Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh...at least not right now. But once I've collected all seven millennium items I will possess the power to take over the world and then I shall rule Yugioh! I shall rule everything! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! The world shall be filled with shounen ai and yaoi! All shows, manga, and history books to! And if no one likes that, into the dungeon where they shall be forced to watch old reruns of I Love Lucy!! Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Madison: (stares at the disclaimer) Uhh...?

AnimeFan: Trust me, you don't wanna know. I was having a Bakura moment.

Madison: A Bakura moment, eh? That explains everything...

Bakura: Hey!

AnimeFan: Hey yourself! Go backstage and get ready for the story!! (kicks the demon back inside his dressing room and locks the door)

Joey: Ah man! You locked the door! Now how am I supposed to accidentally walk in while Bakura's dressing! (pouts)

AnimeFan: Ahh! Joey...pouting...can't...resist...must...unlock...door...must...

Madison: (Rolls her eyes and unlocks the door for Joey) Bishi-crazed authoress...

Joey: ^_^ Thanks! (walks accidentally' into Bakura's dressing room)

(Loud racket pursues, and Joey runs out of the room with a pissed off, naky Bakura gnawing viciously on his head as he screams, Mad Yami!Ahhhh!!!!!)

Madison: Should we help him?

AnimeFan: Let me think... (sees Bakura now chasing Joey with a flamethrower and a crazed demonic grin plastered on his face. A cute oliver leaf is conveniently placed in Bakura's front intimate area) Naahhh, I think Bakura's doing fine without our help.

Madison: Yeah, I agree. Let's get to the review answer part. ~^__^~

AnimeFan: Gotcha! First up we have Nine Bucks. Thank you, NB, for pointing out the Mrs. Tea part. Actually, I didn't mean to make her married. I tend to mess up the Miss and Mrs. or the accept and except words. However, to keep myself from feeling like a complete and total idiot, I've devised a cover up. Now Tea Gardener is married! More will become clear later on in the chapters. ^__^U

Madison: To Pikazoom...Eeee! This is the second review from you! ^_____^ Anywho, yes I, Madison, am from AnimeFan-sama's story Behind the Veil.

AnimeFan: As crazy as it sounds, Madison here started as an original character of mine and now she's quickly becoming a cast member in all my Yugioh stories. She just seems to fit in with all the other Yugioh characters. She's like, the persona of all us yaoi-crazed authoresses. I truly believe that she should become a member in any shounen ai/yaoi Yugioh story/manga/anime. I don't know...it's just weird. Maybe I gave her a to realistic and original personality. I even have a past devised for her!

Madison: Yeah! Wanna know how kinky that past is? I'm the reincarnation of Yami's Dark Magician Girl. (Rolls her eyes) Either that or Yami's sugar crazed cousin. Is it true by the way? Is Seto really Yami's cousin back in ancient egypt? I think that's kinda weird, really.

AnimeFan: Me too, they make much better lovers then cousins. And if it's true, well, I'm sure I can make one acception in the case of incest. ^___^U

Madison: Whatever, to the story!

Joey: HELP!!!! OO'

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Chapter Three
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Hello Midget!



In life there are just some moments worth looking back on. Such a moment just passed for two strange bishis in a new world. Bakura hummed happily along with the beat of Bring Me To Life by Evanescence, just one of his many newly bought collection of CD's that were in a bag next to boxes of new clothes, a cartful of new books, and an assortment of other toys'.

Seto also joined in with the song, singing the words since he had the voice of an angel (pretty ironic statement, eh?) and was reading the lyrics from the small booklet anyway...like a cheater. He to was utterly happy, having gone mad once inside the clothing stores of the Domino City Mall. What small amount of money he hadn't spent was stuffed in a new wallet which was hidden in one of the fifty new bags filled with lots of trenchcoats, vests, belts, chains, pants to tight for Bakura, silk shirts, CD's, all video games currently in existence, all video game consoles made since the late 1400's, about thirty pairs of shoes which was frowned upon by Bakura (even though the demon had bought at least twenty pairs of his own), a bunch of junk food for himself, a salad for the health conscious demon beside him, a lot of other clothing that would have made that bitch Ra's nose bleed, and a yo-yo.

