Chapter 2

(Part I of the 2in1 story just for fun)

dreamturtle watches Hiei and Kurama clean her room.

dreamturtle: You know what, this isn't so bad.

Hiei: You wait dream, when I get my hands on you...

Kurama: It is ok Hiei. At least her mother didn't get too angry at us.

Hiei: (sarcastically) yes, because we have ever so loving Kurama that
captures the heart of many mothers. You are a fool Kurama. Why not
weasel our way out of this cleaning.

Kurama: Hiei, that is not very nice.

Hiei: Why do we have to clean your room dream? You are the one who was
supposed to.

Kurama laughs.

Hiei: This is making a complete mockery of me.

dreamturtle: Hiei, you do this because you are a man. Be nice to girls
k?

Hiei: Then why do we have to clean your room?

dreamturtle: Because you were in my room. Besides, you two could have
used my front door rather than destroying my bars in my window.

dreamturtle looks at the window with the now broken bars.

dreamturtle: (grinning) now, you are paying your keep.

Hiei: I shall be disgraced in the demon world.

Kurama laughs.

dreamturtle: Why are we here again?

Kurama: Koenma told me that Yusuke and Kuwabara would come along. We
have a new mission.

dreamturtle: A mission? Cool! Can I see it?

Hiei: You are too young dream.

dreamturtle: am not!

Hiei: Here we go again...

doorbell rings.

Kurama: That must be Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Koenma.

Hiei: And I am willing to bet that Yusuke blew up another date
with Keiko.

Kurama laughs. Again.

Hiei: Will you quit laughing Kurama!!

Kurama laugh-

Kurama: I didn't laugh!

dreamturtle laughs.

Hiei: ...

Chapter 2

(Part II of the 2in1 story package)

Knowing Hiei

TOPIC: The same day and maybe a few days later...

NOTE: PLEASE READ EVERYTHING!!!! Do NOT miss any chapter, word, etc.
If you missed a particular word and starts to realize that going
back to read the missed word is getting you confused then just
continue.

Chapter 2

Knowing Hiei

"Hey Sumi!" Kuwabara said as he entered her room.

"Hey!" she said although not looking at him. She was trying to understand the words in her math book.

She was trying to understand the square root thing.

"Oh, so you are studying the square root, hm?" Kuwabara said.

Sumiko nodded, "But I still don't get it!!" Sumiko wailed.

"Nah, not to worry!! The great Kazuma Kuwabara is here!!!!" Kuwabara said as he laughed his 'Ahehehehe' laugh.

(Oh yeah, its been like a month or so since Yusuke went back from the battle of the three most powerful leaders in Makai. If you remember well, Kuwabara was already intent on studying. Also, Yusuke was allowed to be a Spirit Detective again.)

"Yeah, but I don't understand a thing!" Sumiko wailed. "I don't even know the purpose of a square root!"

"I'll help you with that." Kuwabara said as he pulled out a math book from his own pocket. It is a very small one but readable and sat beside his cousin.

(The author also stands from the computer to search for her math book since she forgot what square roots are used for. When the author found the book...)

(Ok, I did not get to find it so I guess we will leave it at Kuwabara teaching Sumiko the words but we won't hear what he says because I forgot what it is used for!!! T_T(tears) and here I was liking Math...)

"Ok," Kuwabara said, "Here is the book. Now let us look for the page... aha! Here it is. Listen Sumiko; a square root is used for (whatever the square root is used for, like engineering or doctorate or something). Gets it?"

Sumiko's eyes brightened. "Oh! Now I get it!" she said as she continued doing her math exercise. Kuwabara watched her doing the exercises making sure that she did not make a mistake.

"I'll go get us some water, aye, Sumiko?" Kuwabara said as he headed the door.

"Hai!" Sumiko said before turning back to her paper. Oh great, was eight times eight again?

"Uh, what was eight times eight again?" Sumiko asked Kuwabara who was about to close the door.

Kuwabara counts his fingers (so does the author. I cannot seem to memorize what is eight times eight or anything in multiplication that has to do with the number seven and eight)

(author counts...)

"64!" Kuwabara said. (I really hope it is 64)

"Thanks!" Sumiko said as she wrote the answer on her paper and trying to keep in her mind that eight times eight is 64.

(the author is also trying to keep in mind that eight times eight is 64. Hey, some of you readers who do not know this information try to remember it too? ^-^)

"No problem-o!" Kuwabara said with a salute, walked down the stairs and tripped. He was grinning and thinking about Hiei and the prank, he, Kuwabara, pulled him.

