Crystal: Ah, so glad to be back!
Amy: Yes, we are! Now, we are going to honor the Best Actress.
Sage: And to present. . .
Duo: Not to our delight. . .
All: Mihoshi!
Mihoshi: Oh, wow! Gee, I guess I should go on now! Hi! I'm Mihoshi and I'm here to present. . . umm, something. Hold on, let me check my notes . . .
She pulls out her pink cube and clicks it around several times until a card and envelope fall out.
Mihoshi: Oh, here it is! The Best Actress nominees are
The Inner Scouts
Mia Koji
Chi-Chi
Relena Peacecraft
Suzaka
Misty
Kiyone
Mihoshi: And the winner is Mia Koji!
Mia: Hi! Look, I survived! I bet you thought I died earlier, but I'm alive! Thank you! And everyone knows that I'm the real star of Ronin Warriors! They couldn't have done it without me! And Ryo! Mwah! I love you . . . guys!
She exits.
Crystal: How did she survive?
Amy: Too late for that.
COMMERCIAL
Duo: Next to present is. . .
Sage: A guy who's face is easy to remember. . .
Duo: That mecha fighting, suicide kid. . .
Sage: That wasn't necessary. . . ahem. . . it's Heero Yuy!
Backstage, to the left. . .
Amy: Damn it!
Crystal: Psst. . . you numbskulls! Heero is second! Trowa's first! Check the script!
Duo: Huh? Oh, I see. . .
Sage: Er. . . give it up for Trowa!
Trowa: Thanks. Tonight, the Anime Awards is proud to honor the Best Actor. The nominees are
Heero Yuy
Ryo Sanada
Tenchi Masaki
Ash Ketchum
Darien
Trowa: And the winner is Ryo Sanada!
Ryo: Hi! Just to let you know, we could have done it without Mia! And this award isn't really all mine, it's all the guys - Sage, Rowen, Kento, Sai - I couldn't have done it without you guys!
Sage: You said it!
Heero: Bye Ryo!
Ryo: Cya!
Heero: Um, where's the script. . . . and the envelope. . . and the list???
Crystal: Um . . .
Amy: Found it!
Crystal: Where?
Amy: Under the clutter that is our desk!
She runs and gives them to Heero.
Heero: Oh lookie, the Director is coming to help!
Amy: Huh?
Heero: Just stay and present!
Amy: Nope.
Heero: But I don't want to present another award!
Amy: No, you don't want to do a favor for Zechs. That's right, he was going to present, but since you're the reason he's absent, you get to do this for him! Now smile and present.
Heero: Fine.
Amy: Better. Bye!
Heero: Well, in honor of all those who have died in the line of duty, we have chosen to create a special award in their honor. The winner will be entered into the Anime Hall of Fame. The nominees for the Lifetime Achievement Award are
Anubis
Sailor Pluto
Trieze Khushrenada
Hilda
Heero: And the winner is Anubis. Good job.
Anubis: Wait! I'm not dead!
Heero: Huh?
Anubis: No, I can't be! Everyone keeps bringing me back to life, see?
Heero: Crystal?
Crystal: Well, if your alive, then your ineligible to win the award.
Anubis: What? No. . . wait. . . look, I'm just a ghost! So close! But I can still win, if I'm just a ghost, right?
Crystal: Umm. .
Amy: Technically, if he's a ghost, then he's dead.
Crystal: But. . . ok. . . if you say so.
Kayura: ANUBIS!!!!!!
Anubis: Uh-no. . . .
Kayura: I'M SO SORRY!!!!!
Kayura stands up and runs from the back of the theater.
Anubis: Gotta go!
Kayura: ANUBIS!!! WAIT, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR KILLING YOU!!!! COME BACK!!!
Anubis runs (more like floats) out of the theater, with Kayura at his heels.
Heero: Ok. . . . be back soon??
Crystal: Yeah, what he said. . . .
COMMERCIAL
Sage: Over the past few hours, seems like days, we have honored the best of our kind.
Duo: But what about those of us who couldn't be here tonight?
Crystal: We will now take a moment to look on those who have past away.
Amy: If you could remain silent as we say the names of the deceased, in no particular order
Yulie's Mom
Yulie's Dad
Dr. Koji
Saberstryke
The Ancient One
Black Blaze
Anubis
Sailor Pluto
Queen Serenity
Trieze Khushrenada
Master O
Instructor H
Doctor J
Professor G
Doktor S
Goku
17
16
Kami
Hilda
Harry McDougall
and every last super villain to which no anime show could last without
COMMERCIAL
In the audience. . .
