Julin: X3 okay. This probably won't be as fun to read if you have no idea what J-rock even is, but I'm assuming you're all Gravi fans here, so you should at LEAST be a little familiar with some bands.

Disclaim: T_T I don't own Gravi, nor any of the J-rockers and their fabulous bodies... *sob* OH! And Rock vs. Rock was(is?) actually a real show in Japan, but I'm changing it.. a lot. ^^;

Warning!: If you're not into crossdressing, a little S&M, and pure yaoi, I suggest you not read. 3

--Rock vs. Rock--

+part 1 ~ intro +

[shot of five large panels and a platform for the host to stand on is shown in dim light. Bad Luck and the other bands are behind curtains before the show starts]

Hiro: I'm not sure we should have accepted this offer, Shuichi..

Shuichi: Why not? It's gonna be fun!

Fujisaki: He's, er, got a point. We've never really met too many other bands before.

Shuichi: Come on, it'll be exciting! Don't worry so much. After all, Nittle Grasper is here too!

[lights flicker on]

Shuichi: Wahhh! It's starting!

[host runs out]

Miyavi: IRRASHAIMASE, MIN'NA-SAN!!

[audience screams]

Miyavi: [smiles; fangirls faint] Welcome to Rock vs. Rock! I'm your host for this week, [more cheers] and we're proud to have two bands that have never been with us before! Bad Luck, and the legendary Nittle Grasper!!

[LOUDER screaming as their curtains are pulled, Shuichi waves enthusiastically to the crowd, as does Ryuichi from across the stage]

Miyavi: ^^ I know, I know! We're all excited, ne!? Well, you all know how this show works, right!? We bring five teams of some of the most popular J- rockers together and get down and dirty! [laughs as more fangirls cheer] No, no, not like that! [fangirls groan in disappointment] Now let's see the other five bands!

[a second curtain is pulled]

annoyed voice: DAMNATION! They still make these panels too high!! [the tallest member of the band with blue hair looks like he's helping boost up someone, and a short little blonde suddenly pops up] DIR EN GREY, KYO DESU!!

Blue-haired bandmember: Bass no Toshiya desu!

Violet-haired bandmember: Guitar no Kaoru desu!

Red-haired bandmember: Guitar no Die desu!

Auburn-haired bandmember: Drummer no Shinya desu.

[CHEER!!!]

Miyavi: We have Dir en grey with us as well!!

[curtain two is pulled]

All of Bad Luck: O_O...

Girl with blue curly hair: Malice Mizer deshita. Mana desu. Közi to Klaha, Kami, Yu~ki desu.

Shuichi: That voice is WAY too deep.. THAT'S A GUY!!!

Miyavi: And Malice Mizer!!

[last curtain remaining is pulled]

Miyavi: This week's last team is made up of various singers from different bands! We have Izam from SHAZNA!

Izam: [giggles and waves~ "kawaii" is shrieked throughout the studio]

Miyavi: hide from the legendary X-JAPAN!!

Hide: [gives the camera the evil eye and smiles~ loudest scream yet is heard]

Miyavi: Kirito from PIERROT!

Kirito: [doesn't smile much, but gives the victory sign to the crowd ~ more screaming from the audience]

Miyavi: Gackt from GACKTJOB!!

[crowd continues ranting and squealing]

Mana: [glowers]

Miyavi: And last but no least, Ryutaro from PLASTIC TREE!!

Ryutaro: [almost blushes and gives everyone a small wave~ fangirls go 'awww' and more screaming is heard]

Miyavi: ALRIGHT!! Now that the teams have been introduced, let's get started!!!

[CHEER!!]

--------------------~ to be continued!! ~--------------------

Julin: X3 So yes. Bad Luck, Nittle Grasper, Malice Mizer, Dir en grey, hide, Kirito, Izam, Ryutaro, and Gackt! ^^ WOO!!