A.N. ok I am so sorry for taking so long to do this one! Summer holidays!
Big WHOOP! Ahem, so anyway. . .
Ch 4: Platform 9 and ¾. Part 1 . . .
[[Harry entered the living room where Uncle Vernon was ironing a piece of paper.]]
Harry: [[unnecessarily bright voice]] Hey there Uncle Vernon.
U. V. What.
Harry: Guess what?
U.V. what?
Harry: I named my owl after you.
U.V. WHAT?
Harry: sorry can you not hear me?
U.V. what?
Harry: [[shouting]] I DIDN'T REALLY NAME MY OWL AFTER YOU! I CALLED HER HEDWIG! BIT OF AN ODD NAME HUH? WELL CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE STATION TOMORROW THEN? FOR SCHOOL?
U.V. stop shouting boy! Yes I'll take you to the damn station. Have to go into town anyway.
Harry: [[still shouting]] WHAT FOR?
U.V. control yourself! The neighbours might hear. Isn't that a good soap? [[begins to sing]] neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours, with a little understanding, you can find the perfect friend! That's when good neighbours, become good friends. Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-d friends.
Harry [[totally confused]] so . . . why are you going to town?
U.V. Dudley, monkey tail, removed.
Harry: ahhh. . . .
[[Harry is standing at Kings Cross Station.]]
U.V. Well, bye!
Harry: but but but but . . .
U.V. what?
Harry: nothing! Just thought it sounded good. Which it does. See ya then!
U.V. right. . .
A.P. Vernon drive! We don't have to se him till June next year!
U.V. [[doing a spazz dance while singing and driving out of the station]] celebrate good times come on! Do do do do, do do dooo!
Harry: ok . . .
[[Harry approaches a guard]]
[[Inaudible whispers between Harry and the guard.]]
Harry: [[moving away from the guard]] damn!
Some Randomer: [[singing]] muggles muggles everywhere. Look! They're here! Look they're there!
Harry: [[turning to look at her]] what the hell?
The Randomer: come on Ginny! Sing along! [[begins to sing again now with a little red haired girl joining in as four red haired boys approached the two singing females]] Muggles muggles everywhere. We just stop! Stop and stare!
Percy: Mother!
Fred and George: mum!
Ron: Mum!
[[All the red heads turn and stare at Ron]]
Ron: Sorry, I just felt I had to say something and that's all that came out.
Fred: ok Ron
George: We believe you.
Mrs Weasley: [[how do we suddenly know her name? Hmm? Well I'll tell you. We're smart. Yep. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.]] Boys calm down! Stop freaking out and overreacting! Just for the love of god CALM DOWN!
[[Looong pause]]
Harry: excuse me?
Mrs W: Yes?
Harry: how do I get there?
Mrs W: Huh?
Harry: y'know, there.
Mrs W:[[suddenly understanding Harry's total craziness]] OH! Right. You just run through the wall between stations 8 and 6.
Ginny: Mum. That would mean we're going through to station 7.
Mrs W: Ginny please don't interrupt me when I'm talking to this little munchkin.
Harry: NO! I AM NOT A MUNCHKIN!
Mrs W: course not darling. Right Percy! Let's go!
[[Eventually Harry's on the train. All alone in his little compartment.]]
[[For some odd reason, he can magically hear the Weasley's conversation, as the train is about to leave.]]
Percy: Well Mother! See you! Perfects are up at the front you see.
Mrs W: A perfect! I'm so proud!
Fred: Why does he need a badge to tell him he's perfect?
George: You tell him the entire time mum!
Fred: not to mention that mirror he's got. "Oh Percy you are perfect! You will get that lovely perfect badge!"
Percy: Be quiet!
Mrs W: Fred, George. I don't want Dumbledore to send me a Ring Tailed Lemur saying you've destroyed a toilet!
Fred: But we already destroyed a -
George: Mum! Don't you worry about us.
Ginny: So who was that boy then?
Fred & George: Harry Potter!
Mrs W: how do you know that?
Fred: well let's see. It's the name of this story, and the entire thing is based around the boy!
George: Do you really think we play any real importance in this story?
Ron: I do.
Fred: shush Ron.
Ron: but I -
[[Loud whistle]]
Mrs W: love you all! Kisses!
Ron, Percy, Fred & George: Bye!
Fred & George: Love Love!
[[The train pulled away from the station]]
Ron: [[entering the carriage]] hi there
Harry: Hi.
Ron: Do you mind if I sit in here, it's just that I don't want to be alone.
Harry: sure
Ron: thanks.
