I HAVE RETURNED!!!! (Olympic triumphal march music) (PTG marches around
house, or as the case may be, school, quite proudly.) I had better get
more reviews! If not... (grabs Knives' gun and levels it at the readers) I
know where you live.
BTW: I'm not one of those Legato-obsessors. If it needs clarifying, which, by the end of the chapter, it won't.
Response to the Future Weasel: I'm glad you like my fics! I will soon be writing a YYH/Trigun x-over, so if you want to read that... Anyway, yours are cool too, though I haven't read but one.
Response to Allen-person: Hi! Thanks!
DISCLAIMER! Need I reiterate?
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ReVash: The brothers followed the road into the desert. They had only been walking five minutes when a figure appeared on the road ahead of them, coming their way. A figure with a white coat and blue hair...
Chapter 4: The Trouble With Minions
The figure resolved itself into that of a tall man with blue hair. Knives stared, and Vash's jaw dropped. "L-l-l-l-legato?"
Legato stopped, stared, twitched, licked his arm, and walked calmly over. He used his mind powers to make Vash walk in tiny circles, bowed to Knives, and asked, "Master, are you alright?"
"Yes.... Aren't you supposed to be dead, minion?"
"Yeah, I was kinda wondering about that myself," added Vash, from his tiny circle walk. Legato did an evil frown and made Vash's arm bend in a way it shouldn't. Poor Vash.
Knives glared. "Minion, stop that."
"But mastah..."
"I said stop that now, d@mmit! Leave my brother alone!"
Legato sigh. "Yes mastah." Leaves Vash alone and sits down. Licking his arm.
Knives looked at poor sad Vash. "You okay?"
(Vash twitch and do rolly eyes.) "I'll get over it thankyou...."
Let's pause while Vash gets over it...
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...
...
... Man, it's taking him forever.
Vash gets over it. "But I thought you were dead? And I was the one who killed you..." gets teary eyes. Legato grinned. "Yes, you thought you killed me. Are you really that stupid? D'you really think dead people smile that much? I was laughing, 'cuz you missed from a distance of two inches."
Vash sniffed. "But I don't miss!"
"You did this time." Legato smiled and licked his arm. Vash cried for about three seconds, then stopped. "Alright," he said, pointing down the road with a noble expression on his face, "Let's go!"
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They'd been walking for a couple hours when Vash stopped in his tracks, sat down, and said, "I'm getting hungry."
"Alright," shrugged Knives. "Where's the food?" They looked at each other. "No way," said Knives.
"Yes." Vash nodded in a small voice.
"You forgot the food?"
"I had some donuts... earlier... but not anymore."
Knives sighed. "Vash, you idiot. I don't know how you survived the last eighty years. Here, I have a couple apples." He threw one to Vash.
"Mastah, can I have one too?"
"No, and you know why."
"Aw, Knives, that's mean." Faster than Knives could react, Vash picked up an apple from his brother's side and threw it to Legato.
Knives turned to Vash. "Vash, you fool! Do you know what you've done?"
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PTG: heh heh heh heh heh....
Knives: umm...
PTG: Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh....
Vash: Oh no....
PTG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Knives and Vash: RUN AWAY!
The next chapter....shall spell DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BTW: I'm not one of those Legato-obsessors. If it needs clarifying, which, by the end of the chapter, it won't.
Response to the Future Weasel: I'm glad you like my fics! I will soon be writing a YYH/Trigun x-over, so if you want to read that... Anyway, yours are cool too, though I haven't read but one.
Response to Allen-person: Hi! Thanks!
DISCLAIMER! Need I reiterate?
~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~
ReVash: The brothers followed the road into the desert. They had only been walking five minutes when a figure appeared on the road ahead of them, coming their way. A figure with a white coat and blue hair...
Chapter 4: The Trouble With Minions
The figure resolved itself into that of a tall man with blue hair. Knives stared, and Vash's jaw dropped. "L-l-l-l-legato?"
Legato stopped, stared, twitched, licked his arm, and walked calmly over. He used his mind powers to make Vash walk in tiny circles, bowed to Knives, and asked, "Master, are you alright?"
"Yes.... Aren't you supposed to be dead, minion?"
"Yeah, I was kinda wondering about that myself," added Vash, from his tiny circle walk. Legato did an evil frown and made Vash's arm bend in a way it shouldn't. Poor Vash.
Knives glared. "Minion, stop that."
"But mastah..."
"I said stop that now, d@mmit! Leave my brother alone!"
Legato sigh. "Yes mastah." Leaves Vash alone and sits down. Licking his arm.
Knives looked at poor sad Vash. "You okay?"
(Vash twitch and do rolly eyes.) "I'll get over it thankyou...."
Let's pause while Vash gets over it...
...
...
...
... Man, it's taking him forever.
Vash gets over it. "But I thought you were dead? And I was the one who killed you..." gets teary eyes. Legato grinned. "Yes, you thought you killed me. Are you really that stupid? D'you really think dead people smile that much? I was laughing, 'cuz you missed from a distance of two inches."
Vash sniffed. "But I don't miss!"
"You did this time." Legato smiled and licked his arm. Vash cried for about three seconds, then stopped. "Alright," he said, pointing down the road with a noble expression on his face, "Let's go!"
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They'd been walking for a couple hours when Vash stopped in his tracks, sat down, and said, "I'm getting hungry."
"Alright," shrugged Knives. "Where's the food?" They looked at each other. "No way," said Knives.
"Yes." Vash nodded in a small voice.
"You forgot the food?"
"I had some donuts... earlier... but not anymore."
Knives sighed. "Vash, you idiot. I don't know how you survived the last eighty years. Here, I have a couple apples." He threw one to Vash.
"Mastah, can I have one too?"
"No, and you know why."
"Aw, Knives, that's mean." Faster than Knives could react, Vash picked up an apple from his brother's side and threw it to Legato.
Knives turned to Vash. "Vash, you fool! Do you know what you've done?"
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PTG: heh heh heh heh heh....
Knives: umm...
PTG: Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh....
Vash: Oh no....
PTG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Knives and Vash: RUN AWAY!
The next chapter....shall spell DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
