I've been using some internet language lately, and will be using it. Here's some examples:
OMG=Oh my gosh
WTH=What the heck
PWN=Own
j00=You
f00=Fool (Duh _)
Most of these are obvious, but I just wanted to make that clear. Now let's continue.
*Chapter 5: Some Explaining*
Yugi: *Is knocked out still* But mommy, I didn't eat the last cookie. Al Gore did it.
Female: Who's Al Gore?
???: …
Female: Meh. *Hits Yugi over the head*
Yugi: Ow! Wait… what happened?
Female: You got the heck beaten out of you by him. *Points at ???*
???: It's rude to point.
Yugi: Who are both of you? Female and ??? aren't your names, are they?
Female: I'm the great ninja, Yuffie! *Strikes pose*
Yugi: Uh-huh.
Yuffie: v_v And that's Bob.
???: Quit kidding around.
Yuffie: Oh, I was talking about him. *Points at one of the bug creatures*
???: *Kills it* Continue.
Yuffie: That's Squall.
Squall: The names Leon.
Yuffie: *Sighs*
Yugi: What? You changed names?
Sq…Leon: Yes.
Yugi: Why?
Leon: Because I own.
Yuffie: Actually, he changed his name because he couldn't kill the Heartless.
Leon: …He didn't have to know that.
Yugi: Yes, I did. What are Heartless?
Leon: Those without hearts.
Yugi: Gee, I never would have guessed.
Yuffie: Remember those bug-like things you saw? Those are Heartless.
Leon: They are attracted by the darkness in people's hearts. There is darkness in every person's heart, so everyone is in danger of being devoured.
Yuffie: A little melodramatic, are we?
Leon: Shut up.
Yugi: Oh, what happened to that key thing?
Yuffie: We had to hide it, so that the Heartless wouldn't kill you.
Yugi: *Looks around* You know, under my bed isn't the greatest hiding place in the world.
Yuffie: _ We didn't have much time.
Yugi: So what's the big deal about this key?
Leon: It PWNZ Heartless.
Yuffie: -_- That is a weapon called the Keyblade. The Heartless have great fear of the Keyblade. It is very powerful, and is said to be able to open any lock.
Yugi: OMG, a serious statement!
Yuffie: I want some candy.
Yugi: My happiness is short lived.
Yuffie: Squall had a pretty good summery though.
Sq… Leon: Grrr. =/
Yuffie: ^_^;;;
Yugi: How did I get this Keyblade?
Yuffie: The Keyblade chooses its master. It's rumored to usually people with the heart of pure good, untouched by evil, and with a warrior's courage.
Yugi: Why the usually?
Yuffie: Unfortunately, you don't fit that description.
Yugi: ;_; Wait… other people have had it?
Yuffie: Well, a friend of ours had it. His name is Sora. But one day, he had to defeat someone called Ansem. After that... well, he vanished. We don't know if he is dead, alive, or what.
Leon: Hopefully dead. _
Yuffie: That's just plain mean… I see your point though. =P
Yugi: So what does the bearer of the Keyblade have to do?
Yuffie: In a nutshell, you go around to various worlds to help kill Heartless and defeat a great evil.
Yugi: Let me get this straight. I'm going to go to different worlds, kill enemies, defeat a very dangerous evil, and save the universe, with a key being my best weapon?
Yuffie: Exactly!
Yugi: Please be kidding me. _
Leon: I know that sounds corny... I thought it did at first. Screw that, I still do. But the Keyblade is actually a powerful weapon. Not as powerful as my Gunblade, of course. _
Yami: How I know.
Yugi: So what is this great evil?
Yuffie: There is two great evils. The one you are fighting is less of a threat. Too bad we don't know what it is.
Yugi: Er, out of curiosity, what is the other evil?
Yuffie: Hamataro. *Shudders*
Yugi: I see your point. v_v
Leon: Well, let's get a move on. One more thing must be done…
Yuffie: Leon! A Heartless! *Points at the door, where one of those Knight-looking things is*
Leon: Yuffie, back off! He's mine! *Throws the knight outside, into the hall* Come to me! *Jumps after him*
Yuffie: Let's be cowards and run! *Grabs Yugi's arm and drags him outside*
To be continued…