Amy: I'm bored. . . I feel like picking on someone. . .
Crystal: I can't believe they told us we had to sit out here! And not allowed on stage! Who's the director here???
Amy: I dunno. . . . They're mean!
Amy looks like she's going to cry.
Ryo: Hey you two, will you quiet down! Sage and Duo are coming on!
Amy: Hmph!
Amy folds her arms across her chest and Crystal mutters something about hotheaded jerks under her breath.
Sage: Tonight we have another special award to honor a select group of people.
Duo: But this is no ordinary award! It honors the most essential people in the world of anime production!
Sage: And here are the presenters, Rowen Hashiba and Quatre Raberba Winner!
Quatre: Thank you, Sage. The award goes to a group in which their achievements are often overlooked.
Rowen: But these people's hard work and skill pay off in creating a wonderful anime production. These talents need to be recognized because, without them, there is no show.
Quatre: So, without further ado, the nominees for Best Director are
Directors of Tenchi Universe
Directors of Gundam Wing
Directors of Ronin Warriors
Directors of Sailor Moon
Directors of Dragonball Z
Directors of the Anime Awards
Amy: What???
Crystal: We were nominated! I don't believe it! So that's why they kicked us out here!
Duo: And the winners are Amy and Crystal!
Amy: We won?
Crystal: Come on!
Crystal drags Amy up on stage.
Amy: The applause . . . . the award. . . . the hugs, hehe. . . . all are ours!
Crystal: I swear. . . . anyway, this is truly amazing! Our first year and already something to show for it! Such a surprise! Thanks!
Amy: We'd like to thank Duo and Sage, our beloved hosts, that keep the show entertaining and all our other co-workers, meaning all those who helped us present, do adventures, etc., and of course those of you who let us destroy and rebuild the studio five or six times.
Crystal: And last, but not least, all of you! For without people who watch, live, and breath these shows, we couldn't have brought this program to you! So, all you watching, keep watching anime! Thanks again!
COMMERCIAL
Sage: Well, ladies and gentleman, I'm afraid this is our last time together.
Duo: But we have one last special award in store for you!
Sage: Not only is it special but it's the most important. . .
Duo: Because you can smear it in everybody's face at coffee breaks!
Sage: Of course! You guessed it! The award for Best Anime Show.
Duo: And here to present, Amy and Crystal!
Crystal: Thank you guys! You know, for the past couple of hours, we've been through a lot.
Amy: That's right. Just think of the memories. Wufei got to experience life as a dog. . .
Crystal: Mihoshi drove us crazy. . .
Amy: Zechs did too. . . .
Crystal: Relena has a ten year ticket at Moon Mental Hospital. . .
Amy: Quatre went batty. . . .
Crystal: We tormented Sage and Duo and Rowen with their girly getups. . . .
Amy: Crystal fought with Ryoko. . .
Crystal: We max a couple of credit cards. . . .
Amy: You altered some of the ballets. . .
Crystal: I did not!
Amy: Whatever you say. . . doesn't effect tonight's award. . . .
Crystal: Speaking of the award, the winner of this award won the most awards overall and the top five are tonight's nominees.
Amy: And when we call your show, would all the main characters please proceed in an orderly fashion to the stage.
Crystal: And the nominees are
Gundam Wing
Ronin Warriors
Tenchi Muyo/Universe/in Tokyo
Sailor Moon
Dragonball Z
Crystal: We'll wait for everyone to get up here. . .
Amy: And the winner is. . . .
Amy and Crystal: RONIN WARRIORS!!!! Step forward, guys!
Sage: Your joking, right?
Yulie: Mia, Mia!!! Look we won, can you believe it??
Mia: Yulie, listen. . . it's not that simple. . . . oh, never mind.
Vegeta: None of these other shows deserve to win! No one can possibly be as superior as me!
Kento: Yeah, well, that's not what it looks like, does it?
Vegeta: What did you say, boy?
Vegeta becomes a Super Sayin.
Kento: You heard me! Guys, let's get our armors and beat the crude out of him!
Kento, Sage, Sai, Rowen, Ryo, Cale, Kayura, Dais, and Sekhmet all transform into their armor.
Duo: Guys, let's help our buddies!
Heero: Hmm. . . fine, only because those Sayins are starting to annoy me.
The five Gundams appear and are now piloted by Heero, Quatre, Wufei, Trowa, and Duo.
