Hey all! Im so sorry for the delay! I moved and my computer was JUST set
up! Sooooo sorry! Well, The story's really rolling along, isn't it? Well,
here's the next chapter! By the way, I had a hard time decided weather
Peter or Remus should be the lion. I could have made the Lion a werewolf
and Had Remus do it, but I don't see Remmie as the scared out of his wits
type, so, HEEEEEEEREEEEEEES PETER! (lets hope he scares himself to death)
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"If I only had the nerve."
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Sirius, Jimmy and Romulus made their way down the road until they hit.DUNDUNDUNDUUUUUN.. THE FORBIDDEN FOREST! "You don't think we'll meet any wild animals do you?" Jimmy asked
"Most likely." Romulus said, not seeming to scared, 'cuz, lets face it, he's a werewolf and he's made of tin.
"A-animals that eat s-s-straw?" Jimmy asked.
"Possibly, but mostly Werewolves and Centaurs and Hippogriffs." Romulus said, boredly.
"Werewolves?" Said Ja-Jimmy.
"And Centaurs?" Sirius said excitedly
"and Hippogriffs." Romulus nodded.
"Bloody hell." Sirius murmered.
"Werewolves and Centaurs and hippogriffs."
"If you want me to say 'Oh my' you got another thing coming." Sirius scowled.
Sorry.
Anyhoo, they walked quickly threw the forest until.
"ROAR!"
"AH! WEREWOLF!" Jimmy screeched, covering his head.
"That wasn't a werewolf, moron." Sirius said shaking his head.
"Then what was it, smart ass?" Jimmy asked
"Probably a Lion, Tiger or bear." Romulus said.
"Oh my." Sirius said. "Where the hell did that come from?"
Suddenly the Lion jumped out of the woods. "ROAR!"
Romulus and Jimmy exchanged fearful looks and ducked, covering their heads. "AHHHH!"
"Put em up put em up!" said the Lion, who looked oddly like Peter. "Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want! I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot!" He looked tward Romulus "Pulling a wand on me, eh?" Then tward Jimmy, who was trembling. "Sneaking up on my eh?"
Jimmy and Romulus exchanged confused looks.
"Scared, huh? Afraid, huh? Say, how long do you stay fresh in that can?" The lion laughed.
"Like I haven't head THAT crack befor.." Romulus rolled his eyes.
"Put your wand up you lopsided bag of hay!" The lion snarled tward Jimmy.
"Now that's getting personal, Lion!" Jimmy shuddered.
"Yes.get up and teach him a lesson, Jim." Romulus said.
"Well.whats wrong with.YOU teachin him?" Jimmy asked
"Well, I barely know him."
A small black cat meows from behind Sirius.
"Star?" Sirius says, recognizing it as Lily's pet cat. "What the."
"I'll get you anyways, pee wee." The Lion growled.
"Heh, go ahead. I hate the damn thing." Sirius laughed. "On the other hand.it belongs to Lily.she loves the little runt.what to do what to do.."
The Lion had begun to chase the cat around.
"Oh, alright." Sirius sighed. He whipped out his wand "Patrificus Totalus."
The Lion froze and fell to the ground. Sirius picked up the cat. "Next time, Im not saving you." He murmered. He undid the curse and the Lion stood up, crying.
"Teach you to pick on someone smaller then you." Sirius said.
"Wh-whatd you do that for? I d-didn't b-b-bite her!"
"You tried to." Said Sirius, triumphantly.
"Well, you didn't have to hex me! Is my nose bleeding!?"
"Oh course not, you big baby."
"Your right, I am a big baby.I haven't any courage at all! I even scare myself!"
"I know the feeling." Romulus muttered.
"Look at the circles under my eyes! I haven't slept in days!"
"Try counting sheep." Romulus suggested.
"That doesn't do any good.Im afraid of 'em."
"Pitty." Romulus and Jimmy muttered.
"Do you think the Wizard could help him too?" Jimmy asked.
"Well.I guess.but don't say I never did him any favors.Whats your name, Lion?" Sirius asked
Peter doesn't get a speacial name. Cuz I don't like him
"Figures." Sirius mumbled.
"Well, I would come.but wouldn't you feel.degraded.being seen in the presents of a cowardly lion?" Peter asked.
"Well, yes. But no one there knows me by reputation, so I suppose it doesn't really matter." Sirius said.
"Well, that's kind of you, I guess. My life has been absolutely unbarable."
Sirius sighed heavily. "Go ahead and sing your song."
"Its sad believe me Siri, when your born to be a sissy without the vim and verve. But I could show my prowess be a lion not a mouse (Cough*RAT*cough*) if I only had the nerve. Im afraid theirs no denyin' im just a dande-lion, afraid I don't deserve. Id be brave as a blizzard"
"Id be gentile as a Lizard."
"Id be cleaver as a gizzard.whatever that is."
"If the wizard is a wizard who will serve.."
"Then im sure to get a brain." Said Jimmy
"a heart." Said Romulus
"Away from you people.." Muttered Sirius
"Da nerve." Said Peter.
"Oh! We're off to see the wizard the wonderfull wizard of Somewhere!" Sang Peter, Romulus and Jimmy, they all looked tward Sirius.
"Oh, what the hell, if you cant beat 'em, join 'em."
