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If I only had a brain.you could say that again
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Sirius made his way down the Yellow bri---
"Don't you mean the Blue stone road?"
Whatever you say Sirius.
"Why do you keep talking to me?"
you're the one who corrected me.
"Are you a voice in my head?"
^grinning^ Possibly.
"You scare me."
I know.
"Ok, shut up."
Ok.ok..
Hemhem.Anyways. Sirius continued down the BLUE STONE ROAD
"Much better."
Untill he came to the fork in the road. So, he picked the fork up and got some mashed potatoes out of his backpack and started eating it.
"What the hell?"
Just kidding.
"Weirdo."
This is what REALLY happened. Sirius looked round, a bit confused "Which way am I supposed to go?" "That way." Said a very familiar voice.
"J-James?"
"Who?"
Sirius looked up ad saw a scarecrow that looked.exactly like James
"Er...nevermind...wait...Did you just talk?"
"Ummm....I think so...."
"Iv finely lost it...I've gone nuts...call St.Mungos!" Sirius panicked.
"Maybe Im just being nieve , but it seems a lot of people go that way.." The scarecrow said pointing tward the left. "On the other hand THAT way looks nice too.Then again, what do I know? Im just a stuffed man. A good looking one."
"In your dreams." Sirius murmerd.
The screcrow looked down at him "Where ya trying to get anywayz, mate?"
"Er.Violet Town..to see the Wizard of Somewhere." Sirius said.
"Oh! I'v heard of that place! ..or.at least.I think I have.What am I saying? I don think at all!" The scarecrow said
"What do you mean, you dont think?" Sirius asked.
"Well, I don't have a.a..umm.whats it called again? The thing? The thing that does..stuff?"
"Er.a mushroom?"
"No.no that's not it."
"A brain?"
"THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE WORD!"
Sirius stared at the screcrow. "So you don think, eh?"
"Nope. Nadda thought." The scarecrow said grinning like the idiot he was.
"Well, dot feel bad, I don't think either. My friend Remus says that one day I'll think about something and my brain will ooze out my ears from working so hard." Sirius said, frowning. He realized he was starting to miss his friends. (Awwww)
"Well, that's a shame. Id do anything to have a brain." The scarecrow said
"Do you have a name?" Sirius asked.
"Yup."
"Well, what is it stupid!?"
"Jimmy."
Sirius laughed "You gotta be kidding me." he muttered.
"I dunno how to." Jimmy the scarecrow sighed.
"Er.I, um.guess you ca come with me to see the wizard."
"Oh, you see I would but.I.you see.ummm."
"Your stuck?"
"YEA!"
"Er.I suppose I can get you down."
"Ok. Thanks."
Sirius unclipped the Scarecrow from the pole. Jimmy fell to the ground.
"You ok?" Sirius asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yup.
"Can you get up?"
"Nope!" Jimmy still grinning like a loser.
Sirius rolled his eyes and helped Jimmy up.
"So Can I go?" Jimmy asked. "I REALLY, REALLY want a brain."
"Well.what would you if you had a brain?" Sirius asked.
"Well.I'd..I'd.I would Whiel away the hours, confirmin wit the flowers consulti with the rain.Ad my head Id be scrachin wile my thoughts were busy hatchin if I only had a brain. Oh I could tell you why Gryffidors are brave. I could think of things before I misbehave. And then I'd sit and think some more."
"With the thoughts youd be thinking you could be another Merlin If you only had a brain!" Sirius joined in he song
"I would dance and be Me-"
"Ok, thats enough of the singing." Sirius said.
"Okay. So.can I come? I won be any trouble cuz I cant think. And I wont try to manage things cuz I cant think. PLEASE!? OH PLEASE O PLEASE OH PUH- LEASE!?!?"
"ALRIGHT ALREADY! Sheesh, just shut up!" Sirius said.
"Sorry."
"'s alright. Well.to Somwhere?"
"To somewhere!"
"We're..of the see the Wizard the wizard of-"
"Whatd I say about singing?" Sirius warned.
And they were off. THEYR.Off to see the Wizard! The wonderful wizard of somewhere-
Sirius and Jimmy: SHUT UP!
Sorry.
TBC. Please R&R. Next up, REM-Er.The tin man.