Seto had insisted on getting the yo-yo, defending this with the excuse that he was a cat angel and had an obsession with round things. Bakura just rolled his eyes at this and allowed Seto to buy the toy. This had thoroughly delighted the brunette, who then proceeded to play with the confounded thing until they happened across a rather big circular statue made of brass in the middle most part of the mall. Much to the demon's dismay, Seto wanted it. The manager of the store, however, refused to sell the piece since it was something his youngest daughter had made him just before her untimely death. Being the ever caring and compassionate angel he was, Seto offered to rip the man's spine out, a Fatality commonly used by Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat, unless the fart sold him the statue. This then led to that and now Bakura and Seto were banned from the Domino City Mall...without the statue.

Not a bad way to spend their first morning in the mortal realm...

Hey! Bakura are we home yet? I wanna get dressed for school today, Seto nagged him playfully, having already forgotten about the statue.

Bakura smirked at his friend, Sorry, pretty kitty. Since it's slowing us down, I'll stop trying to hit the humans.

Seto laughed at this statement, watching as a pedestrian jumped out of the path of their car, Nah, take your time. We can always be late for school...hey! That was pretty good, Kura, you almost got that one!

What kind of angel our you!? Bakura teased him, honking his horn towards the idiot that had successfully dodged their car.

Seto just smirked rather demonically, his eyes dancing with laughter, One of a kind, Bakura. One of a kind.

The two boys laughed and continued down the street towards their new home, every now and then swerving onto the pavement to scare the hell out of a poor pedestrian. Thirteen pedestrians and two cops later, Bakura pulled their Firebird into a half-circle driveway in front of a very BIG mansion. Both boys got out of the car and stood gawking. Bakura couldn't get over the two story house with all those windows or the garage with all those cars. Seto hadn't really noticed the house, being to engrossed in all the trees on their huge plot of land and the nice sized swimming pool with jacuzzi in the back most region of their yard.

Wow! This isn't a mansion, it's a fucking castle! Bakura finally gasped.

Seto made a confused noise before finally noticing the mansion in front of him, Big deal, check out all the land and trees! We've got a backyard bigger then North and South Korea combined!!!

Bakura also made a confused noise and finally noticed their yard, Ah man...a pool. That's all I really want to have, a pool...with water. Can't pools come without water?

Seto just giggled at his friend and turned to stare at their pile of bags in defeat, How we gonna get all these inside without taking a good four hours?

Magic, of course, Bakura stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Seto frowned at the demon, We can't use magic. Remember?

Bakura remarked, his eyes lighting up with their usual mischief, Not being able to use magic is a rule, right?

Seto drawled, not sure where the other was going with this.

And since when have we followed rules?



Seto now looked at his friend with new found admiration. He hadn't even thought of that.

Bakura, now happy with himself for enlightening his buddy, turned towards the bags and waved his hand, Inok so kadoa lloom!

The bags, believe it or not, stayed where they were. Not even a shuffle or twitch, they just sat their as still as inanimate objects could. Bakura and Seto stood there staring at their stuff, both feeling rather foolish at the moment.



Shud up. The silver haired demon huffed, obviously having had his pride hurt considerably.

Having grown up with the demon, Seto knew when not to push the young man's buttons. So he just let out a depressed sigh and walked over to gather a few of his fifty bags. Bakura followed soon afterwards, and for the first time in their lives the boys did something the mortal way.

Three hours, two showers, a cherry pop tart, and a cup of coffee later...

Children, settle down! Class it about to start! Chided Miss Harlot.

Twenty teenage students took their seats and patiently waited for their first lesson of the morning. The teacher smiled at this, not realizing that her children did this out of fear of her almighty Pen of Hell.

