[Hal's A/N: I don't own anything, except my poem, okay! This is also an alias page for my PPC reviews. If you'd like to review my fic "PPC: The Sues Must Die!" that was taken off FF.net and is now posted here(). So, just review for this or my PPC fic below(please classify which one in review). I was bored and decided to write a Sue poem. Enjoy! It is called, 'Mary Sues'.]

Sues, pretty girls

They make us want to hurl

Beautiful and pretty

Never very witty

Complete and perfect

Canon they seem to neglect

Sue powers, so outrageous

While being incredibly gorgeous

Angsty Sue

Questing Sue

Transplanted Sue

Hybrid Sue

Somebody's Sister Sue

Grrl Sue

Bitchy Sue

Yenta Sue

Offspring Sue

Fated Sue

Gothy Sue

Silicone Sue

Saintly Sue

Goddess Sue

Fairy Sue

Elven Sue

Canon Sue

Dead Sue(after we kill them)

Oh, so many Sues!

Why can't they just kill themselves

And give the PPC a rest

They are such pests

*sigh* Sues….