Okies! Nexed chapter! Sirius and..er..JIMMY.meet Re---The Tinman..

If I only had a heart..

Sirius and.Jimmy..continued down the Blue Stone road.HEY! I GOT IT RIGHT!

"Good for you."

Until Sirius got sort of hungry.

"Wow..I'm sort of hungry."

They came round a forest of Apple trees.well.acctualy it was one freakishly large apple tree.

"Wow.look apples.."

"Whats an apple?" Jimmy the scarecorw asked.

"You really are a idiot aren't you?"

"Yup."

"Well.come on." Sirius walked up to the tree and made a move to grab an apple when a giant branch swung down at him.

"What the- I didn't know the whomping willow was an apple tree!"

"Don't worry Sirius, I'll get you a apple."

"That's alright, I know what to do." Sirius said smirking. He quickly ran to the trunk of the tree and prodded the knot. The tree froze. Sirius took an apple. "That was too easy.."

Unfortunately he spoke to soon. All the trees started throwing apples at him.

"Bloody hell! Common, lets go!" Sirius said running away.

They continued walking until they..well.stopped.

"Hey look! Its Remus!" Sirius said pointing "Only..he's all silvery, which is odd cuz werewolves cant touch silver!" The two of them went up to the silvery wolfboy.

Remus: I take offence to that.

Sorry.

Sirius overlooked him "He seems to be frozen stiff."

"How do you know?" James asked

"He's not moving, stupid."

"Mmmmfmm!"

"What was that?"

"Mmmmmmfmmmmfmf!"

"I think he said 'Leg locking curse'." Jimmy said.

"You think?"

"No. I told you, I don't have a brain."

"Whatever."

"Mmmmmmmf!"

"And Silencing charm?"

"Mmmmhmmm!"

"Well..I know counter curse.would that work?" Sirius

"Hmmh."

"Im not a idiot!" Jimmy said

"Yes you are." Sirius said.

"Hmmh!"

"Oh.he was talking to me." Sirius blushed. He took out his wand and did the counter.

"Bout time!" Said the tinboy.

"Sorry." Sirius nd Jimmy appoligized

"S' ok."

"Remus, since when are you here?" Sirius askd.

"Im not Remus."

"Sorry, I keep forgetting im not in Hogwarts. So whas your name?"

"Romulus."

"This is a really cruel Joke." Sirius mumbled.

"So.you're a tinboy.this seems veugly familiar." Jimmy said.

"Really?" asked Sirius

"No." Jimmy shook his head.

"Well, Let me tell you it's a killer trying to transform when your made of metal." Romulus said.

"What did you say?" Sirius asked.

"Nevermind. Look, I haven't moved in ages.so if you could just help me out a bit with some more counter curses, thatd be great."

Sirius did so.

"Thanks a lot..er."

"Sirius."

"Sirius, got it."

"Well, your perfect now." Jimmy said.

"Perfect? I think not." Romulus said.

"What do you mean?" Sirius asked.

"You see, when I was put together, I never got a heart."

"No heart?"

"Nope."

"That sucks. Must be a killer trying to get a girl." Sirius said.

"You haven't the slightlest clue." Romulus said. "So, where you two headed?"

"To Violet town to see the wizard of somewhere. He's going to get a brain, and I need to get home." Sirius said.

"Oh, I know that place! Can I come?" Romulus asked.

"Well.what would you do if you had a heart?"

"When a boy's an empty kettle, he should be on his metal, and yet im torn apart. Just because im presumin' that I could be kinda human, if I only had a heart. Id be tender id be gentle and awful sentimental, regarding love and art. Id be friends with other students.I cant think of something that rhymes with students.if I only had a heart."

"Ok, that's enough of the singing." Sirius said.

"Good, I cant come up with any cleaver words." Romulus said. "So can I come?"

"Sure, as long as you don't talk half as much as this guy." Sirius nodded tward Jimmy.

"Don't worry, I have no heart, therefore, im quite unsocial." Romulus said.

"Good." Sirius said. "Lets go."

"Not so fast Black!"

Sirius, Jimmy and Romulus looked up to see..DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

SEVERUS!

"What do you want Snivelus?" Sirius asked.

"I want that broom!"

"Well, you cat have it. So HA!" Sirius stuck his tounge out. "Wow.that was corny."

Work with me here!

"Helping the boy along are you? My fine gentlemen?"

"What are you gay?" Romulus asked. Snape scowled.

"Watch it, or I'll make a Puffskien nest out of you!" He roared.

Romulus shut up.

"And I'll make a broom out of you!" He shot at Jimmy.

"Hey, Scarecrow, wan play quiditch?" Flames shot out at Jimmy.

"AH! HELP!"

Sirius put the flames out

"I'll get you! You'll see!" Snape disappeared.

"Don't worry Sirius, I'll get you to Violet town weather I get a brain or not."

"Me too. Weather I get a heart or not."

"Er.Thanks guys. You remind me of my friends back at home. Thanks a lot. Common lets get going."

And so they walked on..

TBC

Please R&R! Next up, the Lion! Or Peter.