Disclaimer: Don't own Yugioh, anything else used in this story...just the plot and Madison-kun. ^.~
Madison: Awweee, such possessiveness over me! ^__^ I feel so loved!
AnimeFan: What are you talking about? I said that so if anyone claims to own you and tries to sue me they can't.
Madison: . WHY YOU! (whacks AnimeFan on the head)
AnimeFan: Hey! For that offense your going to the Oven! (Points to a metal looking box sitting out in the middle of the Arizona sun) Now!
Madison: You can't put me in there! I'll fry! Besides, those can only be found in prisons! How did you get one?
AnimeFan: Uhhh... I've got so many reviews this time!! ^___^ Not to mention I'm totally on a roll hear. Sorry, however, Yami isn't popping up in this chapter...but he will show his cute ass soon. ^_~ Another character will be popping up however. Muahahahahha!!
Madison: Yeah! To the story...oh and you're so not going to dodge my question, AnimeFan. Where'd you get that metal box?
AnimeFan: Um...the same place I got the Pen of Hell. You know what, I love the band Evanescence! I love their songs Bring Me to Life, Whisper, and Tourniquet!
Madison: Your avoiding the question again...
AnimeFan: Start the story!!! ^__^
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Chapter Four
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Lucky Yugi?
He was very...sexy, Ryou concluded after staring at his Guardian Demon for the whole day. Even though he'd only met Bakura eight hours ago, he felt like he knew him his whole life. Right now he, his demon, Yugi, and Yugi's...angel...he wasn't sure what to make of Seto, were all hanging out in the Motuo living room. Glancing for the thousandth time towards his guardian over his own homework, he found Bakura hunched over his double math assignment with sweat trickling down the side of his face.
Bakura cried out finally, ruffling his hair madly, I JUST DON'T KNOW!!!
It's not as hard as you think, Ryou stated hesitantly.
Bakura just glared at him and started stabbing the pages of his Algebra book with his pencil, I hate math!! And I no longer idolize that female human!! The bitch, how dare she assign us such evil problems!
No, no!!! God Damnit! Why does this bastard not know how to swim!!!! What kind of mobster doesn't take time off for a few simple fucking lessons!! Seto screamed irritably as Thomas Vercetti once again sunk to the bottom of the sea on the TV screen.
Yugi finally fell sideways to the floor, holding his stomach as he cracked up considerably. Seto sent his featherlight an annoyed scowl and reloaded his file on GTA: Vice City. Bakura glared at the brunette, growing extremely suspicious.
Seto! Why the hell are you not doing your double math assignment?!
Seto scowled as Thomas Vercetti once again drowned in an utterly shameful way, finally turning to acknowledge Bakura only after receiving a smack on the head from a balled up piece of math homework, I finished it during lunch. Now would you mind not throwing your own stuff at me so that I may return to this bedamned game?!
Smart ass. You'll just drown again, Bakura muttered silently so only Ryou could hear, causing the smaller silver-haired youth to giggle.
GOD DAMNIT!!!
Haha ha!! Yugi's laughter filled the room, soon followed by the others mirth. Seto just scowled at them all, threw the controller down, flipped off the disappearing corpse of Thomas Vercetti, and sat cross-legged next to Bakura on the couch wearing his childish but cute pout. Yugi finally pulled himself up off the floor and gave his guardian a teary-eyed smile.
"Ah, come on Seto-kun! It's just a game."
Seto just pouted and slouched even more. Deciding he needed to do something to cheer up his angel, Yugi gave the brunette an evil smile and walked over next to him. Seto eyed him suspiciously as he did this.
"Seto...are you by chance ticklish?" Yugi asked casually, the evil smile never leaving his cherub-like features.
"Nooo..." Seto drawled, eyeing the youth weirdly.
"Really, really?"
"Yes, I am not tickl-Ahhh!! What are you...s-stop it! Hee hee, stop! Ha ha ha!!"
Yugi and Seto toppled off the couch and onto the floor, the brunette desperately trying to escape while the shorter boy continued to attack his sides. Bakura raised a slender eyebrow as the two boys continued to wrestle on the ground, Yugi giggling in amusement whilst Seto laughing his ass off in tears. A small giggle came from the demon's own featherlight, causing him to glance sideways towards his light. Ryou was watching the whole scene with a huge smile plastered to his face, completely oblivious of the evil smirk Bakura was now wearing. This was a good thing for Bakura, and a really bad thing for Ryou.
