Most Important Mission
By: Sakura Katsana
Sakura: Hey everyone (8th grade gets annoying so just to let you know)
Inuyasha: You're in the eighth grade?
Sakura: Duh. I told you yesterday *Sighs*
Inuyasha: Oh.
Sakura: On with the chapter! Inuyasha, go hang out with Kagome in that walk in closet. XD
Inuyasha: WHAT?! O_O
Sakura: Go on, you know you want to! R&R everyone!
Shout outs:
Yun Fei: Good question! I think a lot of people might be wondering that. Ok, he wears the headphones where his human ears would go on very low volume. This way he is can hear it with his dog-ears without hurting them. Because come on people, everyone needs headphones, even the hanyou himself!
Inushemeeko: Thanks for loving Chapter 3: Returning Home too! I hope you like this chapter too! (It's my fave so far! And the longest!)
Michellethemiko fan: I still love your name. LOL. I will be writing this story for a while, don't worry.
The one and only Inu: LOL. Thanks for reviewing hope you like this chapter too!
~Sakura
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"Inuyasha wake up." Sango shook her friend. "Inuyasha... Ramen." Sango laughed as he slowly woke up sniffing the air.
"Liar." Inuyasha scoffed and slowly got out of his seat to go on with their mission.
"Sango? I think I have a plan." Inuyasha grinned and began to whisper, "How about they think we can't speak Japanese?" He laughed at his own clever trick.
"Come on Inuyasha, this isn't a game." Sango punched him in the ribs. "This is serious," she began to think about the idea though. 'It seems like it would be funny... Wait, what am I thinking? I've gone along with too many of Inuyasha's pranks.'
"Whatever," Inuyasha growled as they picked up their luggage. (A/N: I don't know about Japanese airports so just go with me, thanks.) "Here, lemme carry that." Inuyasha nodded towards the suitcase Sango carried.
"No thanks. I can handle my own bags dog boy." She smiled as they left the airport pick up station. "So where are we supposed to meet the agents picking us up?" Sango looked around.
"Well they said they were going to be by the exit." Inuyasha acted like he didn't care. "There they are." He gestured towards two men in suits.
"They look friendly." Sango sighed as they walked towards their escorts.
"Sure do." Inuyasha laughed. "English time."
"Shut up." She nudged him in the ribs again and they followed the two silent escorts to a black car. It had the 'new car' smell, which always made Sango get a headache.
"Tokyo. Just like I remember it." Sango smiled at Inuyasha who gave a small smile back. "I've been here before." She sighed looking around.
"I've never been here." Inuyasha sighed. "I only remember a little of Japan."
Sango laughed as they entered the limo still talking in English, which gave the escorts the wrong idea. They spoke in Japanese now 'knowing' that these two agents didn't speak any of it. "So Jo, do you think these agents are for real? They can't even speak Japanese!" His partner laughed as Inuyasha and Sango glared at the two.
"Do they think we're stupid?" Sango growled, as she was about to punch one's lights out. Inuyasha luckily, for the two partners, held onto her.
"Ah well, just wait till they find out. Idiots." 'I'm glad I remembered to use idiot instead of baka.' Inuyasha sighed.
Soon they arrived at the secret entrance to the base. Inuyasha and Sango stepped out and onto the wet asphalt back of a bank. "Why the hell are we here?" Sango frowned at her surroundings. Then they saw why.
"Oh." Inuyasha laughed, "This is like an old spy film! Sliding down holes?" Inuyasha jumped into the hole and slid down. "Come on Sang-" He was pushed to the floor as Sango toppled onto him.
"Sorry!" She jumped off and looked around. The two partners had left and a small old man sat in a chair smiling at them.
***
"Hello. You must be Inuyasha and Sango." Master Myouga smiled. "I'm Master Myouga." He looked from Inuyasha to Sango. "You have Japanese names, you speak it can't you?"
The two best friends began to laugh, "Of course we can!" Sango patted Inuyasha on the back. "We both lived here a few years."
"Good. Well you'll be sharing rooms with two of our top agents here. I'll let them in." Myouga smiled at the door. "Come in." In stepped one girl with raven hair holding her collapsible bow and guy with his black hair in a low ponytail holding his staff. "I'll let them take it from here." He smiled and left the room.
"I'm Higurashi Kagome." Kagome put out a hand in front of Sango. "You'll be sharing my room." Kagome looked at Miroku and grinned. She walked over to him, "This is perfect! By the look on their faces they don't even speak Japanese!" Kagome laughed and walked back over to the two new agents.
"Well since they think that let's just play along." Sango whispered coolly to Inuyasha who grinned right back.
"Welcome to my side," He looked up to look at the other agent in the room.
"Hi. I'm Miroku Ayushima." Miroku shook Inuyasha's hand and smiled. "You'll be sharing my room, come with us." Miroku turned and realized they really didn't know Japanese.
Inuyasha and Sango pretended to play dumb. They soon followed Miroku and Kagome out into the hall. "Inuyasha, they really think we'd come here without knowing our native language!" Sango growled but soon smiled when Miroku and Kagome looked back at them strangely.
"The bastards." Inuyasha laughed. "They have no idea." They continued down the hall until they reached the two Japanese agent's rooms.
"Here we are. This is were you can put your stuff." Miroku gestured Inuyasha into his room and showed him where he would sleep.
"Come on, my room's over here." Kagome smiled at Sango and then led her a room cluttered with CDs.
