Okay this is a one shot fic. I was bored. O.o

Disclaimer: Don't own anything.

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X was staring over at Zero while they sat in the blue bomber's room, or more precisely, at his chest.

"What's wrong with you?" growled Zero.

"...."

"Earth to X... ... There's a maverick attack!"

"Shuddup. I'm perfectly aware."

"Why are you staring at my chest?"

"..."

Zero sighed in this inadequate response. For a minute more they sat there and did the same thing; Zero staring at X and X staring at Zero's chest, but both were startled when they heard the loud ringing of the bell, signaling that there was a maverick attack on the base.

The pair ran out, not exchanging words or glances. Zero's saber came out and X's fist transformed into his blaster. The battle was quick, but it made everyone sweaty and tired by the time that all the mavericks were killed or chased away. Afterwards, Zero and X went back into the room, and resumed the activities they were doing earlier... but this time, it changed.

Five minutes into the staring session, X screamed, "MAN BOOBIE LIGHTS!" before racing out of the door, yelling it again and again with laughs between every statement. Zero stared after his friend/lover (pick which one you prefer).

"... Okay..."

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=O I made it so it could be a slash. Dunno why. XDDD Woot... I need a life...

Review pleaaaaaaaase!