Trunks: This just stinks.
Sage: I don't smell anything.
Duo: Could you just shut-up?
Sage: Hey, where did everybody go?
Duo: I can't deal with this!!!
Trunks: We need to find them. But how, who, and where?
Sage: STOP IT! You're confusing me!
Duo: I dunno. But let's get you . . . er . . . Trunks back first.
Trunks: Why? Sage: I wanna go first!
Sage begins to whine.
Trunks: Deal with it.
A light bulb appears above his head. It then shines brightly.
Trunks: Got it. Time to call on a trusty friend.
Duo: Friend?
Sage: Wow, does this friend have a comb? I really need to brush this hair . . .
Trunks: Watch.
Trunks clears his throat and lowers voice.
Trunks: Hey, Goku!
Goku: Yes?
Trunks: The girls have been kidnaped!
Goku: But I thought the girls were guys.
Trunks returns voice to normal.
Trunks: Glad to see you know that.
Goku jumps into Duo's arms.
Goku: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Feel better?
Puts Goku down.
Goku: Yeah. So, who should I concentrate on first.
Duo: Crystal . . . er . . . Trunks in Crystal's body.
Goku: Hold on.
Sage: AHHHHHH!!!!! What's happening?
Duo shakes his head before grabbing Sage's arm.
In an alternate dimension. . .
Crystal: Dang it! The whole place is made of metal. These lightning powers don't work here!
Goku: Hey Trunks! What's kicking?
Crystal: Goku!!
Trunks: Man, Relena thought of everything, didn't she?
Duo: Appears so.
He looks at Sage, who has fainted on the floor.
Goku: So, what now?
Trunks: Let me.
Trunks pulls out his sword and slices the wall, making an 'X'. Duo runs up and plants a bomb that was hidden in his braid at the center. It explodes, but the wall remains in tack.
Duo: Dang it. It didn't work.
Goku: Kamahamaha!
Goku blasts the wall, which destroys it.
Trunks: Why didn't you do that in the first place?
Goku: Let's find Duo!
Duo: Yeah! He better have not done anything to my body!
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Back on stage.
Duo: Hmm. . . wonder where my body is. . .
Goku: I sense an odd presence of a big, fiery thing.
Trunks: The sun?
Crystal: Ya think? Maybe. Hey where are you going?
Duo: I'm gonna get Duo!
Trunks: Um, I thought we were, too.
Duo: You can't.
Goku: Why, you can't go to the sun alone. . . you'll be fried.
Trunks: Crispy chicken, anyone?
Crystal: Figures you'd think of chicken at a time like this.
Duo: This is a one man. . . er girl mission.
Trunks: Why?
Duo: Because the Gundam can't carry. . .
He counts the number of people.
Duo:. . . . four people besides me.
Goku: I thought you couldn't handle it.
Duo: I'm still a little rusty.
Trunks: That's the understatement of the century. Besides, how can you even try?
Duo: Because I have this!
Spins around to revel the 1000 page manul on Gundam Piloting.
Crystal: Huh?
Duo: It's the instructions.
Trunks: Ok. . .
Duo: Cya.
The Gundam takes off.
Trunks: Good luck.
Inside the Gundam.. . .
Duo: This isn't so hard. Ha! The great destroyer is back– AH!
The Gundam dives under an asteroid.
Duo: An asteroid? That. . . was . . . close. . . ASTEROID?!? The asteroid belt?
Screams in realization.
Duo: Wait a minute! The asteroid belt? I can't believe it. Only I could get lost in the galaxy. The belt, the belt. Stupid Gundam!
Duo slams his head against the back of his seat.
Duo: It's going the wrong way. Great. I need to think clearly. You can do this, Amy. The manul! Hmm. . .
Flips to the index.
Duo: How to turn a Gundam. . . aha! Turn to page 431-471. Oh great.
Begins to read.
Machine: Warning, Gundam range closing on an asteroid. Please turn away now.
Duo: I know that! Shoot! How can this thing be a million pages long? Isn't there just a simple button to push?
Machine: Thirty seconds until interception. Please disengage.
Duo: Come on!
