Unwilling Evolution

Chapter 7

By: The queen of the Universe a.k.a. The Drowned rat queen of Kahuku Lake

Disclaimer: I own absolutely positively nothing except an Evanescence CD, a Linken Park CD and soon a Good Charlotte CD. I'm working on a Blink 182 CD. =D

"Yay!!!! Let's go fight the X-men!!!!" yelled Killer Frost. We all looked at her. "What?" she asked. Volcana rolled her eyes. "Grow up," said Poison Ivy.
"What?" she asked again, biting her lip. She started to fidget. Volcana rolled her eyes yet again, "Why are the X-men here anyway?"
Sorceress threw her hands up in the air, "Bing, bing, bing!!!! Somebody finally asked the million dollar question! We think they are here to recruit more students."
"There are other mutants on this rocky lump of land?" asked Volcana, "I thought we were completely isolated here."
"There is a former X-man here. She can turn into a wolf," said Mystique.
"Question," said Killer Frost, raising her hand like in grade school, "Do the X-men know we are here?" We all looked at her again. I was starting to notice a trend here. "No, it's called the element of surprise," said Volcana like it was the most obvious thing in the world, "and we are using it you idiot." Killer Frost smiled and gave a small "oh." Volcana rolled her eyes for the third time. "Your eyes might get stuck like that I you keep it up," said Killer Frost innocently, until she stuck out her tongue. I giggled a little. Volcana glared at me.

"Enough of this! See? This is why we need rules!" yelled Shade. Sorceress (ignoring him) continued on. "We think you have been training enough. You are going to take on the X-men." Killer Frost looked like she was going to say something, but Cheetah covered her mouth. "Don't piss Volcana off," she hissed into Killer Frost's ear. That shut her up. Volcana's temper is famous. Suddenly Killer Frost's eyes lit up. She actually liked Volcana's temper tantrums. "Oh no," I groaned. Killer Frost wrestled out of Cheetah's ever tightening grip. "Why do we have to fight the X-men?" she asked innocently. "How many damn times do we have to go over this?!" yelled Volcana flaming up, "We don't like them! Lucas is retaliating against his father!" Killer Frost started laughing. "What is so funny?" she flamed up. She was the only one who didn't know it was bait. "Head for the hills, but only if they're not flammable!" yelled Lucas jumping of a desk and running for the door. Lucas may have MPD but he knows when to when to run.

*Mystique's POV*

Help me. First the brotherhood now this. Even Wanda wasn't this bad, except with Toad. *The happiest day, I swear, the happiest day of my life, was the day I died. I'm gonna die. *Taryn's POV*

I was running as fast as I could. "I hope she doesn't blow the castle up!" I yelled to Aresia as we ran towards the door. We almost made it to the door when everything went dark. "Aresia!" I called.
"What?" she snapped.
"Okay, Shade found Frost. Now I think if we tie her up and sacrifice her to Volcana goddess of anger we should be safe," Star Sapphire yelled. "Where'd we put the torches from last time?" I heard Live Wire yell. "You spoke! Wow! Oh no! Is this a sign of impending doom?!" Killer Frost yelled. What is this? A mental asylum! I live in a house of idiots!" screamed Shade. The lights flickered on. Sorceress hit him over the head with a rolled up magazine. It crushed his hat. "Stop over reacting," she ordered. "Well he has a point," said Mystique. "Point taken, now where is Volcana?!" said Sorceress. "Where is Killer Frost!" We heard pounding on a closet door. "Oh," we all said together. "I locked her in this closet," grinned Live Wire. "Help!" yelped Killer Frost jumping behind a couch. "At least it's not Wanda," muttered Mystique under her breath.

After a while we finally got everything under control and went back to the meeting. How? We tied both Volcana and Killer Frost up after gagging them both. "Okay, now that that is finally over let's get back to everything. We are going to fight the X-men. Any objections?" *crick, crick* "Okay that's good. Now here is the plan..."

A/N: Fastest update I've ever done with no reviews. Expect more tomorrow. Okay I know that was pointless but I wanted to make Killer Frost seem more insane. She was such fun in the cartoon. Shade: What about her? Ultra Humanite: Killer Frost? She simply likes to kill. Ha ha ha. Best line ever. Okay so you know the drill, read, enjoy, review. Thank you!