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One day Barbossa tried on black eyeliner,
but it looked better on Jack.
This made Barbossa very jealous,
so he kicked Jack off the ship.
Then he tried on a low-cut purple dress,
but it looked better on Elizabeth,
so he kicked her off the ship too.
Finally, Barbossa tried to market his own perfume,
"Barbossa: Envy".
Ufortunately, some bugger named Gucci had already thought of that.
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(Disclaimer: see chapter 1)