Flips through more pages.
Duo: No time! Maybe this is it.
Presses the button.
Duo: Please work!
The Gundam makes a U-turn and begins to travel at the speed of light.
Duo: AHHH!!!
Machine: Destination?
Duo: The sun. Phew. That was too close. I'm alive!! Oh, the sun's so bright! Where did Duo put those sunglasses.
Begins to rustle around the junk on the floor.
Duo: Someone has some cleaning to do. Bingo! Got them. Activate screens.
Pushes a button like the book says on page twenty-two.
Duo: What's that on the sun spot? MI CUERPO!!! Duo! My body! Yes!
Long bang.
Duo: Shoot! I can't get any closer. The stupid engine won't hold up. Geez, it's hot in here.
Looks up how to use the speaker. Get's it to work.
Duo: Hey Duo, over here!
Amy: Amy! Hurry up, I'm on fire!
Duo: I can't get any closer! The Gundam will melt!
Amy: Unless. . . Hey, what if I concentrated your ice powers on Deathscythe. You think it'll make the Gundam cool enough to come closer for a few seconds?
Duo: Worth a shot. Here I come!
Amy: I can't believe I'm doing this. Ice Wall Barricade!
Duo: Didn't know I could do that. . . Nice job! Okay, jump up and give me your hand! Gotcha! Here, you take over. I've had enough.
Amy sits in Duo's lap.
Duo: Hey! I didn't say you could sit on me!
Amy: Hehehe. . . well, it's the only way for now, unless you get us home. Hey, how was the Gundam?
Duo: Hehe, no problem. . . don't mention it.
Duo closes his eyes and sighs.
Amy: What's that?
Duo: Huh?
Amy: Look over there.
Duo: I dunno. It wasn't there when I left.
Amy: Strange spacecraft. Not from around here. But we don't have enough fuel. We'll check back later.
Duo: Better tell the others.
The Gundam lands.
Duo: Yes! We made it! Now, get off me!
Pushes Amy out of Gundam. Falls out after her.
Amy: I agree. My feet hurt! Water!
They lie on their backs.
Goku: Now what?
Duo: Five more minutes, mommy.
Crystal: Are they gonna be ok? I mean, Mihoshi has been out of it since you rescued me. . .
Trunks: They'll be ok. I'm glad to see they're both alive.
Goku: Yeah. That Gundam is burnt and charred real bad.
Crystal: Hmm. . .
Five minutes later. . .
Amy: Ahh, the ice cubes never tasted this good!
Duo: I need a T-shirt that says "I flew the Deathscythe and lived". Hey Crystal, where could Sage be?
Trunks: I dunno. . .
Trunks imitates Sage's voice.
Trunks: Does anyone have a plan?
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Trunks: Let's go get Mihoshi!
Sage: But I'm right here!
Duo: Never mind
Amy: How stupid can you get?
Crystal: Pretty stupid.
Goku: So, it's Sage in Mihoshi's body. Got it.
They disappear from the stage and reappear in barren valley. Mihoshi is sitting cross legged with her eyes closed.
Trunks: Hey Sage!
Mihoshi doesn't move.
Duo: You're boyfriend is deaf or something.
Amy walks up to Mihoshi and waves her hand in front of her face.
Amy: Hell-o-o? Anybody home?
She stands up and shrugs her shoulders.
Amy: Lights on, nobody home.
Sage: Ah! Oh no! He's dead! That means. . . I'M STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER!!!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal: Will you shut up! He's only meditating. Even an idiot can see that.
Sage: I couldn't tell. So what does that make me?
Crystal: Never mind, Mihoshi.
Mihoshi stirs and opens her eyes. Mihoshi: Will you all shut up! Something's coming!
Trunks: I hear it now!
Loud rumbling is heard from the distance. A large black spaceship appears.
Evil Person: Bwahahahaha!!!!
Relena: Oh yeah. . . Bwahahahaha!!!!
Evil Person: Stupid people. I have the real reversal switch up here. The only way to get it is to beat us!
Goku: I'm gonna blast it! KA - MA- HA - MA----
Goku is turned into a cat.
