Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. There, short and simple. To the point. Which means only one thing. YOU'RE NOW CLOSER TO THE STORY!! ^___^

AnimeFan: Hello, everyone! I'm so glad you people seem to like this story, even though I've only received four reviews. (sulks) Oh well, it's only the first chapter after all! After you read this, I have the perfect thing for you peeps to do! Why not go to my profile and visit my web site! It's a complete Yugioh Yaoi site with Seto/Yugi and Yami/Seto themes. I've got everything! Tons of pictures of the couples, an argument section where I rant about stuff, links to other cool sites, goodies, a japanese dictionary so you can learn about some of these words used in stories, and fanfiction by me and a few other authors that have asked to be put there. ^^

Madison: This is sad, you have to advertise your site?

AnimeFan: Well, it's not like I know if anyone is going to it! I wish I had a hit counter or some positive e-mail about my site so I know whether or not I'm wasting my time running it.

Madison: Anyway, let's get on with the story and see what other terrible things can happen to our angel and demon.

Seto: You're enjoying this...aren't you?

Madison: ^_____^

AnimeFan: Don't worry Seto-san. Madison isn't going to get away with her crime that easily. =P

Madison: Wha?! O.o

Bakura: And YES I LIKE BOOKS! Come on, even a guy like me has a bit of a sophisticated side. ^^ (walks away while reading, 1001 Ways to Pleasure that Special Someone)

AnimeFan: (snickers) What, you were expecting him to be reading Shakespeare or something?

Madison: Before the story starts, Heaven exists in a different realm and the only way to and from the mortal realm is to take the transporter. Now, the transporter is shaped like a flying saucer and lands at the given point. The given point is where angels and demons already on the mortal realm make a huge sign in wheat fields to signal landing spots. Hee hee, this was AnimeFan's kooky idea to give some weird explanation to crop circles and flying saucers.

AnimeFan: I'm a sci-fi and fantasy kinda gal. ^__^ I'm such a dork too. lol.

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Chapter Two
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Their Arrival





This sucks...

Not really...now Cyrus, the new kid. That guy can SUCK!

THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BAKURA!! Seto glared halfheartedly at his silver-haired friend.

Bakura just stuck his tongue out and smirked, his demonic fangs sliding down to the edge of his bottom lip with the action. Rolling his eyes, Seto returned to continue glaring at the two full-grown angels charged with transporting them down to the mortal realm. After much pleading and sorrowful packing, the two boys had finally been shoved into the saucer shaped-transporter and were now in the process of being taken to their detentions' as you might call it. They neither knew what humans they were to protect or where they'd be living. Actually, neither of them knew anything about how the whole Guardian thing was arranged...all they knew was they were leaving home and being forced to live their lives without magic.

With a defeated sigh, Seto leaned back and stared out the window. Below was nothing but ocean. Glancing towards Bakura, he couldn't help the smirk as the silver haired youth gave the water below a disdainful glare. Turning his gaze back down, he watched as the ocean quickly changed to land. Suddenly, they were hovering over a rice field. He could make out the circles, lines, and curves carved out of the rice stalks that signaled the landing spot. Yawning, he returned to his less then amusing game of glaring holes into the back of the angel's heads as the ship landed not far from the field with the crop circles.

"All right you two, up and out," Ordered on of the two angels.

The other one scowled at Seto's glare and stuck his tongue out at the brunette. Seto just cocked an eyebrow at this childish move. Only Bakura ever stuck his tongue out at someone. With a great and reluctant sigh, the two boys sulked down the narrow platform that protruded from the door of the ship. Below them stood two men in black coats and black sunglasses.

Seto smirked as the opportunity called to him, "What's wrong boys? Moonlight to strong for you?"

Bakura rolled his eyes at his friends childish behavior, not sure whether to laugh at Seto or at the joke.

"We'd kindly ask you delinquents to stand here till your inspector arrives," one of the two men spoke in monotone.

"Great," Bakura muttered so only Seto could here, "They sick the Men in Black on us. What next? The Mummy?"

Seto smiled arrogantly at that, crossing his arms, and leaning more on his left leg making his nicely shaped hips very apparent.

In this position he was able to whisper into his silver-haired friend's ear, "I say we blow this joint. You grab our stuff, I'll jack a car, and we'll both make a run for it. They can't force us to be guardians if they can't catch us, right?"

"Actually, that won't work today boys. We've cast a bonding spell to you and your humans so that you won't be able to go more then ten miles from your human," A feminine voice chided behind the boys.

Both young men quit smirking and turned towards the voice. A young woman with very long, golden hair and ruby eyes looked up at them. Yes, looked up. She was at least a head shorter then Bakura, who was about a head shorter then Seto. Yeah, extremely intimidating. The woman smirked at the two boys expressions of 'grande' enthusiasm and Seto immediately didn't like her. Something about that smirk really boiled his blood the wrong way, it just screamed "I'm better then you." Seto hated people who were better then him. He hated people who thought they were better then him even more.

Drawing himself to his full height and gathering his cool, Seto turned a calm and emotionless glared at this woman, "And exactly who are you?"

"For your information young man, I am Ra," She stated with an almighty air about her.

Both boys cocked their eyebrow and exchanged looks before Bakura broke into a fit of hysterical laughter, "Wa....wait! You can't be Ra, you dumb bitch! Ra's a guy...right Seto?"

Bakura looked to his blue eyed friend for confirmation, but only get a grimace from the other.

"S-Seto. Ra is a guy?"

"Actually, Bakura. There's a very funny story behind this. You see, Ra is a woman. When she visited the Egyptians for the first time, the pharaoh had been drunk and mistook for a man. After that no one would except the idea of their sun god being a sun goddess. Something about the worthlessness of woman and how they're only good for house keeping and child bearing."

Bakura blinked disbelievingly from Seto to Ra and back to Seto. Even though his mom was Nepythes, the moon goddess, and his father was Chons, the moon god, he had never met Ra in person.

"I'll be damned...twice," Bakura let out an exasperated huff, "There's shock number one for today."

Ra frowned and narrowed her eyes at the paper that had just been handed to her, "Well, it seems your parents couldn't go to long without throwing their precious sons a bone or two."

Seto's scowl deepened at this bone comment. He hated dogs and being referred to as one really pressed the wrong buttons.

Ra looked up at them, seemingly unaffected by Seto's icy cold glare, "Well, we'd best give you your rations." With that, one of the MIB impersonators brought over a small package. She unwrapped it and turned to the boys wearing a scowl that closely resembled Seto's at the moment, "You're parents have left the two of you 500 billion dollars each in you own bank account.

Both boy's mouths dropped open, their eyes lighting up considerably.

"Instead of the usual two bedroom apartment other guardians get, your parents have arranged a twenty bedroom, ten bathroom, and twelve basement mansion with pool and garage. All electric, housing, and water bills have already been taken care of."

It was Christmas all over again for the both of them.

"Instead of an old beat up Love Bug, the two of you will have an assortment of Motorcycles, Convertibles, Porsches, a Limo, and that Firebird over there. Here's the key for it to go to your house in," She scowled and tossed the package to them. "Seto, your mother says to not forget to wear a helmet if you use the motorcycles and for the two of you to remember to buckle up in the car."

They were on the verge of screaming like girls and jumping like it was their birthday forever.

"You're schooling has already been arranged. You'll go to the same school as your humans and share the same schedule as them. Seto, your human name will be Seto Kaiba and Bakura, you will be known as Bakura Mitsuya. Is this understood!?"

Both boys nodded, eyes shining with happy tears. They really didn't care right now, they were to busy chanting how much they loved their parents over and over again, while thinking of all the things they were gonna buy with that money.

"Now, about your humans. Here are the folders. One each. Inside will have all background, health, and other information you need to know about your human."

Seto and Bakura both excepted their folders and quickly opened them to take a look at their assigned human.

"Motuo, Yugi. Fifteen years old, blood type O, enjoys playing games. Pht, he looks life a fucking ten year old to me," Seto spat sarcastically and tucked the folder under his arm.

Bakura rolled his eyes and grimace, "Think that's bad? My human looks like a complete push over and wimp. Bakura, Ryou. Hey his last name is my first! Also fifteen years old, blood type A, likes to cook and clean. Damn, well, he is cute looking."

Seto glanced at the picture of Ryou, "He looks just like you, cept his eyes are green and his hair's more tamed."

Looking away, Seto brought his human's folder back out and looked at some more stuff in it, "God damn me, my human's straight!" With that, he stuffed the folder back under his arm, crossed his arms, and pouted which looked surprisingly cute.

Bakura let out a demonic laugh at his friends plight, "Well would you look at this! My human is undecided on preference. Oh...I think I can help him on that."

Seto glared at him, "Narcissist..."

"Old timer," Bakura spat back at him.

"Cock sucker."

"Pussy cat."

"Bat brain!"

"Dog's bitch!!"

"WHY YOU!!" Seto hissed dangerously, flexing his suddenly sharp nails towards Bakura.

"Down kitty cat," Bakura smirked at his friend, unfazed by the threat.

"I think that's quite enough, you two! Mr. Seto, may I remind you that while here on earth you are forbidden to unveil any unnatural part of your body which includes wings, tail, ears, and nails unless absolutely necessary," Ra hissed, not pleased by the boy's actions.

Seto shot her a dirty look both retracted his nails till they returned to 'normal.'

Ra then turned to Bakura, wearing her same death scowl, "As for you, rules state you are not allowed to have sexual relationships with your featherlight! So much as lay one hand on the boy Ryou and you'll be banished to the Dregs!"

Bakura's eyes widened at the mention of the Dregs. All demon's know of the Dregs, it's a place of fluff pink walls, frilly clothes, and fuzzy purple carpets...any demon's true nightmare. As for the featherlight thing, it was a name given to human beings of pure heart. Featherlights were very rare in the modern world since crime and darkness had begun to swallow up the mortal people. Now this truly attracted Seto and Bakura's attention.

"Featherlights?" Seto questioned, eyebrows raised slightly.

Bakura seemed to be thinking the same thing, "Why are we being assigned to two fifteen year old featherlights? Shouldn't they already have guardians of their own?"

"Yes, they should," Ra stated with a bored tone, "But their guardians abandoned them and ran off to join Lucifer the blood-tainted dark angel. I believe you may of heard of them, a Mr. Pegasus and a Mrs. Tea?"

The two boy's growled at the all two familiar and not at all liked names. Ra seemed satisfied by this answer and turned, waving the boys off, "An angel will be sent to inspect your progress at the end of every week." With that, she and the other's left the two boys alone, in the middle of a rice field, with a metallic blue Firebird just a few feet away. Both boys glanced at each other, before sprinting towards the car in a race. Bakura got to the driver's seat first so poor Seto had to ride passenger style.

"Well, Bakura. This doesn't seem to bad to me," Seto stated with a lazy shrug.

Bakura nodded and started the car with an evil glint in his eyes, "Let's take this baby for a test drive!"

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AnimeFan: I don't know Ryou and Yugi's blood type, their fifteen years old in this story, and yes Yugi is straight. This is a Yami/Seto strictly story, I don't do threesomes to well.

Madison: I know who Yugi pairs up with though! ^_^

AnimeFan: And she's not telling, either. (duck tapes Madison's mouth)

Madison: OxO *@:&%*#$#()@ (yells crude obsenities but sounds like Kenny on south park cause of the duck tape)

AnimeFan: Review people! Review! ^__~