Life with Seymour
Chapter 4
Thanks for the great reviews!
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Seymour: -kills the last can-can hypello- yee haw! That was invigorating!
Logos: uh… if you say so…
Leblanc: So… Seymour, tell me about your father, I bet he wasn't the man he was behind the scenes!
Tromell: you asked for it… -leaves-
Seymour: upon his untimely (and very sadistically satisfying death) I found that he had a very bad toe-sucking fetish and had a porno stash the size of Bevelle inside his Chamber!
Leblanc: er…wow… was he… a… GOOD father?
Seymour: hell no, that's why I was so happy when I finally killed him!
Ormi: huh? Lord Jyscal, the one guado who sought to better our relationship with the Guado, was killed by his half breed son?
Seymour: -twitches at the word "half breed" and casts Blizzara on him- Never say that again! -evil glare-
Tromell: -appears- Lord Seymour, terrible news, Lord Jyscal came back from -ominous look- the grave and to make matters worse… right in front of Lady Yuna and co.!
Logos: speak of the Devil…
Seymour: I know, right? All right guys, road trip! We need to be ready now, before lady Yuna can come and put me on the spot… because I am still the stereotypical "good-guy-whom-everybody-knows-will-be-the-bad-guy-later" part until Macalania…
Logos: how bout we go to Luca! We can scope out the "hot babes"!
Ormi: or to Gagazet, you guys are at least on speaking terms with the Ronso, right?
Leblanc: or to Baaj Tem-
Seymour: no -twitch-
Leblanc: why? -everybody glares at Leblanc- what, do you guys expect me to know exactly WHY he hates that place?!?
Baralai: -poofs out of nowhere- excuse me oh, gracious Maester -Yevon Hand Gesture- why don't we go to your Temple of Macalania? They'll never find us there!
Seymour: Macarena? …oh MACALANIA!!! Oh yes… that's a good idea, good Baralai,-gives Baralai a cookie- and if we avoid annoying NPC's they'll never find us! Mwahahahaha… I'm SO brilliant! But first, let me liquidate the rest of my hypello hostages! To the torturer chamber! Torture Chamber…
Seymour: tee hee hee… now you all die!!! -presses the liquidation button-
Hypello: NOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE WE DONE WRONG!?!
Seymour: as far as I'm concerned… nothing
Hypello: then why doo yoo torturesh ush?
Seymour: because I need to take out my twisted-ness on you until I am exposed for the evil bastard I am and kill people of importance… also because of your DAMNED LISP!!!
Hypello: -diesh-
Seymour: now, everybody, pack now, you have 5 minutes or I'm leaving without you!
Leblanc: shit! I need to skedaddle!
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5 minuets later
Leblanc: -carrying a large baggage- Ormi, Logos, carry my baggage!
Logos + Ormi: yes boss…
Ormi: what are you caring?
Leblanc: my little purse…
Ormi: damn…
Tromell: were all ready Maester!
Seymour: I'm coming!!!
Logos: are those… Bahamut footie PJ's?
Seymour: why…-looks at baggage complete with Bahamut footie poking out- opps…-stuffs the PJ's into an overstuffed baggage-
Leblanc: I'm SOOOO glad I didn't bring embarrassing PJ's!
Logos: then what are… -holds up a diary- THIS?
Leblanc: SHIT!!!
Logos: and this? -holds up a lesbian porn magazine with Lulu on the cover-
Leblanc: -blush- uh…t-t-t-hats not mine…it's Noojie's! it's the only thing he let me steal from his room, and…tee hee hee… he left some of himself on there… Logos: -drops magazine- ew… I need to wash my hands…
(A/N if you don't know what I mean, then your too young)
Leblanc: -looks through her baggage- heeeeey where is my purple metal thong?
Ormi: I thought I saw Logos run off with it…
Seymour: purple metal thong? Perchance, did you get that from Kuja, my bestest friend in the whole wide world?
Leblanc: as a matter of fact…
Kuja: -poofs out of nowhere clad in a Quality Inn complementary bath robe and shower cap- GOD DAMMIT!!! how come every time I take a bath, SOMEONE steals my clothes!!!
Leblanc: -blushes- uh…see that tall perverted man over there? -points to Logos-
Kuja: the one who looks like he saw something really nasty?
Ormi: ya know what? He was too shocked to see my oh-so perfect naked body
Leblanc: in that case, I wouldn't' be able to see!!!
Logos: no…-gets hit with Kuja's Flare star-
Seymour: Kuja, my man whassup? -does a secret "best friend handshake"-
Kuja: nothing ma man! Just planning a hostile takeover of Gaia, you?
Seymour: same…but with Spira…
Kuja: need help?
Seymour: tee hee hee… this will be great!
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wow…sorry for taking such a LONG time to update… and sorry that its TOO short…I'll write more soon!
