Chapter 1
The little girl's Ho! Ho! Ho!

dreamturtle: hey guys! I am back!

yay21: yay! So I have noticed.

Kurama: who was that pinecone?

dreamturtle: my sister

Hiei: and you order her around?

dreamturtle: Yes!

Hiei shakes his head and wonders how can someone treat their sisters
like that.

dreamturtle hears a light impatient tapping of shoes at her doorway...

dreamturtle turns to look

dreamturtle: Ooopsie... Mom?

mom: yes, and what are you studying again?

dreamturtle gulps.

Topic: Sumiko meets Hiei who falls for each other. Nothing is really
going to happen since Sumiko thinks that she just has a crush and Hiei
thinks of nothing but his little sister, Yukina.

NOTE: PLEASE read EVERYTHING again. Do NOT miss any word chapter or
page. PLEASE!! Oh yeah, but if it's bothering you already cz you get
more confused when you go back to something you MISSED, then just
CONTINUE. :)$^_^$(: (crossing fingers)

Chapter 1

The little girl's Ho! Ho! Ho!

"Hi! I am Sumiko Auriel Takehashi. I am one-half Filipino, one-half Spanish and Japanese. I am here in Japan to finish my school year and to check it out if it is nice. I hope that I would have an enjoyable stay in here and gain lots of friends."

"Thank you Ms. Sumiko Takehashi for telling something about yourself." their teacher, Mr. Senada, said. "Now, I think you could sit down beside Keiko, the girl with pigtails over there. Oh yeah, you're Kazuma's cousin right?"

"Yes, sir." Sumiko answered. Sounds of disbelief echoed in the classroom.

"Ahehehehe!" Kuwabara said, "Didn't think she was my cousin aye? Ahehehehe!"

"Kuwabara, she's your cousin?"

"How could she be?"

"You must be joking!"

"She's too pretty!"

"No way!"

"Will you just keep it down!" Kuwabara said. "Sir, they're teasing me!"

"O.K. now class, quiet down." Mr. Senada said, "Sumiko, sit down beside Keiko.

"Yes, sir." She answered as she sat down beside Keiko.

"Are you really Kazuma's cousin?" Keiko asked. Sumiko nodded.

A few chairs ahead of them, Yusuke was asking the same question to Kuwabara.

"You sure she's your cousin?" Yusuke asked as he pushed Kuwabara's seatmate away.

"Yes she is." Kuwabara said. He was getting irritated with how people kept asking the same question all over and over again.

"I still can't believe it." Yusuke said thoughtfully.

"What makes you think that were not cousins??" Kuwabara said, visibly irritated. "Give me three reasons why."

"Hmm, Let's see." Yusuke said, thinking what the five reasons might be." He held out one finger, "One, she is so small. Like about the same height as Hiei! Only a wee bit smaller."

"So?"

"Kuwabara, you're tall, she's small. I still can't imagine the gap in the height."

"Fine, whatever. Number two?"

Yusuke held up two fingers, "Two, she looks like a person who gets very high grades. Unlike someone here."

"Fine, whatever, and lastly..."

"Lastly, she's too pretty. Not beautiful but pretty and simple and stuff. Even if she is wearing glasses, she has a beautiful black hair that she ties and hangs around her shoulder plus she has a slim body. Look at you! Fat! See, she even has a happy aura around her! Unlike someone over here."

"OK, OK, OK!" Kuwabara said aloud, forgetting that they were still in the classroom. "Will you just quit it?"

"Kuwabara! Yusuke! Are you listening?" their teacher shouted.

"Uh, sir, yes, sir!" The two said, jumping up and saluting in army position.

"Fine then soldiers," their teacher said. "Detention to the two of you during dismissal."

Sumiko giggled. Kazuma smiled. He liked it when his cousin smiles. (did it just rhyme? If it didn't, say it out loud)

(Do not worry Kuwabara fans, nothing will ever happen to the two of them. It is just that Kuwabara cares for Sumiko so much! But not as much as Yukina of course)

*****

Hiei looked around the whole campus, trying not to be seen, of coarse. He was looking for Kurama since he had a little problem in his hands. Did I say little? I meant big!

