Disclaimer - Don't own it yada yada.geez I'm getting sick of saying that.
Reviewers -
Adrienne22 - Please don't die! Lol. U wanted it, well here it is doll. ;)
xShadowXLightx - 'Preciate it. U have a GREAT name btw! How awesome is that name?!!! Lol.
Also I desperately need help! How do you get a long chapter coz mine keep getting shortened! Waah! So this one is gonna be REALLY SHORT!!!! Next chappie is the one with the stuff I told u about last time. Kindly r&r telling me WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON!!!!!.
Onto the story -
Where we left off -
Cho and Billy made up. As you do. Uhh.let me think umm.oh yeah George LUVS Billy . . .Harry LUVS Cho . . .Draco is bloody jealous! (Don't ya' just love him when he's mad?!)
CHAPTER 4 - WHY BROOMSTICKS SHOULD HAVE AIRBAGS
'Ooh, loverboy's here!' Chorused Cho, as Billy blushed YET again.
Oliver scanned the ravenclaw table and spotted Billy, looking directly at him. Their eyes met for a split second, and the gaze was gone.
'Aaaaawwwww!!!!' Whined Billy, ten minutes after their brief meeting. Now it was her time to cry.
'He doesn't remember me!'
'I'm sure he remembers y . . .'
'He didn't even acknowledge my existence! Aaaaaawww I'm gonna go crawl into a hole now . . .'
'Ahh hun, now WOULD not be a convenient time to do that . . .'
'He's right behind me, isn't he?'
Cho nodded lightly, trying to suppress her laughter by taking a bight out of her toast . . .it didn't work.
'Aah . . .excuse me, Billy, is it?'
Billy looked in horror to the handsome figure standing directly behind her chair.
'Oh hi.' Said Billy, trying to sound cool, calm and collected, which she was obviously anything but.
'Yeah I was just wondering if you're playing quidditch . . .you know this season . . .with Cho that is . . .and . . .do you get what I'm saying here or should I . . .'
Billy was totally and utterly unaware that her mind had slipped into oblivion, lost in those sparkling brown eyes, that chiselled chin, the strong, flexed muscles perched lightly on top of his arms, that . . .
'I'm sorry, Oliver, what were you saying? I kinda lost it for a sec' there' Said Billy, in a matter of fact tone that could have, maybe possibly sounded the slightest bit snobby.
Maybe that was why he smiled at her, shook his head, said bye and left all in the course of three seconds.
Tweny minutes later
Billy Knight was walking back to her room, eyes glazed, quite possibly in a state of mental arrest . . . Cho Chang could not tell. All she COULD tell however was that Billy's suitcase was unusually messy.
There were clothes spilling out of it.
That was definitely not like Billy
Billy snapped out of her condition, juts in time to hear Cho's little yelp.
'What the f*ck happened here?!' Shouted Billy, scrambling over Cho's case to get to her own.
Ten minutes later
'Well . . .nothing seems to be missing hun. Looks like someone definitely wanted something though.
'Yeah I suppo . . .wait a second. Remember when we went to Hogsmeade in the holidays and there was that really nice lingerie sale? With the cute avocado coloured . . . MY G-STRING'S MISSING!!!!!!!
'Ok calm down sweetie. I'm sure . . .ok I'm sure some sick perve just figured out your combination and stole your G-string. Ok I suppose that's not so good, is it?
'NO!!!!' Look I need some fresh air. I'm going to take my broom down to the oval, get the bludger out and do some flying . . .Hey maybe the bludger'll hit me in the face and I'll WAKE UP!!!
Cho could not say or do anything.
Her friend strode out the door, carrying broom on shoulder, key to suitcase in hand.
Later on
'OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!' Moaned Cho as Billy strode back through the door to their room about an hour after she had walked out.
Billy was covered in dirt and her arm was in a sling. Her head had a massive bruise on it and her lip was slightly bleeding.
'Remind me to write to the ministry of sport in magic and request them to fit all brooms with a standard, full sized AIRBAG!'
end
A/N
OH POOR BILLY! First Olly ditches her, then her G-string is stolen, then she suffers a sever case of broom-crash!
Please review now with any ideas/constructive criticism/flames, whatever. Want . . .need . . .more reviews. Lol. Also who's the head of Ravenclaw house? Need that vital info. Is it Flitwick? CAN'T WRITE WITHOUT IT SO GET REVIEWIN'!!!!
Preview for next chappie -
Billy gets a second chance with Oliver
Draco appears again, except this time, he has a PLAN!!! (Dum Dum DUMMM!!!!)
Is that a G-string Ginny Weasley is wearing?! Is that . . .BILLY'S G- STRING?!!!!