Quatre: But we shouldn't be fighting at all!
Ryoko: Ha! Look at the baby running away from the battle! Whatcha gonna do, cry and run to your mommy?
Quatre: Don't you talk about my mommy!
Ryoko: Ayeka, Sasami, let's kick his butt!
Ayeka: I must admit, it's time for some girl power . . . . Jurai Power!!!
Sasami: Yeah. . . . I'm that magical girl. . . . PRETTY SAMMY!!!!
Serena: Pretty Sammy?? What kind of a name is that? What? Your hair, your clothes??? Rip off!! You stole my outfit!
Ayeka: Don't you dare touch my sister, you . . . you moon faced fiend!
Serena: Let's power up!
Serena, Raye, Amy, Lita, and Mina all power up.
Raye: Mars Fire Ignite!
Sage: Watch the hair!
Ryo: So, you want to play with fire??
Amy: Guys, stop fighting. . . This is a Y7 show, remember???
Crystal: Don't ruin it in the last five minutes. . . .
Rowen: Wait a minute. . . you're the directors. . . shouldn't we blame you for this mess?
Amy: Umm. . .
Vegeta: Smurf boy here is making sense. . .
Crystal: Well. . . . great. . . .we're in trouble. . .
Amy: How'd we manage to get into this mess anyway???
Gene: That's not important!
All: Huh?
Everyone turns to face the audience.
Crystal: Who said that?
Gene: I did.
He stands up.
Amy: What the?
Gene: I think you're all wrong. Outlaw Star should be the best anime - we shouldn't get penalized for entering the running late!
Vegeta: You stupid Outlaws! Always trying to steal the spotlight. . You don't even deserve to be up here!
Gene: That's where your wrong, pencil head, and since you won't cooperate . .
Suzuka: Gene, I think you're getting carried away by this. . .
Aisha: Yeah, a C'tarl C'tarl handle this!
Gene: Jim, give me a number nine and my caster rifle.
Jim: Gene. . .
Gene: Just do it!
Jim: Ok, whatever you say. . .
Jim hands Gene a yellow caster rifle and a bullet with a red nine on it.
Goku: What's a castor rifle?
Duo: What's a number nine?
Mihoshi: I know! Geez, you don't know what a number nine is? You know. . . "I'm so happy, I'm floating on cloud nine. ."
Gene: Geez, enough. You remind me too much of Aisha.
Aisha: Hey!
Gene: Ok, ok. Now, any last words before I blow you into space dust?? Amy: Look out behind you!
Melfina: Gene, don't do it!
Gene: I'm not falling for that, Amy. And don't worry so much, Mel. Once they're out of the way, we'll really make it big!
Melfina: But. . .
Gene: Don't worry. I've got this situation under control.
Jim: That's exactly what I was afraid of. . .
Gene: Hey! Hmm. . . I'll ask you one last time, any last words?
Crystal: I'm telling you, look out behind you!
Gene: You too, Crystal? Geez, what do you think I am, gullible? Next your gonna tell me I'm stepping on that Pika-something or other's tail and he's gonna zap me! Ha!
Jim: Uh, Gene?
Gene: Quiet Jim! I've rehearsed this as a monologue. . . . well, is that all?
Everyone nods.
Gene: Oh well. You wasted your last words on some stupid trick that didn't work, so now you can just all perish. And I'll warn you, this number nine baby is our last one, but it'll be put to good use 'cuz it's more powerful than all of you combined!!! Ha!!
Mihoshi: Really? Wow! That must be really powerful cuz with Jurai and Sayin and Gundam and Sailor Scouts and Ronin power that must really be super!
All: SHUT UP!!!
Gene: Well, it's time to SAY YOUR –
Pikachu: PI-KA-CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene: AHHHH!!!!
He's burnt to a crisp and his gun explodes.
Gene: Damn it! Ash: Pikachu, good job, but was that really necessary?
Pikachu: Pika pika pi pikachu
All: Huh???
Ash: Pikachu said that Gene was stepping on his tail . . .
Everyone blinks before collapsing in fits of laughter.
Crystal: We tried to warn you . . .
Amy: And you wouldn't listen.
Gene makes a face before sitting down quietly.
Crystal: Wasn't that fun?
Amy: Yeah . . . and Crystal?
Crystal: Yeah?
Amy: I guess we're finished here . . .
Crystal: Yeah . . . did you all have a good time?
Audience cheers loudly.
Amy: Well, I sorry to say, but that's all she wrote!
