasping for breath.
Misty sighed.
"I want you to wash the toilets, do the dishes, scrub the floor, sweep the Sidewalk, do the laundry, weed the garden, clean the swimming pool, Mop the kitchen floor, dust the living room, organize my bedroom, water the plants, feed the Chihuahuas, straighten up Shriek's Anime Collection, scrub the bathtubs, and unclog the sinks. I want it all done by 12:15 SHARP!!!!" Anna shrieked.
Ash.. GASPED!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock didn't have any more luck.
Shriek Had an elaborate rant that I'm too lazy to put up.
"Oh, and!"
Groans.
"GET THE *two loud 'beeps' block out this word* OVER IT!" Shriek said, clamping her hand over her mouth.
Rin danced, screaming, "SHRIEK'S GONNA GET BEAT GOoooooo-OOOD!"
"....Good enough." Anna replied, as if she had just walked in.
"..Anyway, before the INTERUPTION-AHEM-ASSHOLES-AHEM- I was saying, KEEP THE COFFEE THE HELL AWAY FROM SHIPPO!!!!!!"
Shippo pointed at Shriek, then snapped and winked, saying, "Don't worry! I'll keep outta the caffine! (But I would like to mention I've been saving up to go to Starbucks..)"
Okay, Shriek and her friends (Anna too) ran off, herself and Rin carrying clarinet cases, Luffy carrying an Alto Sax, And all of them having backpacks with the "Cheesefoundland We-will-kill-all-er-er-ers" Team logo on them.
Oooooooooooh! YAY FOR THE Houuuuuuuuse maids! But, everyone's favorite crossdressing team was on its way for a BBQ! Little did the twerps know.. hehehehe.. OH YEAH! Another Hyper Neko shows up from another Fic!!
"Sweep, stir, HEEEEEEEY MACARENA!" Ash was chanting as he was sweeping the sidewalk.
Little did he know...
"Hehehehe, He'll never find me here.." whispered a neko, who oddly resembled Rin, with blue hair, silver Neko ears, with an IY-ish-ish thing on, with a white top and blue pants.
Ash, not suspecting anything, was continuing to sing:
"I AM GAY, SO VERY GAY! AND IF I WANT YOUR HEAD IS GREY!"
(A/N: That was SO lame...)
The neko tiptoed toward Ash and..
"BOO!" The neko screamed, poking Ash's shoulders.
"GYAAAAAH! POLICE! POLICE!" Ash hollered, calling Shriek's cell phone.
Meanwhile..
"WHAT? I have a cell phone? A CELL PHONE? HOW MUCH DID THAT COST!?!?" Shriek shrieked, surprised.
Luffy burped.
"That's disgusting, 100 push-ups. NOW. You'll catch up with us eventually." Anna said, glaring at Luffy.
"WAAH! YOU'RE MEAN! 1-2-3-4-5..." Luffy um... said.
"Well, this was an unexpected hootenany. Hehehe... HOOTENANY.. That's fun to say.." Rin laughed to herself.
Shriek, however was still trying to figure out how to answer her phone.
"GAAAAAAH! HOW THE HELL DO YOU ANSWER THIS THING?!? AAH! IT'S HURTING MY BRAIN!" Shriek yelled, exterminating at least 20 birds nearby, "READ BETWEEN THE LINES, CELL PHONE, READ BETWEEN THE LINES!" She then squeezed her ring, pointer, and middle fingers together.
"..28-29-30-31-32.."
"Gimmie that!" Anna yelped, taking the cell phone from Shriek.
(A/N: ACK! I'm running out of words for "yelled"... GAAH! MY HEAD!)
"Hm.. SHRIEK! You press this green button right here, see? That's how you answer the phone, okay? Press it."
"..45-46-47-48-49..."
"Green button.. green button.. AH! Here it is! Hello, you've reached Shriek Hyrulean, slayer of mimes and robots, black mage, and gormet chef, how may I help you?"
"D'oh. I should of known.." Anna murmured.
"...61-62-63-64-65.."
"Y'know, I haven't said much this chapter. I find that rude and unfair, so what if you don't give a damn? Oh yeah, totally neglect the neko hanyou! That's really mean, you know!" Rin screeched.
(A/N: I am REALLY losing my touch..)
