[Hal's A/N: I don't own anything, except my poem, okay! This is also an alias page for my PPC reviews. If you'd like to review my fic "PPC: The Sues Must Die!" that was taken off FF.net and is now posted here(). So, just review for this or my PPC fic below(please classify which one in review). I was bored and decided to write a Sue poem. Enjoy! It is called, 'Mary Sues'.]
Sues, pretty girls
They make us want to hurl
Beautiful and pretty
Never very witty
Complete and perfect
Canon they seem to neglect
Sue powers, so outrageous
While being incredibly gorgeous
Angsty Sue
Questing Sue
Transplanted Sue
Hybrid Sue
Somebody's Sister Sue
Grrl Sue
Bitchy Sue
Yenta Sue
Offspring Sue
Fated Sue
Gothy Sue
Silicone Sue
Saintly Sue
Goddess Sue
Fairy Sue
Elven Sue
Canon Sue
Dead Sue(after we kill them)
Oh, so many Sues!
Why can't they just kill themselves
And give the PPC a rest
They are such pests
*sigh* Sues….