Crystal: Literally. See you next year!
Amy: Yes, we are! Now, we are going to honor the Best Actress.
Sage: And to present. . .
Duo: Not to our delight. . .
All: Mihoshi!
Mihoshi: Oh, wow! Gee, I guess I should go on now! Hi! I'm Mihoshi and I'm here to present. . . umm, something. Hold on, let me check my notes . . .
She pulls out her pink cube and clicks it around several times until a card and envelope fall out.
Mihoshi: Oh, here it is! The Best Actress nominees are
The Inner Scouts
Mia Koji
Chi-Chi
Relena Peacecraft
Suzaka
Misty
Kiyone
Mihoshi: And the winner is Mia Koji!
Mia: Hi! Look, I survived! I bet you thought I died earlier, but I'm alive! Thank you! And everyone knows that I'm the real star of Ronin Warriors! They couldn't have done it without me! And Ryo! Mwah! I love you . . . guys!
She exits.
Crystal: How did she survive?
Amy: Too late for that.
COMMERCIAL
Duo: Next to present is. . .
Sage: A guy who's face is easy to remember. . .
Duo: That mecha fighting, suicide kid. . .
Sage: That wasn't necessary. . . ahem. . . it's Heero Yuy!
Backstage, to the left. . .
Amy: Damn it!
Crystal: Psst. . . you numbskulls! Heero is second! Trowa's first! Check the script!
Duo: Huh? Oh, I see. . .
Sage: Er. . . give it up for Trowa!
Trowa: Thanks. Tonight, the Anime Awards is proud to honor the Best Actor. The nominees are
Heero Yuy
Ryo Sanada
Tenchi Masaki
Ash Ketchum
Darien
Trowa: And the winner is Ryo Sanada!
Ryo: Hi! Just to let you know, we could have done it without Mia! And this award isn't really all mine, it's all the guys - Sage, Rowen, Kento, Sai - I couldn't have done it without you guys!
Sage: You said it!
Heero: Bye Ryo!
Ryo: Cya!
Heero: Um, where's the script. . . . and the envelope. . . and the list???
Crystal: Um . . .
Amy: Found it!
Crystal: Where?
Amy: Under the clutter that is our desk!
She runs and gives them to Heero.
Heero: Oh lookie, the Director is coming to help!
Amy: Huh?
Heero: Just stay and present!
Amy: Nope.
Heero: But I don't want to present another award!
Amy: No, you don't want to do a favor for Zechs. That's right, he was going to present, but since you're the reason he's absent, you get to do this for him! Now smile and present.
Heero: Fine.
Amy: Better. Bye!
Heero: Well, in honor of all those who have died in the line of duty, we have chosen to create a special award in their honor. The winner will be entered into the Anime Hall of Fame. The nominees for the Lifetime Achievement Award are
Anubis
Sailor Pluto
Trieze Khushrenada
Hilda
Heero: And the winner is Anubis. Good job.
Anubis: Wait! I'm not dead!
Heero: Huh?
Anubis: No, I can't be! Everyone keeps bringing me back to life, see?
Heero: Crystal?
Crystal: Well, if your alive, then your ineligible to win the award.
Anubis: What? No. . . wait. . . look, I'm just a ghost! So close! But I can still win, if I'm just a ghost, right?
Crystal: Umm. .
Amy: Technically, if he's a ghost, then he's dead.
Crystal: But. . . ok. . . if you say so.
Kayura: ANUBIS!!!!!!
Anubis: Uh-no. . . .
Kayura: I'M SO SORRY!!!!!
Kayura stands up and runs from the back of the theater.
Anubis: Gotta go!
Kayura: ANUBIS!!! WAIT, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR KILLING YOU!!!! COME BACK!!!
Anubis runs (more like floats) out of the theater, with Kayura at his heels.
Heero: Ok. . . . be back soon??
Crystal: Yeah, what he said. . . .
COMMERCIAL
Sage: Over the past few hours, seems like days, we have honored the best of our kind.
Duo: But what about those of us who couldn't be here tonight?
Crystal: We will now take a moment to look on those who have past away.
Amy: If you could remain silent as we say the names of the deceased, in no particular order
Yulie's Mom
Yulie's Dad
Dr. Koji
Saberstryke
The Ancient One
Black Blaze
Anubis
Sailor Pluto
Queen Serenity
Trieze Khushrenada
Master O
Instructor H
Doctor J
Professor G
Doktor S
Goku
17
16
Kami
Hilda
Harry McDougall
and every last super villain to which no anime show could last without
COMMERCIAL
In the audience. . .
