Disclaimer: HI!!! I'm sorry that I haven't updated in 5 months but I really didn't think that anyone like this story cause I only got 2 reviews (reviewing makes me happy)...that is until chanie12357 reviewed all of my stories specifying The Torture of the Professor as her favorite ^_^ I really felt loved after that and it inspired me to not give up on this story! I want to express my deepest gratitude to you chanie12357 and to tell everyone that I am also in the process of updating Too Bad...so far my most successful story

P.S...well its kind of hard to say but there was once this story that I loved dearly and the author screwed one of the chapters up so bad that I was never able to forgive her...so don't hate me ^_^ I have writers block

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It was class as usual for Professor Son Gohan's high school English (/Japanese) class. Or at least it was supposed to be. As of right then ever person in the class was dead silent while they were staring at the current presenters show and tell project. An incredibly sexy man was standing in the middle of the room; arms crossed and as always ready to kick some ass! The school beauty, Bra Briefs stood behind the presentation podium radiating with satisfaction.

And the main topic of everyone's stunned silence was sitting shocked behind his teacher's desk. Gohan looked scared (doesn't he always)! The tight ass professor was looking like he had seen something that he was avoiding and didn't want to see again, when in fact all of this was true. Ever since Gohan had gotten his schedule for his 2003-2004 class he had avoided Vegeta entirely. He just knew that Vegeta, being very protective of his little princess and all, would threaten him in to treating her nicely and even subtly Gohan didn't want to get pushed around like he had being a dork in high school.

"Hehe..." Bra snickered looking at the pair, Vegeta and Gohan, who were currently engaged in a glaring contest, teacher obviously losing as he tried to look away. "Uh uhmm"

The class was brought back to reality as the presenter cleared her throat and started her presentation.

"Anyway...as most of you know or have realized by now by the striking resemblance, my dad here will be my presentation! Now some of you might be thinking 'hey that isn't a treasured object to gloat over (cough yes it is)' well I have brought my father for show and tell today because he is a very important part of my life and he's not exactly like other dads so why show him to everyone."

By now everyone was thoroughly interested and Gohan was scowling quite openly that Bra would stoop so low as to bring her father into the picture. He turned his head slightly to see Vegeta still glaring and quickly turned back around.

"As you all can see my dad is a little bit vertically challenged but also as you can no doubt tell what he lacks in height he more than makes up for in strength. He trains constantly...everyday to achieve the utmost perfection in his abilities and techniques in the martial arts. It takes a great amount of time effort and will to be as physically fit as my dad and his strong friends. In case all of you didn't know Professor Son was also a martial artist in his day and time. He was feared and worshiped throughout the city for his stupendous deeds and hideous dance moves and was appropriately names Saya Man." Bra yelled getting to the climax of her story, "But now all that's left of him is a sad, lonely...WEAK high school professor!"

"Bra I think you're a little out of..." Gohan objected but was abruptly cut short as a small Ki blast flew centimeters from his face, leaving a gash in the wall with a crash.

"As I was saying...my dad could easily kick Gohan's ass!"

Everyone gasped at cool Bra Briefs last statement. They all knew Bra and the teacher's relationship to be one of hostility but she had always been stealthy in her remarks about him. One 'I know all his dirty secrets no wonder he picks on me' and another 'It must run in the family, you know, you don't see many gene pools of clueless poor jackass's anymore do you?' couldn't hurt anyone. But there she was standing just as tall and proud as her father in front of the classroom full of people who loved and admired her.

Son Gohan was a whole nether story all together. His face had drained of all the color a while ago when he realized the way the conversation was going. He tried to act as cool and precise as he could...but found it difficult with a mass murderer looking down his back and a bunch of high school students waiting to see what he would do next.

"So Gohan...what's it going to be? You gonna be a man and apologize or get pulverized by the prince of all Saiyans?"

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Well! There you have it folks...I'm stuck...review please so I can get on with the story...is Gohan going to admit defeat and apologize or is Vegeta gonna have to kick some ass to the right answer? I don't know and I probably won't get a good idea unless I have some help ^_^ I LOVE REVIEWS