JJ: You can't beat me

Crimson: You wanna bet?

JJ: Bring it!

(JJ and Crimson are playing Soul Calibur2)

Crimson: You'll never win!

JJ: Oh yeah?

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…Girls.  It just had to be girls running the last stand.  They had the worst weapon ever.  Cooties.  No one knows what cooties are exactly, but Jimmy had a good idea what they were.  He remembered back home when he heard the story of Paul and his encounter.  Jimmy was at the Juice Box Bar when he heard this.  A kid said that Paul was doing a capture job (snatch Little Susie's doll) when he suddenly got caught.  Susie and her friends had taken him hostage.  When he was finally released, he was covered with weird paints and powders, and he was also wearing a dress.  Poor guy must have gotten infected and lost his mind.  Jimmy couldn't let this happen to himself.  He had to figure out a way to not only sabotage the drinks, but also distract them so he could.  He was a long way from Tony's and he had no tools.  This would be difficult.

Jimmy decided he would have to use whatever was at hand.  He was at the house left of the girls' stand.  Looking around he saw a remote controlled car lying in the yard.  That would help, now he needed bait.  He spotted something behind the girls, some dolls sitting in a chair.  Ok, now for the sabotage.  "Go do your business, Rover."  The door of the house opened and a dog trotted happily out.  Let the plan begin.

The girl running the stand was named Sara.  Her friend, Lisa, was also helping.  They heard that Tony was running a stand, and they wanted to make things as difficult as possible for him.  He was always such a meanie to them.  He would steal their dolls, jewelry, and other items and sell them to other kids.  Well he was going to be sorry now.  "Are we all set?" asked Sara.  "Yep, we just need customers now," replied Lisa.  Just then a toy car started coming their way.  They couldn't see anyone operating it.  When it reached them, it rammed the chair that had the dolls on it.  One of the dolls fell onto the car as it drove off.  "Pretty Pam!  It has my Pretty Pam!" yelled Lisa as she ran after the car.  "Lisa come back!" shouted Sara as she dashed off after her.

Jimmy jumped out of the bushes.  He was right, those girls would go anywhere for their dolls.  What do they see in those things anyways?  Action figures are so much cooler.  Walking towards the stand, Jimmy whistled.  Rover came bounding after him.  Making sure the car was still going while he took the drink, Jimmy set the pitcher on the ground.  "Go ahead Rover," said Jimmy.  The dog happily lifted its leg and proceeded to do what dogs do.  Jimmy set the pitcher back on the stand and started to walk away, but he heard something that made his blood run cold.  "Looks like we have a friend of Tony's with us."  Oh, crap.

JJ: I shall rise victorious.

Crimson: Over my dead body.

JJ: That can be arranged.

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