"Hey you two, watch where you're roll-BAKURA!!!"
Now all four boys were on the floor, poor Seto and Ryou struggling to escape the threat of ticklemania but failing.
"BAKURA!! Q-quit...ha ha ha haa!!!"
"Stay still Seto or I'll have Bakura hold you down!"
"Fat...hee hee...chance, midget!! Gah!! Bakura's busy with, ha ha ha , Ry-ha-ou!!"
"I can't believe I'm acting so childish!! Since when do I tickle peo-gahh!"
"Ha ha! So you're ticklish to Bakura!"
"Nooo! Ryou, no! GAHH!!! Ha ha ha!!!"
"I've gotta pee," Yugi announced as he finally relinquished the tear-shriken, panting brunette under him.
Seeing that the only person who seemed to notice his claim was a very grateful Seto, Yugi got up anyway and left the room to answer mother nature. On the way there he couldn't help but smile brightly. Bakura and Seto were the greatest! They liked the same things as Ryou and him, plus they were willing to hang out and play around. Pegasus never wanted to do anything with Ryou and Tea, well, she refused to goof around with anyone. Come to think of it, if he had ever tried to tickle Tea she would of slapped him hard and lectured him about acting so childish.
"Thank you god," Yugi silently prayed, meaning every word.
Back in the living room...
Seto rolled over onto his stomach and let out a pained groan. He was all tired out, and who knew his light was strong enough to pin him down and tickle him like that! Pained laughter echoed from behind him and he lazily turned his head to watch Ryou get his pay back on Bakura. His poor friend was struggling to gather his strength and shove the smaller boy off but was failing.
Turning his head to rest his chin on the floor, Seto stared at the bottom of the recliner in front of him, thinking about stuff. When Bakura and he had come to earth they'd been expecting whiny ass mortals that would make their lives completely miserable. Yet, surprisingly enough, Seto couldn't help but wonder why angels and demons didn't volunteer to watch over humans more often. Just goes to show you that the stories and rumors you hear aren't always true. After all, he really liked Yugi. Not in a sexual manner, surprisingly, Yugi was more of the little brother he never had.
"Awweee, I don't know whether to find the site of Bakura being tickled to death cute or scary!" Chided an all to familiar female voice.
All three boys currently in the room looked over to the door with widened eyes. There stood a women not but two heads taller then Yugi, pink wavy hair that stopped below her hips, wearing a leather skirt, knee-high leather boots, a red spaghetti strap shirt with a devil chasing an angel with a pitch fork designed into the front, and a black handkerchief tied around her head pirate style. She smiled brightly, her amber eyes shimmering at them all with laughter.
"MADISON!!" Bakura and Seto both cried out and jumped to their feet, Ryou falling off his dark with a squeak of surprise.
"Wow! Glad the two of you haven't forgotten me," Madison smiled.
"What are you doing here! Don't tell me they got you to," Seto questioned.
Bakura nodded while helping Ryou up off the ground.
Madison shrugged and proceeded to plop into a chair comfortably, "In a way, yes. But unlike you two I don't have to do time as a guardian. Instead you two are looking at your new angelic inspector!"
Bakura and Seto just blinked, since they were still new to this guardian thing. Ryou smiled and offered his hand in a friendly manner. Madison looked at him before giggling and shaking his hand.
"He's so cute, Bakura. Looks almost exactly like you."
"Huh...oh, yeah," Bakura stated after their momentary shock vanished.
"Obviously you two don't know what an angelic inspector is," Madison smiled and crossed her legs, bobbing her one leg up and down. "It's my responsibility to come by once a week to check up on how the two of you are doing. I have to do all this stuff like talk with your humans and write up a report. Just so everyone in heaven knows if the two of you are doing a good job or neglecting your duties."
"Oh..."
"I also get to hang out with you guys for that one day, so we'll still be able to see each other," Madison smiled again.
