Extra disclaimer: This story is not mine originally (if anyone know it's original source, please tell me), all I did was to replace the original characters with Pintel and Ragetti, because I can just imagine the two of them in this situation! Oh, and no farm birds were hurt in the writing of this story, so don't send any animal rights organisations to kick my poor behind...
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Pintel and Ragetti were having a night out in Tortuga. They went into a tavern.
Ragetti immediately joined the queue for the peep-hole show in the back,
but Pintel, who was a bit more "desperate", went up to the tavern mistress and asked what "company" he could get for two shillings. The woman pointed to a door.
When Pintel opened it there was nice-looking wench waiting for him on a bed,
and they had some fun. Some time later, Pintel was still desperate, so he asked the tavern mistress what company he could get for one shilling. The woman pointed to another door.
When Pintel opened it there was a not-so-nice-looking wench waiting for him on a bed, but he had some fun with her too.
Yet some time later, Pintel's desperation was no less, but he didn't have any money left, so he went to the tavern mistress and asked what company he could get for free. The woman then led him out of the tavern and round to a back yard, where there was a hen scratching the ground.
Pintel hesitated for a moment, but then got over himself and had some fun with the hen. Half an hour later he joined Ragetti in the tavern bar.
"What's the peep-hole show like tonight?" he asked.
"Oh, excellent!" giggled Ragetti. "Just half an hour ago there was some idiot who got it on with a hen!"
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(Usual disclaimer: see chapter 1)