Cat: Meow! Meow? Meow!
Evil Person: Sorry, no help from the calvary.
Sage: I don't wanna die!!!!
Mihoshi: Transform!
Sage: Ok. Good idea.
Sage gets into position and is in sub armor.
Evil Person: There's no way. . . she couldn't have possible remembered. . .
Sage: Tao. . . um. . . tao. . . um, I forgot.
All: MIHOSHI!!
Mihoshi: Moron.
Trunks: My turn.
Crystal: Are you crazy? You can't fly!
Trunks: Ah, but there is no ceiling!
Flies into the air. Is doing well. Looks over shoulder at others.
Trunks: See? Piece of cake.
All: WATCH OUT FOR THAT-
Trunks slams into a tree.
All: Tree.
Trunks: Oww. . . .
Trunks slides don't the tree and sits in a heap with little ships zooming around his head.
Crystal: This isn't happening.
Amy: Let's go! Double up!
Crystal and Amy fire there ice and lightning powers at the ship, but it has no effect.
Amy: Drat.
Duo: My turn!
Gets inside the Gundam. He starts it up, but it goes haywire.
Duo: Never mind. . . . HELP!!!!
Relena: Only Sage is left! We've won for sure!
Evil Person: Of course. He can't possible know how to use a. . .
Sage undoes the safety lock on the gun.
Evil Person:. . . . gun?
Mihoshi: Do you really think I only know about swords? Sheesh. This is the twenty-first century.
Mihoshi shoots the engine of the ship.
Relena: Oh no!
Evil Person: We're doomed!
Relena: We? Nice try. See ya!
Relena escapes the ship. Evil Person: Two can play at this game.
Evil Person grabs the reversal device, a new outfit, and jumps out. Relena watches as the ship explodes.
Relena: Hehe. . .
Kiyone appears next to Relena.
Kiyone: You're under arrest for breaking law 45621-098721-00542. You have the right to. . .
Relena: But, but. . .
Relena is put in hadcuffs.
Sage: Kiyone! Wow, you caught Relena! Cool!
Kiyone: It was nothing. . . really. And I got the reversal device. Ready?
Kiyone presses the button. Everyone looks at Goku, who is licking his arm.
Goku: What? What's everyone looking at?
Crystal: I've got my body back!
Trunks: Finally. My mom's been worried sick. Gotta go!
Trunks leaves.
Amy: Duo, fix, uh, that.
She points to the Gundam.
Duo: Done in a jiffy.
Gets in and stops it.
Duo: See?
Sage: Amazing. My hair is ok. THANK YOU GOD!!!
Mihoshi: Any last requests, Relena?
Kiyone: It's words, Mihoshi. Words.
Mihoshi: Oh yeah. Any last words, Relena?
Relena realizes that she is helpless and takes action.
Relena: Yes, I do. KIYONE IS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL OF THIS!!!
Kiyone: Liar! How dare you accuse me, a galaxy police officer like that? Mihoshi, who do you believe: me or this so-called pacifist?
Mihoshi: I believe you, Kiyone. Relena, let's go.
Mihoshi and Relena leave in their spaceship.
Goku: Let's all get going. I have to get back to help Trunks get home. I really doubt Bulma will believe this one so easily.
They return to the studio.
Duo: Bye all.
Sage: See ya!
Amy and Crystal jump back up to the rafters.
Amy: What an adventure we've had. Glad it's over.
Crystal: Yeah, but one thing still bugs me.
Amy: What?
Crystal: What if Relena was telling the truth, you know, about Kiyone?
Amy: Never. You've been a boy way too long. But I have the perfect remedy.
Both: SHOPPING!!!!!!
Crystal grabs Sage's Visa and Amy gets Rowen's Mastercard. They leave, but Amy returns to get Quatre's American Express for extra cash.
Amy: Let's go.
Crystal: Sure, but I still wonder. . . .
Meanwhile, at Moon Mental Hospital. . .
Relena: I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!! I AM!!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! NO!!! NO!!!! REALLY!!!!!
She is thrown into a padded cell. The door is shut and sealed tight.
Relena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMMERCIAL
Sage: I don't smell anything.