[[Long pause]]
Ron: is it true that you're Harry Potter?
Harry: yep.
Ron: And you mum was Lily Potter?
Harry: er. . . yes.
Ron: wow. Do you have any pictures of her?
Harry: who? My mum?
Ron:[[nods]]
Harry: sorry no.
Ron: ah well.
Harry: are you and all those boys and that girl from the same family?
Ron: yes. Couldn't you tell from the red hair?
Harry: oh right. Sorry.
Ron: nah it's ok. I'm usually just "one of the red heads" nothing special. It's kind of nice to be thought that I might not be related to them and be my own person once and be appreciated and respected for the person I am.
Harry: ok. . .
Ron: I saw you have an owl.
Harry: That's Hedwig.
Ron: cool name. I have a Ring Tailed Lemur. He's called Scabby.
[[He takes out the Ring Tailed Lemur, which is, to Harry's relief, asleep]]
Ron: [[off Harry's look]] Don't you like him?
Harry: I just don't like Ring Tailed Lemurs. I had a bad experience with one quite recently.
Ron: ah. . .
Harry: Do you think I'll be bad at magic?
Ron: maybe. [[begins to sing to himself]] come on over, come on over baby, come on over, come on over baby, hey boy don't you know I got something goin' on. Do do do do.
Harry: right. . . .
[[The witch with the food trolley comes to their compartment and they get a load of. . . . stuff. . . .to . . . eat . . .]]
Ron: oooh Chocolate clowns!
Harry: what are they?
Ron: They're just chocolate in the shape of clowns, but they have a collectable cactus in every one!
Harry: wow!
Ron: and the pictures and portraits of wizards move!
Harry: how is that relevant?
Ron: haven't you read the. . . oh never mind.
Harry: the people in pictures stay still in muggle photos.
Ron: weird. Wow you got Leafy Lotts Autumn flavour beans!
Harry: are they good?
Ron: Well there's apple crumble flavour, rhubarb flavour, tree flavour, and of course, leaf flavour.
Harry: wow.
Neville: [[walking in]] anyone seen my toad?
Ron: sorry.
Neville: damn!
[[he left]]
Ron: toads are useless. I wonder why he wants to keep him so much. Ah well I've got scabby, so who knows?
Harry: yeah. . .
A.N. part two of this chapter will be up as soon as possible. Review! NOW!
Ch 4: Platform 9 and ¾. Part 1 . . .
[[Harry entered the living room where Uncle Vernon was ironing a piece of paper.]]
Harry: [[unnecessarily bright voice]] Hey there Uncle Vernon.
U. V. What.
Harry: Guess what?
U.V. what?
Harry: I named my owl after you.
U.V. WHAT?
Harry: sorry can you not hear me?
U.V. what?
Harry: [[shouting]] I DIDN'T REALLY NAME MY OWL AFTER YOU! I CALLED HER HEDWIG! BIT OF AN ODD NAME HUH? WELL CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE STATION TOMORROW THEN? FOR SCHOOL?
U.V. stop shouting boy! Yes I'll take you to the damn station. Have to go into town anyway.
Harry: [[still shouting]] WHAT FOR?
U.V. control yourself! The neighbours might hear. Isn't that a good soap? [[begins to sing]] neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours, with a little understanding, you can find the perfect friend! That's when good neighbours, become good friends. Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-d friends.
Harry [[totally confused]] so . . . why are you going to town?
U.V. Dudley, monkey tail, removed.
Harry: ahhh. . . .
[[Harry is standing at Kings Cross Station.]]
U.V. Well, bye!
Harry: but but but but . . .
U.V. what?
Harry: nothing! Just thought it sounded good. Which it does. See ya then!
U.V. right. . .
A.P. Vernon drive! We don't have to se him till June next year!
U.V. [[doing a spazz dance while singing and driving out of the station]] celebrate good times come on! Do do do do, do do dooo!
Harry: ok . . .
[[Harry approaches a guard]]
[[Inaudible whispers between Harry and the guard.]]
Harry: [[moving away from the guard]] damn!
Some Randomer: [[singing]] muggles muggles everywhere. Look! They're here! Look they're there!
Harry: [[turning to look at her]] what the hell?
The Randomer: come on Ginny! Sing along! [[begins to sing again now with a little red haired girl joining in as four red haired boys approached the two singing females]] Muggles muggles everywhere. We just stop! Stop and stare!
Percy: Mother!
Fred and George: mum!
Ron: Mum!
[[All the red heads turn and stare at Ron]]
Ron: Sorry, I just felt I had to say something and that's all that came out.
