Ok, im gonna update this story now. YAY! Lol. So here we go...in this chappy,
we see more of the wicked bi—WITCH of the west...that means more Sevvie-
poo....Sevvie-poo? What the....
Sirius: Hellloooooooo, can we get back to ME!?
Oh, yes, sorry.
Sirius: Can I do the disclaimer this time? Pleeeeeaaaaaassssseee!?
NO!
Sirius: Please?
No!
Sirius: Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!?!
Oh fine!
Sirius: Tara doesn't own anything except a crummy laptop and some typing skills, other then that shes just a pathetic little girl who has no social life and spends her free time making up stories that I get into trouble in...and shes failing math.
I AM NOT!
Sirius: Yes you are.
Anyways, it doesn't matter, and just for that your going to be punished in one of my stories. MUAHAHAHA! ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~The nameless chapter, or lack of creativity...~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~
Severus Snape stalked around his dungeon. "I HATE HIM! ....I hate him not....I HATE HIM!....I hate him not....I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HIM!!!! Him and those annoying, brainless, heartless, courage-less friends of his! THEY MUST BE DESTROYED! And that little cat too...MUAHAHAHAHAHA-cough-AHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed evilly. Though, it sounded more like a dying goose with a trumpet down its throat...
Severus: HEY!
Well, its true! Just go back to the story.
Severus: Fine! But stop insulting me.
"Now, how shall I do it? I know...I can turn him into a flea...a harmless little flea. And I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box-"
Uh...dude?
"And then I'll mail that box to my self-"
Er...Sev?
"And when it arrives MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
SNIVULUS!
"Yea?"
Wrong movie.
"...Oh.....Well, then, I'll just have to put him to sleep with these POPPIES!" He held up a poppy seed bagle.
Yea...that's the wrong kinda poppy....
"...OH SHUT UP!"
~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Back with our Friends~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
"I'm hungry." Sirius drawled.
"I'm Jimmy." Said Jimmy brightly.
"...Moron." Sirius mumbled.
"Im hungry and thirsty." Peter whined.
"I don't care." Romulus said matter- of -factly.
"Hey look a bagle!" Sirius said skipping merrily—
Sirius: WHAT!? I do NOT SKIP!
Well, you do now!
Sirius: No I don't!
Oh fine.
Sirius ran to the bagle. "Oh...Poppy seeds!"
"I hate Poppy seeds...." Romulus said.
"....you hate everything don't you?" Sirius said
"Well, that's not entirely true, im particularly fond of French Poodles....." Romulus said smirking. (Lol, inside joke. To Pammy: "Hey! James made the pretty Poodles go away! Her name was Lola...." "She was a show dog...")
"Ooooooookaaaaaaaaaay." Sirius said slowly. He then picked up the bagle and took a bite of it. It had cream cheese...yea the cream and the cheese and the creamy cheese. Don't you love creamy creamy cheesey cheesey creamy cream cheese? Ahem....moving on...
"....What about me?" Peter inquired.
"....I dunno, What about you?"
"...Well, Im hungry too."
"And that's my problem becaaaaaaaaaause?" Sirius asked slowly.
"Just give him some of the damn bagle befor I gauge your eyes out with a spork, Sirius." (YAY! SPROKS! O.O' sorry, I have an obsession...) Romulus growled.
"Oh fine. Here." He broke off half and gave it to Peter.
Sirius yawned "Im tired...Im gonna get some sleep...."
"What!? No, you cant sleep now! We're almost there! AND I WANT MY BRAIN!" Jimmy cried.
"Oh quit your blubbering you overstuffed hay bag!" Romulus snapped.
"And I want him to get a heart that way he doesn't insult everything he comes across!" Jimmy complained
"Oh yea!?"
"YEA!"
While they fought, Sirius, Peter and Lily's kitty cat slept.
TBC
Disclaimer again: I don't own the line about Cream cheese, that's Illwillpress.com (Foamy) The line from Emperors new Groove aint mine either.
Ok, bad news. FF.Net is canceling all my stories! So hurry up and read them while there still up and running!
Ok, heres the good news, it's the Marauders fave day of the year! Say it guys:
Marauders: APRIL FOOLS!