Sango smiled politely and tried to talk to her to see what would happen. "My name's Sango," she smiled to herself when she realized Kagome had no idea.
'What is she saying? Gods, in a way I wished she could speak Japanese.' Kagome smiled and pointed to where Sango's things could go. "We're treating you two to diner tonight." Kagome tried to think of what word 'dinner' was in English. "Dinner?" She looked puzzled at Sango who smiled and nodded.
'This is perfect.' Sango smiled and unzipped her suitcase pulling out a blue silk kimono-like dress with golden flower designs. It was her mothers and thought since she was here she would wear it.
"Wow, that's beautiful." Kagome smiled and walked towards Sango. "Well we'll be going to a restaurant that only speaks Japanese so we'll be ordering for you." Kagome looked again at the clueless-looking Sango.
***
"So." Miroku looked at Inuyasha. "What do you think so far?"
Inuyasha couldn't help but smile but tried to look confused. "Sorry. Don't speak Japanese." He shook his head pleasing himself at his good acting.
"Kagome and I decided to take you out for dinner so you might want to change," Miroku looked at Inuyasha who tried to continue looking dumbfounded. "Eating out." Miroku tried to speak English only to see Inuyasha laughing.
"Ok." Inuyasha nodded walking over to his suitcase and looked around for some dress clothes.
***
"Kagome, you have the money?" Miroku looked at his watch.
"Yep. Oh, let's use our car!" Kagome grinned at Miroku who was grinning back.
"Fine. I guess if you want to impress the-" Miroku was cut off as Kagome raced to her room and grabbed the car keys. "Let's go!"
"I wonder if it's anything like your car that's coming over by ship?" Inuyasha grinned when Sango said this.
"Who gives a damn?" Inuyasha sighed and they followed the proud Kagome to the car. They left the corridors and entered a very clean parking lot. "My car is always the best no one ever beats it."
Kagome and Miroku continued walking as Kagome pulled out a set of keys and pushed a button on the key chain. A car a few feet away beeped showing it was unlocked and Kagome turned to smile at the two agents.
"It's not like ours but it's nice." Sango shrugged and they followed the proud Kagome to the car.
"This is our ride. Like it?" Kagome winked and opened the back door. "Let's go!" Kagome started the engine.
Miroku slid into the front passengers seat and then they drove off. "So how do you like the car?" Kagome turned on the radio and J-pop blared through the speakers. Miroku looked into the rear view mirror to look at Inuyasha and Sango who were talking in English.
"It's nice," Sango sighed. "But nothing like yours so far," Sango looked at Inuyasha who was sniffing the car carefully.
"Feh," Inuyasha leaned back closing his eyes. "Nothing at all like mine. Can't wait till it gets here."
"When's it supposed to?" Sango looked up at the rear view mirror
"Today or tomorrow," Inuyasha looked at a claw and grinned. "The Shikon Jewel will be safe soon." He smirked at Sango who was smiling back. Then he noticed they had the full attention of the two agents up front. "What are they staring at?"
"Your claws maybe?" Sango rolled her eyes and looked at Kagome with her death glare.
"Is it just me or did it just become a whole lot colder in here?" Miroku shuddered and turned back to the Maxim he had.
"Isn't that crap in English?" Kagome sighed turning left.
"Yeah but it's not like I'm reading anything." Miroku nudged Kagome who jerked away disgusted.
"Pervert." Inuyasha sighed and turned to Sango. "Maxim. I hated that magazine." He saw the shocked expression on Sango's face. "What? I'm a damn guy what do you expect wench?"
"Never mind." Sango began to laugh and turned back to look out the window. "It's so nice outside," Sango looked at the rear view mirror to see Miroku staring at her from the corner of his eye. "What the hell's he staring at?" Sango looked at him just as he quickly looked away.
"You're slow today," Inuyasha sighed and grabbed a magazine from under the back seat. "Playboy." Inuyasha sighed and opened it anyway.
"Pervert." Sango rolled her eyes. "Why am I slow?"
"If you don't see it why should I bother?" Inuyasha turned the page to see and pull out. "Whoa." He gave a small smile and turned the page. "When the hell are we getting there?" Inuyasha growled and threw the magazine behind the seat.
Sango ignored his eyes and continued looking out the window. "Who cares? It's fun having them not know we speak Japanese."
"We're here!" Kagome opened her car door and got out. She grinned at Miroku who grinned back. "Ready?" Kagome walked into the restaurant and waited for everyone to enter. The restaurant was beautiful with around twenty shojis which each had their own table. (A/N: Shoji is a movable room partition made out of wood and rice paper. The doors slide on tracks. ^.^)
"It's... Beautiful!" Sango looked at the pleased face of Miroku who guessed her face's reaction was pure excitement.
"Kagome, maybe we should just stop showing off and making it hard for them." Miroku bowed as a lady led them to their shoji.
"Oh come on, they think they're better than us I know it!" Kagome knelt down at their table and looked at their menu.
***
"That was a good meal wasn't it?" Kagome smiled at the two annoyed American agents. She had been holding in laughs ever since their food arrived and she had insisted on ordering them a 'special welcoming dish' that wasn't special at all. It was a food no one but the rich really enjoyed and that was because they ate it since they were young. It was called Shojomin (A/N: Made up food!) and it was horrible.
