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*Chapter 3: Allies and Enemies*

Yugi: Well, I can't fight, and I get the feeling these guys don't know how to duel.

Bug: What?! Draw your weapon, and I'll show you!

Yami: Nope, they're clueless. You do know what you have to do, right?

Yugi: Yep!

Yami: You're going to kill them? Really? I've misjudged you…

Yugi: When did I say I was going to do that? I'm running! *Runs back to the First District*

Yami: …Darn you.

Yugi: Must… get… to… shelter… *Sees more bug things* Geez, these things are everywhere! Let's see… I don't have any kind of weapon…

Yami: You couldn't even use one if you had one.

Yugi: Good point. _ There's only one thing to do now. I hate to do this, but I must…

Yami: And that is?

Yugi: Suicide is the only option!

Yami: You idiot… at least die fighting for your pathetic life! =/

Yugi: o_o Yes sir!

*Suddenly, a bright flash fills the area. When it vanishes, Yugi is left holding a key about the size of a sword.*

Yugi: What just happened? Oh come on! Am I supposed to kill these things with a KEY?! Give me a break!

Yami: Keep away from my Kit Kat bars!

Yugi: v_v You watch too much TV. What do you think about this key?

Yami: I think a dinner plate would have been a better weapon. A key is just pathetic!

Yugi: …So is a dinner plate.

Yami: Want to bet? Just watch!

*FLASHBACK*

*Yami is standing in an Egyptian palace with at least 20 ninjas surrounding him*

Ninja #1: You cannot escape, Pharaoh! You have no weapons, while we have all of our throw able objects! *All the ninjas bring out shrunken, knives, swords, axes, and dictionaries*

Yami: o_O Dictionaries?

Ninja #2: Play Final Fantasy Tactics and fear our power!

Yami: _

*HOLD IT!*

Yugi: How could you have ninjas, dictionaries, and video games back in Ancient Egypt?

Yami: …We have our ways. _

Yugi: …Er, ok.

Yami: Now if I may continue…

*BACK TO THE FLASHBACK*

Ninja #3: It's time for you to die!

Yami: Ah, but there is one problem with your plan.

Ninja #4: And that would be?

Yami: I AM ARMED! *Brings out a dinner plate*

Ninja #5: …-_-; Riiiight.

Yami: Just watch! *Throws dinner plate*

*The plate acts like a boomerang, spinning around the whole room and striking down all the ninjas and returning to Yami*

Yami: *Catches plate* Never underestimate the power of a plate!

*END FLASHBACK*

Yugi: o_O

Yami: So you see, that is why a key pales to a dinner plate.

Yugi: I'll take your word on that. _

Yami: Well, I suppose you might as well use that key and wack some heads…

Yugi: *Shrugs* Ok. *Hits a Heartless, killing it* O_o Woah, these guys are weak!

Yami: Too bad we're outnumbered.

Yugi: Well, since I broke their circle, they are not surrounding us anymore. RUN! *Runs and eventually finds a shop* THANK GOODNESS! *Runs inside*

Store Person: Hi, how can I help... another kid? Why don't any normal people ever come? -_-

Yugi: Hey! I happen to be a teenager, you know. And I'm perfectly normal!

Store Person: Well, you look like you're about 8 to me. And if that hair isn't weird, I don't know WHAT is.

Yugi: Hey, don't mess with my hair! And I am not eight! I'm sixteen! And don't even say anything!

Store Person: Wouldn't dream of it. _

Yugi: I was sucked into some big orb and ended up here! I'm looking for my friends. They're about my age. Have you seen them, manager?

Store Person: Three things.

Yugi: Shoot.

Store Person: *Shoots Yugi*

Yugi: x_X I didn't mean like that…

Store Person: That felt good. Ok, number one: I am NOT Manager. My name is Cid. You will call me Cid. Got it?

Yugi: Sure Manager!

Cid: *Shoots Yugi again* Number two: Are all these kids as short as you?

Yugi: Ow… it hurts… no.

Cid: Number three: You're completely nuts.

Yugi: I love nuts!

Cid: *Sighs*

Yugi: So can you help?

Cid: No.

Yugi: Ok, then I'm going to look around for them then. Thanks anyway. *Walks off*

Cid: *Shakes head* What a loony.

Moogle: HEY! Why didn't I get to say anything kupo?

Cid: Because you touch yourself at night.

Moogle: -_- That joke is so old kupo…

*Outside*

Yugi: Whew, those bug things are gone.

???: What, you're looking for them? Don't worry, they'll be back.

Yugi: Huh?

*A man steps out of the shadows*

???: They are attracted to the Keyblade you wield. I have no idea why it would choose a kid like you…

Yugi: Does EVERYONE here think I am a kid?

???: ...Probably. Anyway, hand over the Keyblade. I want to borrow it…

Yugi: You mean steal it.

???: Noooo… _ I mean borrow.

Yugi: You're a thief and child molester! OMGWTH?!

???: Say WHAT?

Yugi: I'll kill you!

???: -_-;;; Fine, let's do this the hard way… *Draws sword*

To be continued…