Just Sugar?

A sugar high Duo, Relena bashing, and pink Gundams, nuff said Warnings- Non-yaoi (but implications), Language, and lots of Pixi-Stix Disclaimer: I Own Gundam Wing! Mwahahaha! Ok. Damn, oh well Gundam Wing belongs to Sunrise and company and Pixi-Stix belongs to uh.... whoever they belong to. But whoever they are...I love them...

At Safe-House

Heero: Where's Duo?

Wu fei: At the store

Quatra: What's he getting?

Trowa: ...

Quatra: Ah good we were running out of sugar

Heero and Wu fei: *Sweatdrops*

Heero: You let DUO go buy SUGAR?!

Trowa: ...

Wu fei: Nani?! Talk baka!

Quatra: You shouldn't be fighting at all!

Trowa: ...

Quatra: Thank you, Trowa, I have been working on that line

Heero: Umm...yeeeeeah

Wu fei: Err...uh...hmm

At Store

Clerk: Can I help you sir?

Duo: Uh...yeah where's the sugar?

Clerk: Second aisle

Duo: Thanks *Walks off*

Duo: Hmm...brown, white, and PIXI-STIX?! This is a better store than I thought.

Clerk: *Stares down at large bag filled with Pixi-Stix* Umm...I thought ya' wanted sugar

Duo: This IS sugar, just uh...flavored and colorful.

Back At Safe-House

Heero: Where is h...

Duo: I'M BACK!!!

Trowa: ...

Quatra: You're right there was nothing to worry about

Duo: *Sweatdrops* Jeez thanks guys

Heero: Duo, Hand. The. Bag. Over.

Duo: *Hands bag to Heero* Oh, good. It was getting heavy.

Heero: * Looks in bag and pales*

Wu fei: Nani?

Heero: It..It's...It's PINK!

Duo: And yellow, blue and of course green

Quatra: Is it edible?

Trowa: *Sweatdrops*...

Quatra: I don't wanna find out either *Stares at Duo*

Duo: Nani? What?! It's just PINK! *It's not exactly a lie is it?* Here I'll Try it first

Heero: Nah, It wouldn't help. You can eat anything and come out unharmed.

Duo: I resent that!

Wu fei: Shut Up Maxwell! You're so annoying

Duo: And you're not Mr. I'm gonna rant about the injustice in the world for 24/7 non-stop

*Duo and Wu fei continue to fight*

Quatra: *Looks into bag then at Heero and Trowa, then back into bag* So what do we do with it?

Heero: *Sighs* Give it to Duo

Trowa: *Eyes widen* ...!

Quatra: I agree

Heero: *Sweatdrops*

Trowa: *Glares at Duo and Wu fei* ...!!!

*Duo and Wu fei stop fighting*

Duo: Sorry T-Man

Heero and Wu fei: Not you too

Duo: *Grins*

Later on that afternoon

Heero: ...

Duo: *Giggles insanely* HEE-CHAN! *Jumps on Heero's back* Piggy-Back Ride, Piggy-Back Ride, PIGGY-BACK RIDE!

Heero: *Gets his hair pulled* Damn it Duo, get the Hell off! Duo: Don't yell Hee-Chan, It's not nice... but you're not nice are ya?

Heero: *Sweatdrops*

Wu fei: *Walks in Duo and Heero's room* What the f**k is going ON!!!

Trowa and Quatra: *run in room*

Quatra: Uh...mm...uh...

Trowa: *Sweatdrops*

Heero: Get. Him. OFF!!!

Wu fei, Quatra, and Trowa: *Pull Duo to thew ground taking Heero with him*

Heero: Damn it! *Gets off floor* Quatra go get..."The Jacket"

Quatra, Trowa, and Wu fei: *Pale*

Heero: It is necessary

Quatra: *Nods* O...Ok *Runs off to find... "The Jacket"*

Trowa: ...

Duo: Huh? Oh. ...

Trowa: ...

Duo: ...

Trowa: ...

Duo: COOL!!! *Runs downstairs*

Heero: *Sweatdrops*

Wu fei: *Sweatdrops*

Trowa: ...?!

Heero, Wu fei, and Trowa: *Walks downstairs*

Quatra: Umm...hi

Heero: Where is he?

Quatra *Looks at locked closet*

Heero: Oh

Trowa: ...

Quatra: No, I couldn't get it

Trowa: ...

Quatra: Actually, he ran into the closet by himself. I just closed and locked it.

Heero: Hn...

Wu fei: Baka

Duo: Come on, come on, come on. Lemme out...HEERO!!!

Heero: Hn

Duo: Don't give me that, lemme out Heero! Pleaaase...

Heero: *Sweatdrops* Hn... *Opens closet door*

Duo: *Grins* You're my hero, Heero (pun intended) *Runs to phone*

Trowa: ...