Inuyasha and Sango both had eaten it grudgingly and now Sango looked a bit sick. On the other hand Inuyasha was fine with it. Kagome was amazed neither had thrown up yet and was a bit impressed.
"Well time to go!" Kagome bowed and they all got up heading towards their car. Once they were outside Kagome and Miroku stopped abruptly and looked over near where they had parked. A sleek silver sports car was parked and a man in a suit was leaning against it.
Inuyasha grinned, amused at the two's shocked faces. Inuyasha looked at Sango who returned the grin. "Should we forget the prank now?" Sango nodded in agreement and Inuyasha turned towards the car. "Damn it Joe! Don't lean on her." Inuyasha couldn't help but laugh at the shocked expressions on the two agents' faces. (A/N: Up till now Inuyasha and Sango had been speaking in English, when he said that last phrase it was in Japanese.)
"Y-you speak Japanese?" Kagome suddenly blurted out.
"Well duh! What idiotic agent comes without knowing the language." Sango winked and turned to the laughing Inuyasha. "P.S., we are both from Tokyo." Sango looked from the angry Kagome to the shocked Miroku.
"This is your car?" Kagome gawked at the silver car that the 'Joe' guy had quickly stopped leaning on.
"No. It's the president of Japan's." Inuyasha scoffed and walked over to his car. "How have you been doing?" He patted Joe on the back and opened the car door. "Thanks for the ride over but we'll drive back in Fang. You lead the way." He was still amused at the looks on Kagome and Miroku's faces.
"Humph!" Kagome turned on her heel and walked over to her car. "Come on Miroku." Kagome began muttering something about damn bastards but the purring of both fine-tuned cars muffled her voice out.
"That was fun," Sango smiled and hopped in the passenger's seat of Fang. "I see your 'baby' is still perfect as usual. I love when you worry about her." Sango teased.
"Shut the hell up. Fang isn't my 'baby' Fang is Fang. My car, not my baby." Inuyasha growled and turned on the engine as an American CD began to play. "Well since they're gone we'll just have to go on our own."
"So what, we'll beat then there anyway!" Sango leaned back and looked on the tracking screen. They're turning on Okina, but we can get there faster on Ikkoku." Sango smiled as Inuyasha raced from the parking lot and grinned. He was finally back in his car.
***
"Show offs." Kagome pouted while turning on Ka Street.
"Come on Kagome, you know we were too. I think they were just returning the favor." Miroku smiled at his best friend's frown. "At least now everything is out in the open."
"Whatever." Kagome spun around the corner. "I don't give a damn how cool his car is because we're gonna get there first!" Kagome pushed on the breaks and headed down the street.
***
"Turn left then we're there." Sango grinned. "I bet they thought they could beat us." She laughed and looked over at Inuyasha who was clutching the wheel like he was one with Fang. He had worked on this car since it was an old Honda. Now it was a car that could beat any other at any race and could chase any criminal known to the world.
Inuyasha's eyes focused on the turns and he felt at home. He had worked all his frustration out on this car until it was perfect. This car had served him well every time he got in. No matter how late he was going to be Fang somehow managed to get him there in time. Maybe it was just his imagination. "Feh." He scoffed still smiling. "No one. No one at all can beat Fang and me." Inuyasha zoomed by the corner and parked out in front of where Kagome and Miroku would be stopping.
Sango stepped out with a smug grin on her face. She was the only person other than Inuyasha that was allowed to lean on Fang and she took full advantage. Inuyasha rolled his eyes but kept a grin on his face as she did so. She smirked when Kagome and Miroku zoomed up a few seconds later. Kagome skidded to a halt and gawked at the car in front of her.
"How the hell?" Miroku stuck his head out of the tinted window.
Kagome still looked shocked. She saw Inuyasha leaning back in the driver's seat with his arm out and his hand resting on the top of the car. He was smugly grinning and Sango was leaning on the side grinning herself. "How the hell did you get here so damn fast?" Kagome yelled through the window.
"Feh." Inuyasha continued to grin. "No one beats me and Fang." Inuyasha grinned and stepped out of his car.
"But we were ahead of you!" Kagome stepped out of her car. "This car is the fastest anywhere!"
"Until we came," Inuyasha stepped out of his car. "This car has never lost a race."
"You race with it?" Kagome ignored Miroku's arm grabbing hers trying to calm her down. She continued yelling angrily. 'How does he have time to race *Fang* if he's an agent? Doesn't he go to college?' Kagome stood there angrily waiting for a response.
"Isn't that what I just said wench?" Inuyasha leaned up against Fang and turned to Sango who was just watching the show.
"WENCH? YOU DAMN BASTARD HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT?" Kagome slammed her car door and walked closer to Inuyasha and his car.
"Look, Inuyasha calls everyone names. Calm the hell down." Sango walked around to the driver's side and glared at Kagome.
"Thanks wench." Inuyasha nudged Sango who smiled back at him and then continued to glare at Kagome.
"He even calls me that!" Sango began to curse in English, which made Inuyasha laugh since he could understand it. Kagome and Miroku just stood there staring. "Gods!" She leaned up against Fang and breathed heavily.
"WELL HE SHOULDN'T!" Kagome wasn't about to admit her mistake without a fight. She looked at Inuyasha who was wincing slightly at her tone. She looked back at Miroku and then to Sango, neither of them were wincing. "Am I yelling too loud for you Inuyasha?" Kagome growled.