Amy: I'm bored. . . I feel like picking on someone. . .
Crystal: I can't believe they told us we had to sit out here! And not allowed on stage! Who's the director here???
Amy: I dunno. . . . They're mean!
Amy looks like she's going to cry.
Ryo: Hey you two, will you quiet down! Sage and Duo are coming on!
Amy: Hmph!
Amy folds her arms across her chest and Crystal mutters something about hotheaded jerks under her breath.
Sage: Tonight we have another special award to honor a select group of people.
Duo: But this is no ordinary award! It honors the most essential people in the world of anime production!
Sage: And here are the presenters, Rowen Hashiba and Quatre Raberba Winner!
Quatre: Thank you, Sage. The award goes to a group in which their achievements are often overlooked.
Rowen: But these people's hard work and skill pay off in creating a wonderful anime production. These talents need to be recognized because, without them, there is no show.
Quatre: So, without further ado, the nominees for Best Director are
Directors of Tenchi Universe
Directors of Gundam Wing
Directors of Ronin Warriors
Directors of Sailor Moon
Directors of Dragonball Z
Directors of the Anime Awards
Amy: What???
Crystal: We were nominated! I don't believe it! So that's why they kicked us out here!
Duo: And the winners are Amy and Crystal!
Amy: We won?
Crystal: Come on!
Crystal drags Amy up on stage.
Amy: The applause . . . . the award. . . . the hugs, hehe. . . . all are ours!
Crystal: I swear. . . . anyway, this is truly amazing! Our first year and already something to show for it! Such a surprise! Thanks!
Amy: We'd like to thank Duo and Sage, our beloved hosts, that keep the show entertaining and all our other co-workers, meaning all those who helped us present, do adventures, etc., and of course those of you who let us destroy and rebuild the studio five or six times.
Crystal: And last, but not least, all of you! For without people who watch, live, and breath these shows, we couldn't have brought this program to you! So, all you watching, keep watching anime! Thanks again!
COMMERCIAL
Sage: Well, ladies and gentleman, I'm afraid this is our last time together.
Duo: But we have one last special award in store for you!
Sage: Not only is it special but it's the most important. . .
Duo: Because you can smear it in everybody's face at coffee breaks!
Sage: Of course! You guessed it! The award for Best Anime Show.
Duo: And here to present, Amy and Crystal!
Crystal: Thank you guys! You know, for the past couple of hours, we've been through a lot.
Amy: That's right. Just think of the memories. Wufei got to experience life as a dog. . .
Crystal: Mihoshi drove us crazy. . .
Amy: Zechs did too. . . .
Crystal: Relena has a ten year ticket at Moon Mental Hospital. . .
Amy: Quatre went batty. . . .
Crystal: We tormented Sage and Duo and Rowen with their girly getups. . . .
Amy: Crystal fought with Ryoko. . .
Crystal: We max a couple of credit cards. . . .
Amy: You altered some of the ballets. . .
Crystal: I did not!
Amy: Whatever you say. . . doesn't effect tonight's award. . . .
Crystal: Speaking of the award, the winner of this award won the most awards overall and the top five are tonight's nominees.
Amy: And when we call your show, would all the main characters please proceed in an orderly fashion to the stage.
Crystal: And the nominees are
Gundam Wing
Ronin Warriors
Tenchi Muyo/Universe/in Tokyo
Sailor Moon
Dragonball Z
Crystal: We'll wait for everyone to get up here. . .
Amy: And the winner is. . . .
Amy and Crystal: RONIN WARRIORS!!!! Step forward, guys!
Sage: Your joking, right?
Yulie: Mia, Mia!!! Look we won, can you believe it??
Mia: Yulie, listen. . . it's not that simple. . . . oh, never mind.
Vegeta: None of these other shows deserve to win! No one can possibly be as superior as me!
Kento: Yeah, well, that's not what it looks like, does it?
Vegeta: What did you say, boy?
Vegeta becomes a Super Sayin.
Kento: You heard me! Guys, let's get our armors and beat the crude out of him!
Kento, Sage, Sai, Rowen, Ryo, Cale, Kayura, Dais, and Sekhmet all transform into their armor.
Duo: Guys, let's help our buddies!
Heero: Hmm. . . fine, only because those Sayins are starting to annoy me.
The five Gundams appear and are now piloted by Heero, Quatre, Wufei, Trowa, and Duo.
Quatre: But we shouldn't be fighting at all!