***
Hiei was underneath his tree as a strange sort of sound and wiggling started happening to his pocket.

"What is- what? AAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Hiei shouted as he fell off balance and fell off the tree and hit head first on the ground (nope, no major injuries, a couple of scratches, a little bruise, a messy hair and a very angry Hiei."

The mouse gave a petrified squeak as it ran in the darkness. (Nope, it is not the same mouse but one of the mouse's children)

The tiny mouse remembered the warning her mother mouse gave her about a certain spiky haired boy. The mouse shuddered as it went back to its home in the school and snuggled to its mother, never to leave again. ^,^ (suppressing a smile)

***Back to Hiei***

"Uh..." Hiei said as he cradled his injured arm. It was not bad but it hurt. "Kuwabaka...." Hiei said before jumping into the darkness and heading towards the Kazuma house.

***In Alfred's old room/ In Sumiko's room***

What is taking him so long to get a glass of water? Sumiko thought as she looked at the door as if expecting it to open. Oh, yeah, she remembered, He fell off the stairs...

Is it I or is it still hot?

Nope, it is not I and yes, it is still hot and hotter than before.

Sumiko stood up and looked at her cabinet. There were no comfortable clothes there except for some old baggy clothes that were Kuwabara's. (He must have left it there) Sumiko took the clothes, undressed, and wore it. (The shirt is clean and new. Kuwabara bought it some time ago and wore it only once and Hiei and the others saw him in that shirt, k?)

Her hair was starting to bother her so she looked around for something to tie her hair with but only succeeded in finding an old cap of Kuwabara so she pony-tailed her hair and hid it all underneath the cap.

This is much more comfortable, she thought. Then she sat down back in her chair, her back facing the window and yes, she did look like Kuwabara from behind.

She was small, but you will hardly notice it.

I am guessing that you may have an idea of what will happen.

***A few minutes later, on a particular tree outside Kuwabara's house (there is none, when I saw the series but in this story, there is)***

Hiei was looking at 'Kuwabara' from the tree. He really did not know that the particular room was already Kuwabara's "old room"

Hiei wanted revenge.

In the old times, when that was Kuwabara's room, Hiei would barge in through that window and kill Kuwabara whenever he played a prank on Hiei. So, in Kuwabara's self-defense, he would lock the window whenever he played a prank on Hiei. That's when Hiei would use the front door. ^,^ (I doubt if he will do that. Only when Kuwabara would do an extreme prank, then he does that)

Sumiko does not know that. Besides, she is not even Kuwabara, right? Well, right! Kinda...

Hiei checked, using his jagan, the window to see if it was open. He made the mistake of crashing through the window before and faced a very angry Shizuru.

When he was sure that it was open, he opened the window slowly (the tree was beside the window) and silently. He thought he heard a girl's voice saying the words '64, 64,' all repeatedly.

He slowly sneaked up behind the sitting figure, not noticing how small "Kuwabara" seemed. He didn't even notice that this "Kuwabara" was slimmer and no muscles. Nope he did not.

He was too angry to notice.

In addition, that serves as a lesson for all of you to not set your revenge-o-meter in a too high level.

"You're dead Kuwabara" Hiei hissed before punching him (who was really an innocent Sumiko just trying to master the square root).

Sumiko swore she heard a hissing voice before her head hit something very hard: the wall.

***We will now interrupt this specific part (because I said that it was general and will not have that much violence) to bring you the news on Kurama and Hiei cleaning dreamturtle's room.***

***Picture now showing Hiei and Kurama cleaning dreamturtle's room and Hiei was in a bad mood as Yusuke and the others watched him***

***Now, back to the show***

(Irritated? I am. It always happens in GMA7. They play YYH/Ghost Fighter and then they interrupt the exciting parts and cut some parts too. Just like in HunterXHunter. Sigh...)

(Ok, now where was I? Oh yeah, the hitting in the wall. I am thinking about stopping and going to chapter four but I only have seven pages for this chapter, so THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!! [I'm not shouting, just portraying extreme emotion.]) ^_^.

Readers: JUST GO ON!!! (Readers are shouting AND portraying extreme emotion.)

Author faces readers that were sending off Hiei-like death glares.

Ok, I will continue now... I was just stalking off the time...]

***Now back to the show***

(Ok, where was I again? Oh yeah, in front of the computer, stupid me...)

