Title: Getting Harry Potter

Author: liyu Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: Draco and Harry are the properties of JK Rowling. Not mine.

Summary: Draco wants Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry is in confused denial. Draco has only the choice to resort to drastic, but clever, plans to get Harry Potter.

3. Almost Getting Harry Potter

He would have lived happily forever, the lips far away from his mind, if the lips where just the lips. Because, you see, behind those lips, there was someone. Someone as determined as him. And someone who hated to be ignored.

That person had a very clever mind. He knew what he wanted and always got what he wanted. Never, oh never, has anyone denied him something. And this wouldn't change now. That clever mind was coming up with a plan. A clever plan to get what he wanted.

But our dear friend Harry was unaware of this, lucky him. Or maybe not so lucky. When that plan fell on his head like a heavy boulder, it knocked him out. Actually, the plan was to knock him out, drag him in a storeroom and snog him senseless.

The plan got carried out almost perfectly. That is, Harry was heavier than expected. And the storeroom was locked. Well. Well. To add to this bad luck, it started to rain suddenly. Someone hated him up there.

The clever person was frustrated at his not so clever clever plan. He chose to jump to plan B, the emergency plan, which was to run away before anyone could see him. Unfortunately, that was when knocked out Harry woke up. Bad timing.

Those huge green eyes stared in confusion at the lips, wondering why his head was aching so much and where the water came from. The clever person saw his last chance to escape undiscovered dying fast. Taking a chance, he prepared to run.

But he underestimated the quick reflex of Harry who seized his robes. He fell face down in the mud.

Now, our clever guy was very proud, and being tripped into the mud was something he couldn't handle. He never forgot that time when he received mud on his face, thrown by a certain guy. And now, that certain guy had the indecency of making him dirty, never mind that it was him who put that certain guy in this situation in the first place.

Turning around with the intention of biting the green eyes' head off, he found himself being pushed roughly on his back, that certain guy whom he hated so much straddling him. Now, that was interesting. Maybe he'll finally get what he wanted. After all, it was planned all along to end this way. What a clever plan he had.

Unfortunately for him, nothing happened. Harry froze and stared at him with his huge green eyes, blinding madly to try to clear his blurry sight, without realizing that it was because of the water on his glasses that his sight was so blurry. We have to forgive him, his brain couldn't focus with those lips so near him, and that body so warm. He had no idea that a body could be so warm.

Without realizing it, he had being mumbling "Why? Why?" for a whole minute which seemed short for him. But for our clever guy - we are already aware of his cleverness so we will then stop calling him that and use his name, Draco, instead – for Draco, then, this minute was long. As long as a minute was for someone waiting impatiently for some action.

So he decided to act. He grabbed Harry's robe and pushed Harry off him, into the muddy ground. Harry yelped in surprise. He liked that body under him! Who the hell Draco thought he was to push him off so unceremoniously? He was about to protest when he realized that he wanted to pin this body under him, right now, and do... things to him that will keep his tongue quite occupied. He blushed furiously when he realized that the nature of his thought were of the sexual kind. He knew it was normal for a guy of his age to think about sex a lot, but yet, thinking about sex involving that person was... something he couldn't deal with right now. Having those thoughts in dreams were different than having them awake. He couldn't accept them. It was so not normal for him to think this, so out of character, so weird, so absurd, so bizarre, so disgusting, so incredibly arousing. But he wouldn't acknowledge that last thought, of course. He was deep deep in denial.

While Harry was arguing with himself, Draco, who was really frustrated now with Harry's lack of reaction, was giving up on the hope of getting what he wanted from that blind guy in denial today. He decided to go to plan B again, the emergency plan. (Remember?) But not before he got a little revenge of his own.

He jumped on Harry, literally, knocking the air out of his lungs and startling him. He seized a handful of mud – so disgusting! – and threw it into Harry's face. Now, Harry was really blind. He cried out and tried to remove the mud from his glasses. Draco knocked his hands away and took off his glasses.

Then, he ran off, leaving a rather confused, blind, dirty Harry behind in the rain.