"Feh." Inuyasha opened his car door and slid in. "Bitch." He growled. "What in all the hells is your problem?" He turned to Sango who was already sliding back into her seat. Inuyasha turned the key and the car started. He turned on the music and him and Sango drove off down the road.
"Wait. I thought there was only one hell" Kagome thought about it. "Damn baka!" Kagome whirled around to look at her partner. He was looking at the ground avoiding her gaze. "What's wrong?"
"Kagome, I think you overreacted just because they beat us here. You know you become quite competitive." Miroku still didn't look at his best friend. Instead he looked at her car.
"I know. He just finds ways to tick me off and his girlfriend isn't helping anything!" Kagome walked over to her car and opened the car door. "Let's go find them, they'll get lost out there." Kagome sighed and looked over at Miroku whose face had fallen even more after the word 'girlfriend'.
***
"What the hell was that bitch's problem?" Inuyasha growled as they turned another corner. "I don't know what the hell I did but she took it hard." He clutched the wheel tighter and he continued to drive.
"I have no clue. I think she was jealous," Sango brushed the hair out of her face. "Look, you beat her in a race and not to mention your car's looks are way cooler." Sango took a deep breath. "She doesn't like us."
"Thanks for stating the obvious. You're right about the jealousy thing though." Inuyasha pulled into a parking lot and leaned into his chair. "I need to get this damn annoyance out!" Inuyasha pounded his steering wheel.
"Get out." Sango opened her car door. Inuyasha looked at her blankly. "Come on!" She closed the car door and stood in the parking lot.
"What the hell?" Inuyasha got out and stared at his best friend with a confused face. "What are you doing?" He watched as Sango took on a fighting stance. "Come on, no one's around. Take it out on me." Inuyasha looked skeptical. "We'll have more practice then they do." Sango smiled.
"Fine." Inuyasha took on his own fighting stance, "Hand to hand no weapons." He grinned and rushed towards her. He did a bioair (A/N: This kind of vocab is Martial Arts Moves. Be proud! I finally remembered the moves!) and landed an inch in front of her. "One point." He growled.
"You didn't hit me!" Sango pushed his shoulder. "No points."
"We don't have on armor. Why hurt each other when we could hurt Kagome and Miroku?" He grinned.
"Inuyasha one." Sango sighed and they resumed fighting.
***
Where the hell are they?" Kagome drove towards an empty parking lot. "There they are," Kagome pointed towards the single car in the parking lot. It was glistening in the moonlight; Kagome envied its metallic silver paint and its high speed.
"W-what the hell are they doing?" Miroku squinted to see the two fighting fiercely in the moonlight.
"It looks like they're fighting each other!" Kagome skidded to a halt a few yards away from the two agents and turned off the car lights. "What the hell happened? Sango was defending him a few minutes ago!"
"Is that the best you got wench?" Inuyasha laughed at Sango and performed a dragon lancer. He dodged her oncoming dropkick attack and rushed towards her.
"You done being annoyed yet?" Sango teased as she jumped up nine feet in the air.
"Whoa." Miroku stared at the attacks they performed towards each other. "That is way higher than I can jump." Miroku sighed. "Do you think they mean what they're doing?"
"I. I think they're practicing." Kagome sat in silence watching them dish out moves right and left. They dodged, swerved, kicked, punched, and everything else they could do towards each other. "Wait. Don't they have weapons?" Kagome smiled to herself. "How can they not have weapons?" She began to laugh.
Miroku just sighed. "Well I don't think they'd carry them all around Tokyo. We don't." Miroku reasoned.
"Always trying to find an answer to everything don't you?" Kagome sighed knowing he was probably right anyway. "Whatever, at least we can see their moves before they see ours." She laughed a bit until she noticed Miroku was looking at her strangely.
***
"You done being annoyed now?" Sango repeated while dodging another attack and back flipped into a better position.
"Wait." Sango abruptly stopped at this and waited for his next words. Whenever her best friend said wait it was important. "They're here." He growled and continued sniffing until he turned to see a black car a bout six yards away. "Damn!"
"Why the hell did they follow us?" Sango sighed and turned to look herself. The windows were tinted so she couldn't make out the people but she knew just who they were. "Bakas." She sighed again.
***
"Uh oh. They know we're here." Kagome tensed and slid down in her seat. "How did they notice us?"
"I don't know. Inuyasha spotted us first." Miroku grinned. "I'm kind of glad he did."
"WHAT?" Kagome growled and turned to him not caring who saw her now. "How come you said THAT?"
"Well Kagome, you were obsessing over it. That's not good for your self esteem." Her smiled at her frown and patted her on the back. "We might as well go now."
"Whatever," Kagome turned the keys and the engine started. "Ah, music to my ears." Kagome sat there staring at the two who were getting in Fang. "Damn. Now they'll follow us." Kagome growled and began to pull out of the parking spot.
"Inuyasha, show them Fang's little trick," Sango smirked at Inuyasha who was grinning. "I want to see them shocked some more."
Inuyasha smiled and looked at the button on the side of the steering wheel.
***
Sakura: A cliffhanger, don't you hate me? Don't worry. I'll try to post the next chapter today too. Tell everyone you know to R&R! Thanks!
Everyone: *Looks towards closet* ^.^;;;
Inuyasha: Kagome stop that!
Kagome: Why? *Giggles*
Everyone: We don't even want to know.
Miroku: I do!
Sango: SHUT UP HENTAI! *WHAM*
Sakura: ^.^;;; Ok R&R everyone!
