Amateur's note: Wow. I can't believe people are actually bothering to leave reviews for this! *bows deeply* Thank you everyone, it makes a good pastime while waiting for this really annoying bout of flu to pass. Anyway, some more random idiocy coming up...
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James Edward Norrington is a very alert guy.
No, really, he is.
That's because he has eyes in the back of his head.
Except that those eyes are not really his.
They belong to the piece of sheep he wears for a wig.
The sheep's name is Charlie.
Sometimes Charlie falls asleep.
That's why Norrington didn't notice
when Elizabeth fell off the battlements
and when Jack and Will stole the Dauntless.
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(Disclaimer: see chapter 1)