"THAT, baka, was for the prank you played at me" Hiei said as he turned to leave the room.

"What prank?" Sumiko said angrily as she nursed her now aching head. "What prank??" Sumiko said angrily, her hands on her hips.

Hiei turned to shout at Kuwabara for being so simple-minded and found himself facing the very angry, Sumiko.

Hiei felt himself go red. This was a very embarrassing situation.

"Uh, where's the, baka?" Hiei said stupidly. He realized what had happened. He mentally scolded himself for letting his revenge-o-meter get too high and his logic-o-meter get out of hand.

"Kuya Kuwabara?" Sumiko said, still angry, her face pouted, "He's downstairs and was about to give me some drinks."

"Uh, well, I guess I'll go." Hiei said awkwardly as he turned to the door to go downstairs to find Kuwabara.

He was about to get out of the room when Sumiko punched him and sent him flying out of the door and hit the door of Kuwabara's room.

"Sumiko are you- Hiei?" Kuwabara asked confused, looking at Hiei. He looked at Sumiko who was very sweaty and whose shirt was ruffled and so was Hiei and had a sudden wrong impression of what had happened.

"How dare you, shrimp!" Kuwabara said as he held Hiei at the ruff of his neck.

"No, Kuwabara, stop!" Kurama said. He just came back because he forgot his math book. It is the same math book that Kuwabara pulled out to help Sumiko awhile ago.

"What did you do to her!!!" Kuwabara shouted, eyeing Sumiko's bump on the head. "I"LL KILL YOU HIEI!!!" Kuwabara said as he let go of Hiei and summoned the dimensional sword. (If anyone is wondering where the cup of water was, its on the floor, broken and Kurama accidentally stepped on it carefully nursing a boo boo.) ^_^ (peace)

Kurama and Sumiko watched in great amusement wondering if Kuwabara would care if he actually obliterated his own house.

"Kuwabara! Stop it!" Shizuru shouted angrily.

Kuwabara accidentally swings his sword and accidentally cuts one-half of Shizuru's hair. "Whoops..." Kuwabara said.

"Hah!" Shizuru said, "Missed!"

Everyone sweatdropped.

"Should we tell her?" Kurama whispered to Sumiko.

"I think it would be better if she finds it out on her own..." Sumiko said while grinning. Shizuru did look good with short hair... ***After Hiei managed to get his revenge on Kuwabara***

Kuwabara sat down on the floor nursing his bruised hair and crying over the one's he lost.

Sumiko, Kurama, and Hiei grinned knowing that Kuwabara will get more than that once Shizuru finds out about her new hairdo.

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What will now happen to the 'peaceful' life that the Kazuma's once led? Will Shizuru ever find out about her new hairdo? Will Kuwabara get more bruises and lost hair? Will Hiei try to skip away and avoid his rightful punishment for causing chaos? (Duh, he will. He always does.) Will Hiei still get to catch the vengeful mouse of DOOM? (Drum roll please) (drums roll...) (ok, so that was not what I had in mind but you get the picture...)

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(Back to the First story...)

dreamturtle: At last, I am done with chapter two!

Hiei: And I am done cleaning.

Yusuke: That was priceless! Hiei was cleaning someone's room!

Hiei: Hn...

Yusuke: So Koenma, what have you got for us to do? Koenma: You have to protect dreamturtle.

Hiei: No way.

Koenma: Yes you will. In one way or the other, dreamturtle has gotten the power to control what will happen. If she gets at the wrong hands, well... she might do something that could cause chaos.

Hiei: She controls us? Impossible.

Twenty years later...

Hiei: No! No! Stop! Arggg! My arm! Nooo! AAAck! EEEk! Owww! (and all the other words that shows extreme pain) *choke* *choke*

silence...

Hiei: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

dreamturtle: Look here. Read this paper.

Hiei pops out of his nightmare

Hiei: What?

Koenma: So will you all protect her?

Hiei remembers his "vision"

Hiei: um, ok... I guess (vision pops in again) OK! I WILL!

Yusuke: Wow, Hiei seems to be really wanting to do this mission.

Kurama: (silently to himself) I bet he had one of his "visions" again.

Kuwabara's mouth is open wide.

Kuwabara:....

Koenma: Good for you Hiei!

Hiei: ...

Hiei: Hn Therefore, the chapter ends.. (DUN DUN DUN DUN) (drum roll please) (once again, priceless drums roll)

author: Do I get paid for these? Those drums are priceless you know...