Trunks: This just stinks.

Sage: I don't smell anything.

Duo: Could you just shut-up?

Sage: Hey, where did everybody go?

Duo: I can't deal with this!!!

Trunks: We need to find them. But how, who, and where?

Sage: STOP IT! You're confusing me!

Duo: I dunno. But let's get you . . . er . . . Trunks back first.

Trunks: Why? Sage: I wanna go first!

Sage begins to whine.

Trunks: Deal with it.

A light bulb appears above his head. It then shines brightly.

Trunks: Got it. Time to call on a trusty friend.

Duo: Friend?

Sage: Wow, does this friend have a comb? I really need to brush this hair . . .

Trunks: Watch.

Trunks clears his throat and lowers voice.

Trunks: Hey, Goku!

Goku: Yes?

Trunks: The girls have been kidnaped!

Goku: But I thought the girls were guys.

Trunks returns voice to normal.

Trunks: Glad to see you know that.

Goku jumps into Duo's arms.

Goku: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: Feel better?

Puts Goku down.

Goku: Yeah. So, who should I concentrate on first.

Duo: Crystal . . . er . . . Trunks in Crystal's body.

Goku: Hold on.

Sage: AHHHHHH!!!!! What's happening?

Duo shakes his head before grabbing Sage's arm.

In an alternate dimension. . .

Crystal: Dang it! The whole place is made of metal. These lightning powers don't work here!

Goku: Hey Trunks! What's kicking?

Crystal: Goku!!

Trunks: Man, Relena thought of everything, didn't she?

Duo: Appears so.

He looks at Sage, who has fainted on the floor.

Goku: So, what now?

Trunks: Let me.

Trunks pulls out his sword and slices the wall, making an 'X'. Duo runs up and plants a bomb that was hidden in his braid at the center. It explodes, but the wall remains in tack.

Duo: Dang it. It didn't work.

Goku: Kamahamaha!

Goku blasts the wall, which destroys it.

Trunks: Why didn't you do that in the first place?

Goku: Let's find Duo!

Duo: Yeah! He better have not done anything to my body!

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Back on stage.

Duo: Hmm. . . wonder where my body is. . .

Goku: I sense an odd presence of a big, fiery thing.

Trunks: The sun?

Crystal: Ya think? Maybe. Hey where are you going?

Duo: I'm gonna get Duo!

Trunks: Um, I thought we were, too.

Duo: You can't.

Goku: Why, you can't go to the sun alone. . . you'll be fried.

Trunks: Crispy chicken, anyone?

Crystal: Figures you'd think of chicken at a time like this.

Duo: This is a one man. . . er girl mission.

Trunks: Why?

Duo: Because the Gundam can't carry. . .

He counts the number of people.

Duo:. . . . four people besides me.

Goku: I thought you couldn't handle it.

Duo: I'm still a little rusty.

Trunks: That's the understatement of the century. Besides, how can you even try?

Duo: Because I have this!

Spins around to revel the 1000 page manul on Gundam Piloting.

Crystal: Huh?

Duo: It's the instructions.

Trunks: Ok. . .

Duo: Cya.

The Gundam takes off.

Trunks: Good luck.
Inside the Gundam.. . .

Duo: This isn't so hard. Ha! The great destroyer is back– AH!

The Gundam dives under an asteroid.

Duo: An asteroid? That. . . was . . . close. . . ASTEROID?!? The asteroid belt?

Screams in realization.

Duo: Wait a minute! The asteroid belt? I can't believe it. Only I could get lost in the galaxy. The belt, the belt. Stupid Gundam!

Duo slams his head against the back of his seat.

Duo: It's going the wrong way. Great. I need to think clearly. You can do this, Amy. The manul! Hmm. . .

Flips to the index.

Duo: How to turn a Gundam. . . aha! Turn to page 431-471. Oh great.

Begins to read.

Machine: Warning, Gundam range closing on an asteroid. Please turn away now.

Duo: I know that! Shoot! How can this thing be a million pages long? Isn't there just a simple button to push?

Machine: Thirty seconds until interception. Please disengage.

Duo: Come on!