Duo: Could you just shut-up?
Sage: Hey, where did everybody go?
Duo: I can't deal with this!!!
Trunks: We need to find them. But how, who, and where?
Sage: STOP IT! You're confusing me!
Duo: I dunno. But let's get you . . . er . . . Trunks back first.
Trunks: Why? Sage: I wanna go first!
Sage begins to whine.
Trunks: Deal with it.
A light bulb appears above his head. It then shines brightly.
Trunks: Got it. Time to call on a trusty friend.
Duo: Friend?
Sage: Wow, does this friend have a comb? I really need to brush this hair . . .
Trunks: Watch.
Trunks clears his throat and lowers voice.
Trunks: Hey, Goku!
Goku: Yes?
Trunks: The girls have been kidnaped!
Goku: But I thought the girls were guys.
Trunks returns voice to normal.
Trunks: Glad to see you know that.
Goku jumps into Duo's arms.
Goku: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Feel better?
Puts Goku down.
Goku: Yeah. So, who should I concentrate on first.
Duo: Crystal . . . er . . . Trunks in Crystal's body.
Goku: Hold on.
Sage: AHHHHHH!!!!! What's happening?
Duo shakes his head before grabbing Sage's arm.
In an alternate dimension. . .
Crystal: Dang it! The whole place is made of metal. These lightning powers don't work here!
Goku: Hey Trunks! What's kicking?
Crystal: Goku!!
Trunks: Man, Relena thought of everything, didn't she?
Duo: Appears so.
He looks at Sage, who has fainted on the floor.
Goku: So, what now?
Trunks: Let me.
Trunks pulls out his sword and slices the wall, making an 'X'. Duo runs up and plants a bomb that was hidden in his braid at the center. It explodes, but the wall remains in tack.
Duo: Dang it. It didn't work.
Goku: Kamahamaha!
Goku blasts the wall, which destroys it.
Trunks: Why didn't you do that in the first place?
Goku: Let's find Duo!
Duo: Yeah! He better have not done anything to my body!
COMMERCIAL
Back on stage.
Duo: Hmm. . . wonder where my body is. . .
Goku: I sense an odd presence of a big, fiery thing.
Trunks: The sun?
Crystal: Ya think? Maybe. Hey where are you going?
Duo: I'm gonna get Duo!
Trunks: Um, I thought we were, too.
Duo: You can't.
Goku: Why, you can't go to the sun alone. . . you'll be fried.
Trunks: Crispy chicken, anyone?
Crystal: Figures you'd think of chicken at a time like this.
Duo: This is a one man. . . er girl mission.
Trunks: Why?
Duo: Because the Gundam can't carry. . .
He counts the number of people.
Duo:. . . . four people besides me.
Goku: I thought you couldn't handle it.
Duo: I'm still a little rusty.
Trunks: That's the understatement of the century. Besides, how can you even try?
Duo: Because I have this!
Spins around to revel the 1000 page manul on Gundam Piloting.
Crystal: Huh?
Duo: It's the instructions.
Trunks: Ok. . .
Duo: Cya.
The Gundam takes off.
Trunks: Good luck.
Inside the Gundam.. . .
Duo: This isn't so hard. Ha! The great destroyer is back– AH!
The Gundam dives under an asteroid.
Duo: An asteroid? That. . . was . . . close. . . ASTEROID?!? The asteroid belt?
Screams in realization.
Duo: Wait a minute! The asteroid belt? I can't believe it. Only I could get lost in the galaxy. The belt, the belt. Stupid Gundam!
Duo slams his head against the back of his seat.
Duo: It's going the wrong way. Great. I need to think clearly. You can do this, Amy. The manul! Hmm. . .
Flips to the index.
Duo: How to turn a Gundam. . . aha! Turn to page 431-471. Oh great.
Begins to read.
Machine: Warning, Gundam range closing on an asteroid. Please turn away now.
Duo: I know that! Shoot! How can this thing be a million pages long? Isn't there just a simple button to push?
Machine: Thirty seconds until interception. Please disengage.
Duo: Come on!
Flips through more pages.