Fred: ok Ron
George: We believe you.
Mrs Weasley: [[how do we suddenly know her name? Hmm? Well I'll tell you. We're smart. Yep. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.]] Boys calm down! Stop freaking out and overreacting! Just for the love of god CALM DOWN!
[[Looong pause]]
Harry: excuse me?
Mrs W: Yes?
Harry: how do I get there?
Mrs W: Huh?
Harry: y'know, there.
Mrs W:[[suddenly understanding Harry's total craziness]] OH! Right. You just run through the wall between stations 8 and 6.
Ginny: Mum. That would mean we're going through to station 7.
Mrs W: Ginny please don't interrupt me when I'm talking to this little munchkin.
Harry: NO! I AM NOT A MUNCHKIN!
Mrs W: course not darling. Right Percy! Let's go!
[[Eventually Harry's on the train. All alone in his little compartment.]]
[[For some odd reason, he can magically hear the Weasley's conversation, as the train is about to leave.]]
Percy: Well Mother! See you! Perfects are up at the front you see.
Mrs W: A perfect! I'm so proud!
Fred: Why does he need a badge to tell him he's perfect?
George: You tell him the entire time mum!
Fred: not to mention that mirror he's got. "Oh Percy you are perfect! You will get that lovely perfect badge!"
Percy: Be quiet!
Mrs W: Fred, George. I don't want Dumbledore to send me a Ring Tailed Lemur saying you've destroyed a toilet!
Fred: But we already destroyed a -
George: Mum! Don't you worry about us.
Ginny: So who was that boy then?
Fred & George: Harry Potter!
Mrs W: how do you know that?
Fred: well let's see. It's the name of this story, and the entire thing is based around the boy!
George: Do you really think we play any real importance in this story?
Ron: I do.
Fred: shush Ron.
Ron: but I -
[[Loud whistle]]
Mrs W: love you all! Kisses!
Ron, Percy, Fred & George: Bye!
Fred & George: Love Love!
[[The train pulled away from the station]]
Ron: [[entering the carriage]] hi there
Harry: Hi.
Ron: Do you mind if I sit in here, it's just that I don't want to be alone.
Harry: sure
Ron: thanks.
[[Long pause]]
Ron: is it true that you're Harry Potter?
Harry: yep.
Ron: And you mum was Lily Potter?
Harry: er. . . yes.
Ron: wow. Do you have any pictures of her?
Harry: who? My mum?
Ron:[[nods]]
Harry: sorry no.
Ron: ah well.
Harry: are you and all those boys and that girl from the same family?
Ron: yes. Couldn't you tell from the red hair?
Harry: oh right. Sorry.
Ron: nah it's ok. I'm usually just "one of the red heads" nothing special. It's kind of nice to be thought that I might not be related to them and be my own person once and be appreciated and respected for the person I am.
Harry: ok. . .
Ron: I saw you have an owl.
Harry: That's Hedwig.
Ron: cool name. I have a Ring Tailed Lemur. He's called Scabby.
[[He takes out the Ring Tailed Lemur, which is, to Harry's relief, asleep]]
Ron: [[off Harry's look]] Don't you like him?
Harry: I just don't like Ring Tailed Lemurs. I had a bad experience with one quite recently.
Ron: ah. . .
Harry: Do you think I'll be bad at magic?
Ron: maybe. [[begins to sing to himself]] come on over, come on over baby, come on over, come on over baby, hey boy don't you know I got something goin' on. Do do do do.
Harry: right. . . .
[[The witch with the food trolley comes to their compartment and they get a load of. . . . stuff. . . .to . . . eat . . .]]
Ron: oooh Chocolate clowns!
Harry: what are they?
Ron: They're just chocolate in the shape of clowns, but they have a collectable cactus in every one!
Harry: wow!
Ron: and the pictures and portraits of wizards move!
Harry: how is that relevant?
Ron: haven't you read the. . . oh never mind.
Harry: the people in pictures stay still in muggle photos.
Ron: weird. Wow you got Leafy Lotts Autumn flavour beans!
Harry: are they good?
Ron: Well there's apple crumble flavour, rhubarb flavour, tree flavour, and of course, leaf flavour.
Harry: wow.
Neville: [[walking in]] anyone seen my toad?
Ron: sorry.
Neville: damn!
[[he left]]
Ron: toads are useless. I wonder why he wants to keep him so much. Ah well I've got scabby, so who knows?
Harry: yeah. . .
A.N. part two of this chapter will be up as soon as possible. Review! NOW!