Chapter 4
Thanks for the great reviews!
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Seymour: -kills the last can-can hypello- yee haw! That was invigorating!
Logos: uh… if you say so…
Leblanc: So… Seymour, tell me about your father, I bet he wasn't the man he was behind the scenes!
Tromell: you asked for it… -leaves-
Seymour: upon his untimely (and very sadistically satisfying death) I found that he had a very bad toe-sucking fetish and had a porno stash the size of Bevelle inside his Chamber!
Leblanc: er…wow… was he… a… GOOD father?
Seymour: hell no, that's why I was so happy when I finally killed him!
Ormi: huh? Lord Jyscal, the one guado who sought to better our relationship with the Guado, was killed by his half breed son?
Seymour: -twitches at the word "half breed" and casts Blizzara on him- Never say that again! -evil glare-
Tromell: -appears- Lord Seymour, terrible news, Lord Jyscal came back from -ominous look- the grave and to make matters worse… right in front of Lady Yuna and co.!
Logos: speak of the Devil…
Seymour: I know, right? All right guys, road trip! We need to be ready now, before lady Yuna can come and put me on the spot… because I am still the stereotypical "good-guy-whom-everybody-knows-will-be-the-bad-guy-later" part until Macalania…
Logos: how bout we go to Luca! We can scope out the "hot babes"!
Ormi: or to Gagazet, you guys are at least on speaking terms with the Ronso, right?
Leblanc: or to Baaj Tem-
Seymour: no -twitch-
Leblanc: why? -everybody glares at Leblanc- what, do you guys expect me to know exactly WHY he hates that place?!?
Baralai: -poofs out of nowhere- excuse me oh, gracious Maester -Yevon Hand Gesture- why don't we go to your Temple of Macalania? They'll never find us there!
Seymour: Macarena? …oh MACALANIA!!! Oh yes… that's a good idea, good Baralai,-gives Baralai a cookie- and if we avoid annoying NPC's they'll never find us! Mwahahahaha… I'm SO brilliant! But first, let me liquidate the rest of my hypello hostages! To the torturer chamber! Torture Chamber…
Seymour: tee hee hee… now you all die!!! -presses the liquidation button-
Hypello: NOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE WE DONE WRONG!?!
Seymour: as far as I'm concerned… nothing
Hypello: then why doo yoo torturesh ush?
Seymour: because I need to take out my twisted-ness on you until I am exposed for the evil bastard I am and kill people of importance… also because of your DAMNED LISP!!!
Hypello: -diesh-
Seymour: now, everybody, pack now, you have 5 minutes or I'm leaving without you!
Leblanc: shit! I need to skedaddle!
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5 minuets later
Leblanc: -carrying a large baggage- Ormi, Logos, carry my baggage!
Logos + Ormi: yes boss…
Ormi: what are you caring?
Leblanc: my little purse…
Ormi: damn…
Tromell: were all ready Maester!
Seymour: I'm coming!!!
Logos: are those… Bahamut footie PJ's?
Seymour: why…-looks at baggage complete with Bahamut footie poking out- opps…-stuffs the PJ's into an overstuffed baggage-
Leblanc: I'm SOOOO glad I didn't bring embarrassing PJ's!
Logos: then what are… -holds up a diary- THIS?
Leblanc: SHIT!!!
Logos: and this? -holds up a lesbian porn magazine with Lulu on the cover-
Leblanc: -blush- uh…t-t-t-hats not mine…it's Noojie's! it's the only thing he let me steal from his room, and…tee hee hee… he left some of himself on there… Logos: -drops magazine- ew… I need to wash my hands…
(A/N if you don't know what I mean, then your too young)
Leblanc: -looks through her baggage- heeeeey where is my purple metal thong?
Ormi: I thought I saw Logos run off with it…
Seymour: purple metal thong? Perchance, did you get that from Kuja, my bestest friend in the whole wide world?
Leblanc: as a matter of fact…
Kuja: -poofs out of nowhere clad in a Quality Inn complementary bath robe and shower cap- GOD DAMMIT!!! how come every time I take a bath, SOMEONE steals my clothes!!!
Leblanc: -blushes- uh…see that tall perverted man over there? -points to Logos-
Kuja: the one who looks like he saw something really nasty?
Ormi: ya know what? He was too shocked to see my oh-so perfect naked body
Leblanc: in that case, I wouldn't' be able to see!!!
Logos: no…-gets hit with Kuja's Flare star-
Seymour: Kuja, my man whassup? -does a secret "best friend handshake"-
Kuja: nothing ma man! Just planning a hostile takeover of Gaia, you?
Seymour: same…but with Spira…
Kuja: need help?
Seymour: tee hee hee… this will be great!
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wow…sorry for taking such a LONG time to update… and sorry that its TOO short…I'll write more soon!
