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One day Barbossa tried on black eyeliner,

but it looked better on Jack.

This made Barbossa very jealous,

so he kicked Jack off the ship.

Then he tried on a low-cut purple dress,

but it looked better on Elizabeth,

so he kicked her off the ship too.

Finally, Barbossa tried to market his own perfume,

"Barbossa: Envy".

Ufortunately, some bugger named Gucci had already thought of that.

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(Disclaimer: see chapter 1)