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Chapter 9: Wedding Invitation, More Phone Calls, and Other Fun Stuff

"Okay, so who do we invite to this shindig?" Hawkeye mused.

"Well, BJ and Potter already know, so there's two." Margaret said.

They were sitting at the table, trying to figure out who would come to their wedding.

"We have to invite Radar and Klinger. We can invite Charles, but I don't know if he'd come."

"Of course he'll come." Margaret scolded. "He was your friend!"

Hawkeye gave her a doubtful look, but said, "We'll invite him. Who else?"

"What about Trapper? Do you know where he is?"

Hawkeye said, a touch bitterly, "I'm assuming he's Boston. I haven't heard from him since he was discharged and was sent home."

Margaret knew how much it had hurt Hawkeye that his friend had left without a goodbye. So she squeezed his hand and said, "Well, then we'll call and see if we can find out if that's still where he lives."

Hawkeye smiled and nodded.

"Okay, so that's the Klingers, O' Reillys, Winchesters, McIntyres, Potters, Hunnicuts. Who else?" Margaret said.

"We can ask Father Mulcahy to perform the ceremony. I'm sure he'll do it."

Margaret smiled and nodded. "That's a good idea. It will be nice seeing him again."

She thought for a minute, then exclaimed, "What about Sidney Freedmen?"

Hawkeye grinned. "How could we forget Sidney? I just hope he can come, he's usually pretty busy."

"The least we can do is invite him."

Hawkeye nodded. They thought for a few moments.

Margaret said, "Anyone else we forgot?"

He thought for a moment, then suddenly Hawkeye's face broke into a devilish grin.

Margaret frowned.

"I never like when I see that grin. It means you're up to something."

"I am. I think you forgot someone."

Margaret said in exasperation, "Well then, who?"

"Frank Burns."

The look on Margaret's face instantly changed. 'Why would we invite that lipless ferret? You hate him, I hate him, what else is there?"

"That's exactly why we should invite him. Don't you think it would absolutely kill him to see his used to be girlfriend with his archenemy?"

Margaret thought for a minute, then smiled. "That would certainly give him an unpleasant surprise!"

"So, are we inviting him, or not?" Hawkeye asked.

"You bet we are." Margaret said, grabbing the pad. "I want to torture that little creep."

Hawkeye laughed. The two though for a few minutes, wrote down a few family friends to invite, then declared the guest list done.

A/N: OK, if there's anyone else you can think of to invite that I forgot, just tell me. I tried to remember everyone, but I was tired when I wrote this, so I may have missed a few. Please Review! Flames are welcome, and will be used to toast marshmallows, even though I don't like marshmallows, which is beside the point. Wait, what was the point? I'm confused............ just review, and ignore the ramblings of an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!