I'm sorry this chapter is so short, but I guess it's better than nothing. =P

*Chapter 4: Yugi vs. ???*

Yugi: I suddenly realized a problem. I don't know how to fight. _

Yami: Wimp.

???: Geez, you're even more of a wimp than I thought. -_- *Charges up sword and shoots a fireball out of it*

Yugi: *Gets hit* Wha…? AH! I'M ON FIRE! *Runs around stupidly*

Yami: -_- Time for me to step in.

Yugi: YU-GI-OH!

???: o_O Weirdo.

*Yami takes control of Yugi's body and rolls around until the fire is put out*

Yami: How did you do that?

???: This is the rare and powerful Gunblade.

Yami: I like it… a lot.

???: You won't after I beat the stuffing out of you with it.

Yami: *Draws Keyblade* I can't guarantee you'll like this either. *Tries to hit ???*

???: *Dodges and hits Yami over the head*

Yami: @_@ Oooh, the pretty birdies…

???: -_-;;;

Yami: AH! EVIL BIRDIE! DON'T PECK ME! *Hits ??? with Keyblade*

???: OW! _ *Knocks Yami out* You little…

*A female walks up*

Female: What did I tell you? No cussing, or you'll turn into an old man who smokes like Cid!

???: v_v Yes ma'am.

Female: And he hit you. Where's your macho act now?

???: Shut up. Did you get a hotel room?

Female: Yes.

???: Good. Let's get there. We have some explaining to do.

Female: You mean YOU have some explaining to do. =/

???: v_v

Yami: *Switches control with Yugi*

Yugi: Wha… OW! *Faints*

???: Did you hear something?

Female: I heard you complaining, but that's it.

???: Must have been my imagination. *Slings Yugi over his shoulder*

Yugi: *Mutters sleepily* Five more minutes…

???: *Hits Yugi* Shut up*

Yugi: X_X

*??? and the female walk to the hotel*

To be continued…