Flips through more pages.

Duo: No time! Maybe this is it.

Presses the button.

Duo: Please work!

The Gundam makes a U-turn and begins to travel at the speed of light.

Duo: AHHH!!!

Machine: Destination?

Duo: The sun. Phew. That was too close. I'm alive!! Oh, the sun's so bright! Where did Duo put those sunglasses.

Begins to rustle around the junk on the floor.

Duo: Someone has some cleaning to do. Bingo! Got them. Activate screens.

Pushes a button like the book says on page twenty-two.

Duo: What's that on the sun spot? MI CUERPO!!! Duo! My body! Yes!

Long bang.

Duo: Shoot! I can't get any closer. The stupid engine won't hold up. Geez, it's hot in here.

Looks up how to use the speaker. Get's it to work.

Duo: Hey Duo, over here!

Amy: Amy! Hurry up, I'm on fire!

Duo: I can't get any closer! The Gundam will melt!

Amy: Unless. . . Hey, what if I concentrated your ice powers on Deathscythe. You think it'll make the Gundam cool enough to come closer for a few seconds?

Duo: Worth a shot. Here I come!

Amy: I can't believe I'm doing this. Ice Wall Barricade!

Duo: Didn't know I could do that. . . Nice job! Okay, jump up and give me your hand! Gotcha! Here, you take over. I've had enough.

Amy sits in Duo's lap.

Duo: Hey! I didn't say you could sit on me!

Amy: Hehehe. . . well, it's the only way for now, unless you get us home. Hey, how was the Gundam?

Duo: Hehe, no problem. . . don't mention it.

Duo closes his eyes and sighs.

Amy: What's that?

Duo: Huh?

Amy: Look over there.

Duo: I dunno. It wasn't there when I left.

Amy: Strange spacecraft. Not from around here. But we don't have enough fuel. We'll check back later.

Duo: Better tell the others.

The Gundam lands.

Duo: Yes! We made it! Now, get off me!

Pushes Amy out of Gundam. Falls out after her.

Amy: I agree. My feet hurt! Water!

They lie on their backs.

Goku: Now what?

Duo: Five more minutes, mommy.

Crystal: Are they gonna be ok? I mean, Mihoshi has been out of it since you rescued me. . .

Trunks: They'll be ok. I'm glad to see they're both alive.

Goku: Yeah. That Gundam is burnt and charred real bad.

Crystal: Hmm. . .

Five minutes later. . .

Amy: Ahh, the ice cubes never tasted this good!

Duo: I need a T-shirt that says "I flew the Deathscythe and lived". Hey Crystal, where could Sage be?

Trunks: I dunno. . .
Trunks imitates Sage's voice.

Trunks: Does anyone have a plan?

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Trunks: Let's go get Mihoshi!

Sage: But I'm right here!

Duo: Never mind

Amy: How stupid can you get?

Crystal: Pretty stupid.

Goku: So, it's Sage in Mihoshi's body. Got it.

They disappear from the stage and reappear in barren valley. Mihoshi is sitting cross legged with her eyes closed.

Trunks: Hey Sage!

Mihoshi doesn't move.

Duo: You're boyfriend is deaf or something.

Amy walks up to Mihoshi and waves her hand in front of her face.

Amy: Hell-o-o? Anybody home?

She stands up and shrugs her shoulders.

Amy: Lights on, nobody home.

Sage: Ah! Oh no! He's dead! That means. . . I'M STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER!!!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crystal: Will you shut up! He's only meditating. Even an idiot can see that.

Sage: I couldn't tell. So what does that make me?

Crystal: Never mind, Mihoshi.

Mihoshi stirs and opens her eyes. Mihoshi: Will you all shut up! Something's coming!

Trunks: I hear it now!

Loud rumbling is heard from the distance. A large black spaceship appears.

Evil Person: Bwahahahaha!!!!

Relena: Oh yeah. . . Bwahahahaha!!!!

Evil Person: Stupid people. I have the real reversal switch up here. The only way to get it is to beat us!

Goku: I'm gonna blast it! KA - MA- HA - MA----

Goku is turned into a cat.