Now class, I have some good and bad news. To make your day a depressing start, I'll tell you all the bad news.

Twenty groans echoed throughout the room before all became silent again.

Last night while grading all you Algebra papers, I couldn't help but notice how wonderful you all did! Not one B- in this class! So I said to myself, this just isn't right. That's why I've decided to give you all a pop quiz over your next lesson!!! Do your best class, after all, this quiz will be worth fifty percent of your grade!!

The room broke into a sudden uproar, some kids yelling about injustice while getting out their strike signs and others reaching into their bags for crosses or holly water. Miss Harlot seemed unfazed by this whole process, but slowly reached for a blood red pen on her blouse when the classroom wouldn't drop the noise level. At this movement however, the children froze and returned quietly to their seats.

Smiling, she abandoned the Pen of Hell and looked upon the class she so loved, Now for the good news! We have two new transfer vict-er-students joining are class. They're both from Egypt and I'll kindly ask all the ladies...and some men...to remain seated and keep the drooling down to a minimum.

Thus all heads turned as two boys walked into the room. Bakura was wearing his Hi-I'm-Bakura-wanna-fuck smirk and was dressed in his usual jean jacket, muscle shirt, jean pants combo. Seto followed his friend, also lugging around his I'm-better-then-you smirk. As for his choice of clothes, the brunette had decided to wear something that was subtle and would make people around him feel comfortable. He was wearing tight suede pants that went a few inches below his butt before taking a drastic change to fish netting, a tight blue belly shirt with a fish net sleeveless shirt over it, a leather belt around each wrist, a dark blue strip of cloth tied around his top left arm, and his usual leather boots.

Both boys made a sexy but casual pose in front of the class, which basically meant Bakura leaned back against the chalkboard and crossed his arms while Seto rested a hand on his hip and balanced his weight more towards his right foot. They could feel the hungry eyes of the students all over their bodies but pretended to not notice.

Hi! I'm Bakura Mitsuya, Bakura said in a demonically happy voice.

I'm Seto Kaiba, I'm also gay so you ladies can quit drooling now, Seto stated with his own overly happy voice. A voice that always had his teachers back home eyeing him suspiciously.

A lot of sad groans and complaints issued, half the women in the room looked as if they'd just been shot. Seto couldn't help but notice a few of the girls looked positively more delighted then before, or that all their shirts stated Yaoi Forever! Suddenly he received a hard nudge in his side. Looking towards Bakura, the demon jerked his head towards the back of the class. Seto looked to the back and noticed immediately what Bakura had. Two boys sat next to each other in the back, one looking surprisingly like Bakura and the other sporting the most intriguing hairstyle Seto had ever seen. Ryou Bakura and Yugi Motuo, their featherlights.

Yes, well. The two of you may sit in the two seats in the back that are conveniently placed on Yugi's right and Ryou's left. I'd also give the both of you detention for wearing those things instead of your school uniform, but since this is you first day I'll just double your homework assignment, Miss Harlot smiled at them as if completely ignorant of her own evil.

Bakura smiled genuinely at her and went to sit down next to Ryou. Seto, however, scowled deeply at the bitch before taking a seat next to Yugi. He didn't like this women, she acted like she was better then him. That and she had the nerve to mock his clothes when she was dressed in little less then a whore. Like Ra, however, she seemed immune to his death glare.

All right then class, whip out your pencils and paper and---

She was cut off as the phone at her desk started to ring. For a moment she stared at it like it was some offending thing that had sworn to ruin her fun, before finally picking it up.

Class, it seems I have to make a quick run down to the office. The principle's had a little to much crack for the morning. I want all of you to number your papers to one hundred and fifty. I'll be right back, She gave them another of her cherry smiles and left the room.

Immediately after her leave the students rushed about the room and gathered into their usual social groups. The only ones who remained where they sat where four boys sitting next to each other in the back of the classroom.

I think I've found my new idol! Bakura chirped, his eyes all glazed over in admiration.

