Amy: This place looks oddly familiar.
Crystal: Yeah. . . like we've seen it before. . . . of course!!! The Simpsons! It all makes sense!
Amy: What does?
Crystal: What happened!
Amy: 'splain.
Crystal: Here's my theory. Bart was upset that Toonami was stealing his audience so he devises a plan to kill us all. First he used Mia and Hirde, then Relena and now Kiyone. But the thing with Relena was really Kiyone. Remember how she just appeared out of nowhere, but I think she was just under mind control.
Amy thinks about this and scratches her head.
Amy: I'm confused. Run that by me again. Crystal: Ok . . .
A shadow appears on the wall, moving closer. They hear a deep, diabolical laughter with a heavy Scottish accent.
Crystal: What's that?
Man in a Kilt: Y'all need to run from me axe, ya hear! And no kilt jokes!
The man in a kilt raises the axe above his head, prepared to strike.
Amy and Crystal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: Ok. We're in a maze, so go left!
They run down the left lane, dodging axe swings as they go. Amy takes the lead in yelling directions.
Amy: Left! No, not straight, left!
Crystal follows Amy's directions until they end up in a dead end.
Crystal: Aha! You're the mole!
Amy: What?
Man in a Kilt: Y'all stop running and face your doom.
Amy: AHHHHH!!!!
Crystal: Hurry!
They run around him as he swings and misses.
Crystal: Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Left! Right! Right! Left! Right! Left! AHH!! Stop!!
Amy doesn't hear her and crashes into her, stumbling backwards.
Amy: What now? Huh? AHH!!!
Skinner: Detention!
He has yellow detention slips that are as sharp as knives. He throws several at them.
Skinner: Detention! Detention!!
Man in a Kilt: No kilt jokes! No kilt jokes!
Crystal: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: WHERE THE HELL ARE THE GUYS???
Back on stage. . .
Duo: There's the signal! Let's move on out!
Sage: Hurry up!
Heero: Leaving in 5. . . . 4 . . . . 3 . . . . .2. . . .
Zechs: Wait for me!
Heero waits impatiently as Zechs runs onto a little white light.
Heero: Hmmm . . . . 1!
COMMERCIAL
Amy: AHHH!!!!! They're gaining on us!!!
Man in a Kilt: Run from me axe, run from me axe, but no kilt jokes! Ahahahah!!!
Crystal: Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left!
They stop to catch their breath.
Crystal: I. . . don't. . . think. . . there is a. . . . way. . . . out of here! AHHH!!!!
Skinner: Detention! Hold it right there, girls! You need to be punished! Stop or your punishment will be worse!
Amy: Don't stop!
Crystal: No really? Huh? Hey, Amy, stop.
Amy: Why?
Crystal: They've disappeared!
Amy: ACHOO!!! Dang it. . . . that's odd . . .
Crystal: Yeah, they were right behind us a second ago. . .
Amy: Um, Crystal, either this place is undergoing a total eclipse or it's getting dark. . .
Crystal: Weird. . . . AHH!!! Jump!
Two figures fall from above.
Skinner: Aha! Thought you could get away from us? I don't think so! It's time you were disciplined!
He starts throwing knives at Amy. Amy dodges.
Amy: A little help here!
Man in a Kilt: Bwahahahahah!!!!
The man in a kilt is swinging his axe at Crystal, who is dodging the blows.
Crystal: I've got problems of my own!
Amy: What now? Stay and get massacred?
Crystal: No! You run that-a-way and I'll run this-a-way!
Amy: But, shouldn't we stay together?
Crystal: Let's loose these guys and hope to meet up later!
Amy: Ok. . . hey Skinner, meet trash can!
She throws the trash can on his head.
Skinner: Why you. . . .
He steps in Kleenex.
Skinner: I'm warning you!
Amy: AHHH!!!!
She starts running and Skinner follows after throwing the trash can to the side.
Man in a Kilt: Come back here!
He starts chasing Crystal, swinging his axe madly.
Crystal: No way! You'll have to catch me first!
In the secret, evil lair of Bart Simpson. . . .
Bart: Ahahahahah!!!
Kiyone: What's so funny?
Bart: Everything is working according to plan.
Kiyone: Really? But where are Amy and Crystal?
Bart: We'll meet face to face soon, but Man in a Kilt and Skinner have managed to separate them.
Kiyone: Excellent! Where are those annoying rescuers anyway?
Bart: Don't worry. We won't have to worry about them anymore.
Kiyone: Why?
Bart: They're going to meet a few friends of mine. . . Bwahahahaha!!!!!
In another place. . .
Sage: Something isn't right.
Duo: Yeah, where are we?
Zechs: Heero, your looking kinda pale.
Heero: This isn't good.