Sakura: Hey everyone (8th grade gets annoying so just to let you know)
Inuyasha: You're in the eighth grade?
Sakura: Duh. I told you yesterday *Sighs*
Inuyasha: Oh.
Sakura: On with the chapter! Inuyasha, go hang out with Kagome in that walk in closet. XD
Inuyasha: WHAT?! O_O
Sakura: Go on, you know you want to! R&R everyone!
Shout outs:
Yun Fei: Good question! I think a lot of people might be wondering that. Ok, he wears the headphones where his human ears would go on very low volume. This way he is can hear it with his dog-ears without hurting them. Because come on people, everyone needs headphones, even the hanyou himself!
Inushemeeko: Thanks for loving Chapter 3: Returning Home too! I hope you like this chapter too! (It's my fave so far! And the longest!)
Michellethemiko fan: I still love your name. LOL. I will be writing this story for a while, don't worry.
The one and only Inu: LOL. Thanks for reviewing hope you like this chapter too!
~Sakura
***
"Inuyasha wake up." Sango shook her friend. "Inuyasha... Ramen." Sango laughed as he slowly woke up sniffing the air.
"Liar." Inuyasha scoffed and slowly got out of his seat to go on with their mission.
"Sango? I think I have a plan." Inuyasha grinned and began to whisper, "How about they think we can't speak Japanese?" He laughed at his own clever trick.
"Come on Inuyasha, this isn't a game." Sango punched him in the ribs. "This is serious," she began to think about the idea though. 'It seems like it would be funny... Wait, what am I thinking? I've gone along with too many of Inuyasha's pranks.'
"Whatever," Inuyasha growled as they picked up their luggage. (A/N: I don't know about Japanese airports so just go with me, thanks.) "Here, lemme carry that." Inuyasha nodded towards the suitcase Sango carried.
"No thanks. I can handle my own bags dog boy." She smiled as they left the airport pick up station. "So where are we supposed to meet the agents picking us up?" Sango looked around.
"Well they said they were going to be by the exit." Inuyasha acted like he didn't care. "There they are." He gestured towards two men in suits.
"They look friendly." Sango sighed as they walked towards their escorts.
"Sure do." Inuyasha laughed. "English time."
"Shut up." She nudged him in the ribs again and they followed the two silent escorts to a black car. It had the 'new car' smell, which always made Sango get a headache.
"Tokyo. Just like I remember it." Sango smiled at Inuyasha who gave a small smile back. "I've been here before." She sighed looking around.
"I've never been here." Inuyasha sighed. "I only remember a little of Japan."
Sango laughed as they entered the limo still talking in English, which gave the escorts the wrong idea. They spoke in Japanese now 'knowing' that these two agents didn't speak any of it. "So Jo, do you think these agents are for real? They can't even speak Japanese!" His partner laughed as Inuyasha and Sango glared at the two.
"Do they think we're stupid?" Sango growled, as she was about to punch one's lights out. Inuyasha luckily, for the two partners, held onto her.
"Ah well, just wait till they find out. Idiots." 'I'm glad I remembered to use idiot instead of baka.' Inuyasha sighed.
Soon they arrived at the secret entrance to the base. Inuyasha and Sango stepped out and onto the wet asphalt back of a bank. "Why the hell are we here?" Sango frowned at her surroundings. Then they saw why.
"Oh." Inuyasha laughed, "This is like an old spy film! Sliding down holes?" Inuyasha jumped into the hole and slid down. "Come on Sang-" He was pushed to the floor as Sango toppled onto him.
"Sorry!" She jumped off and looked around. The two partners had left and a small old man sat in a chair smiling at them.
***
"Hello. You must be Inuyasha and Sango." Master Myouga smiled. "I'm Master Myouga." He looked from Inuyasha to Sango. "You have Japanese names, you speak it can't you?"
The two best friends began to laugh, "Of course we can!" Sango patted Inuyasha on the back. "We both lived here a few years."
"Good. Well you'll be sharing rooms with two of our top agents here. I'll let them in." Myouga smiled at the door. "Come in." In stepped one girl with raven hair holding her collapsible bow and guy with his black hair in a low ponytail holding his staff. "I'll let them take it from here." He smiled and left the room.
"I'm Higurashi Kagome." Kagome put out a hand in front of Sango. "You'll be sharing my room." Kagome looked at Miroku and grinned. She walked over to him, "This is perfect! By the look on their faces they don't even speak Japanese!" Kagome laughed and walked back over to the two new agents.
"Well since they think that let's just play along." Sango whispered coolly to Inuyasha who grinned right back.
"Welcome to my side," He looked up to look at the other agent in the room.
"Hi. I'm Miroku Ayushima." Miroku shook Inuyasha's hand and smiled. "You'll be sharing my room, come with us." Miroku turned and realized they really didn't know Japanese.
Inuyasha and Sango pretended to play dumb. They soon followed Miroku and Kagome out into the hall. "Inuyasha, they really think we'd come here without knowing our native language!" Sango growled but soon smiled when Miroku and Kagome looked back at them strangely.
"The bastards." Inuyasha laughed. "They have no idea." They continued down the hall until they reached the two Japanese agent's rooms.
"Here we are. This is were you can put your stuff." Miroku gestured Inuyasha into his room and showed him where he would sleep.
"Come on, my room's over here." Kagome smiled at Sango and then led her a room cluttered with CDs.
