I do not own any characters, Teen Titan or Yu Yu Hakusho. I get nothing from writting this but satisfaction and stress relief.

(A/N As promised with the story Of Demons, Wands and Swords, I will be updating one story or the other every Thursday at least. I want to finish these two before I start finishing off the others and then posting others that I have started, which will probably be finished by the time I post them, rofl. So, hope you enjoy this.)

The morning sun was just rising as the demons returned, Kurama switching back to Shuuichi's form as they arrived at the door of the tower. Hiei was smirking at the redhead, totally amused by the night's activities. He followed the Kitsune inside and started to chuckle. Kurama looked over his shoulder at the fire demon. "It's not funny Hiei. Honestly, Youko has no control whatsoever."

Hiei was still chuckling when they rounded the corner and met up with B.B. and Cy. The smirk instantly faded from Hiei's face, although if you looked closesly, the amusement was still visible in his eyes. Kurama gave a quick, uneasy grin to the two Titans. "Hello"

B.B. just looked at Kurama and nodded and then looked to Hiei "What is so funny?" Hiei smirked again and Kurama rolled his eyes "It's not funny Hiei, honestly."

Hiei hn'd and darted off "It was to me" was his trailing reply. Kurama sighed softly and rubbed at the spot between his eyes. "Youko is a bit... destructive."

Robin came around the corner and raised an eyebrow to the kitsune at this remark. "What did you destroy? We didn't get any reports last night of destruction."

Hiei came back with a chuckle "Not a what, it was more of a who, or a group of who's." The smirk was firmly back in place "And not only is he destructive, he also has a messed up sense of humor. Yusuke should appreciate this one, Kurama."

The red head groaned and covered his eyes "It wasn't me, honest. Blame Youko." With that fox darted off and Hiei stood with the male members of the Titans, smirking at Kurama's retreating back. Robin looked at the vertically challenged fire demon "So, what happened?"

"Hn, we came across some more demons last night, nothing we couldn't handle, however, since it was Youko I was out with last night and not Kurama, things were a bit more interesting then a straight fight."

"How do you mean?" inquired Cy.

"Let's just say that Raven's father is going to have an interesting array of plants arranged on his front door this morning." He smirked when he thought of Youko grabbing dead branches off the ground, putting them in pots he had ... appropriated from a nearby store and then hung various demon body parts from the outgrowing branches of the dead plants. Even though Hiei had wanted no part of it, they had taken the plants back through the portals the now deceased demons had entered through and had left them in an artful arrangement on the ground before the castle gates, before coming back to the Ningenkai and sealing the portal.

Then there had been the whole pork episode with the Mosque.....*

Hiei looked up and smirked, "Did you tell the others, Cyborg, about what Mukuro told us?" Cy nodded to him. "Yeah, me and Raven explained it to them, we were waiting for you two to return before we figure out a plan of attack." Hiei nodded "Kurama gave a few suggestions last night, most of them was just Youko talking and completely inappropriate, but he did suggest that we wait till Yusuke and the moron get here for our final attack."

He looked down the hall suddenly, eyes widening and groaned "I must go. We should have a meeting this afternoon. I need to go report to Koenma and see about getting the other two here. The sooner we stop these attacks the better we will be."

With that he was off, running towards where Kurama was standing, smirking at the T.V. as a reporter, standing in front of a tower pile of pork on the steps of the local Mosque, was talking. Raven was staring in horror at the rotting meat, which Hiei knew had to be smelling rancid, more so then it did last night. "I swear, Youko needs a new sense of humor." Kurama looked towards Hiei with a grin and the fire demon saw the yellow in his eyes and sighed. "Come on, Kurama. We need to make a report."

Kurama looked at the T.V. one more time, before turning, noting with pride the looks of disgust on the Titan's faces, seeing as they were all now gathered around the t.v. watching the report of the "sick individual who would provoke the cities Muslims like this."

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Kurama was holding the communication mirror away from his face, wincing at the loud voice that was yelling at him over the small compact. "...would seem like something Yusuke would do, but not you Kurama, how could you even do that?" In the background, Hiei and Kurama could hear the loud guffaws of Yusuke and Kuwabara and the equally loud voice of Boton telling them to shut up. Kurama sighed and cut off the small godling in mid sentance "...should return you here and keep you under lock and key....."

"I'm sorry Koenma, Youko was a bit off yesterday" sideways glance to Hiei who just looked away "and he needed to let some tension out. Please, you know I don't have any control over him when he is lose."

Koenma took a calming breath "Fine, just don't do it again." He gestured to the right, seemingly towards the other two "As for what Hiei found out yesterday, well, Yusuke and Kuwabara are leaving immediately to join you. You are going to need them for this fight." Kurama nodded and then looked uncomfortable again.

"One more thing, Koenma."

"Yeah? What is that?"

"Well, some demons came through a portal last night, and well....."

Hiei broke in "Let's just say you don't want Youko doing funeral arrangements at flower shops."

(A/N well, seems this will go out before Thursday, so you will get two stories this week, not sure what story will get the Thursday update though, you will have to check either one of them. I hope you guys liked this one, I thought it was funny as hell.

Now, before you get angry with me about the whole Mosque bit. I am not knocking the Muslims. Except for the extremeists that scare the crap out of me, I hold nothing but respect for those who are of the Muslim faith. This little episode with the pork and the mosque was actually not my idea. A few years ago, while living in Georgia, my husband and I were part of a roleplaying group and one day, while playing Vampire: the masquerade, my husband was playing a Malkavian (Sabbat at that). Now all Malkavian's are crazy. one part of this game, we were running through the park, mutilating squirrels and leaving their bodies... artfully displayed on the park lawn. Then my husband decided to leave a dead pig on the mosque steps as a "gift", he even had it with a pretty bow. Don't know why, but something in the writing leading up to where I first mention this part, I was reminded of this game and thought to throw it in as a tribute to my husband. So you know, my husband is safely in Kuwait now and should be going into Iraq sometime this week. He gets air sick, so i am glad that he is done with the flight at least, although I wish he would stay in Kuwait, would be less of a worry for me.

Hope you liked this story. Don't flame me on the mosque bit, please. Just was a bit sentimental thinking of my husband and it seemed like a prank Youko would do, at least in this story.)