"We hear he is a wiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was. If ever oh ever a wiz there was the wizard of somewhere is one because, because, because, because-"
"OK THAT'S ENOUGH SINGING! DAMN! You people are annoying!" Sirius grumbled. And one again, they were off on the Blue Stone road.thingy.
Once again, sorry for the delay. I'll update REALLY soon! Byee!
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"If I only had the nerve."
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Sirius, Jimmy and Romulus made their way down the road until they hit.DUNDUNDUNDUUUUUN.. THE FORBIDDEN FOREST! "You don't think we'll meet any wild animals do you?" Jimmy asked
"Most likely." Romulus said, not seeming to scared, 'cuz, lets face it, he's a werewolf and he's made of tin.
"A-animals that eat s-s-straw?" Jimmy asked.
"Possibly, but mostly Werewolves and Centaurs and Hippogriffs." Romulus said, boredly.
"Werewolves?" Said Ja-Jimmy.
"And Centaurs?" Sirius said excitedly
"and Hippogriffs." Romulus nodded.
"Bloody hell." Sirius murmered.
"Werewolves and Centaurs and hippogriffs."
"If you want me to say 'Oh my' you got another thing coming." Sirius scowled.
Sorry.
Anyhoo, they walked quickly threw the forest until.
"ROAR!"
"AH! WEREWOLF!" Jimmy screeched, covering his head.
"That wasn't a werewolf, moron." Sirius said shaking his head.
"Then what was it, smart ass?" Jimmy asked
"Probably a Lion, Tiger or bear." Romulus said.
"Oh my." Sirius said. "Where the hell did that come from?"
Suddenly the Lion jumped out of the woods. "ROAR!"
Romulus and Jimmy exchanged fearful looks and ducked, covering their heads. "AHHHH!"
"Put em up put em up!" said the Lion, who looked oddly like Peter. "Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want! I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot!" He looked tward Romulus "Pulling a wand on me, eh?" Then tward Jimmy, who was trembling. "Sneaking up on my eh?"
Jimmy and Romulus exchanged confused looks.
"Scared, huh? Afraid, huh? Say, how long do you stay fresh in that can?" The lion laughed.
"Like I haven't head THAT crack befor.." Romulus rolled his eyes.
"Put your wand up you lopsided bag of hay!" The lion snarled tward Jimmy.
"Now that's getting personal, Lion!" Jimmy shuddered.
"Yes.get up and teach him a lesson, Jim." Romulus said.
"Well.whats wrong with.YOU teachin him?" Jimmy asked
"Well, I barely know him."
A small black cat meows from behind Sirius.
"Star?" Sirius says, recognizing it as Lily's pet cat. "What the."
"I'll get you anyways, pee wee." The Lion growled.
"Heh, go ahead. I hate the damn thing." Sirius laughed. "On the other hand.it belongs to Lily.she loves the little runt.what to do what to do.."
The Lion had begun to chase the cat around.
"Oh, alright." Sirius sighed. He whipped out his wand "Patrificus Totalus."
The Lion froze and fell to the ground. Sirius picked up the cat. "Next time, Im not saving you." He murmered. He undid the curse and the Lion stood up, crying.
"Teach you to pick on someone smaller then you." Sirius said.
"Wh-whatd you do that for? I d-didn't b-b-bite her!"
"You tried to." Said Sirius, triumphantly.
"Well, you didn't have to hex me! Is my nose bleeding!?"
"Oh course not, you big baby."
"Your right, I am a big baby.I haven't any courage at all! I even scare myself!"
"I know the feeling." Romulus muttered.
"Look at the circles under my eyes! I haven't slept in days!"
"Try counting sheep." Romulus suggested.
"That doesn't do any good.Im afraid of 'em."
"Pitty." Romulus and Jimmy muttered.
"Do you think the Wizard could help him too?" Jimmy asked.
"Well.I guess.but don't say I never did him any favors.Whats your name, Lion?" Sirius asked
Peter doesn't get a speacial name. Cuz I don't like him
"Figures." Sirius mumbled.
"Well, I would come.but wouldn't you feel.degraded.being seen in the presents of a cowardly lion?" Peter asked.
"Well, yes. But no one there knows me by reputation, so I suppose it doesn't really matter." Sirius said.
"Well, that's kind of you, I guess. My life has been absolutely unbarable."
Sirius sighed heavily. "Go ahead and sing your song."
"Its sad believe me Siri, when your born to be a sissy without the vim and verve. But I could show my prowess be a lion not a mouse (Cough*RAT*cough*) if I only had the nerve. Im afraid theirs no denyin' im just a dande-lion, afraid I don't deserve. Id be brave as a blizzard"
"Id be gentile as a Lizard."
"Id be cleaver as a gizzard.whatever that is."
"If the wizard is a wizard who will serve.."
"Then im sure to get a brain." Said Jimmy
"a heart." Said Romulus
"Away from you people.." Muttered Sirius
"Da nerve." Said Peter.
"Oh! We're off to see the wizard the wonderfull wizard of Somewhere!" Sang Peter, Romulus and Jimmy, they all looked tward Sirius.
"Oh, what the hell, if you cant beat 'em, join 'em."
"We hear he is a wiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was. If ever oh ever a wiz there was the wizard of somewhere is one because, because, because, because-"
"OK THAT'S ENOUGH SINGING! DAMN! You people are annoying!" Sirius grumbled. And one again, they were off on the Blue Stone road.thingy.
Once again, sorry for the delay. I'll update REALLY soon! Byee!