There was a gnash on his cheek and his clothes were partly torn. In his left hand was a box and seemed to be moving as whatever inside began moving frantically, trying to escape.

Hiei moved the box far away from him as if disgusted with it. "Kurama," He muttered under his breathe, "Where in the three worlds are you?"

The school bell rang when Kurama got out of the classroom and succeeded in evading all the schoolgirls. Man, Kurama thought, maybe I should get a plastic surgery or something... Hey, isn't that Hiei? I wonder what he is doing. What is he chasing? Now he is running around in circles? Is THAT a mouse? Oh, I forgot, he has never seen a mouse before.

Kurama grinned, thinking about Hiei and the mouse. Immediately, he went up the roof of the school.

There he saw Hiei a few feet from the box, holding his katana as the mouse vainly tries to escape.

Kurama masked an innocent face. "What's up Hiei?" Kurama asked, trying hard not to laugh aloud.

"Yes Hiei, what's up?" Yusuke said from behind. Yusuke exchanged a meaningful look at Kurama and Kurama knew that Yusuke saw Hiei trying to catch the mouse a while ago.

Hiei looked at them pleadingly. Kurama could not help but laugh.

"What's wrong with you, Kurama?" Hiei practically shouted. "There's a MONSTER in here! It's so cute and fluffy and hairy..." Hiei looked like he was about to get sick. That was when Yusuke started laughing.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Yusuke laughed, "HIEI! H-Have you n-never seen a- (laugh)- mouse b-before??? HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

"This is a matter of life and death Yusuke!!" Hiei shouted, "That mouse thing, whatever, HAS NO WEAKNESS! Look what it did to my shirt!" Hiei said pointing to his shirt, "Yusuke! They are practically everywhere! They are invading the place!"

Yusuke laughed louder as Kurama tried to hide his amusement to no avail. Yusuke opened the box as Hiei was shouting to Yusuke that a "beast of terrible appearance would scrape up your body and soul."

Yusuke looked at the now petrified mouse and held it up by the tail. He showed it to Hiei who jumped away then reached for his katana in attacking position.

Yusuke laughed louder. "Yes Hiei, I guess this mouse has no weakness." He said laughing while the poor mouse was dangling by the tail. "Hiei, do you know what kind of people get scared by these little mice?"

Hiei shook his head sideward to say no.

"Girls, Hiei girls." Yusuke said, as he practically had to hold his stomach to stop laughing. The poor petrified mouse gave a joyful squeak as Yusuke let go of him. Then it ran inside the school building.

After everyone calmed down, Hiei turned to leave, pretty much embarrassed at the incident. "Hey, Hiei," Kurama said, "Wait up!"

"What do you want, kitsune?" Hiei said, clearly irritated for the rest of the day.

"Would it be ok if you go to Kuwabara's house?" Kurama asked, "Kuwabara's cousin, Sumiko, just came over from the Philippines yesterday. We would appreciate it if you would meet up with her."

"Why would I want to meet this Sumiko girl?" Hiei said, "I already know how she looks like: a girl version of Kuwabara."

"Ok, fine, if you don't want then just go there." Yusuke said.

"If you all are planning to raid me with your "fun" things, then never mind." Hiei said.

"No. Koenma asked us to come along." Yusuke continued. "He's out to give us our next mission. Oh, yeah, Sumiko knows that we are ghost fighters and she very much wants to see how we all act."

"How on earth did she know about the Makai?" Hiei said, disbelieving.

"It was kind of my fault." Kurama said. "I was not careful. I turned to my youkai form when all of us were studying in Kuwabara's house. I did not know that Kuwabara asked Sumiko to bring up juice to all of us so when she came with the juice... well, she saw me."

"Why not erase her memory?" Hiei asked.

"Because she promised not to tell anyone and she was really interested on how we worked." Yusuke said.

