Amateur's note:Hey everyone. Unfortunately that flu thing I had while writing the previous chapters didn't last very long, and now I've been back at work for almost a week, so I haven't had the time to do any more silly scribblings...except the one below and the one in the next chapter. Er, right. I would add "enjoy!" to the end of this note, but I'm not sure if you will, and I don't want to seem stupid(er) so...anyway...

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Have you ever wondered

why it's always "Pintel and Ragetti"

and not "Ragetti and Pintel"?

Well, so has Ragetti.

In fact, one day he got so fed up with being upstaged by Pintel

that he took a gun and shot him.

Unfortunately, he forgot that the curse had already been lifted

so Pintel died.

This made Ragetti very upset

so he went and got himself a manicure.

Then he felt better.

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(Disclaimer: see chapter 1)