Hello everyone,
I'm an amateur. (I'm also an idiot, but that's beside the point…or maybe not.) How do I know this? Because only amateurs get writer's block. I've had writer's block for quite some time now. One of the best ways to get rid of writer's block is supposedly to write down whatever comes into your head. I have quite a lot of stuff coming into my head (very little of which is intelligible to other people). Here's some of it.
(Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Pirates of the Caribbean, nor am I likely to ever make any money from anything I've written about it. I'm just making fun of it…I think.)
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Ten years ago Jack Sparrow was happy.
He ruled the Caribbean with his ship, the Black Pearl, and his first mate, Barbossa.
Then something terrible happened.
Jack was made governor of a beautiful island filled with rum,
and some bitch came along and burned it all!
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