Kiryuu here!  This is the first chapter of my parodies. … this one is a Superbowl one… FedEx, and well…Just read it … tell me if you like it.

Yamcha:  Piccolo, got a minute? –Krillin and Yamcha sit down in a white room- Listen Piccolo…we're on to you.  We know you're an alien…

Krillin:  Admit it.

Yamcha:  You're just here studying the human race.

Piccolo:  -wearing a human mask- Why don't we use FedEx.?

Yamcha:  Heh, that's all you ever say…we're not buying it, I mean… it's so obvious… I mean look at you …you're green!

Piccolo:  Why don't we use FedEx?

Yamcha:  The jig is up.  It's over.

Master Roshi:  -comes in- Piccolo, we have a ton of work packages to send out do you have any ideas?

Piccolo:  Why don't we use FedEx?

Master Roshi:  Good thinking Piccolo!  You two…back to work.

Goku:  FedEx…it's all you need to know.