Chapter 3 : Diagon Alley (have you ever noticed that it sounds REALLY like
the word "diagonally"????)
[[Harry woke up with a start, but didn't open his eyes (what a weirdo)]]
Harry: It was a dream. I dreamt that a big man called Hagrid gave Dudley a monkey tail and that I'm a wizard. It was just a dream dream dream dream dream dream dream . . .
Hagrid: Shut up!
Harry : [[opening his eyes]] Hagrid!
Hagrid: who were you expecting?
Harry: well I sometimes expect-
Hagrid: NEVERMIND! So! Off to Diagon Alley then!
Harry: where?
Hagrid: Diagon Alley
Harry: Where?
Hagrid: Diagon Alley
Harry: Where?
Hagrid: ok stop. We are going to this place in London where we can get your wizardly stuff. As you're a wizard and that.
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: SIGH!
[[on the way to the Leaky Cauldron]]
Harry [[reading his list]] Students require: [[suddenly shouting for no apparent reason]]: THREE SETS OF PLAIN BLACK ROBES! A PLAIN POINTED HAT! DRAGON HIDE GLOVES! WINTER CLOAK! 8 SPELL BOOKS CALLED-
Hagrid: would you stop? People are looking at ya funny.
Harry: it says that we can have a pet, like and owl or a cat or a toad or a [[shudders]] Ring-Tailed Lemur. Can we get all these things like wands and phials in London?
Hagrid: if you look to your left.
[[Harry looked at his hands and found out which way was left, and looked]]
Harry: wow
Hagrid: how often do you say that?
[[the was a stinky little pub on Harry's left, which is what Harry was wow- ing at]]
[[they went in, and everyone came up to Harry and shook his hand.]]
Someone: Doris Crackpot, I'm delighted. Your mother was so talented.
Harry: get away from me!
Random other person: Professor Q-q-qirrell, a stuttering maniac from Hogwarts.
Hagrid: come on Harry!
Harry: ok.
[[in Diagon Alley. They got there cos all the bricks moved and that.]]
Harry: WOW!
Hagrid [[ rolls eyes skywards]]
[[they went around for a while, buying stuff. Harry went to the robes shop and met a nasty guy called Malfoy, and got his wand and an owl, called Hedwig and found out this lesson: Slytherin = bad]]
[[at the end of the day, Harry was getting on the train to go home to the Duhsleys]]
Harry: bye
Hagrid: bye. Stick to this ticket on September first.
Harry: ok. Bye
Hagrid: didn't we just do this? Sigh. . .
A.N. sorry I was being so lazy in this chapter, but it will better in the next one.
[[Harry woke up with a start, but didn't open his eyes (what a weirdo)]]
Harry: It was a dream. I dreamt that a big man called Hagrid gave Dudley a monkey tail and that I'm a wizard. It was just a dream dream dream dream dream dream dream . . .
Hagrid: Shut up!
Harry : [[opening his eyes]] Hagrid!
Hagrid: who were you expecting?
Harry: well I sometimes expect-
Hagrid: NEVERMIND! So! Off to Diagon Alley then!
Harry: where?
Hagrid: Diagon Alley
Harry: Where?
Hagrid: Diagon Alley
Harry: Where?
Hagrid: ok stop. We are going to this place in London where we can get your wizardly stuff. As you're a wizard and that.
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: SIGH!
[[on the way to the Leaky Cauldron]]
Harry [[reading his list]] Students require: [[suddenly shouting for no apparent reason]]: THREE SETS OF PLAIN BLACK ROBES! A PLAIN POINTED HAT! DRAGON HIDE GLOVES! WINTER CLOAK! 8 SPELL BOOKS CALLED-
Hagrid: would you stop? People are looking at ya funny.
Harry: it says that we can have a pet, like and owl or a cat or a toad or a [[shudders]] Ring-Tailed Lemur. Can we get all these things like wands and phials in London?
Hagrid: if you look to your left.
[[Harry looked at his hands and found out which way was left, and looked]]
Harry: wow
Hagrid: how often do you say that?
[[the was a stinky little pub on Harry's left, which is what Harry was wow- ing at]]
[[they went in, and everyone came up to Harry and shook his hand.]]
Someone: Doris Crackpot, I'm delighted. Your mother was so talented.
Harry: get away from me!
Random other person: Professor Q-q-qirrell, a stuttering maniac from Hogwarts.
Hagrid: come on Harry!
Harry: ok.
[[in Diagon Alley. They got there cos all the bricks moved and that.]]
Harry: WOW!
Hagrid [[ rolls eyes skywards]]
[[they went around for a while, buying stuff. Harry went to the robes shop and met a nasty guy called Malfoy, and got his wand and an owl, called Hedwig and found out this lesson: Slytherin = bad]]
[[at the end of the day, Harry was getting on the train to go home to the Duhsleys]]
Harry: bye
Hagrid: bye. Stick to this ticket on September first.
Harry: ok. Bye
Hagrid: didn't we just do this? Sigh. . .
A.N. sorry I was being so lazy in this chapter, but it will better in the next one.