Quatra: I couldn't find it. Heero where's..."The Jacket"?

Heero: DUO!!! Where'd you put the damned jacket?!

Duo: I'm not saying

Heero: DUO!!! Where is IT!!!

Duo: ...

Trowa: ...

Duo: ...

Trowa: *To Quatra* ...

Quatra: Oh, Heero, it's in the basement and technically Duo didn't say where it was

Heero: Hn...whatever *Walks off to the basement*

Wu fei: Who are you calling Duo?

Duo: *Smiles* ...

Wu fei: DUO!

Duo: *smirks* ...

Wu fei: Baka...

Duo: *grins*

Wu Fei: That scares me...

Phone: Blahblahblah

Duo: Um...hi, can I speak with Ms. Relena?

Phone: Blahblahblah

Duo: Hehe THANK YOU!!!

Phone: Blahblahblah!!!

Duo: Whoops SORRY!!! Hehe..!

Wu fei: Did he just say...Hehe?

*Zooms in on phone call*

Duo: ...

Relena: Hello, Heero?

Duo: ...

Relena: Hmm...Not answering Hi, Heero

Duo: I know what you did last summer

Relena: I admit I KILLED HIM!!!

Duo: *grins* Relena killed em', Relena killed em'!!!

Relena: *Cries* You...You don't have... have to be mean about it

Duo: Heero wants to kill you

Relena: Wha...

Duo: Did ya know that? He does, he wants ta' shoot you

Relena: *Cries* Stooooop

Duo: Better yet he wants to blast you with Wings Beam-Rifle

Relena: But he can't... HE LOVES ME!!!

Duo: whaaaatever

Relena: But *Sniffles* but he does. Doesn't he?

Duo: Wanna talk to him

Relena: (sniffles* Heero? HEERO!!!

Duo: HEE-CHAN!!! Relena-san wants ta talk ta ya

Heero: *Walks in with..."The Jacket"* Damn it Duo! Tell her I'm not here or something. Anything!

Duo: Anything? *blinks innocently* Relena I was wrong Heero loooves youuu. He wants to marrrry yoooou

Relena: Ye..yeah?

Duo: mn hm

Heero: *Death glare*

Duo: Err...um...and then he wants to send ya ta Hell

Relena: *Starts crying*

Heero: *Shrugs* Planned on doing that anyway

Wu fei: *Whispers to Quatra and Trowa* Heero always says that

Heero: I HEARD THAT!

Wu fei: ...

Trowa: *glares*

Wu fei: What'd I say?!

Quatra: Don't talk about Trowa's mother like that!!!

Wu fei: *sweatdrops* er...

Duo: *Hangs up phone*

Heero: *Sighs* Duo put this jacket on, it'll look good on you

Duo: No

Heero: If you don't...I'll call Hilde over here

Duo: Aghh!!! No!!! Not HER! I'm sorry for calling Relena, I'm sorry for being annoying, I'm sorry for painting Wing 0 PINK!!!

Heero: ...That was YOU?!

Duo: Uh...no it was Relena *Picks up phone* Bad Relena bad...damn

Quatra: Oh no *Runs behind Trowa*

Wu fei: Weaklin...

Heero: DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: I'll put that jacket on now

Heero: *Pulls a gun out of God knows where* I'll KILL YOU!!!

Duo: Eeeps *Runs out the front door*

Heero: Get back here!

Duo: Gotta catch me first

Quatra: Ah, how cute, playing hard to get

Wulfi: *Runs to bathroom to stop bloody nose* Damn it Quatra!!!

Quatra: What'd I say?

Trowa: ...

Quatra: Whoops

Trowa: ...

Quatra: How bout' McDonalds? *Puppy eyes*

Trowa: *Sighs* ...

Quatra: Yeah!!! I want a Happy Meal!

A few hours later

Quatra and Trowa: *Come home to a pissed Wu fei*

Quatra: Umm... What's wrong?

Wu fei: Go look at your Gundams... my poor Nataku, the injustice!

Wu fei, Quatra, and Trowa: *Walk to MS hanger*

Quatra: No!!! My baby, Sandrock!!!

Trowa: ...!!!

Wu fei: Duo gave Heero some of that *Sniffles* sugar crap *Sniffles* and they... MY NATAKU!!! *Starts Crying*

Duo and Heero: *Walk in hanger*

Duo: But your Gundams look good in pink

Heero: Yeah, anyways those old colors were getting boring

Wu fei, Trowa, and Quatra: *Death glares*

Duo: *Sighs*...run...

Heero: I want my mommy NOW!!!

THE END^-^

Author's Notes: This is my very first fanfic ever! I know the format is a little weird and I'm not usually fond of it but it seemed to go well with the story. I've started on the second chappy but it's more of a sequel....oh well... R&R or else! *shakes fist violently* GAAAAH!