Duo: No time! Maybe this is it.
Presses the button.
Duo: Please work!
The Gundam makes a U-turn and begins to travel at the speed of light.
Duo: AHHH!!!
Machine: Destination?
Duo: The sun. Phew. That was too close. I'm alive!! Oh, the sun's so bright! Where did Duo put those sunglasses.
Begins to rustle around the junk on the floor.
Duo: Someone has some cleaning to do. Bingo! Got them. Activate screens.
Pushes a button like the book says on page twenty-two.
Duo: What's that on the sun spot? MI CUERPO!!! Duo! My body! Yes!
Long bang.
Duo: Shoot! I can't get any closer. The stupid engine won't hold up. Geez, it's hot in here.
Looks up how to use the speaker. Get's it to work.
Duo: Hey Duo, over here!
Amy: Amy! Hurry up, I'm on fire!
Duo: I can't get any closer! The Gundam will melt!
Amy: Unless. . . Hey, what if I concentrated your ice powers on Deathscythe. You think it'll make the Gundam cool enough to come closer for a few seconds?
Duo: Worth a shot. Here I come!
Amy: I can't believe I'm doing this. Ice Wall Barricade!
Duo: Didn't know I could do that. . . Nice job! Okay, jump up and give me your hand! Gotcha! Here, you take over. I've had enough.
Amy sits in Duo's lap.
Duo: Hey! I didn't say you could sit on me!
Amy: Hehehe. . . well, it's the only way for now, unless you get us home. Hey, how was the Gundam?
Duo: Hehe, no problem. . . don't mention it.
Duo closes his eyes and sighs.
Amy: What's that?
Duo: Huh?
Amy: Look over there.
Duo: I dunno. It wasn't there when I left.
Amy: Strange spacecraft. Not from around here. But we don't have enough fuel. We'll check back later.
Duo: Better tell the others.
The Gundam lands.
Duo: Yes! We made it! Now, get off me!
Pushes Amy out of Gundam. Falls out after her.
Amy: I agree. My feet hurt! Water!
They lie on their backs.
Goku: Now what?
Duo: Five more minutes, mommy.
Crystal: Are they gonna be ok? I mean, Mihoshi has been out of it since you rescued me. . .
Trunks: They'll be ok. I'm glad to see they're both alive.
Goku: Yeah. That Gundam is burnt and charred real bad.
Crystal: Hmm. . .
Five minutes later. . .
Amy: Ahh, the ice cubes never tasted this good!
Duo: I need a T-shirt that says "I flew the Deathscythe and lived". Hey Crystal, where could Sage be?
Trunks: I dunno. . .
Trunks imitates Sage's voice.
Trunks: Does anyone have a plan?
COMMERCIAL
Trunks: Let's go get Mihoshi!
Sage: But I'm right here!
Duo: Never mind
Amy: How stupid can you get?
Crystal: Pretty stupid.
Goku: So, it's Sage in Mihoshi's body. Got it.
They disappear from the stage and reappear in barren valley. Mihoshi is sitting cross legged with her eyes closed.
Trunks: Hey Sage!
Mihoshi doesn't move.
Duo: You're boyfriend is deaf or something.
Amy walks up to Mihoshi and waves her hand in front of her face.
Amy: Hell-o-o? Anybody home?
She stands up and shrugs her shoulders.
Amy: Lights on, nobody home.
Sage: Ah! Oh no! He's dead! That means. . . I'M STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER!!!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal: Will you shut up! He's only meditating. Even an idiot can see that.
Sage: I couldn't tell. So what does that make me?
Crystal: Never mind, Mihoshi.
Mihoshi stirs and opens her eyes. Mihoshi: Will you all shut up! Something's coming!
Trunks: I hear it now!
Loud rumbling is heard from the distance. A large black spaceship appears.
Evil Person: Bwahahahaha!!!!
Relena: Oh yeah. . . Bwahahahaha!!!!
Evil Person: Stupid people. I have the real reversal switch up here. The only way to get it is to beat us!
Goku: I'm gonna blast it! KA - MA- HA - MA----
Goku is turned into a cat.