Sango smiled politely and tried to talk to her to see what would happen. "My name's Sango," she smiled to herself when she realized Kagome had no idea.
'What is she saying? Gods, in a way I wished she could speak Japanese.' Kagome smiled and pointed to where Sango's things could go. "We're treating you two to diner tonight." Kagome tried to think of what word 'dinner' was in English. "Dinner?" She looked puzzled at Sango who smiled and nodded.
'This is perfect.' Sango smiled and unzipped her suitcase pulling out a blue silk kimono-like dress with golden flower designs. It was her mothers and thought since she was here she would wear it.
"Wow, that's beautiful." Kagome smiled and walked towards Sango. "Well we'll be going to a restaurant that only speaks Japanese so we'll be ordering for you." Kagome looked again at the clueless-looking Sango.
***
"So." Miroku looked at Inuyasha. "What do you think so far?"
Inuyasha couldn't help but smile but tried to look confused. "Sorry. Don't speak Japanese." He shook his head pleasing himself at his good acting.
"Kagome and I decided to take you out for dinner so you might want to change," Miroku looked at Inuyasha who tried to continue looking dumbfounded. "Eating out." Miroku tried to speak English only to see Inuyasha laughing.
"Ok." Inuyasha nodded walking over to his suitcase and looked around for some dress clothes.
***
"Kagome, you have the money?" Miroku looked at his watch.
"Yep. Oh, let's use our car!" Kagome grinned at Miroku who was grinning back.
"Fine. I guess if you want to impress the-" Miroku was cut off as Kagome raced to her room and grabbed the car keys. "Let's go!"
"I wonder if it's anything like your car that's coming over by ship?" Inuyasha grinned when Sango said this.
"Who gives a damn?" Inuyasha sighed and they followed the proud Kagome to the car. They left the corridors and entered a very clean parking lot. "My car is always the best no one ever beats it."
Kagome and Miroku continued walking as Kagome pulled out a set of keys and pushed a button on the key chain. A car a few feet away beeped showing it was unlocked and Kagome turned to smile at the two agents.
"It's not like ours but it's nice." Sango shrugged and they followed the proud Kagome to the car.
"This is our ride. Like it?" Kagome winked and opened the back door. "Let's go!" Kagome started the engine.
Miroku slid into the front passengers seat and then they drove off. "So how do you like the car?" Kagome turned on the radio and J-pop blared through the speakers. Miroku looked into the rear view mirror to look at Inuyasha and Sango who were talking in English.
"It's nice," Sango sighed. "But nothing like yours so far," Sango looked at Inuyasha who was sniffing the car carefully.
"Feh," Inuyasha leaned back closing his eyes. "Nothing at all like mine. Can't wait till it gets here."
"When's it supposed to?" Sango looked up at the rear view mirror
"Today or tomorrow," Inuyasha looked at a claw and grinned. "The Shikon Jewel will be safe soon." He smirked at Sango who was smiling back. Then he noticed they had the full attention of the two agents up front. "What are they staring at?"
"Your claws maybe?" Sango rolled her eyes and looked at Kagome with her death glare.
"Is it just me or did it just become a whole lot colder in here?" Miroku shuddered and turned back to the Maxim he had.
"Isn't that crap in English?" Kagome sighed turning left.
"Yeah but it's not like I'm reading anything." Miroku nudged Kagome who jerked away disgusted.
"Pervert." Inuyasha sighed and turned to Sango. "Maxim. I hated that magazine." He saw the shocked expression on Sango's face. "What? I'm a damn guy what do you expect wench?"
"Never mind." Sango began to laugh and turned back to look out the window. "It's so nice outside," Sango looked at the rear view mirror to see Miroku staring at her from the corner of his eye. "What the hell's he staring at?" Sango looked at him just as he quickly looked away.
"You're slow today," Inuyasha sighed and grabbed a magazine from under the back seat. "Playboy." Inuyasha sighed and opened it anyway.
"Pervert." Sango rolled her eyes. "Why am I slow?"
"If you don't see it why should I bother?" Inuyasha turned the page to see and pull out. "Whoa." He gave a small smile and turned the page. "When the hell are we getting there?" Inuyasha growled and threw the magazine behind the seat.
Sango ignored his eyes and continued looking out the window. "Who cares? It's fun having them not know we speak Japanese."
"We're here!" Kagome opened her car door and got out. She grinned at Miroku who grinned back. "Ready?" Kagome walked into the restaurant and waited for everyone to enter. The restaurant was beautiful with around twenty shojis which each had their own table. (A/N: Shoji is a movable room partition made out of wood and rice paper. The doors slide on tracks. ^.^)
"It's... Beautiful!" Sango looked at the pleased face of Miroku who guessed her face's reaction was pure excitement.
"Kagome, maybe we should just stop showing off and making it hard for them." Miroku bowed as a lady led them to their shoji.
"Oh come on, they think they're better than us I know it!" Kagome knelt down at their table and looked at their menu.
***
"That was a good meal wasn't it?" Kagome smiled at the two annoyed American agents. She had been holding in laughs ever since their food arrived and she had insisted on ordering them a 'special welcoming dish' that wasn't special at all. It was a food no one but the rich really enjoyed and that was because they ate it since they were young. It was called Shojomin (A/N: Made up food!) and it was horrible.
Inuyasha and Sango both had eaten it grudgingly and now Sango looked a bit sick. On the other hand Inuyasha was fine with it. Kagome was amazed neither had thrown up yet and was a bit impressed.
