Hello my readers! My friends all want me to continue this story, so I guess
I will. Enjoy ;-)
Chap. Two. I don't think Im in Hogwarts anymore.
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Sirius stepped out side. "Whoa..This isn't Lily's yard.."
Indeed it isn't, Sirius. Everything was so colorful, well, more colorful then it had been because there had always been color. "I have a feeling im not at Hogwarts."
No shit.
"Will you shut up?"
sorry.
Suddenly a girl flew by on a pink broomstick. Aside from the color, it was a nice broom, Sirius noted.
"Are you from the order, or are you a death eater?" The girl asked as she landed
"Lily?"
"Who?"
"Lily, its me, Sirius. What's going on?"
"What are you talking about? Im not Lily. Im Rose, the good witch of Gryffindor."
"The..the good witch of griffidor? Ok, I'll buy that.."
There were some high- pitched giggles in the back round.
"What was that?" Sirius asks looking around.
"Those were the first years. The little people who live in this land." Lil-- --er.ROSE answred.
"I don't like them. They sound to happy." Sirius grumbled. "Anywayz, WHERE is here, exactly?"
"Somewhere." Rose answered. "Or lack of title."
"Oooookaaaaay."
"What am I doing here?"
"Well, you see that house you came out of landed on the Wicked Wizard of Slytherin." Rose explained. "and now the greasy Basterd's dead. So what the firsties want to know, is are you from the order, or are you a death eater?"
"Er.neither.I.I mean, I would like to be in the order, but, Im underaged."
"So who are you then?"
"Sirius Black." Sirius said, feeling awkward introducing himself to somone he'd known for 7 years.
"It's alright everyone, you can all come out and thank him." Rose said.
"If your gonna sing, you can just skip it." Sirius said, however, no one heard him.
"Ding dong the basterds dead, which old basterd? The greasy basterd! Ding dong the greasy basterd's dead! Wke up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, gt out of bed, wake up the greasy basterds dead.
He's gone where the vampires go below, below below yo ho. Lets open up and sing, and ring the bells out. High Ho the merry oh, Sing it high, sing it low, let them know the greasy basterds dead!"
There was a big puff of green smoke and SNAPE APPEARD! In all his greasy glory.
"I thought you said he was dead!" Sirius said.
"Well, you killed Voldemort. This is his follower, Severus Snape."
"I knew he was a death eater!" Sirius whispered. "I killed Voldemort? AWSOME!"
"Yes well, when Snape wants to be, he can be even worse.he smells bad too." Rose said holding her nose.
Sirius nodded "yes I can see...Smell rather."
"Who killed my master? Who killed him!? Was it you!?" Snape said turning to Sirius.
"Yup." Sirius said proudly.
"Arent you forgetting something?" Rose asked him.
"What?" "The diamond broomstick?" rose reminded him.
"The Broomstick.of course.." Snape walked over to the house. "WHERE IS IT!?"
"Its too late, here it is, and here it shall stay." Rose said. Sirius realizd he had a diamond broomstick in his hand "Blood hell.." He murmerd "nice broom!"
"Give that back! Im the only one who knows how to use it! Give it back or I'll.."
Rose laughed "Your powers are no good here. Be gone! Befor someone drops a house on you"
Snape sighed "Very well.but be warned. I'll get you Black! And you little friends too!"
"Er.whatver." Sirius said.
There was another puff of green smoke and Snape was gone.
"Well, it seems youv made enemies with the wicked wizard of Slytherin." Rose said.
"Er.yea, I guess."
"The sooner you get out of Somewhere, the better." Rose said
"No need telling me that." Sirius mumbled "My friends are probably wondering where I am, and theres an annoying author who keeps talking to me.but.which way is it back to Hogwarts?"
"the best way would be to ask the Wizard of Somewhere." Rose explained.
"The wizard of somewhere? Is he a death eater or an auror?" Sirius asked
"Oh, he's very good but very.well.awkward. He lives in the Violet Town and that's a long journey from here. Do you have an apperating licence?"
Sirius blushed "Im afraid not. I er..failed the test..But, Im retaking it after spring vacation!"
"Oh, well then you'll have to walk."
"Wait.what about this broom?" Sirius asked holding up the diamond broom.
"Im afraid the only one who knows how to use it is The Wicked Wizard of Slytherin."
"Ok, so.how do I get to the Violet Town?" Sirius asked. "All you have to do is follow the blue stone road.."
"The what?" Sirius asked, lughing
"Blue stone road." Rose repeates
"Er.ok.but what if-"
"Just follow the Blue stone road." She diapears.
"Ooooookay.." Sirius looks at the Blue Stone road. "So.that's all I gotta do?"
The first years nodd.
"Well.Ok."
"Follow the blue stone road, follow the blue stone road follow follow follow follow Follow Follow the-"
"STOP SINGING!" Sirius shouts
TBC
A/N: please R&R, Next chapter, Sirius meets Ja---the scare crow..^.^
Chap. Two. I don't think Im in Hogwarts anymore.