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If I only had a brain.you could say that again
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Sirius made his way down the Yellow bri---
"Don't you mean the Blue stone road?"
Whatever you say Sirius.
"Why do you keep talking to me?"
you're the one who corrected me.
"Are you a voice in my head?"
^grinning^ Possibly.
"You scare me."
I know.
"Ok, shut up."
Ok.ok..
Hemhem.Anyways. Sirius continued down the BLUE STONE ROAD
"Much better."
Untill he came to the fork in the road. So, he picked the fork up and got some mashed potatoes out of his backpack and started eating it.
"What the hell?"
Just kidding.
"Weirdo."
This is what REALLY happened. Sirius looked round, a bit confused "Which way am I supposed to go?" "That way." Said a very familiar voice.
"J-James?"
"Who?"
Sirius looked up ad saw a scarecrow that looked.exactly like James
"Er...nevermind...wait...Did you just talk?"
"Ummm....I think so...."
"Iv finely lost it...I've gone nuts...call St.Mungos!" Sirius panicked.
"Maybe Im just being nieve , but it seems a lot of people go that way.." The scarecrow said pointing tward the left. "On the other hand THAT way looks nice too.Then again, what do I know? Im just a stuffed man. A good looking one."
"In your dreams." Sirius murmerd.
The screcrow looked down at him "Where ya trying to get anywayz, mate?"
"Er.Violet Town..to see the Wizard of Somewhere." Sirius said.
"Oh! I'v heard of that place! ..or.at least.I think I have.What am I saying? I don think at all!" The scarecrow said
"What do you mean, you dont think?" Sirius asked.
"Well, I don't have a.a..umm.whats it called again? The thing? The thing that does..stuff?"
"Er.a mushroom?"
"No.no that's not it."
"A brain?"
"THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE WORD!"
Sirius stared at the screcrow. "So you don think, eh?"
"Nope. Nadda thought." The scarecrow said grinning like the idiot he was.
"Well, dot feel bad, I don't think either. My friend Remus says that one day I'll think about something and my brain will ooze out my ears from working so hard." Sirius said, frowning. He realized he was starting to miss his friends. (Awwww)
"Well, that's a shame. Id do anything to have a brain." The scarecrow said
"Do you have a name?" Sirius asked.
"Yup."
"Well, what is it stupid!?"
"Jimmy."
Sirius laughed "You gotta be kidding me." he muttered.
"I dunno how to." Jimmy the scarecrow sighed.
"Er.I, um.guess you ca come with me to see the wizard."
"Oh, you see I would but.I.you see.ummm."
"Your stuck?"
"YEA!"
"Er.I suppose I can get you down."
"Ok. Thanks."
Sirius unclipped the Scarecrow from the pole. Jimmy fell to the ground.
"You ok?" Sirius asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yup.
"Can you get up?"
"Nope!" Jimmy still grinning like a loser.
Sirius rolled his eyes and helped Jimmy up.
"So Can I go?" Jimmy asked. "I REALLY, REALLY want a brain."
"Well.what would you if you had a brain?" Sirius asked.
"Well.I'd..I'd.I would Whiel away the hours, confirmin wit the flowers consulti with the rain.Ad my head Id be scrachin wile my thoughts were busy hatchin if I only had a brain. Oh I could tell you why Gryffidors are brave. I could think of things before I misbehave. And then I'd sit and think some more."
"With the thoughts youd be thinking you could be another Merlin If you only had a brain!" Sirius joined in he song
"I would dance and be Me-"
"Ok, thats enough of the singing." Sirius said.
"Okay. So.can I come? I won be any trouble cuz I cant think. And I wont try to manage things cuz I cant think. PLEASE!? OH PLEASE O PLEASE OH PUH- LEASE!?!?"
"ALRIGHT ALREADY! Sheesh, just shut up!" Sirius said.
"Sorry."
"'s alright. Well.to Somwhere?"
"To somewhere!"
"We're..of the see the Wizard the wizard of-"
"Whatd I say about singing?" Sirius warned.
And they were off. THEYR.Off to see the Wizard! The wonderful wizard of somewhere-
Sirius and Jimmy: SHUT UP!
Sorry.
TBC. Please R&R. Next up, REM-Er.The tin man.
