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October 3rd
Okay, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret has gone too far. He picks on my family, this I can tolerate. He's family is just a bunch of perverted Death Eaters. Screw them. He picks on me. He's just a frickin loser and I can let this slide. BUT THE BASTARD PICKS ON MY FRICKIN CAT AND HE DIES!!!!!! Okay, yes, technically the cat is his, but in my heart THE. CAT. IS. MINE. That stupid freak of nature with his freakish white blonde hair was levitating my cat in the air. IN THE AIR! She could have been hurt, or slipped a disk, or possibly EVEN DIED!!! I don't give a whit if she was only a few feet in the air, she could have been hurt! That freakish loser is really going to get it. And when his rotting corpse is in his grave...well.... then I can have my cat back.
October 5th
Operation GET THAT FREAK as I have come to call it is about to get underway. The plan shall involve dungbombs. Poetic justice don't you think? He gets me and three unnamed people with a giant dumgbomb, I get him with multiple dungbombs and many other pranks that I shall thank my brothers for profously when they discover I took them from their shop. My favorites are the Toe Ticklers and the Itchin' Eyeball Sunglasses. Shall update later after THE PLAN has gone down.
October 5th—Later
Operation GET THAT FREAK didn't go quite as well as I had hoped. Well, I guess it wasn't in the plan for me to get caught. Ooops...well here I'll just give you the run down.
PHASE ONE: well, I have Potions right after Malfoy has Potions. So I thought this would be the perfect place to stage the attack. It actually worked out pretty well. We both have to pass each other in the hallway to get where we're going. So today just after 7th year Potions got out I was right there waiting for him. Me being the seemingly innocent Ginny Weasley, I blended in really well with the crowds and managed to brush up right next to Malfoy and slap a Toe Tickler on him. For your information the Toe Ticklers are like muggle stickers. They stick to a person robes and then make their feet, or toes actually, have the sensation of someone tickling them. Very handy things. Anyway, Malfoy, after taking a step got a funny look on his face. If you looked quickly you could see his feet in his shoes moving all over the place and twitching like crazy. Then Malfoy let out a giggle. It was like Satan proclaiming he loved purple bunnies. Everyone stopped in the hallway. Even the Dream Team, who happened to have Potions with Malfoy, stopped and stared. But Malfoy, that evil git, couldn't do a single thing about it. His giggle had progressed into all out, loud, madman laughter. That's when I made my move. PHASE TWO: as you know I am furious for Malfoy's abuse of my kitten so I figured he should get a taste of his own medicine. I shouted those famous words that every wizard knows and up that boy went. He bobbed around a bit in the air until my anger kicked in and I bashed his head on the ceiling. Of course after a few seconds I got tired of holding his up there so I took the spell off him and down he went with a satisfying thud on the stone floor. Me being me I had to let him know that I wasn't going to tolerate the abuse on my kitten, so I walked up to his flattened form and proceeded to give him a very nice shiner on his right eye. It was a work of art, started swelling up immediately and turned purple within about 30 seconds. The crowd which had been gather dispensed at this point disappointed that some real violence wasn't going to be going on. In Hogwart's code that means the crowd was disappointed that Harry or Ron wasn't going to kick the crap out of Malfoy
PHASE THREE: earlier in the day, during lunch, I had walked over to the Slytherin table and managed to slip Goyle my handy pair of Itchin' Eyeball Sunglasses. That boy is not too smart. I handed them to him with anyone noticing and with a confused look he just shoved them into a pocket in his robes. And that's what I was counting on. Goyle and Crabbe, after I gave Malfoy his shiner just managed to break through the dispersing crowd to help their fallen buddy. They lifted his to his feet and Goyle in a moment of brilliance saw Malfoy's shiner. We'll in Goyle's smll pea sized brain it just wasn't right that a Malfoy could get a black eye. So he handed the Ferret my sunglasses to cover up the deformity. Yeah, that boy really is dense. And well you guessed it. The Amazing Bouncing Ferret's eyes started itching like crazy. Then, well, bummer, I let loose.
PHASE FOUR: Dungbombs really are an amazing thing really. Unfortunalty you can't really control where their contents end up. So when my brilliantly placed dungbombs went off at my command, it really wasn't my fault that Snape managed to walk straight into the last one going off. It was my fault that I giggled like mad as the entire hallway went dead silent though. Yeah, oops....
So that's how it went down. I'm perfectly happy about it though. Well I will be for a few more minutes. Currently I'm in Dumbledore's office with a dung covered Snape and Malfoy. This could turn out to be pretty bad.... more later.
