A/N: Hi people…! Anyway this is my first attempt to a sweet, funny fic so I hope you enjoy it… Ü… by the way Hermione and co. is in their 5th year…

DISCLAIMER: obviously I don't own it.. well.. if I do… why would I write a fanfic?

Summary: After the huge fight scene Hermione and Malfoy had displayed in the great hall. Dumbledore decided to punish them by making their right hand stick together and by making them unseparable. Now that they're stuck together… will love spark?


"Hermione!" Parvati, Ginny, and Lavender squealed together as they jumped up and down on Hermione's bed.

Hermione rolled her eyes and faced her back to them. "Go away!" she muttered sleepily. Lavender, Ginny and Parvati seemed oblivious to Hermione's request and the three of them continued jumping nevertheless. "Stop it… Please!" she groaned.

Ginny sat next to Hermione and started shaking her vigorously. Hermione gasped.

"Hermione! Wake up!" Ginny squealed enthusiastically. "We heard the wonderful news!"

"Yeah!" Parvati piped in, appearing suddenly on Hermione's left side. "Someone told us you and Malfoy are an item now. Is it true?" Lavender giggled and nodded eagerly in agreement.

Hermione blinked a few times, trying to comprehend what she just heard. She slowly repeated the news in her head… an item now?…

"What the hell…" she muttered slowly as her brain started to work. Hermione immediately sat up, her face horrified. "WHAT!" She shouted, her voice resonating on the walls of their dormitory. "Where on earth did you hear THAT!" she demanded, disgusted.

Ginny, Lavender and Parvati backed away immediately.

"Hey Herm! Calm down…" Ginny said cautiously. "We were just joking!"

Hermione stared at her alarm clock beside her bed and faced them, "Okay…" she said slowly as she plopped her pillow and lay down, "So, uh… Why exactly are you here?" she asked, "And why on earth do you need me so badly that you have to wake me up in the middle of the night?" she added exasperatedly. Parvati and Lavender both sat down at the edge of Hermione's bed yet again.

The 3 of them grinned at her brightly. "Well…" they chorused, "We want to hear the whole story…"

"The entire story!" Ginny said.

"The complete and precise story!" Lavender chimed in.

"The real story!" Parvati pipped in excitedly.

"What story?" Hermione asked, totally confused.

"Your huge fight scene!" Ginny said excitedly. "—you know with Malfoy!"

"Come on, Hermione! Tell us! We weren't here… we're at Hogsmeade!" Lavender said pleadingly.

"Yeah… are the rumors true? You almost destroyed the Great hall?" Parvati asked thrilled.

Hermione sat up and stared unbelievingly at them. "You made this whole racket just for THAT?" she demanded.

"C'mon, Hermione!" Lavender insisted. "Just tell us the story so you could carry on with your beauty sleep" The 3 girls grinned at her. She sighed heavily, defeated. "Oh… Alright!" she snapped.

"Go on…" Ginny urged her. Lavender and Parvati leaned closer to her, not wanting to miss out anything.

Hermione rolled her eyes, "Okay… it's like this…" she paused for a while, sat up straight and took a deep breath, "He insulted me" she started. "You know, with his usual verbal insults and everything."

"Okay…" Ginny said, urging her to go on.

"Well… to tell you honestly I don't know what came over me. I just snapped and I mean snapped like there's no tomorrow." she laughed softly. "And that's when I strangled him with my bare hands and started punching him, not to mention slapping him and cursing him." she sighed. "I was so angry! I just couldn't control myself anymore. He has no right to insult my parents in front of me!"

"Is that all?" Parvati asked urgently.

Hermione laughed. "Of course there's more… do you expect Malfoy to just stand there?"

Lavender gasped. "Don't tell me he hurt you?"

"He did," Hermione said softly, "he aimed his wand at me and I got blown away"

"What!" Lavender, Parvati and Ginny said together in fury. "How dare him—!"

"Don't worry" Hermione cut in. "I've dealt with him already. I hexed him… almost to death because of it. I was just lucky I missed his entire body

… but still! I was still blown away!" she gritted her teeth as she remembered what happened earlier. "Well, to cut the long story short… we almost destroyed the great hall and might've been fighting up until now if McGonagall and Snape didn't show."

"Oh my God! I hope you're not expelled!" Ginny exclaimed, horrified. "Are you?"

Hermione smiled at her. "Surprisingly, no…" she sighed, "But 60 points from Gryffindor by McGonagall… and 70 points from Snape!" she shook her head slowly, "Sometimes when I replay the whole deal in my head… It's just not worth it! Sometimes I just wish it didn't happen at all…"

Parvati patted Hermione's back slowly. "It's not your fault, Hermione…" she muttered softly at her.

Hermione bowed down. "That's what bothering me the most. I'm being punished for something I didn't start. Now I have this punishment tomorrow morning which is, according to McGonagall, the worst punishment in Hogwarts!"

Parvati, Lavender and Ginny were silent. Their mouths forming a small 'o'.

"Yeah…" Hermione said as she sighed dramatically. "This is it then… even Harry and Ron can't help me wriggle my way out of this punishment…" Hermione half-smiled, "I guess up until now they're still stunned to see me so… violent."

"Don't worry Hermione…" Lavender finally spoke, moving closer to her. "Everything will be alright…"

"Yeah… don't worry Hermione, we're here for you and Harry and Ron too…" Parvati said as she comforted Hermione. "Besides, what can be worse than detention?"

Hermione, Lavender and Ginny shrugged. "Well… I guess" Hermione started as she laid down her bed feeling miserable. "I'll find out tomorrow…"


A/N: I have to stop here! Sorry guys! But if you… uhm, at least give me 10 reviews? Then I'll continue this…

Well… if I do receive at least 10 reviews then expect the following…
the punishment (I promise you... it'll be funny)
Malfoy sleeping in the girl's dormitory or Hermione sleeping in the boy's dormitory.
Malfoy hanging out with Ron and Harry, or Hermione hanging out with Crabbe and Goyle..
Malfoy inside the girl's bathroom… (don't worry… there won't be daring scenes…)
Hermione inside the boy's bathroom…
just review okay!

absolutely no flames please! thanks…

by the way… this chapter is edited. For those who read this before.. read it again to refresh your memory. I made it more detailed. )