Duo: Well, it looks like we're stuck like this for a while.

Amy shakes her head and groans.

Trunks: I heard that! sheesh, you'd think it only happened to him.

Crystal: Yeah, but this is so embarrassing!

Mihoshi: Ugh, my hair! It's feels so brittle and it needs conditioner and styling gel and . . . and. . . what?

Everyone stares at Mihoshi and sighs.

Sage: It's ok. We'll probably wake up any minute now. It's so funny, we're all mix-matched.

Sage begins to laugh out loud.

Mihoshi: I sound . . . so. . . . blond.

Trunks: I know. It's so scary to see you and hear you act so stupid. . .

Amy: She doesn't get it, does she?

Trunks: Never will.

Duo: This is so confusing!

Crystal: Yeah, who's who? I'm Trunks and everyone else has long hair.

Duo: Such an intelligent answer . . .

Sage: I'm Sage!

Mihoshi: I am! We switched bodies, remember?

Sage: Um, sure. . .

Sage gets that 'deer in the headlight look'.

Sage: But we're–

Amy: Enough! It doesn't matter how, just who and why!

Duo: Good point, Duo. I guess that hair gel hasn't leaked into your brain yet.

Amy: Hey . . .

Duo: Mihoshi, you said the voice sounded familiar. Who was it?

Sage: Um, I don't . . . oh yeah! It sounded like my first grade teacher!

Everyone sweatdrop and hangs their heads.

Crystal: Oh brother.

Amy: We're gonna be stuck like this forever!!!!

Duo begins to smile a very large, happy, grin.

Trunks: In the meantime . . . um, Amy, why are you smiling like that?

Duo: One word: Gundam.

Others: Huh?

Duo: Like I said, Gundam.

Amy: Huh? I don't g– wait just a second here, you can't use my Gundam! It's mine, mine, MINE!!!

Trunks: Technically, she can. She acquired your possessions along with your body.

Duo: Right. You get to enjoy my director 2 powers!

Amy: Ha! Screw that! I get to see where you girls live now! He he. . .

Duo: No, that's not fair. . . never mind.

Trunks: And you get my powers.

Crystal: Woopty-do.

Trunks raises an eyebrow but chooses to ignore that comment.

Trunks: Anyway, I can fly! I get to be Peter Pan!

Sage: What do I get? Huh? What do I get!?!

Mihoshi shakes her head and says in a monotone voice.

Mihoshi: You get to use my Halo armor.

She gets very sarcastic.

Mihoshi: And guess what, everybody! I got the best power of all. . . a gun. . . a lousy gun. . .

Amy: Don't look at it like that! I have to wear a skirt.

Duo: I say, let's try out our stuff!

Sage: Cool. . . I think. . .

Sage precedes to call his armor. But somehow it works– sort of. It's upside-down.

Sage: Is it supposed to look like this?

Trunks: Does anyone have a can opener?

Mihoshi: I'm shocked she got the words right.

Amy and Crystal power up, only to be wearing their costumes backwards.

Duo: This seems to get better and better every minute.

Duo presses a large red button on a control he found in his back pocket. The Gundam Deathscythe appears on stage.

Duo: Crystal, it's your turn!

Trunks: Time to fly! I can fly! I can fly!

Trunks raises ten feet into the air and levitates there.

Trunks: This is easy.

Trunks does a flip and begins to climb higher and higher. He begins to relax when suddenly, he starts to rocket to the ground. He hits the stage with a loud thud.

Trunks: I'm ok. . . really. . . just need some ice. . . ok. . .

Crystal: That's gonna leave a mark.

Duo jumps into the Gundam.

Duo: I'm starting up the Gundam now! Wow, hey, you can't even feel the vibrations! Hey, Duo, what does this button do?

He points to the red square button surrounded by the yellow and black tape. He pushes the button.

Amy: Huh?

Machine: The self-destruct system has been activated. 10 seconds to detonation.

Duo: What!?! Duo! Help me!

Amy: Press the black button!

Duo: They're all black! Shoot, only five seconds left!
4 - What am I going to do?
3 - Think!!!
2 - God save me!
1- What the heck!

Duo quickly presses several buttons.

Machine: Sequence aborted.

Duo: Thank you god!

The Gundam, now fried, chucks Duo out the hatch.

Duo: I'm ok.

Amy: What did you do?

Amy is frantically pointing at the Gundam, which has taken on a life of its own. Duo: Huh?

Sage: Wow, that is so cool! That is such a neat trick!

Crystal: It has a mind of its own!

Mihoshi: I'll shoot it!

Amy: Don't even try. That gun of yours won't even damage it.

Trunks: Forget it! Come on.

Duo: What another lovely day. Let's think of someway to fix this.

Crystal: It's only your fault.

Duo: It can't be programed to do this!

Amy: I bet that evil person is behind this!

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Crystal: This stinks. This is worse. . . no wait. . . if my father knew. . .

Trunks: Yeah?

Crystal begins to cry.

Crystal: WAH!!! I want my body back!

Lightning bolts start firing everywhere.

Trunks: Watch where you aim those things!

Trunks flies into the air to dodge a bolt, wacks head on ceiling.

Trunks: Oww. . . .

Duo: What to do. . . . what to do. . .

Amy: Have fun!

Duo: No, HELP ME!!!

Duo begins to whimper.

Amy: Ok, ok. Stop whimpering, I look pathetic. Put this on.

Amy places a headset on her head and throws one to Duo.

