I'm sorry this chapter is so short, but I guess it's better than nothing. =P
*Chapter 4: Yugi vs. ???*
Yugi: I suddenly realized a problem. I don't know how to fight. _
Yami: Wimp.
???: Geez, you're even more of a wimp than I thought. -_- *Charges up sword and shoots a fireball out of it*
Yugi: *Gets hit* Wha…? AH! I'M ON FIRE! *Runs around stupidly*
Yami: -_- Time for me to step in.
Yugi: YU-GI-OH!
???: o_O Weirdo.
*Yami takes control of Yugi's body and rolls around until the fire is put out*
Yami: How did you do that?
???: This is the rare and powerful Gunblade.
Yami: I like it… a lot.
???: You won't after I beat the stuffing out of you with it.
Yami: *Draws Keyblade* I can't guarantee you'll like this either. *Tries to hit ???*
???: *Dodges and hits Yami over the head*
Yami: @_@ Oooh, the pretty birdies…
???: -_-;;;
Yami: AH! EVIL BIRDIE! DON'T PECK ME! *Hits ??? with Keyblade*
???: OW! _ *Knocks Yami out* You little…
*A female walks up*
Female: What did I tell you? No cussing, or you'll turn into an old man who smokes like Cid!
???: v_v Yes ma'am.
Female: And he hit you. Where's your macho act now?
???: Shut up. Did you get a hotel room?
Female: Yes.
???: Good. Let's get there. We have some explaining to do.
Female: You mean YOU have some explaining to do. =/
???: v_v
Yami: *Switches control with Yugi*
Yugi: Wha… OW! *Faints*
???: Did you hear something?
Female: I heard you complaining, but that's it.
???: Must have been my imagination. *Slings Yugi over his shoulder*
Yugi: *Mutters sleepily* Five more minutes…
???: *Hits Yugi* Shut up*
Yugi: X_X
*??? and the female walk to the hotel*
To be continued…