Zechs: Why???
Heero: Everything is black and white!
COMMERCIAL Zechs: Why are we in black and white?
Sage: Look, the world is full of color over there!
Duo: Freaky. . . . I wonder. . . .
Heero: What are you thinking?
Duo: I. . . huh?
Loud, Booming Voice: Ladies and Gentlemen. . . .
Zechs: Who said that?
Loud, Booming Voice: Itchy and Scratchy!
Duo's eyes go very big and glossy as he jumps up and down like a hyper kid.
Duo: Where? Where? Where?
Itchy: Here we are, boys and girls.
Scratchy: Meow.
Loud, Booming Voice: Today's episode is KABOOM!!!
Sage: Duo, who is the mouse and cat?
Duo stands straight and impersonates Washu.
Duo: Only the most famous and funniest cat and mouse duo in the entire world! Itchy, the talking mouse, always tries to kill Scratchy, the cat, but never does. I like to think of it as a really sick and violent version of the Road Runner. Besides, this show only airs in the Simpsons universe.
Zechs: That's great and all, but Mickey is point a gun straight at us!
Heero: Hmmm. . . .
Heero reaches for his gun, only to find it missing.
Heero: Damn.
Sage: Run!!!
Duo: What for??
Loud, Booming Voice: Itchy then attacked Scratchy with a 500 caliber automatic riffle!
Scratchy: Meow?
Itchy: Take this, Kitty!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, outside the tv. . .
Lisa: Where is Bart? He never misses an episode. Huh? Who's on the screen?
Her eyes widen.
Lisa: It's him! Itchy, no! Where's that remote?
She finds the remote and presses eject.
All: AHHHHHHHH . . . . . ow. . . . WE'RE ALIVE!!!
Zechs: In color!
Sage: Safe!
Duo is looking at the screen with tears running down his face.
Duo: Why, Itchy, why????
Heero: Grow up.
Lisa: You're real!!! You're really real!!! Wow! That's so cool!! I just love you!
She runs right past Sage and hugs Heero.
Heero: Not again.
Zechs: Gee, Heero, aren't we the ladies man?
Sage: That's my job!
Duo: Lisa, where's Bart?
Lisa: In his evil land trying to kill you all and he even wanted to kill Heero. Imagine! I refused to help him.
Heero looks down and sighs, thinking about having two psycho girls after him.
Zechs: Ok then. Help us out, will you? Where is the lab?
Lisa: I don't know.
Duo: Where is the lab?
Lisa: Couldn't say.
Sage: Where is the lab?
Lisa: Wouldn't tell you!
Heero realizes that she will only listen to him.
Heero: Where is the lab?
Lisa: I'm so glad you asked!
Heero: Can you take us there?
COMMERCIAL
Amy: I've gotta keep running! ACHOO!!! The cold seems to be getting better. Nothing like a little exercise to clear things right up! AHH!!
Skinner: Ahahaha! You cannot escape!
Elsewhere. . .
Crystal: Damn, another dead end. How much longer? I don't think I can run anymore!
Man in a Kilt: I see that your tiring. . . . aw, well you might as well stop running altogether and prepare to meet your doom.
He swings the axe and Crystal dodges and keeps running.
Crystal: Legs, don't fail me now!
In the Simpson household. . .
Lisa: Um. . . well, that's not part of the plan . . .
Heero: Plan? Wait a minute. . . .
Lisa: Did I say plan? I ment play. . . see we're in a play orchestrated by two teenage girls. . . and . . . and . . . I'm not really supposed to take you anywhere. It's in the script they wrote!
Duo: Yeah right. We're just some made up characters that two girls are messing around with and sending on weird adventures. . . right, do you think I was born yesterday?
Sage: What's that on her dress?
Zechs: And in her hair. . .
Duo and Zechs start advancing.
Lisa: No . . . I . . . don't!!
Duo: Hold still. . .
Lisa: I'm warning you. . . .
Duo pulls the pin off of her dress. It's shaped like a big B.
Lisa: Self destruct sequence in 5. . . . 4 . . . . 3 . . . 2 . . .
Zechs: Hit the deck!
Lisa: 1. . .
Lisa explodes.
Sage: Is everyone ok?
Duo: Yeah, but my ego isn't. . .
Zechs: At least the transporter is still in one piece.
Heero: Hmm . . . one less to worry about.
In the secret, evil lair of Bart Simpson. . . .
Kiyone: Well, that didn't go well . . . .
Bart: Hmmm . . . .
Kiyone: Next time, you should use a real person to blow up the machine.
Bart: Couldn't.
Kiyone: Why not?
Bart: Because that would be suicide and too gory for a Y7 show and Lisa wouldn't do it.
Kiyone: Now what?