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Sirius stepped out side. "Whoa..This isn't Lily's yard.."
Indeed it isn't, Sirius. Everything was so colorful, well, more colorful then it had been because there had always been color. "I have a feeling im not at Hogwarts."
No shit.
"Will you shut up?"
sorry.
Suddenly a girl flew by on a pink broomstick. Aside from the color, it was a nice broom, Sirius noted.
"Are you from the order, or are you a death eater?" The girl asked as she landed
"Lily?"
"Who?"
"Lily, its me, Sirius. What's going on?"
"What are you talking about? Im not Lily. Im Rose, the good witch of Gryffindor."
"The..the good witch of griffidor? Ok, I'll buy that.."
There were some high- pitched giggles in the back round.
"What was that?" Sirius asks looking around.
"Those were the first years. The little people who live in this land." Lil-- --er.ROSE answred.
"I don't like them. They sound to happy." Sirius grumbled. "Anywayz, WHERE is here, exactly?"
"Somewhere." Rose answered. "Or lack of title."
"Oooookaaaaay."
"What am I doing here?"
"Well, you see that house you came out of landed on the Wicked Wizard of Slytherin." Rose explained. "and now the greasy Basterd's dead. So what the firsties want to know, is are you from the order, or are you a death eater?"
"Er.neither.I.I mean, I would like to be in the order, but, Im underaged."
"So who are you then?"
"Sirius Black." Sirius said, feeling awkward introducing himself to somone he'd known for 7 years.
"It's alright everyone, you can all come out and thank him." Rose said.
"If your gonna sing, you can just skip it." Sirius said, however, no one heard him.
"Ding dong the basterds dead, which old basterd? The greasy basterd! Ding dong the greasy basterd's dead! Wke up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, gt out of bed, wake up the greasy basterds dead.
He's gone where the vampires go below, below below yo ho. Lets open up and sing, and ring the bells out. High Ho the merry oh, Sing it high, sing it low, let them know the greasy basterds dead!"
There was a big puff of green smoke and SNAPE APPEARD! In all his greasy glory.
"I thought you said he was dead!" Sirius said.
"Well, you killed Voldemort. This is his follower, Severus Snape."
"I knew he was a death eater!" Sirius whispered. "I killed Voldemort? AWSOME!"
"Yes well, when Snape wants to be, he can be even worse.he smells bad too." Rose said holding her nose.
Sirius nodded "yes I can see...Smell rather."
"Who killed my master? Who killed him!? Was it you!?" Snape said turning to Sirius.
"Yup." Sirius said proudly.
"Arent you forgetting something?" Rose asked him.
"What?" "The diamond broomstick?" rose reminded him.
"The Broomstick.of course.." Snape walked over to the house. "WHERE IS IT!?"
"Its too late, here it is, and here it shall stay." Rose said. Sirius realizd he had a diamond broomstick in his hand "Blood hell.." He murmerd "nice broom!"
"Give that back! Im the only one who knows how to use it! Give it back or I'll.."
Rose laughed "Your powers are no good here. Be gone! Befor someone drops a house on you"
Snape sighed "Very well.but be warned. I'll get you Black! And you little friends too!"
"Er.whatver." Sirius said.
There was another puff of green smoke and Snape was gone.
"Well, it seems youv made enemies with the wicked wizard of Slytherin." Rose said.
"Er.yea, I guess."
"The sooner you get out of Somewhere, the better." Rose said
"No need telling me that." Sirius mumbled "My friends are probably wondering where I am, and theres an annoying author who keeps talking to me.but.which way is it back to Hogwarts?"
"the best way would be to ask the Wizard of Somewhere." Rose explained.
"The wizard of somewhere? Is he a death eater or an auror?" Sirius asked
"Oh, he's very good but very.well.awkward. He lives in the Violet Town and that's a long journey from here. Do you have an apperating licence?"
Sirius blushed "Im afraid not. I er..failed the test..But, Im retaking it after spring vacation!"
"Oh, well then you'll have to walk."
"Wait.what about this broom?" Sirius asked holding up the diamond broom.
"Im afraid the only one who knows how to use it is The Wicked Wizard of Slytherin."
"Ok, so.how do I get to the Violet Town?" Sirius asked. "All you have to do is follow the blue stone road.."
"The what?" Sirius asked, lughing
"Blue stone road." Rose repeates
"Er.ok.but what if-"
"Just follow the Blue stone road." She diapears.
"Ooooookay.." Sirius looks at the Blue Stone road. "So.that's all I gotta do?"
The first years nodd.
"Well.Ok."
"Follow the blue stone road, follow the blue stone road follow follow follow follow Follow Follow the-"
"STOP SINGING!" Sirius shouts
TBC
A/N: please R&R, Next chapter, Sirius meets Ja---the scare crow..^.^