Haha I'll leave you with that thought for now. Till next time,
Tanx(ypoo)
Reviewers -
Adrienne22 - Please don't die! Lol. U wanted it, well here it is doll. ;)
xShadowXLightx - 'Preciate it. U have a GREAT name btw! How awesome is that name?!!! Lol.
Also I desperately need help! How do you get a long chapter coz mine keep getting shortened! Waah! So this one is gonna be REALLY SHORT!!!! Next chappie is the one with the stuff I told u about last time. Kindly r&r telling me WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON!!!!!.
Onto the story -
Where we left off -
Cho and Billy made up. As you do. Uhh.let me think umm.oh yeah George LUVS Billy . . .Harry LUVS Cho . . .Draco is bloody jealous! (Don't ya' just love him when he's mad?!)
CHAPTER 4 - WHY BROOMSTICKS SHOULD HAVE AIRBAGS
'Ooh, loverboy's here!' Chorused Cho, as Billy blushed YET again.
Oliver scanned the ravenclaw table and spotted Billy, looking directly at him. Their eyes met for a split second, and the gaze was gone.
'Aaaaawwwww!!!!' Whined Billy, ten minutes after their brief meeting. Now it was her time to cry.
'He doesn't remember me!'
'I'm sure he remembers y . . .'
'He didn't even acknowledge my existence! Aaaaaawww I'm gonna go crawl into a hole now . . .'
'Ahh hun, now WOULD not be a convenient time to do that . . .'
'He's right behind me, isn't he?'
Cho nodded lightly, trying to suppress her laughter by taking a bight out of her toast . . .it didn't work.
'Aah . . .excuse me, Billy, is it?'
Billy looked in horror to the handsome figure standing directly behind her chair.
'Oh hi.' Said Billy, trying to sound cool, calm and collected, which she was obviously anything but.
'Yeah I was just wondering if you're playing quidditch . . .you know this season . . .with Cho that is . . .and . . .do you get what I'm saying here or should I . . .'
Billy was totally and utterly unaware that her mind had slipped into oblivion, lost in those sparkling brown eyes, that chiselled chin, the strong, flexed muscles perched lightly on top of his arms, that . . .
'I'm sorry, Oliver, what were you saying? I kinda lost it for a sec' there' Said Billy, in a matter of fact tone that could have, maybe possibly sounded the slightest bit snobby.
Maybe that was why he smiled at her, shook his head, said bye and left all in the course of three seconds.
Tweny minutes later
Billy Knight was walking back to her room, eyes glazed, quite possibly in a state of mental arrest . . . Cho Chang could not tell. All she COULD tell however was that Billy's suitcase was unusually messy.
There were clothes spilling out of it.
That was definitely not like Billy
Billy snapped out of her condition, juts in time to hear Cho's little yelp.
'What the f*ck happened here?!' Shouted Billy, scrambling over Cho's case to get to her own.
Ten minutes later
'Well . . .nothing seems to be missing hun. Looks like someone definitely wanted something though.
'Yeah I suppo . . .wait a second. Remember when we went to Hogsmeade in the holidays and there was that really nice lingerie sale? With the cute avocado coloured . . . MY G-STRING'S MISSING!!!!!!!
'Ok calm down sweetie. I'm sure . . .ok I'm sure some sick perve just figured out your combination and stole your G-string. Ok I suppose that's not so good, is it?
'NO!!!!' Look I need some fresh air. I'm going to take my broom down to the oval, get the bludger out and do some flying . . .Hey maybe the bludger'll hit me in the face and I'll WAKE UP!!!
Cho could not say or do anything.
Her friend strode out the door, carrying broom on shoulder, key to suitcase in hand.
Later on
'OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!' Moaned Cho as Billy strode back through the door to their room about an hour after she had walked out.
Billy was covered in dirt and her arm was in a sling. Her head had a massive bruise on it and her lip was slightly bleeding.
'Remind me to write to the ministry of sport in magic and request them to fit all brooms with a standard, full sized AIRBAG!'
end
A/N
OH POOR BILLY! First Olly ditches her, then her G-string is stolen, then she suffers a sever case of broom-crash!
Please review now with any ideas/constructive criticism/flames, whatever. Want . . .need . . .more reviews. Lol. Also who's the head of Ravenclaw house? Need that vital info. Is it Flitwick? CAN'T WRITE WITHOUT IT SO GET REVIEWIN'!!!!
Preview for next chappie -
Billy gets a second chance with Oliver
Draco appears again, except this time, he has a PLAN!!! (Dum Dum DUMMM!!!!)
Is that a G-string Ginny Weasley is wearing?! Is that . . .BILLY'S G- STRING?!!!!
Haha I'll leave you with that thought for now. Till next time,
Tanx(ypoo)