Ryou, sitting next to the silver haired demon, seemed to snap back to reality after having watched his other for quite some time, Uh...hi. I'm Ryou Bakura.

Bakura suddenly snapped back to whatever his reality was and turned to give Ryou his most rare and charming smile, Hi! Don't worry, I already know your name my featherlight!

Ryou looked confused for a moment, before his eyes suddenly widened making him look possibly cuter then he already was, F-Featherlight! A-are you a Guardian-

Bakura finished for him and winked.

Ryou just continued to stare at him, at a loss for words. What could he say, after all? He really never thought he'd have another guardian demon.

Seto and Yugi, who had both watched this little exchange turned simultaneously to look at each other.

Hello midget! I'm Seto...your new Guardian Angel, Seto teased, his eyes dancing with their usual hidden laughter.

Yugi didn't say anything to him, just smiled in a friendly manner. Like that, Seto suddenly felt a connection with the smaller boy. He liked Yugi, the kid wasn't as bad as he'd thought he'd be. After all, there were few people who smiled at him without giving him the I'm-better-then-you feeling.

Are you two here to protect us? Ryou asked shyly.

Bakura shrugged, Got no choice. Let's just get one thing straight, we'll be more willing to take care of you as long as you don't piss us off or annoy us, k? And don't be total wimps that need us every five seconds. We have a life of our own to, you know.

Ryou nodded and turned to begin labeling his paper from one to one hundred and fifty. Yugi was still staring at Seto, looking like he was trying to find something to say that didn't make him sound like a total idiot.

So, do you like playing games Seto?

Seto smiled at Yugi, You bet, love playing games.

Wanna come over to my grandfather's shop after school? I got a new game called Grand Theft Auto: Vice City! It's really cool, you can shoot and run people over in it! Yugi said with more courage now.

Bakura's head snapped up from the progress he was making in carving Fuck you into his desk top, Does it have lots of blood?!

Ryou nodded his head, You bet. You can steal cars, helicopters, and tanks to. Not to mention there's over twenty different guns and shit you can use to reek havoc!!

There's also a bunch of whores around the city! You can pick them up, screw them as much as you want, then fill them with fifty pounds of lead and get your money back! Yugi chirped happily.

Seto and Bakura exchanged looks before placing an arm around their featherlights.

Bakura stated dramatically.

I think we're all going to get along quit nicely, Seto finished, smiling brightly at the two innocent' featherlight.

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Madison: Was it just me, or was there something seriously wrong with this chapter?

AnimeFan: What!! Hey, Yugi and Ryou are not as innocent as half the people out there characterize them to be! They are teenage boys after all. You know how boys can be. I've read a lot of authors comments on how it's so annoying having Yugi and Ryou acting so innocently naive and I agree! Did you know Yugi borrowed a porn tape from Joey in the manga?

Madison: You're kidding me?! He didn't!

AnimeFan: Oh yes, he did! Thus, the third chapter is done. And I so want a picture of Seto and Bakura in their new outfits.

Madison: Ok, what about the teacher and the principle?

AnimeFan: What! Math teachers and principles are evil! EVIL!! (wraps her arms around her knees and rocks back in forth muttering the word evil over and over)

Madison: Right...(twirls her marshmallow) By the way, who was nice enough to give us this lovely flame for to roast Tea with?

AnimeFan: That would be Nine Bucks! ^-^' She said to use her review as a flame, even though it wasn't really one. Since we only had one flame' we couldn't roast both Pegasus and Tea. So we chose to roast Tea, since compared between the two she's the worst. Her evil speeches over power Pegasus's let's-turn-Seto-into-a-card thing any day.

Madison: Yeah, plus Pegasus did a lot of the stuff for Cecilia. You gotta hand it to a guy with that much devoted love, it's hard to find men like that these days.

AnimeFan: That and he was cute when he was little. ~^__^~ Anywho, read and review. Tell your friends about this story. Something! How do you people get over 100 reviews on your first chapter!!! (cries pitifully)