October 3rd
Okay, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret has gone too far. He picks on my family, this I can tolerate. He's family is just a bunch of perverted Death Eaters. Screw them. He picks on me. He's just a frickin loser and I can let this slide. BUT THE BASTARD PICKS ON MY FRICKIN CAT AND HE DIES!!!!!! Okay, yes, technically the cat is his, but in my heart THE. CAT. IS. MINE. That stupid freak of nature with his freakish white blonde hair was levitating my cat in the air. IN THE AIR! She could have been hurt, or slipped a disk, or possibly EVEN DIED!!! I don't give a whit if she was only a few feet in the air, she could have been hurt! That freakish loser is really going to get it. And when his rotting corpse is in his grave...well.... then I can have my cat back.
October 5th
Operation GET THAT FREAK as I have come to call it is about to get underway. The plan shall involve dungbombs. Poetic justice don't you think? He gets me and three unnamed people with a giant dumgbomb, I get him with multiple dungbombs and many other pranks that I shall thank my brothers for profously when they discover I took them from their shop. My favorites are the Toe Ticklers and the Itchin' Eyeball Sunglasses. Shall update later after THE PLAN has gone down.
October 5th—Later
Operation GET THAT FREAK didn't go quite as well as I had hoped. Well, I guess it wasn't in the plan for me to get caught. Ooops...well here I'll just give you the run down.
PHASE ONE: well, I have Potions right after Malfoy has Potions. So I thought this would be the perfect place to stage the attack. It actually worked out pretty well. We both have to pass each other in the hallway to get where we're going. So today just after 7th year Potions got out I was right there waiting for him. Me being the seemingly innocent Ginny Weasley, I blended in really well with the crowds and managed to brush up right next to Malfoy and slap a Toe Tickler on him. For your information the Toe Ticklers are like muggle stickers. They stick to a person robes and then make their feet, or toes actually, have the sensation of someone tickling them. Very handy things. Anyway, Malfoy, after taking a step got a funny look on his face. If you looked quickly you could see his feet in his shoes moving all over the place and twitching like crazy. Then Malfoy let out a giggle. It was like Satan proclaiming he loved purple bunnies. Everyone stopped in the hallway. Even the Dream Team, who happened to have Potions with Malfoy, stopped and stared. But Malfoy, that evil git, couldn't do a single thing about it. His giggle had progressed into all out, loud, madman laughter. That's when I made my move. PHASE TWO: as you know I am furious for Malfoy's abuse of my kitten so I figured he should get a taste of his own medicine. I shouted those famous words that every wizard knows and up that boy went. He bobbed around a bit in the air until my anger kicked in and I bashed his head on the ceiling. Of course after a few seconds I got tired of holding his up there so I took the spell off him and down he went with a satisfying thud on the stone floor. Me being me I had to let him know that I wasn't going to tolerate the abuse on my kitten, so I walked up to his flattened form and proceeded to give him a very nice shiner on his right eye. It was a work of art, started swelling up immediately and turned purple within about 30 seconds. The crowd which had been gather dispensed at this point disappointed that some real violence wasn't going to be going on. In Hogwart's code that means the crowd was disappointed that Harry or Ron wasn't going to kick the crap out of Malfoy
PHASE THREE: earlier in the day, during lunch, I had walked over to the Slytherin table and managed to slip Goyle my handy pair of Itchin' Eyeball Sunglasses. That boy is not too smart. I handed them to him with anyone noticing and with a confused look he just shoved them into a pocket in his robes. And that's what I was counting on. Goyle and Crabbe, after I gave Malfoy his shiner just managed to break through the dispersing crowd to help their fallen buddy. They lifted his to his feet and Goyle in a moment of brilliance saw Malfoy's shiner. We'll in Goyle's smll pea sized brain it just wasn't right that a Malfoy could get a black eye. So he handed the Ferret my sunglasses to cover up the deformity. Yeah, that boy really is dense. And well you guessed it. The Amazing Bouncing Ferret's eyes started itching like crazy. Then, well, bummer, I let loose.
PHASE FOUR: Dungbombs really are an amazing thing really. Unfortunalty you can't really control where their contents end up. So when my brilliantly placed dungbombs went off at my command, it really wasn't my fault that Snape managed to walk straight into the last one going off. It was my fault that I giggled like mad as the entire hallway went dead silent though. Yeah, oops....
So that's how it went down. I'm perfectly happy about it though. Well I will be for a few more minutes. Currently I'm in Dumbledore's office with a dung covered Snape and Malfoy. This could turn out to be pretty bad.... more later.