Cat: Meow! Meow? Meow!
Evil Person: Sorry, no help from the calvary.
Sage: I don't wanna die!!!!
Mihoshi: Transform!
Sage: Ok. Good idea.
Sage gets into position and is in sub armor.
Evil Person: There's no way. . . she couldn't have possible remembered. . .
Sage: Tao. . . um. . . tao. . . um, I forgot.
All: MIHOSHI!!
Mihoshi: Moron.
Trunks: My turn.
Crystal: Are you crazy? You can't fly!
Trunks: Ah, but there is no ceiling!
Flies into the air. Is doing well. Looks over shoulder at others.
Trunks: See? Piece of cake.
All: WATCH OUT FOR THAT-
Trunks slams into a tree.
All: Tree.
Trunks: Oww. . . .
Trunks slides don't the tree and sits in a heap with little ships zooming around his head.
Crystal: This isn't happening.
Amy: Let's go! Double up!
Crystal and Amy fire there ice and lightning powers at the ship, but it has no effect.
Amy: Drat.
Duo: My turn!
Gets inside the Gundam. He starts it up, but it goes haywire.
Duo: Never mind. . . . HELP!!!!
Relena: Only Sage is left! We've won for sure!
Evil Person: Of course. He can't possible know how to use a. . .
Sage undoes the safety lock on the gun.
Evil Person:. . . . gun?
Mihoshi: Do you really think I only know about swords? Sheesh. This is the twenty-first century.
Mihoshi shoots the engine of the ship.
Relena: Oh no!
Evil Person: We're doomed!
Relena: We? Nice try. See ya!
Relena escapes the ship. Evil Person: Two can play at this game.
Evil Person grabs the reversal device, a new outfit, and jumps out. Relena watches as the ship explodes.
Relena: Hehe. . .
Kiyone appears next to Relena.
Kiyone: You're under arrest for breaking law 45621-098721-00542. You have the right to. . .
Relena: But, but. . .
Relena is put in hadcuffs.
Sage: Kiyone! Wow, you caught Relena! Cool!
Kiyone: It was nothing. . . really. And I got the reversal device. Ready?
Kiyone presses the button. Everyone looks at Goku, who is licking his arm.
Goku: What? What's everyone looking at?
Crystal: I've got my body back!
Trunks: Finally. My mom's been worried sick. Gotta go!
Trunks leaves.
Amy: Duo, fix, uh, that.
She points to the Gundam.
Duo: Done in a jiffy.
Gets in and stops it.
Duo: See?
Sage: Amazing. My hair is ok. THANK YOU GOD!!!
Mihoshi: Any last requests, Relena?
Kiyone: It's words, Mihoshi. Words.
Mihoshi: Oh yeah. Any last words, Relena?
Relena realizes that she is helpless and takes action.
Relena: Yes, I do. KIYONE IS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL OF THIS!!!
Kiyone: Liar! How dare you accuse me, a galaxy police officer like that? Mihoshi, who do you believe: me or this so-called pacifist?
Mihoshi: I believe you, Kiyone. Relena, let's go.
Mihoshi and Relena leave in their spaceship.
Goku: Let's all get going. I have to get back to help Trunks get home. I really doubt Bulma will believe this one so easily.
They return to the studio.
Duo: Bye all.
Sage: See ya!
Amy and Crystal jump back up to the rafters.
Amy: What an adventure we've had. Glad it's over.
Crystal: Yeah, but one thing still bugs me.
Amy: What?
Crystal: What if Relena was telling the truth, you know, about Kiyone?
Amy: Never. You've been a boy way too long. But I have the perfect remedy.
Both: SHOPPING!!!!!!
Crystal grabs Sage's Visa and Amy gets Rowen's Mastercard. They leave, but Amy returns to get Quatre's American Express for extra cash.
Amy: Let's go.
Crystal: Sure, but I still wonder. . . .
Meanwhile, at Moon Mental Hospital. . .
Relena: I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!! I AM!!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! NO!!! NO!!!! REALLY!!!!!
She is thrown into a padded cell. The door is shut and sealed tight.
Relena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMMERCIAL
