A/N: For all those who reviewed… Thank you!!!!!!!!! Weeee…I'm Really happy you know…!!! Anyway here's chapter 3… hehe… dedicated to all of my reviewers and specially to my sis… who help me come up with the title… umm.. hmm… what else? Oh ya.. the last part the 'pee' part, well I actually knew that McGonagall won't say the word pee but I just added it to make it funny… what else? … if you want to make any suggestions to the story.. go ahead… JUST DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!!! Oh and sorry for not updating soon… I had problems with my computer but its okay now… so on with the story… chapter 3….

1 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter… if I did why would I write a fanfic?

Summary: After the huge fight scene Hermione and Malfoy had displayed in the great hall. Dumbledore decided to punish them by making their right hand stick together and by making them unseparable. Now that they're stuck together… will love spark?



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CHAPTER 3: The plan

"M-alfoy!!! D-on't r-un!!!" Hermione panted while being dragged by Malfoy. "Where are we going??!! We haven't planned anything yet…" Malfoy stopped and faced Hermione. "Okay, here's the plan… I'm the boss and you'll do whatever I want…"

"No way!!!" Hermione shouted. "that's not fair!!!"

"Whatever…" Malfoy said while dragging Hermione again towards the Slytherin House.

Hermione was thoroughly irritated, her face turning red from anger. She stopped and tugged Malfoy hard, then started dragging him towards the Gryffindor tower. "No way you'll be boss" she muttered.

"Shut up!!!" Malfoy yelled back as he pulled her towards the Slytherin House. "I'll do whatever I want!"

"No way!!!" Hermione tugged Malfoy again then dragged him roughly to the Gryffindor tower. They were going back and fort, back and fort like a swing.

"That's it!!! You really irritate me" Hermione faced Malfoy and slapped him hard in the face. Malfoy glared at her. "I'm really… really going to kill you!!!" Malfoy said while shaking with anger, that was the 2nd time, she slapped him… He got his wand out and pointed it at Hermione…

Hermione just looked at Malfoy. "What Malfoy, going to blow me up again?" She asked coolly. "Well.. let me remind you.. that once you blow me up… you'll also blow yourself up!". She smiled triumphantly. He just pointed his wand and stared at her with full hatred. "Go on… blow me up!" she said. Malfoy scowled, he then put his wand back in his pocket, then started dragging her to the Slytherin House.

Hermione felt her face getting hot again. She pulled him roughly up the stairs and went to the Gryffindor tower, with a protesting Malfoy with her.

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"Okay!! Let's plan this!!" Malfoy said annoyed as he stopped Hermione in front of the portrait of the fat lady. "Okay… what do we do? Make a schedule?" he asked.

" well… a schedule isn't a bad idea…" Hermione said. " So I think we sleep in here this week…"

"No way!!! I can't do that!!!" Malfoy protested. "I say we sleep in the Slytherin this week!!"

"NO!!!!! imagine me? Sleeping in the boys dorm?!! And specially in the Slytherin boy's dorm??!! Are you insane?!" Hermione exclaimed.

"Well… what do you think of me sleeping in the girl's dorm??!!" Malfoy shouted evenly. "That's more… Psychotic!!!"

"Now what??!!" Hermione asked. "I definitely don't like to be in your dorm!"

"neither do I to your dorm!!!" Malfoy shouted.

Hermione sighed. "why don't we go inside and talk about this in my common room?!" she asked. "Fine! Just don't let me sleep on your dorm!!" he said as the portrait of the fat lady swung open for them and they entered.

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Harry, Ron, Lavender, Ginny, Parvati and almost all the Gryffindor were waiting quietly for Hermione in the common room. They were really curious about the punishment so they waited for her there. While waiting they heard someone shouting outside.

"What was that?" Ginny whispered to Parvati. She shrugged. "Let's just listen…" All of them hushed down and listened to the conversation.

"NO!!! Imagine me sleeping in the boy's dorm?!! And specially in the Slytherin boy's dorm??!! Are you insane??!! A girl shouted.

"Well… what do you think of me sleeping in the girl's dorm??!!" the guy shouted

"That's more… Psychotic!!!"

"what are they talking about??" Lavender asked Ginny. She shrugged. "And who are they?? Why are they talking about boy's dorm??!"

"ssshhhh…" Parvati said as she put a finger in her lips.

"why don't we go inside and talk about this in my common room?!" the girl asked.

"Fine! Just don't let me sleep on your dorm!!" the boy shouted.

The Portrait of the fat lady opened. Hermione, followed closely by Malfoy entered the room.

"Hermione!!!" Lavender, Ginny and Parvati squealed as they stood up. "What happe-MALFOY??!!". The whole Gryffindor who were waiting stared at them, they're mouths hanging open. Harry and Ron immediately stood up, shocked.

"I don't get it…" Ginny said quietly. "I thought you're enemies and now your holding hands...!"

"WE'RE NOT HOLDING HANDS!!!" Hermione and Malfoy shouted together. " THIS IS OUR PUNISHMENT!!!"

"WHAT??!!" Lavender stepped forward and examined their hands. It was clasp- shut together and was hard to separate. "oh my God!!! It's really… STUCK…!!!" Everyone stared at them, still unable to believe that, that was their punishment.

"Will you snap out of your trances and kindly leave the common room??!!" Hermione shouted. And everybody except Harry, Ron, Lavender, Ginny and Parvati left the common room. Harry and Ron were glaring at Malfoy but he didn't mind them. Parvati looked at Malfoy then to Hermione and then spoke.

"How will you sleep? Or go to the bathroom?" she asked. "And you Malfoy… what about your quidditch? You can't possibly be with Hermione while playing quidditch…"

Draco stared at Parvati. She had a point. How could he play quidditch if Granger was with him? How will he practice? How will he hold the broom and catch the snitch if his hands were jammed together with Granger's?

"I don't know…" Draco replied silently. "Anyway… Granger… this week we'll sleep in my dorm!!!" he declared.

Parvati, Lavender and Ginny blushed, their face turning pink. Harry and Ron's mouth was forming a small 'o'. Hermione had no choice. "Fine! Next week in my dorm!!" she said. Lavender and Parvati blushed even more darker. The idea of Malfoy sleeping in their dorm was so embarrassing… Malfoy shook Hermione's hand… "deal".

"What about Lunch and dinner?" Harry asked them.

"Well…" Hermione said. "If I'm sleeping in Malfoy's dorm then we'll eat in the Gryffindor table! But if Malfoy's sleeping in my dorm, we'll eat in the Slytherin table!" Malfoy thought about it and then agreed. "fine…!"

"Umm… er… How will you umm…" Ron was blushing. "How will you take a bath?" he asked.

Lavender, Ginny, Parvati and even Harry couldn't help but blush. Hermione was thinking hard… "How can I take a bath?" Malfoy was thinking hard too. This was a very critical situation. Hermione then spoke… "We'll just problem about that when that situation comes…" she said.

"How will you study?" Ginny asked Hermione, then she looked at Malfoy.

Malfoy stood up. "NO WAY!!!" he shouted. "THERE'S NO WAY I'LL HANG OUT IN THE LIBRARY AND DIE ON BOREDOM!!!" Hermione was about to argue but thought about it. "Well… we can make a schedule-"

"Schedule my foot!!!" Malfoy muttered. "NO WAY!!!!"

"I need to study you know??!!!" Hermione shouted as she stood up and faced Malfoy. Harry, Ron, Ginny, Parvati and Lavender backed away immediately. There would definitely be a fight. No one ever forbid Hermione in going to the library.

"Well… if you're REALLY intelligent you don't need to go to the library!!" Draco shouted back. Hermione was boiling inside. She could feel her face getting hotter and hotter. "How dare he??!!!" Hermione thought. "How dare he prevent me from going to the library!!"

"Well Malfoy… your grades aren't my problem!!! And I don't care if you die on boredom!!" She shouted through gritted teeth " If you didn't insult my parents in the first place, then I shouldn't be stuck with you!!!"

"Well… if you didn't fight back, then we shouldn't be stuck together!" Malfoy also said through gritted teeth.

"This is it" said Ron as Harry, Lavender, Ginny, Parvati and himself hide behind the chairs. "They'll destroy our common room…!"

Hermione sat down. "How could he be so mean?" she thought as tears started forming in her eyes. "What have I ever done to him to be so mean to me?" . Harry and Ron stood up and sat beside Hermione. Malfoy looked down at Hermione and said nothing. "Now what?" he thought. "should I feel guilty?"

Harry and Ron comforted Hermione then they stood up and faced Malfoy. "NO!!" Hermione said as she wiped her tears and glared at Malfoy. Harry and Ron backed away again. Malfoy rolled his eyes. "FINE! If that's what you want.." he said flatly.

"Good!" Hermione said as she stood up, smiling inwardly. She can't believe Malfoy fell for that. She was really thankful that her mother coax her for some summer acting workshops. "I'm gonna get my things…" She tugged Malfoy gently this time and she and Malfoy went up to her dorm.

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Malfoy looked around the Gryffindor girl's dormitory as Hermione started to pack her stuff. It wasn't so bad. He can immediately recognize whose bed is whose base on the designs and how it's fixed. Like Hermione's bed for instance, it was immaculately clean and her stuff are all organized. Lavender's bed was purplish and was full of stuff toys. And Parvati's bed is some what messy and full of pillows. Malfoy sighed. He can't believe he had to sleep in there.

"Okay…" Hermione spoke suddenly as she locked her trunk. "What else should I bring?"

She scanned the room and remembered her stuff in the bathroom. She tugged Malfoy once more and they headed in the girls bathroom.

Malfoy couldn't believe it. He is in a girl's bathroom. A GIRL'S BATHROOM. The last place in his right mind to go in to. Hermione handed Malfoy her towel and some personal hygiene stuff. He stared at it. "Why are you handing me this stuff?" He asked.

"Well… I need some help you know… It's not easy packing with one hand" She said as she collected some clean robes. "Don't worry I'll help you when its time for you to pack!" she added immediately seeing Malfoy's annoying stare. Hermione just rolled her eyes, tugged Malfoy then went outside the bathroom.

"Help me…!" Hermione said as she tried to carry her trunk. Malfoy then snatched the trunk from her and carried it himself. He didn't know why but he carried it for her. Hermione was somehow… well.. shocked but didn't say anything.

When they reached the common room, Harry and the other's where still there. Harry and Ron immediately cornered Malfoy while Lavender, Parvati and Ginny cornered Hermione.

"What do you want?" Malfoy asked, annoyed. Ron and Harry glared at him for a moment then Ron leaned forward and whispered something in Malfoy's ear. "Don't dare do anything crazy on Hermione or I'll kill you…" Harry then leaned in Malfoy's other ear and whispered "We meant it… We'll kill you…" Malfoy just stared at them and laughed. "Do you honestly think I'll do something crazy on her? She's a mudblood!!" he said. Ron was shaking and was ready kill but Harry stopped him. "Well… you better not…" Harry said. "Or else…"

"I won't!!!" Malfoy said and he continued to laugh.

Meanwhile… "Hermione!!! Oh my Gosh… I envy you… REALLY…!" Lavender whispered "I would kill just to sleep with Malfoy…" Hermione rolled her eyes. "If I can only switch places.. I'll swap with you now…!" Parvati was blushing too. "Aren't you thrilled?" she whispered while she giggled silently. "NO. Not at all.." Hermione whispered flatly. Ginny raised an eyebrow on them. "How can you say such things to Hermione when you know he hated the guy?" she said. Parvati and Lavender kept quiet. Ginny leaned forward and whispered something in Hermione's ear. "Good Luck… if ever he did something…. umm… illegal to you… just say the word and we'll make him pay…" Hermione nodded.

"Malfoy let's go!" Hermione said as she said her good-byes to Harry and the others.

"Finally" he said quietly as he looked at his watch. It's already 3:00 PM. He sighed. "Time sure is fast." Draco thought. "5 hours to go before bed time…" He tugged Hermione gently then led her towards the Slytherin House.

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A/N: Sorry guys… I know its boring no need telling me in the reviews… but don't worry… 5 hours to go before bed time and the bathroom scene will be in the next chapter…! And when I mean the bathroom scene… expect the unexpected… bwahahaha… okay… what else? NO FLAMES!! And I'm not sure when I'll post the next chapter 'coz in my country school starts on june 17… WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH….!!!! Anyway rest assured that I'll do anything within my power to post the next chapter and one more thing I want all you people to read *ABYSS* written by: buttercup09… it's really nice!!! Go Jessica!!! Hehe… I know you'll enjoy it!!!

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