"Well time to go!" Kagome bowed and they all got up heading towards their car. Once they were outside Kagome and Miroku stopped abruptly and looked over near where they had parked. A sleek silver sports car was parked and a man in a suit was leaning against it.
Inuyasha grinned, amused at the two's shocked faces. Inuyasha looked at Sango who returned the grin. "Should we forget the prank now?" Sango nodded in agreement and Inuyasha turned towards the car. "Damn it Joe! Don't lean on her." Inuyasha couldn't help but laugh at the shocked expressions on the two agents' faces. (A/N: Up till now Inuyasha and Sango had been speaking in English, when he said that last phrase it was in Japanese.)
"Y-you speak Japanese?" Kagome suddenly blurted out.
"Well duh! What idiotic agent comes without knowing the language." Sango winked and turned to the laughing Inuyasha. "P.S., we are both from Tokyo." Sango looked from the angry Kagome to the shocked Miroku.
"This is your car?" Kagome gawked at the silver car that the 'Joe' guy had quickly stopped leaning on.
"No. It's the president of Japan's." Inuyasha scoffed and walked over to his car. "How have you been doing?" He patted Joe on the back and opened the car door. "Thanks for the ride over but we'll drive back in Fang. You lead the way." He was still amused at the looks on Kagome and Miroku's faces.
"Humph!" Kagome turned on her heel and walked over to her car. "Come on Miroku." Kagome began muttering something about damn bastards but the purring of both fine-tuned cars muffled her voice out.
"That was fun," Sango smiled and hopped in the passenger's seat of Fang. "I see your 'baby' is still perfect as usual. I love when you worry about her." Sango teased.
"Shut the hell up. Fang isn't my 'baby' Fang is Fang. My car, not my baby." Inuyasha growled and turned on the engine as an American CD began to play. "Well since they're gone we'll just have to go on our own."
"So what, we'll beat then there anyway!" Sango leaned back and looked on the tracking screen. They're turning on Okina, but we can get there faster on Ikkoku." Sango smiled as Inuyasha raced from the parking lot and grinned. He was finally back in his car.
***
"Show offs." Kagome pouted while turning on Ka Street.
"Come on Kagome, you know we were too. I think they were just returning the favor." Miroku smiled at his best friend's frown. "At least now everything is out in the open."
"Whatever." Kagome spun around the corner. "I don't give a damn how cool his car is because we're gonna get there first!" Kagome pushed on the breaks and headed down the street.
***
"Turn left then we're there." Sango grinned. "I bet they thought they could beat us." She laughed and looked over at Inuyasha who was clutching the wheel like he was one with Fang. He had worked on this car since it was an old Honda. Now it was a car that could beat any other at any race and could chase any criminal known to the world.
Inuyasha's eyes focused on the turns and he felt at home. He had worked all his frustration out on this car until it was perfect. This car had served him well every time he got in. No matter how late he was going to be Fang somehow managed to get him there in time. Maybe it was just his imagination. "Feh." He scoffed still smiling. "No one. No one at all can beat Fang and me." Inuyasha zoomed by the corner and parked out in front of where Kagome and Miroku would be stopping.
Sango stepped out with a smug grin on her face. She was the only person other than Inuyasha that was allowed to lean on Fang and she took full advantage. Inuyasha rolled his eyes but kept a grin on his face as she did so. She smirked when Kagome and Miroku zoomed up a few seconds later. Kagome skidded to a halt and gawked at the car in front of her.
"How the hell?" Miroku stuck his head out of the tinted window.
Kagome still looked shocked. She saw Inuyasha leaning back in the driver's seat with his arm out and his hand resting on the top of the car. He was smugly grinning and Sango was leaning on the side grinning herself. "How the hell did you get here so damn fast?" Kagome yelled through the window.
"Feh." Inuyasha continued to grin. "No one beats me and Fang." Inuyasha grinned and stepped out of his car.
"But we were ahead of you!" Kagome stepped out of her car. "This car is the fastest anywhere!"
"Until we came," Inuyasha stepped out of his car. "This car has never lost a race."
"You race with it?" Kagome ignored Miroku's arm grabbing hers trying to calm her down. She continued yelling angrily. 'How does he have time to race *Fang* if he's an agent? Doesn't he go to college?' Kagome stood there angrily waiting for a response.
"Isn't that what I just said wench?" Inuyasha leaned up against Fang and turned to Sango who was just watching the show.
"WENCH? YOU DAMN BASTARD HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT?" Kagome slammed her car door and walked closer to Inuyasha and his car.
"Look, Inuyasha calls everyone names. Calm the hell down." Sango walked around to the driver's side and glared at Kagome.
"Thanks wench." Inuyasha nudged Sango who smiled back at him and then continued to glare at Kagome.
"He even calls me that!" Sango began to curse in English, which made Inuyasha laugh since he could understand it. Kagome and Miroku just stood there staring. "Gods!" She leaned up against Fang and breathed heavily.
"WELL HE SHOULDN'T!" Kagome wasn't about to admit her mistake without a fight. She looked at Inuyasha who was wincing slightly at her tone. She looked back at Miroku and then to Sango, neither of them were wincing. "Am I yelling too loud for you Inuyasha?" Kagome growled.