Lol. My stories are stayin. ;) so, ttyl.
Marauders: Byeeeeee!
Please r&r!
Sirius: Hellloooooooo, can we get back to ME!?
Oh, yes, sorry.
Sirius: Can I do the disclaimer this time? Pleeeeeaaaaaassssseee!?
NO!
Sirius: Please?
No!
Sirius: Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!?!
Oh fine!
Sirius: Tara doesn't own anything except a crummy laptop and some typing skills, other then that shes just a pathetic little girl who has no social life and spends her free time making up stories that I get into trouble in...and shes failing math.
I AM NOT!
Sirius: Yes you are.
Anyways, it doesn't matter, and just for that your going to be punished in one of my stories. MUAHAHAHA! ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~The nameless chapter, or lack of creativity...~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~
Severus Snape stalked around his dungeon. "I HATE HIM! ....I hate him not....I HATE HIM!....I hate him not....I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HIM!!!! Him and those annoying, brainless, heartless, courage-less friends of his! THEY MUST BE DESTROYED! And that little cat too...MUAHAHAHAHAHA-cough-AHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed evilly. Though, it sounded more like a dying goose with a trumpet down its throat...
Severus: HEY!
Well, its true! Just go back to the story.
Severus: Fine! But stop insulting me.
"Now, how shall I do it? I know...I can turn him into a flea...a harmless little flea. And I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box-"
Uh...dude?
"And then I'll mail that box to my self-"
Er...Sev?
"And when it arrives MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
SNIVULUS!
"Yea?"
Wrong movie.
"...Oh.....Well, then, I'll just have to put him to sleep with these POPPIES!" He held up a poppy seed bagle.
Yea...that's the wrong kinda poppy....
"...OH SHUT UP!"
~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Back with our Friends~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
"I'm hungry." Sirius drawled.
"I'm Jimmy." Said Jimmy brightly.
"...Moron." Sirius mumbled.
"Im hungry and thirsty." Peter whined.
"I don't care." Romulus said matter- of -factly.
"Hey look a bagle!" Sirius said skipping merrily—
Sirius: WHAT!? I do NOT SKIP!
Well, you do now!
Sirius: No I don't!
Oh fine.
Sirius ran to the bagle. "Oh...Poppy seeds!"
"I hate Poppy seeds...." Romulus said.
"....you hate everything don't you?" Sirius said
"Well, that's not entirely true, im particularly fond of French Poodles....." Romulus said smirking. (Lol, inside joke. To Pammy: "Hey! James made the pretty Poodles go away! Her name was Lola...." "She was a show dog...")
"Ooooooookaaaaaaaaaay." Sirius said slowly. He then picked up the bagle and took a bite of it. It had cream cheese...yea the cream and the cheese and the creamy cheese. Don't you love creamy creamy cheesey cheesey creamy cream cheese? Ahem....moving on...
"....What about me?" Peter inquired.
"....I dunno, What about you?"
"...Well, Im hungry too."
"And that's my problem becaaaaaaaaaause?" Sirius asked slowly.
"Just give him some of the damn bagle befor I gauge your eyes out with a spork, Sirius." (YAY! SPROKS! O.O' sorry, I have an obsession...) Romulus growled.
"Oh fine. Here." He broke off half and gave it to Peter.
Sirius yawned "Im tired...Im gonna get some sleep...."
"What!? No, you cant sleep now! We're almost there! AND I WANT MY BRAIN!" Jimmy cried.
"Oh quit your blubbering you overstuffed hay bag!" Romulus snapped.
"And I want him to get a heart that way he doesn't insult everything he comes across!" Jimmy complained
"Oh yea!?"
"YEA!"
While they fought, Sirius, Peter and Lily's kitty cat slept.
TBC
Disclaimer again: I don't own the line about Cream cheese, that's Illwillpress.com (Foamy) The line from Emperors new Groove aint mine either.
Ok, bad news. FF.Net is canceling all my stories! So hurry up and read them while there still up and running!
Ok, heres the good news, it's the Marauders fave day of the year! Say it guys:
Marauders: APRIL FOOLS!
Lol. My stories are stayin. ;) so, ttyl.
Marauders: Byeeeeee!
Please r&r!
