Chapter 3 : Diagon Alley (have you ever noticed that it sounds REALLY like the word "diagonally"????)

[[Harry woke up with a start, but didn't open his eyes (what a weirdo)]]

Harry: It was a dream. I dreamt that a big man called Hagrid gave Dudley a monkey tail and that I'm a wizard. It was just a dream dream dream dream dream dream dream . . .

Hagrid: Shut up!

Harry : [[opening his eyes]] Hagrid!

Hagrid: who were you expecting?

Harry: well I sometimes expect-

Hagrid: NEVERMIND! So! Off to Diagon Alley then!

Harry: where?

Hagrid: Diagon Alley

Harry: Where?

Hagrid: Diagon Alley

Harry: Where?

Hagrid: ok stop. We are going to this place in London where we can get your wizardly stuff. As you're a wizard and that.

Harry: I'm a what?

Hagrid: SIGH!

[[on the way to the Leaky Cauldron]]

Harry [[reading his list]] Students require: [[suddenly shouting for no apparent reason]]: THREE SETS OF PLAIN BLACK ROBES! A PLAIN POINTED HAT! DRAGON HIDE GLOVES! WINTER CLOAK! 8 SPELL BOOKS CALLED-

Hagrid: would you stop? People are looking at ya funny.

Harry: it says that we can have a pet, like and owl or a cat or a toad or a [[shudders]] Ring-Tailed Lemur. Can we get all these things like wands and phials in London?

Hagrid: if you look to your left.

[[Harry looked at his hands and found out which way was left, and looked]]

Harry: wow

Hagrid: how often do you say that?

[[the was a stinky little pub on Harry's left, which is what Harry was wow- ing at]]

[[they went in, and everyone came up to Harry and shook his hand.]]

Someone: Doris Crackpot, I'm delighted. Your mother was so talented.

Harry: get away from me!

Random other person: Professor Q-q-qirrell, a stuttering maniac from Hogwarts.

Hagrid: come on Harry!

Harry: ok.

[[in Diagon Alley. They got there cos all the bricks moved and that.]]

Harry: WOW!

Hagrid [[ rolls eyes skywards]]

[[they went around for a while, buying stuff. Harry went to the robes shop and met a nasty guy called Malfoy, and got his wand and an owl, called Hedwig and found out this lesson: Slytherin = bad]]

[[at the end of the day, Harry was getting on the train to go home to the Duhsleys]]

Harry: bye

Hagrid: bye. Stick to this ticket on September first.

Harry: ok. Bye

Hagrid: didn't we just do this? Sigh. . .

A.N. sorry I was being so lazy in this chapter, but it will better in the next one.