DISCLAIMER - DON'T OWN IT.

Reviewers - Thanks to the few of you that actually reviewed ( Glad u like it.

I'm getting straight into the story coz I'm bored and I'm tired and if my mum wasn't sleeping and she knew I was doing this, she would kill me. Anyways I'm inspired so get ready for a short, fun filled chapter guys!!!

If u wanna know what happened previously like I usually do, go to the previous chapter and read 4 yourself (.

Chapter 5 - DON'T MESS WITH LUNA LOVEGOOD!!

It was dinner time at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and Billy Knight was trying to imagine what she would say to Oliver Wood if, again, given the chance. The only problem was, I mean, you try role-playing with a bowl of split-pea soup.

Cho Chang was at Quidditch practice, because the Ravenclaw v. Slytherin match was on tomorrow and Lucas Froydd (The new Ravenclaw quidditch captain) was on the verge of a mental breakdown.

So Billy was sitting there, next to Loony Luna Lovegood, (A/N - don't we just LOVE Luna?! She's my fave character) who was vaguely looking up at the ceiling, sipping her pumpkin from her treasured flask that bore the emblem of the unpopular wizarding magazine, 'The Quibbler' of which her father was editor.

'So, Lovegood, how do you think the match will go tomorrow?' Said Billy, breaking the awkward silence.

'Oh, the stars in the sky tell me that the outcome of tomorrow's match may favour our way.'

'Then again, they MAY not, right?'

'Do you wish Ravenclaw to lose?'

'Oh no, I was just . . .thinking.'

Luna went back to her stargazing and Billy was trying to decide what had more personality - Luna Lovegood or Billy's split-pea soup.

Then out of the blue, Lovegood said something very strange -

'Tell me, Winifred, (Billy winced at the sound of her real name . . .A/N - WAIT!!! You didn't know that her name was Winifred did you? Coz' I never told you!!! Well now you know. Yes shock horror, but the name does have a good ring to it) If I were to take two pumpkins from three pumpkins, how many pumpkins would I have?

'Well that's easy . . .you would have one pumpkin. Now would you mind telling me what that had to do with the quidditch match tomorrow?'

'First of all, Billy, you are wrong. You would not have one pumpkin, you would have two pumpkins . . .'

'But . . .'

'What you take is what you have.' Said Luna, with a slight, wispy smile gracing her delicate face.

'Again, the relevance. . .'

' Secondly, put three people together and take away two, YOU said that you would be left with one. That 'one' is you. Those two are Oliver Wood and myself.

'So you're . . .'

'My immediate answer when I was first asked the question I just posed was that you would be left with two pumpkins, or people as a mentioned before. Again, Billy, Oliver and I are those two. You can't win.

'You bi . . .'

' Oliver and I have not 'broken up,' we are just having some space. If I see you anywhere NEAR my man I will hunt you down and I will . . .'

'Honey, we live in THE SAME ROOM. And I'm not threatened by this. You're just a desperate lowlife, I bet YOU were the one who stole my G-String!'

'I did no such th . . .'

'You're a sick girl, Luna, go see . . .see a shrink or something.'

'You can't insult me like that, my father is the editor of the Quibbler . . .'

'Oh and just for your information, a) Oliver is completely over you, why else would he be flirting with ME?! And b) your daddy's magazine STINKS!!!

****

A/N -

WHEW! Get a load a' that!!! Meeeeeoooowwww!!!!!! Luna Lovegood, who woulda thunk it?! (Well I suppose I did but that's beside the point.)

So what did you think?! Like that little 'twist'? I don't think anyone would have guessed that Luna Lovegood was Oliver's ex . . .or was she?

Tanx . . . . . . . (ypoo)