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*Chapter 3: Allies and Enemies*
Yugi: Well, I can't fight, and I get the feeling these guys don't know how to duel.
Bug: What?! Draw your weapon, and I'll show you!
Yami: Nope, they're clueless. You do know what you have to do, right?
Yugi: Yep!
Yami: You're going to kill them? Really? I've misjudged you…
Yugi: When did I say I was going to do that? I'm running! *Runs back to the First District*
Yami: …Darn you.
Yugi: Must… get… to… shelter… *Sees more bug things* Geez, these things are everywhere! Let's see… I don't have any kind of weapon…
Yami: You couldn't even use one if you had one.
Yugi: Good point. _ There's only one thing to do now. I hate to do this, but I must…
Yami: And that is?
Yugi: Suicide is the only option!
Yami: You idiot… at least die fighting for your pathetic life! =/
Yugi: o_o Yes sir!
*Suddenly, a bright flash fills the area. When it vanishes, Yugi is left holding a key about the size of a sword.*
Yugi: What just happened? Oh come on! Am I supposed to kill these things with a KEY?! Give me a break!
Yami: Keep away from my Kit Kat bars!
Yugi: v_v You watch too much TV. What do you think about this key?
Yami: I think a dinner plate would have been a better weapon. A key is just pathetic!
Yugi: …So is a dinner plate.
Yami: Want to bet? Just watch!
*FLASHBACK*
*Yami is standing in an Egyptian palace with at least 20 ninjas surrounding him*
Ninja #1: You cannot escape, Pharaoh! You have no weapons, while we have all of our throw able objects! *All the ninjas bring out shrunken, knives, swords, axes, and dictionaries*
Yami: o_O Dictionaries?
Ninja #2: Play Final Fantasy Tactics and fear our power!
Yami: _
*HOLD IT!*
Yugi: How could you have ninjas, dictionaries, and video games back in Ancient Egypt?
Yami: …We have our ways. _
Yugi: …Er, ok.
Yami: Now if I may continue…
*BACK TO THE FLASHBACK*
Ninja #3: It's time for you to die!
Yami: Ah, but there is one problem with your plan.
Ninja #4: And that would be?
Yami: I AM ARMED! *Brings out a dinner plate*
Ninja #5: …-_-; Riiiight.
Yami: Just watch! *Throws dinner plate*
*The plate acts like a boomerang, spinning around the whole room and striking down all the ninjas and returning to Yami*
Yami: *Catches plate* Never underestimate the power of a plate!
*END FLASHBACK*
Yugi: o_O
Yami: So you see, that is why a key pales to a dinner plate.
Yugi: I'll take your word on that. _
Yami: Well, I suppose you might as well use that key and wack some heads…
Yugi: *Shrugs* Ok. *Hits a Heartless, killing it* O_o Woah, these guys are weak!
Yami: Too bad we're outnumbered.
Yugi: Well, since I broke their circle, they are not surrounding us anymore. RUN! *Runs and eventually finds a shop* THANK GOODNESS! *Runs inside*
Store Person: Hi, how can I help... another kid? Why don't any normal people ever come? -_-
Yugi: Hey! I happen to be a teenager, you know. And I'm perfectly normal!
Store Person: Well, you look like you're about 8 to me. And if that hair isn't weird, I don't know WHAT is.
Yugi: Hey, don't mess with my hair! And I am not eight! I'm sixteen! And don't even say anything!
Store Person: Wouldn't dream of it. _
Yugi: I was sucked into some big orb and ended up here! I'm looking for my friends. They're about my age. Have you seen them, manager?
Store Person: Three things.
Yugi: Shoot.
Store Person: *Shoots Yugi*
Yugi: x_X I didn't mean like that…
Store Person: That felt good. Ok, number one: I am NOT Manager. My name is Cid. You will call me Cid. Got it?
Yugi: Sure Manager!
Cid: *Shoots Yugi again* Number two: Are all these kids as short as you?
Yugi: Ow… it hurts… no.
Cid: Number three: You're completely nuts.
Yugi: I love nuts!
Cid: *Sighs*
Yugi: So can you help?
Cid: No.
Yugi: Ok, then I'm going to look around for them then. Thanks anyway. *Walks off*
Cid: *Shakes head* What a loony.
Moogle: HEY! Why didn't I get to say anything kupo?
Cid: Because you touch yourself at night.
Moogle: -_- That joke is so old kupo…
*Outside*
Yugi: Whew, those bug things are gone.
???: What, you're looking for them? Don't worry, they'll be back.
Yugi: Huh?
*A man steps out of the shadows*
???: They are attracted to the Keyblade you wield. I have no idea why it would choose a kid like you…
Yugi: Does EVERYONE here think I am a kid?
???: ...Probably. Anyway, hand over the Keyblade. I want to borrow it…
Yugi: You mean steal it.
???: Noooo… _ I mean borrow.
Yugi: You're a thief and child molester! OMGWTH?!
???: Say WHAT?
Yugi: I'll kill you!
???: -_-;;; Fine, let's do this the hard way… *Draws sword*
To be continued…