"She's a tricky little girl if you ask me." Hiei said.

"So... will you go?" Yusuke and Kurama asked him at the same time.

"Hn." Hiei said as he jumped out of sight.

"I'll take that as a yes, Hiei!!" Yusuke shouted. "Oh, well," Yusuke, said to Kurama, "At least he's going."

"Yeah," Kurama said, "I wonder how he and Sumiko will go along with each other? He seems to hate her so much. I think this was a bad idea, letting Hiei come along."

"Nothing will go wrong, Kurama." Yusuke said. "You'll see..."

"I hope you are right Yusuke." Kurama said as the two of them headed inside the building.

(And the mouse? Well, lets say that he found a perfect home inside the school grounds, will increase and multiply, and scare other unsuspecting subjects.)

***

Hiei, along with Koenma stared as Kuwabara introduced Sumiko to them. Ok, so this girl was a cousin of the baka?

"I feel sick." Hiei said as he stared at her. No, he thought, I really feel sick.

"Is that really your cousin?" Koenma asked staring at Sumiko intently. She had Kuwabara's enthusiasm, apart from that, nothing else.

"Hai." Sumiko said, "Yes I am. I'm so glad to meet you." She said holding her hand out to Koenma who shook hands with her. She also held her hand out to Hiei who reluctantly shook her hand.

"I'm sorry about yesterday." she said, "I didn't mean knowing about the Makai and all. I hope I can do something about it."

Hiei stared at Sumiko wondering where in the world is her Spirit Energy.

"It's ok Sumi." Kuwabara said. "It's nothing much."

Hiei snorted. Nothing much eh?

Kurama tapped Hiei in the shoulder and grinned, Didn't think that she was this pretty right? he telepathically said.

Hiei was about to say something about it when Kuwabara said that they try out the food Sumiko made.

"Hmph," Hiei said, "I wonder if it tastes as bad as your cooking, Kuwabara." The moment he said it aloud, he knew he had regretted it.

Silence...

"Does it really taste bad?" Sumiko said, "I was just starting out on the food. Well, I guess the smell of my menudo wafts around. Don't worry Hiei, its not that bad."

Ok... that was not expected...

"Uh, sure why not?" Kurama said, "I am sure that Hiei over here would love to eat your food. Right Hiei?"

"Uh, yeah, I don't. Ooof, I mean yes." Hiei said as Kurama hit him in the leg.

"Gee! Hiei thanks!" Sumiko said happily.

Not expected too...

*** In the dining room***

"Oh wow Sumiko!" Yusuke said in between a mouthful of rice and menudo. "This stuff is really wonderful!" he said before stuffing another spoonful.

Again, the good food was not expected....

"I've told myself not to eat a lot today but well, I guess I can give myself a break once in a while!" Kurama said, eating the food in a fast but dignified way.

"Me too!" Botan piped in. "I guess I'll give myself a treat once in a while!" she said while popping another spoonful in her mouth.

"You're right Botan. Give yourself a treat once in a while!" Keiko said giggled.

"Thanks, you guys." Sumiko said as she entered the dining room carrying another bowl of rice and another dish that was black. "Try this out. It's called dinuguan."

"It looks scary but due to your previous food samples, I guess I'm not scared." Kurama said.

"Hiei, is it good?" Sumiko asked Hiei who was eating mouthful after mouthful.

"Hn." Hiei said as he ate another spoonful.

"Don't mind him." Kurama said, "That's his way of saying yes."

"Hn."

"See?" Kurama said.

Sumiko giggled, her magical laughter flowing to Hiei's ears.

The food is good, he thought.

Her laugh is good.

Yes- wha-? Did I just say something?

Yes you did.

She laughs well.

No.

Yes.

NO!

Hiei choked on his food. Sumiko giggled louder and Hiei had a thought that he was somehow- attracted- no- connected to this ningen. Something like he could see Kurama in her. Only, he felt a little bit more different to her.

Sumiko giggled while trying to hide her amusement to no avail.