Amy: Get in and I'll direct you from there.

Duo: Good idea. Only. . .

Amy: Only what?

Duo: HOW DO I GET IN THERE???

Sage: Ok. So what do I do now?

Sage's hands are in the position he needs to call his armor.

Mihoshi: Repeat after me. Tao Chi!

Sage: Ok. Down Cheese! No, that's not right. Monkey's knees! No. . .
Sage keeps rambling on and on, not getting it right. Mihoshi sighs.

Mihoshi: Why me?

Meanwhile, on the ship floating above the studio. . .

Evil Person: Ok. Now, on to plan B.

Evil Person presses several button. An angry blonde appears on the ship.

Relena:. . . . lots of money! I'll sue your butts dry! Oh, hello.

Evil Person: Hello, Relena.

Relena: What is going on? This is kidnaping!

Evil Person's eye starts to twitch.

Evil Person: I just got you out of jail, genius.

Relena: You do have a point.

She sees the monitor.

Relena: What's going on?

Evil Person: I switched their bodies.

Relena: Looks like fun. But why me?

Evil Person: They put you in jail, remember? Revenge?

Relena: Perfect. But, there's a catch?

Evil Person: Brilliant. Yes. I must never be named. Now, do we have an agreement?

Relena: Sure. But what will happen if I do slip your name out?

Evil Person: I will then get this handy-dandy machine and switch your body with a toad.

Back on stage. . .

Crystal: You know, this reminds me of the time Goku told me about when Captain Ginyu and him traded bodies, switched back, then. . .

Trunks: I know! Just leave me alone!

Trunks is sitting on the ground, rubbing several bumps gently on his head.

Duo: Yes! Thank the – oh, who cares! I made it!

Duo is severely bruised. Amy's voice is heard over a static channel.

Amy: Now, do exactly what I tell you to do, ok?

Sage: Cottage Cheese? Umm . . . Down Under? No, Down Cheese? Oh yeah! Tao Chi!

Sage's armor appears.

Sage: Yeah!

Sage tries to pick up the sword, but can't lift it.

Sage: It's too heavy.

Mihoshi: What did I do to deserve this!?!

Back on the ship. . .

Relena: Let's go visit!

Evil Person: Remember the plan.

Relena: Fine.

Back on stage. . .

Crystal: I'm a girl. . . . I'm a girl . . . . I'm a girl. . .

Crystal keeps rocking back and forth while chanting "I'm a girl". Trunks is flying about, singing.

Trunks: I can fly! I can fly! I can –

Trunks hits the ceiling again.

Trunks: Oww. . . .

Duo: Yes! Did it work? Did it work?

Amy stares at the still moving Gundam and gives a heavy sigh.

Amy: No. . . .

Mihoshi: Now, say Thunder Bolt Cut!

Sage: Ok. Thunder Halter Top! No. . . Blunder Girl Hunt! No. . .

One hour later. . . Mihoshi is banging her head against the wall with each word she says.

Mihoshi: Life officially sucks.

Sage: OH YEAH! Thunder Bolt Cut!

The blast hits the Gundam, causing it to short circuit and stop moving. Sage falls on his butt and starts to cry. Mihoshi feels her anger getting the better of herself.

Mihoshi: THERE'S NO CRYING IN ARMOR!!!

Sage: Sorry.

Amy: Yes! Thank you Sage! Er. . . Mihoshi! Er. . . Green Guy!

Duo: All done? Phew!

An evil laugh is heard as a person appears on stage.

Relena: Like my game?

All: RELENA????

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Duo: What are you doing here?

Trunks: How the heck did they let you out of jail.

Relena: That's not important. What matters is what I can do to help.

Amy: Huh?

Relena: I have here the reverse device of your little problem. But if you don't trust me, I guess I'll just leave . . .

Relena starts to walk away. Mihoshi: Do we trust her?

Crystal: Does anyone have a better idea?

Sage: Yep. We're all funnier as it is!

Duo: Wait, Relena. OK. You can help us.

Relena: Ok. Now stand back to back with the person who has your body. Good.

The lights dim and there are several flashes as Relena presses the button on the device. When the lights come on, Amy, Crystal, and Mihoshi are gone.

Duo: Where's Duo?

Relena: Hahaha, you fell for it! I never meant to help you guys. Instead, the other three were transported to other dimensions and without them, you're helpless!

Relena disappears.

Duo: Great. Oh we will so enjoy this.

Sage: We will?

Trunks: Well, this is gonna be another long adventure.

Sage: Oh, I love adventures. Once –

Duo slaps him.

Duo: Sorry, I don't know what came over me. I really wish I could hurt her, but she's stuck in Sage's body. You won't let me, will you?

Trunks: Nope. I see why Kiyone hates her so much. Now what?

Duo: I guess we should go to a commercial break.

Nothing happens.

Duo: A commercial break!

Cameraman: Umm, sorry Duo. But only Crystal and Amy can signal a commercial break and they're not here.

Duo: But I am Amy. Cameraman: No, your Duo.

Duo: Amy.

Cameraman: Duo.

Duo: Amy!

Cameraman: Duo!

Duo: AMY!!!

Cameraman: DUO!!!

Trunks: HELLO!! Let's stay on track, here.

Cameraman: I think you've been under the lights too long, Duo.

Trunks: Geez, where have you been?

Cameraman: On my coffee break, why?

Trunks: Look, just go to a commercial break or I'll rip your head off!

Cameraman: Ok, ok. No need to get feisty.

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