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Have you ever wondered
why Mr Gibbs' side whiskers look so familiar?
That's because he used to play Wolverine in X-men.
Then, one day, something terrible happened.
He ate all of Storm's Mars bars
and so caused a massive earthquake.
As a punishment he was relegated to the Caribbean.
And you wonder why he's so superstitious about women??
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(Disclaimer: see chapter 1)