COMMERCIAL
Crystal: Yeah. . . like we've seen it before. . . . of course!!! The Simpsons! It all makes sense!
Amy: What does?
Crystal: What happened!
Amy: 'splain.
Crystal: Here's my theory. Bart was upset that Toonami was stealing his audience so he devises a plan to kill us all. First he used Mia and Hirde, then Relena and now Kiyone. But the thing with Relena was really Kiyone. Remember how she just appeared out of nowhere, but I think she was just under mind control.
Amy thinks about this and scratches her head.
Amy: I'm confused. Run that by me again. Crystal: Ok . . .
A shadow appears on the wall, moving closer. They hear a deep, diabolical laughter with a heavy Scottish accent.
Crystal: What's that?
Man in a Kilt: Y'all need to run from me axe, ya hear! And no kilt jokes!
The man in a kilt raises the axe above his head, prepared to strike.
Amy and Crystal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: Ok. We're in a maze, so go left!
They run down the left lane, dodging axe swings as they go. Amy takes the lead in yelling directions.
Amy: Left! No, not straight, left!
Crystal follows Amy's directions until they end up in a dead end.
Crystal: Aha! You're the mole!
Amy: What?
Man in a Kilt: Y'all stop running and face your doom.
Amy: AHHHHH!!!!
Crystal: Hurry!
They run around him as he swings and misses.
Crystal: Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Left! Right! Right! Left! Right! Left! AHH!! Stop!!
Amy doesn't hear her and crashes into her, stumbling backwards.
Amy: What now? Huh? AHH!!!
Skinner: Detention!
He has yellow detention slips that are as sharp as knives. He throws several at them.
Skinner: Detention! Detention!!
Man in a Kilt: No kilt jokes! No kilt jokes!
Crystal: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: WHERE THE HELL ARE THE GUYS???
Back on stage. . .
Duo: There's the signal! Let's move on out!
Sage: Hurry up!
Heero: Leaving in 5. . . . 4 . . . . 3 . . . . .2. . . .
Zechs: Wait for me!
Heero waits impatiently as Zechs runs onto a little white light.
Heero: Hmmm . . . . 1!
COMMERCIAL
Amy: AHHH!!!!! They're gaining on us!!!
Man in a Kilt: Run from me axe, run from me axe, but no kilt jokes! Ahahahah!!!
Crystal: Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left!
They stop to catch their breath.
Crystal: I. . . don't. . . think. . . there is a. . . . way. . . . out of here! AHHH!!!!
Skinner: Detention! Hold it right there, girls! You need to be punished! Stop or your punishment will be worse!
Amy: Don't stop!
Crystal: No really? Huh? Hey, Amy, stop.
Amy: Why?
Crystal: They've disappeared!
Amy: ACHOO!!! Dang it. . . . that's odd . . .
Crystal: Yeah, they were right behind us a second ago. . .
Amy: Um, Crystal, either this place is undergoing a total eclipse or it's getting dark. . .
Crystal: Weird. . . . AHH!!! Jump!
Two figures fall from above.
Skinner: Aha! Thought you could get away from us? I don't think so! It's time you were disciplined!
He starts throwing knives at Amy. Amy dodges.
Amy: A little help here!
Man in a Kilt: Bwahahahahah!!!!
The man in a kilt is swinging his axe at Crystal, who is dodging the blows.
Crystal: I've got problems of my own!
Amy: What now? Stay and get massacred?
Crystal: No! You run that-a-way and I'll run this-a-way!
Amy: But, shouldn't we stay together?
Crystal: Let's loose these guys and hope to meet up later!
Amy: Ok. . . hey Skinner, meet trash can!
She throws the trash can on his head.
Skinner: Why you. . . .
He steps in Kleenex.
Skinner: I'm warning you!
Amy: AHHH!!!!
She starts running and Skinner follows after throwing the trash can to the side.
Man in a Kilt: Come back here!
He starts chasing Crystal, swinging his axe madly.
Crystal: No way! You'll have to catch me first!
In the secret, evil lair of Bart Simpson. . . .
Bart: Ahahahahah!!!
Kiyone: What's so funny?
Bart: Everything is working according to plan.
Kiyone: Really? But where are Amy and Crystal?
Bart: We'll meet face to face soon, but Man in a Kilt and Skinner have managed to separate them.
Kiyone: Excellent! Where are those annoying rescuers anyway?
Bart: Don't worry. We won't have to worry about them anymore.
Kiyone: Why?
Bart: They're going to meet a few friends of mine. . . Bwahahahaha!!!!!
In another place. . .
Sage: Something isn't right.
Duo: Yeah, where are we?
Zechs: Heero, your looking kinda pale.
Heero: This isn't good.
Zechs: Why???