"Feh." Inuyasha opened his car door and slid in. "Bitch." He growled. "What in all the hells is your problem?" He turned to Sango who was already sliding back into her seat. Inuyasha turned the key and the car started. He turned on the music and him and Sango drove off down the road.
"Wait. I thought there was only one hell" Kagome thought about it. "Damn baka!" Kagome whirled around to look at her partner. He was looking at the ground avoiding her gaze. "What's wrong?"
"Kagome, I think you overreacted just because they beat us here. You know you become quite competitive." Miroku still didn't look at his best friend. Instead he looked at her car.
"I know. He just finds ways to tick me off and his girlfriend isn't helping anything!" Kagome walked over to her car and opened the car door. "Let's go find them, they'll get lost out there." Kagome sighed and looked over at Miroku whose face had fallen even more after the word 'girlfriend'.
***
"What the hell was that bitch's problem?" Inuyasha growled as they turned another corner. "I don't know what the hell I did but she took it hard." He clutched the wheel tighter and he continued to drive.
"I have no clue. I think she was jealous," Sango brushed the hair out of her face. "Look, you beat her in a race and not to mention your car's looks are way cooler." Sango took a deep breath. "She doesn't like us."
"Thanks for stating the obvious. You're right about the jealousy thing though." Inuyasha pulled into a parking lot and leaned into his chair. "I need to get this damn annoyance out!" Inuyasha pounded his steering wheel.
"Get out." Sango opened her car door. Inuyasha looked at her blankly. "Come on!" She closed the car door and stood in the parking lot.
"What the hell?" Inuyasha got out and stared at his best friend with a confused face. "What are you doing?" He watched as Sango took on a fighting stance. "Come on, no one's around. Take it out on me." Inuyasha looked skeptical. "We'll have more practice then they do." Sango smiled.
"Fine." Inuyasha took on his own fighting stance, "Hand to hand no weapons." He grinned and rushed towards her. He did a bioair (A/N: This kind of vocab is Martial Arts Moves. Be proud! I finally remembered the moves!) and landed an inch in front of her. "One point." He growled.
"You didn't hit me!" Sango pushed his shoulder. "No points."
"We don't have on armor. Why hurt each other when we could hurt Kagome and Miroku?" He grinned.
"Inuyasha one." Sango sighed and they resumed fighting.
***
Where the hell are they?" Kagome drove towards an empty parking lot. "There they are," Kagome pointed towards the single car in the parking lot. It was glistening in the moonlight; Kagome envied its metallic silver paint and its high speed.
"W-what the hell are they doing?" Miroku squinted to see the two fighting fiercely in the moonlight.
"It looks like they're fighting each other!" Kagome skidded to a halt a few yards away from the two agents and turned off the car lights. "What the hell happened? Sango was defending him a few minutes ago!"
"Is that the best you got wench?" Inuyasha laughed at Sango and performed a dragon lancer. He dodged her oncoming dropkick attack and rushed towards her.
"You done being annoyed yet?" Sango teased as she jumped up nine feet in the air.
"Whoa." Miroku stared at the attacks they performed towards each other. "That is way higher than I can jump." Miroku sighed. "Do you think they mean what they're doing?"
"I. I think they're practicing." Kagome sat in silence watching them dish out moves right and left. They dodged, swerved, kicked, punched, and everything else they could do towards each other. "Wait. Don't they have weapons?" Kagome smiled to herself. "How can they not have weapons?" She began to laugh.
Miroku just sighed. "Well I don't think they'd carry them all around Tokyo. We don't." Miroku reasoned.
"Always trying to find an answer to everything don't you?" Kagome sighed knowing he was probably right anyway. "Whatever, at least we can see their moves before they see ours." She laughed a bit until she noticed Miroku was looking at her strangely.
***
"You done being annoyed now?" Sango repeated while dodging another attack and back flipped into a better position.
"Wait." Sango abruptly stopped at this and waited for his next words. Whenever her best friend said wait it was important. "They're here." He growled and continued sniffing until he turned to see a black car a bout six yards away. "Damn!"
"Why the hell did they follow us?" Sango sighed and turned to look herself. The windows were tinted so she couldn't make out the people but she knew just who they were. "Bakas." She sighed again.
***
"Uh oh. They know we're here." Kagome tensed and slid down in her seat. "How did they notice us?"
"I don't know. Inuyasha spotted us first." Miroku grinned. "I'm kind of glad he did."
"WHAT?" Kagome growled and turned to him not caring who saw her now. "How come you said THAT?"
"Well Kagome, you were obsessing over it. That's not good for your self esteem." Her smiled at her frown and patted her on the back. "We might as well go now."
"Whatever," Kagome turned the keys and the engine started. "Ah, music to my ears." Kagome sat there staring at the two who were getting in Fang. "Damn. Now they'll follow us." Kagome growled and began to pull out of the parking spot.
"Inuyasha, show them Fang's little trick," Sango smirked at Inuyasha who was grinning. "I want to see them shocked some more."
Inuyasha smiled and looked at the button on the side of the steering wheel.
***
Sakura: A cliffhanger, don't you hate me? Don't worry. I'll try to post the next chapter today too. Tell everyone you know to R&R! Thanks!
Everyone: *Looks towards closet* ^.^;;;
Inuyasha: Kagome stop that!
Kagome: Why? *Giggles*
Everyone: We don't even want to know.
Miroku: I do!
Sango: SHUT UP HENTAI! *WHAM*
Sakura: ^.^;;; Ok R&R everyone!