"Mm-hm.. Hyper Neko.. attacked.. Brock smells like raw fish and cow guts... polka.. Saria is going to be wed to you in September... Oh, okay." Shriek then hung the phone up, "HEY RIN! KURAI REI CAME TO VISIT! WE'RE SKIPPING THE FIRST FEW HOURS OF SCHOOL! AND THOSE HOURS HAVE THE MOST BORING SUBJECTS! AND IRONICLY, WE FORGOT TO BRING OUR FAVORITE POKEMON TO SCHOOL/WORK/JAIL/FBI HEADQUARTERS!"
"KURAI REI?!? SHE WENT OUT OF TSUMAE'S REACH AGAIN?! OH, GOD!" Rin screamed.
Shriek and Rin then ran back to the house.
Okay..
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! T-th-th-that-that-- THING!!! I SWEAR, IT ATTACKED ME-EEEE!" Ash um... gah, I'll just say it. YELLED.
"Relax, Rei wouldn't hurt a fly -Maybe Yuki, but not a fly..-" Shriek replied, flicking Ash repeativly.
(A/N: Is that a word?)
"KURAI REI! How many times have I told you NOT to run away from Tsumae when she's angry..?!" Rin.. um... screamed.
"You are SUCH a tightwad, Rin!!" Kurai Rei screamed, after several attempts to escape through the windows, which were all foiled by Rin.
"I am not."
"Are too."
"Am NOT!"
"Are TOO!"
"Am NOT!!"
"Are TOO!!"
Shriek was just watching, continuing to flick "Ash" who had become a pillow, because the REAL Ash was too busy running around in circles screaming.
"Hehe.. POKE!" Ruto said, more childishly than ever, poking Kurai Rei's ears.
"WAAAAAAAAH! YOU'RE MEAN! RI-IN! SHE TRIED TO KILL MY EARS!!!" Rei squeaked, before beginning to cry.
"That- Ruto.. come here, I have a secret to tell you.." Rin whispered.
"OH BOY! Another secret I can tell all my little friends at school.." Ruto stated, "And to my darling little Wu-Wu...!" She squealed with delight, hugging Wufei, who was chained to the wall in an obiously labeled "Ruto's special corner for her and Wu-Wu, because SHE LOVES HIM!!" closet.
"GAH!! SHE'S POISONOUS! HEEEEEEEELP MEE!!!!" Wufei yelled, "THIS IS NOT JUSTICE!!!"
"Well.. my secret for you is.." Rin said, leaning closer to Ruto's ear.
"Yeah, go on, go on.."
"YOU DON'T GO POKING A NEKO'S EARS WITHOUT PERMISSION!" Rin yelled, impersonating Shriek in a very good way.
Shriek clapped like a golfer.
Then, a knock came at the door..
"OH! A guest! Mwahahahaha.." Shriek said with delight, walking over to the door.
"WHAT?!? A HAM FEST?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT?!" Ruto yelled.
"Shaddup." Rin said through gritted teeth, knocking Ruto unconcious with a sword, which was conveinently placed right by Rin was sitting.
"YO!" Said a voice.
"'Sup?!" Said another voice.
Guess who..
RIGHTO! TEAM ROCKET!
"We're here for the food, where is it..?" Meowth um.. asked.
"Yeah, we haven't eaten anything for three whole days!" Jessie added.
"And barbeque was the perfect thing!" James.. um.. GAH! Put in.
"Well.. you're just a little early.. and Rin and I are missing school.. (WOOHOO!)" Shriek replied, putting up her pointer finger, as if to yell "BINGO!"
"Yeah, so why don't you boss these twerps around!?" Rin commented.
But Team Rocket wasn't paying attention, they were to busy looking at the thing they'd been trying to steal for ages.. Pikachu.
"Can we have that..!?!?!?!?" The three of them asked at the same time.
"Sure, whatever... don't know why you want it though.." Rin and Shriek also said that at the same time, both kicking Pikachu towards them as if he were a rock.
"YAAAAAAAAY!!!" Team Rocket had begun to party, killing at least half of the walls on the first floor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shriek: WOO! End Chapter 3. Kurai Rei and Team Rocket will be back in the next chapter.
Ringleys, Shippo, Brock, Misty, and William: We were not featured in this chapter at all!!
Shriek: O.O;;;;; *ultra-super-mega-monster sweatdrop* You.. noticed that..? GAAAH! TIME TO RUN, RUN, GAH! NEED TO GO INTO HIDING.. at least till the next chapter.. Mwahahaha... R&R, if you would!