Cat: Meow! Meow? Meow!

Evil Person: Sorry, no help from the calvary.

Sage: I don't wanna die!!!!

Mihoshi: Transform!

Sage: Ok. Good idea.

Sage gets into position and is in sub armor.

Evil Person: There's no way. . . she couldn't have possible remembered. . .

Sage: Tao. . . um. . . tao. . . um, I forgot.

All: MIHOSHI!!

Mihoshi: Moron.

Trunks: My turn.

Crystal: Are you crazy? You can't fly!

Trunks: Ah, but there is no ceiling!

Flies into the air. Is doing well. Looks over shoulder at others.

Trunks: See? Piece of cake.

All: WATCH OUT FOR THAT-

Trunks slams into a tree.

All: Tree.

Trunks: Oww. . . .

Trunks slides don't the tree and sits in a heap with little ships zooming around his head.

Crystal: This isn't happening.

Amy: Let's go! Double up!

Crystal and Amy fire there ice and lightning powers at the ship, but it has no effect.

Amy: Drat.

Duo: My turn!

Gets inside the Gundam. He starts it up, but it goes haywire.

Duo: Never mind. . . . HELP!!!!

Relena: Only Sage is left! We've won for sure!

Evil Person: Of course. He can't possible know how to use a. . .

Sage undoes the safety lock on the gun.

Evil Person:. . . . gun?

Mihoshi: Do you really think I only know about swords? Sheesh. This is the twenty-first century.

Mihoshi shoots the engine of the ship.

Relena: Oh no!

Evil Person: We're doomed!

Relena: We? Nice try. See ya!

Relena escapes the ship. Evil Person: Two can play at this game.

Evil Person grabs the reversal device, a new outfit, and jumps out. Relena watches as the ship explodes.

Relena: Hehe. . .

Kiyone appears next to Relena.

Kiyone: You're under arrest for breaking law 45621-098721-00542. You have the right to. . .

Relena: But, but. . .

Relena is put in hadcuffs.

Sage: Kiyone! Wow, you caught Relena! Cool!

Kiyone: It was nothing. . . really. And I got the reversal device. Ready?

Kiyone presses the button. Everyone looks at Goku, who is licking his arm.

Goku: What? What's everyone looking at?

Crystal: I've got my body back!

Trunks: Finally. My mom's been worried sick. Gotta go!

Trunks leaves.

Amy: Duo, fix, uh, that.

She points to the Gundam.

Duo: Done in a jiffy.

Gets in and stops it.

Duo: See?

Sage: Amazing. My hair is ok. THANK YOU GOD!!!

Mihoshi: Any last requests, Relena?

Kiyone: It's words, Mihoshi. Words.

Mihoshi: Oh yeah. Any last words, Relena?

Relena realizes that she is helpless and takes action.

Relena: Yes, I do. KIYONE IS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL OF THIS!!!

Kiyone: Liar! How dare you accuse me, a galaxy police officer like that? Mihoshi, who do you believe: me or this so-called pacifist?

Mihoshi: I believe you, Kiyone. Relena, let's go.

Mihoshi and Relena leave in their spaceship.

Goku: Let's all get going. I have to get back to help Trunks get home. I really doubt Bulma will believe this one so easily.

They return to the studio.

Duo: Bye all.

Sage: See ya!

Amy and Crystal jump back up to the rafters.

Amy: What an adventure we've had. Glad it's over.

Crystal: Yeah, but one thing still bugs me.

Amy: What?

Crystal: What if Relena was telling the truth, you know, about Kiyone?

Amy: Never. You've been a boy way too long. But I have the perfect remedy.

Both: SHOPPING!!!!!!

Crystal grabs Sage's Visa and Amy gets Rowen's Mastercard. They leave, but Amy returns to get Quatre's American Express for extra cash.

Amy: Let's go.

Crystal: Sure, but I still wonder. . . .

Meanwhile, at Moon Mental Hospital. . .

Relena: I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!! I AM!!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! NO!!! NO!!!! REALLY!!!!!

She is thrown into a padded cell. The door is shut and sealed tight.

Relena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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