Ryoko: Ha! Look at the baby running away from the battle! Whatcha gonna do, cry and run to your mommy?
Quatre: Don't you talk about my mommy!
Ryoko: Ayeka, Sasami, let's kick his butt!
Ayeka: I must admit, it's time for some girl power . . . . Jurai Power!!!
Sasami: Yeah. . . . I'm that magical girl. . . . PRETTY SAMMY!!!!
Serena: Pretty Sammy?? What kind of a name is that? What? Your hair, your clothes??? Rip off!! You stole my outfit!
Ayeka: Don't you dare touch my sister, you . . . you moon faced fiend!
Serena: Let's power up!
Serena, Raye, Amy, Lita, and Mina all power up.
Raye: Mars Fire Ignite!
Sage: Watch the hair!
Ryo: So, you want to play with fire??
Amy: Guys, stop fighting. . . This is a Y7 show, remember???
Crystal: Don't ruin it in the last five minutes. . . .
Rowen: Wait a minute. . . you're the directors. . . shouldn't we blame you for this mess?
Amy: Umm. . .
Vegeta: Smurf boy here is making sense. . .
Crystal: Well. . . . great. . . .we're in trouble. . .
Amy: How'd we manage to get into this mess anyway???
Gene: That's not important!
All: Huh?
Everyone turns to face the audience.
Crystal: Who said that?
Gene: I did.
He stands up.
Amy: What the?
Gene: I think you're all wrong. Outlaw Star should be the best anime - we shouldn't get penalized for entering the running late!
Vegeta: You stupid Outlaws! Always trying to steal the spotlight. . You don't even deserve to be up here!
Gene: That's where your wrong, pencil head, and since you won't cooperate . .
Suzuka: Gene, I think you're getting carried away by this. . .
Aisha: Yeah, a C'tarl C'tarl handle this!
Gene: Jim, give me a number nine and my caster rifle.
Jim: Gene. . .
Gene: Just do it!
Jim: Ok, whatever you say. . .
Jim hands Gene a yellow caster rifle and a bullet with a red nine on it.
Goku: What's a castor rifle?
Duo: What's a number nine?
Mihoshi: I know! Geez, you don't know what a number nine is? You know. . . "I'm so happy, I'm floating on cloud nine. ."
Gene: Geez, enough. You remind me too much of Aisha.
Aisha: Hey!
Gene: Ok, ok. Now, any last words before I blow you into space dust?? Amy: Look out behind you!
Melfina: Gene, don't do it!
Gene: I'm not falling for that, Amy. And don't worry so much, Mel. Once they're out of the way, we'll really make it big!
Melfina: But. . .
Gene: Don't worry. I've got this situation under control.
Jim: That's exactly what I was afraid of. . .
Gene: Hey! Hmm. . . I'll ask you one last time, any last words?
Crystal: I'm telling you, look out behind you!
Gene: You too, Crystal? Geez, what do you think I am, gullible? Next your gonna tell me I'm stepping on that Pika-something or other's tail and he's gonna zap me! Ha!
Jim: Uh, Gene?
Gene: Quiet Jim! I've rehearsed this as a monologue. . . . well, is that all?
Everyone nods.
Gene: Oh well. You wasted your last words on some stupid trick that didn't work, so now you can just all perish. And I'll warn you, this number nine baby is our last one, but it'll be put to good use 'cuz it's more powerful than all of you combined!!! Ha!!
Mihoshi: Really? Wow! That must be really powerful cuz with Jurai and Sayin and Gundam and Sailor Scouts and Ronin power that must really be super!
All: SHUT UP!!!
Gene: Well, it's time to SAY YOUR –
Pikachu: PI-KA-CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene: AHHHH!!!!
He's burnt to a crisp and his gun explodes.
Gene: Damn it! Ash: Pikachu, good job, but was that really necessary?
Pikachu: Pika pika pi pikachu
All: Huh???
Ash: Pikachu said that Gene was stepping on his tail . . .
Everyone blinks before collapsing in fits of laughter.
Crystal: We tried to warn you . . .
Amy: And you wouldn't listen.
Gene makes a face before sitting down quietly.
Crystal: Wasn't that fun?
Amy: Yeah . . . and Crystal?
Crystal: Yeah?
Amy: I guess we're finished here . . .
Crystal: Yeah . . . did you all have a good time?
Audience cheers loudly.
Amy: Well, I sorry to say, but that's all she wrote!
Crystal: Literally. See you next year!
