Hunter, Elora, Bianca and Spyro were sitting on a bench waiting for panthergirl to come back with the results of the contest. Hunter looked at his watch. "It's been a while, maybe she forgot about us."

"She can't forget us!" said Bianca. "She told us that if she forgot, then we'd get custody of her stuffed fish pillow named Earl."

Just then, panthergirl came running up to them with the results of the contest. "No way are you guys getting Earl!" she yelled. Bianca turned to Hunter and grinned. "See? What did I tell ya?" Panthergirl hugged Earl protectively.

"So who won?" asked Elora. "Tell us!" Panthergirl pulled out a piece of paper. "And don't do anything that delays your announcement!" said Spyro. "Or else Earl gets it!"

"Fine!" said panthergirl. "The winner of the bad day contest is... Hunter!" Hunter jumped up and down squealing like an extremely hyper kangaroo. "AAAAA! I won! I won! Yippee! What'd I win?"

"You get to write a story about Joe the sheep!"

Joe the sheep (who had just appeared there for no reason) groaned. "Aw, man! I'm still getting over the pain from the LAST story I starred in!" (For more information see Joe The Sheep's Bad Day)

"We'll just leave you two alone." said panthergirl ad she, Spyro, Elora and Bianca left the scene. Hunter chuckled evilly. "So, I get to be in charge of the story, eh?" Joe ran for his life as Hunter began his story.

HUNTER'S STORY

Joe the sheep was running for his life and ran into a brick wall that he did not see. "OW! yelled Joe. "No fair, that wall wasn't there before!" Then, Joe was wearing armor and had a sword. "All right! This story might not be so bad after all!"

Suddenly, a guy ran up to Joe. "Oh, Sir Joe! The royal princess has been captured and you are the only one brave enough to go save her!" exclaimed the guy. "Fear not!" shouted Joe, who was making the most of his newfound role, "I shall go on this quest as of right now!"

So Joe started on his way. He walked deep into the forest. "Dang, I probably should've asked that guy for directions." thought Joe. "Oh well!" He continued on his way. He was about to cross a river when he heard some one yell "WHO DARES TO CROSS MY RIVER?!"

Drawing his sword, Joe answered. "I do!" He saw a movement behind a really big rock and darted over to it, tackling the speaker. "Bianca?" asked Joe, confused. "What are you doing in this story?" Bianca pushed Joe off of her. "I am the boss of this river and I say you can't cross it!"

"Why not?"

"Because I said so, that's why!"

Joe rolled his eyes. "I don't have time for this, I've got places to go and people to save." He started across the river. "Don't cross that river!" Bianca yelled at him. "I'll do what I want to!" Joe hollered back. Bianca shrugged. "Ok, have it your way."

Joe felt something brush against him. He looked down. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! PIRANHAS!" screamed Joe. Bianca watched as Joe went underwater and emerged crawling up the opposite bank a few seconds later. "I tried to tell you not to cross!" Bianca called across to him. "But did you listen? Noooooo....."

Joe ignored her and went on his way. He approached a large cave. Inside, he could see a girl tied to a stalagmite. "Fear not, damsel! I'll save you!" Joe yelled, trying to sound as heroic as he could. He charged forwards into the cave. "Elora?!?! What are you doing here?"

"I'm the princess, bonehead!"

"No way are you a princess."

"I am so the princess! Now untie me you stupid furball!"

Joe sighed and untied the rope. Elora stepped away from the stalagmite and stretched. "Ok, you saved me. Is the story over yet?" she asked. Joe shook his head. "Not yet, I've got to slay you captor."

Elora jerked a thumb over her shoulder, pointing to the darkness in the back of the cave. "He's over there." she said. As Joe started to go to the back of the cave, Bianca walked up and she and Elora started playing cards. "Hey!" shouted Joe. "How did you get past those piranhas?"

"I walked over the bridge." answered Bianca as she shuffled the deck. "What bridge?" demanded Joe. Bianca pointed at the river off in the distance. About fifty yards from the spot Joe had crossed, there was a bridge. "Why didn't you tell me about the bridge?"

"You didn't ask." Joe banged his head on the cavern wall a few times in frustration and then went to the back of the cave. "Oh great, Spyro's here too?" asked Joe as he spotted the dragon playing video games. "Gee, you say that like it's a bad thing." remarked Spyro.

Joe drew his sword again and advanced. "Sorry, Spyro, but here's the part of the story where things finally go my way!" He stabbed Spyro with the ...........rubber sword. "A rubber sword?!" yelled Joe. "Why did I get a lousy rubber sword?!?!?!" Spyro paused his game and fried Joe. Joe walked back to the cave entrance with his armor fused in one solid piece.

"Can I go home now?" he asked as he was immediately trampled by all the kings horses and all the kings men. Bianca and Elora walked over to him, carrying a bag. "Joe, Elora was so happy that you saved her that we decided to get you a present. Here you go!" They dumped the contents of the bag on him.

"AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOUSETRAPS! OW! OW! OUCH! YIKES! YEOW!" Joe hopped up and down like a lunatic trying to shake off the traps. "Oh, and Bianca got you something too." said Elora as she threw several land mines at him. She and Bianca ran back inside the cave.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Joe was now reduced to a pile of ashes and two eyeballs.

THE END

"Aw, that's all I get to write?" asked Hunter. Panthergirl nodded. "Yeah, there's a movie on pay-per-view that we're gonna watch."

And so they all went and watched a movie on pay-per-view and Joe was rushed to the neared hospital.