Hiei could hear her magical laughter flow in his ears again.

That should teach you to look at what you are chewing. Hiei mentally scolded himself.

The doorbell rang and Kuwabara rushed of to answer it. A glorious cry was heard, "YUKINAAAAAA!!!!"

Hiei choked on his food again.

"Hey everyone." Yukina said, bowing to everyone in the room. Then she spotted Sumiko holding another bowl of menudo, walked to her, and held out her hand. "Hello, you must be Sumiko. The name is Yukina. Nice to meet you."

It was obvious that Sumiko was a little bit taller than Yukina.

"Nice to meet you Yukina!" Sumiko said as she held out her hand. They looked at each other and realized that they must have a lot in common.

"What is that?" Yukina said, her innocence crawled over her as she tried to see what was in the bowl.

"It's menudo, Yukina. A delicacy in the Philippines." Sumiko said.

Hiei was getting tired of this. The Kazuma ancestries were all getting too close to his precious Yukina: first Kuwabara, now Sumiko.

Maybe I should stop hating anyone in the Kazuma family. Hiei thought sarcastically. Every time I hate someone and tell that person to go away, they get too close to Yukina.

Hiei sighed.

Then he noticed Kurama looking at him, grinning. Then Kurama pointed to Yukina and Sumiko helping each other out.

Hiei realized that Kurama might think that he was jealous. Yusuke was also grinning and realized that he must be thinking the same thing too.

Hiei wanted to argue but was too full to do anything.

***Later, after everyone had gone home***

"So, what do you think about Sumiko?" Kurama asked. Yusuke was also with them, along with Keiko.

"Hn."

"I take it that you like her." Kurama said.

"She is just like that baka. I despise her as I despise him." Hiei answered, his usual emotionless face. Or was there a bit of emotion showing?

"But you don't really despise Kuwabara don't you." Yusuke said, grinning.

Hiei looked daggers at Yusuke before suddenly jumping in the shadows.

"Look what you did Yusuke!" Keiko said, "You scared him!"

Hiei then suddenly landed in front of them. "I was not scared." he said, "I merely saw a- uh, shadow."

Kurama and the others grinned.

"What's wrong with you all?" Hiei said clearly irritated.

What is also wrong with me?

I feel sick when I am being around this Sumiko girl.

Sick?

Yes, sick.

"Anything wrong, Hiei?" Keiko asked.

"Hn."

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Chapter 1 is done!!! I feel so proud! T-To Oh the honor! Oh yeah, if anyone is wondering why Koenma didn't come well, he got his taxi broken sown or something like that.

dreamturtle: ok, now my mom caught me.

Hiei stares at dreamturtle's mother and wonders why all mother's just
barge in.

Kurama grins.

mom: Fanfiction? Oh, is this the Ghost Fighter show that you keep
watching?

dreamturtle: Hai!

Hiei: Ghost Fighter? Is it not supposed to be Yu Yu Hakushu?

dreamturtle: Hai! In the Philippines, it is called Ghost Fighter.
Although, I wonder what Yu Yu Hakushu stands for. Readers, tell
MEEEEEE!!!

Hiei: Hn.

Kurama laughs.

Mom: dream, who is this Hiei and Kurama?

all except mom: ....

Suddenly...

Mom: Wait a minute! what are all of these boys doing in your room!!!

dreamturtle: 0.o

Kurama: 0.o

Hiei: Hn...

dreamturtle slaps her hand on her forehead(or should I say foot. Turtles do not have hands)

dreamturtle: Now, I am oh-so-dead. x(

Kurama does not laugh.

Hiei does not Hn.

WHY?

They are facing a very angry mother. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::

What will now happen to dreamturtle? She is now caught and so were Kurama and Hiei? Will Kurama and Hiei survive the clutches of an angry mother? Will they? WILL THEY???

To know if they will, please read the next chapter. I have the best story in the world! See 2in1. 2in1 stories. Bwahahahahaha! *choke* *choke* Bwahahahahaha!