Heero: Everything is black and white!
COMMERCIAL Zechs: Why are we in black and white?
Sage: Look, the world is full of color over there!
Duo: Freaky. . . . I wonder. . . .
Heero: What are you thinking?
Duo: I. . . huh?
Loud, Booming Voice: Ladies and Gentlemen. . . .
Zechs: Who said that?
Loud, Booming Voice: Itchy and Scratchy!
Duo's eyes go very big and glossy as he jumps up and down like a hyper kid.
Duo: Where? Where? Where?
Itchy: Here we are, boys and girls.
Scratchy: Meow.
Loud, Booming Voice: Today's episode is KABOOM!!!
Sage: Duo, who is the mouse and cat?
Duo stands straight and impersonates Washu.
Duo: Only the most famous and funniest cat and mouse duo in the entire world! Itchy, the talking mouse, always tries to kill Scratchy, the cat, but never does. I like to think of it as a really sick and violent version of the Road Runner. Besides, this show only airs in the Simpsons universe.
Zechs: That's great and all, but Mickey is point a gun straight at us!
Heero: Hmmm. . . .
Heero reaches for his gun, only to find it missing.
Heero: Damn.
Sage: Run!!!
Duo: What for??
Loud, Booming Voice: Itchy then attacked Scratchy with a 500 caliber automatic riffle!
Scratchy: Meow?
Itchy: Take this, Kitty!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, outside the tv. . .
Lisa: Where is Bart? He never misses an episode. Huh? Who's on the screen?
Her eyes widen.
Lisa: It's him! Itchy, no! Where's that remote?
She finds the remote and presses eject.
All: AHHHHHHHH . . . . . ow. . . . WE'RE ALIVE!!!
Zechs: In color!
Sage: Safe!
Duo is looking at the screen with tears running down his face.
Duo: Why, Itchy, why????
Heero: Grow up.
Lisa: You're real!!! You're really real!!! Wow! That's so cool!! I just love you!
She runs right past Sage and hugs Heero.
Heero: Not again.
Zechs: Gee, Heero, aren't we the ladies man?
Sage: That's my job!
Duo: Lisa, where's Bart?
Lisa: In his evil land trying to kill you all and he even wanted to kill Heero. Imagine! I refused to help him.
Heero looks down and sighs, thinking about having two psycho girls after him.
Zechs: Ok then. Help us out, will you? Where is the lab?
Lisa: I don't know.
Duo: Where is the lab?
Lisa: Couldn't say.
Sage: Where is the lab?
Lisa: Wouldn't tell you!
Heero realizes that she will only listen to him.
Heero: Where is the lab?
Lisa: I'm so glad you asked!
Heero: Can you take us there?
COMMERCIAL
Amy: I've gotta keep running! ACHOO!!! The cold seems to be getting better. Nothing like a little exercise to clear things right up! AHH!!
Skinner: Ahahaha! You cannot escape!
Elsewhere. . .
Crystal: Damn, another dead end. How much longer? I don't think I can run anymore!
Man in a Kilt: I see that your tiring. . . . aw, well you might as well stop running altogether and prepare to meet your doom.
He swings the axe and Crystal dodges and keeps running.
Crystal: Legs, don't fail me now!
In the Simpson household. . .
Lisa: Um. . . well, that's not part of the plan . . .
Heero: Plan? Wait a minute. . . .
Lisa: Did I say plan? I ment play. . . see we're in a play orchestrated by two teenage girls. . . and . . . and . . . I'm not really supposed to take you anywhere. It's in the script they wrote!
Duo: Yeah right. We're just some made up characters that two girls are messing around with and sending on weird adventures. . . right, do you think I was born yesterday?
Sage: What's that on her dress?
Zechs: And in her hair. . .
Duo and Zechs start advancing.
Lisa: No . . . I . . . don't!!
Duo: Hold still. . .
Lisa: I'm warning you. . . .
Duo pulls the pin off of her dress. It's shaped like a big B.
Lisa: Self destruct sequence in 5. . . . 4 . . . . 3 . . . 2 . . .
Zechs: Hit the deck!
Lisa: 1. . .
Lisa explodes.
Sage: Is everyone ok?
Duo: Yeah, but my ego isn't. . .
Zechs: At least the transporter is still in one piece.
Heero: Hmm . . . one less to worry about.
In the secret, evil lair of Bart Simpson. . . .
Kiyone: Well, that didn't go well . . . .
Bart: Hmmm . . . .
Kiyone: Next time, you should use a real person to blow up the machine.
Bart: Couldn't.
Kiyone: Why not?
Bart: Because that would be suicide and too gory for a Y7 show and Lisa wouldn't do it.
Kiyone: Now what?
COMMERCIAL