Seto returned the smile. He hated women, but Madison had always been an exception. She was pretty cool and had a really sweet smile. She was like a big sister to him and Bakura.
Madison turned to fix Ryou with her relaxed smile, "Now, Ryou, tell me about Bakura. Is he making a good first impression? Any faults or problems you can see yet? Or do you just out-of-the-blue can't stand him? Then again, this is only the first day. I'll warn you he can be a handful, not to mention he has a lot of weird habits..."
"HEY!" Bakura fixed her with a glare, tensing up at her comment.
Ryou relaxed and thought about her questions. He was pretty familiar with this, after having to deal with these inspections his whole life, "Well, actually...I like Bakura a lot. He seems to be really nice, when he's not pissed off of course. He's a whole lot better then Pegasus!"
"Pht! You bet I am! And why are you two talking like I'm not here!"
Madison nodded and scribbled on a piece of paper, ignoring Bakura's comment.
"But...can I ask why I'm always assigned to a Guardian Demon and not an Angel. Is there a difference or some kind of factor that goes into what a human gets for a guardian?" Ryou spoke what had been puzzling him for quite some time.
"Cause we're stronger, more handsome, and smarter."
"HEY!!!"
"You're an exception, Seto."
Madison shrugged, once again ignoring the other two boys, "Truthfully I don't know. I think a human's guardian is determined by their personality and the demon or angel's personality. Either that, or some humans can handle demons better and some, angel's better. I honestly don't know the answer to that question, Ryou-sama."
Just then Yugi walked into the living room, straightening his jacket and feeling very relieved. He stopped dead in his tracks however, when he noticed the new addition to their little group. Mouth slightly open in awe, he just stared dumbly at the extremely gorgeous woman sitting in his chair.
"Oh, Yugi! Madison this is Yugi...Yugi this is Madison, she's me and Bakura's best friend and our angelic inspector," Seto smiled, giving the proper introduction's needed for this occasion.
Yugi continued to stare but managed to offer his hand in a polite welcome, "H-hi...I'm Motuo-er no, wait! My name's Yugi, Yugi Motuo."
Madison looked at the shorter boy, before suddenly jumped to her feet and glomping Yugi against her, "Ohh!! SETO-KUN! He's just the cutest little thing!!!"
Bakura and Seto sweat dropped while Ryou stifled an eruption of giggles. As for poor Yugi, well he was both very wide-eyed and very red at the moment. Madison continued to squeal like a fan girl, hugging Yugi possessively to her.
"Seto! Seto! Seto!! Can I keep him?! I always wanted a little boy of my own!" Madison chided, bouncing up and down while still holding Yugi tightly against her.
Seto flushed a bit and watched this, managing to find his voice, "Err...no you can't keep my featherlight. Madison?"
Madison quit bouncing and looked to them, suddenly noticing the two giggling albino's and the rather embarrassed brunette, "What?"
"Mmmph mnphmn," Yugi muffled, his face completely red now.
"Cause Yugi isn't a child. He's a fifteen year-old teenage boy and...uh-hm" Seto tried to fight down the blush, feeling so bad for Yugi at the moment, and motioned for Madison to look down.
She did so and finally noticed Yugi's predicament as well, "Ooops! Well, consider yourself lucky, not many guys get a view like that this soon."
She then released her grip on him, allowing a red and sweaty Yugi to pull his face out of between her breasts and step back a few feet. They all watched as he regained himself and buttoned up his jacket, possibly flushing a more vibrant shade of red then he already was.
"E-excuse me, I think it's time for my routine shower. And it's a routine shower! Not like I need a cold shower cause of any other reason but to get the dirt out of my hair and off my skin. Yes, now, I'm going. It was nice meeting you, Madison. Very nice. Yes." And with that, Yugi rushed out of the room towards the bathroom, again.
Madison watched him leave, before smiling brightly, "So! Who's up for some strip poker?!"
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Madison: Strip poker!! My favorite game, a.k.a. Behind the Veil!!
AnimeFan: Ahahahahaha!!! I love this chapter!!
Madison: (blushing) How could you do that to poor Yugi?!
AnimeFan: Ah, come off it! You know you enjoyed that!
Madison: Nothing against it, but I'm sure Yugi enjoyed it more then me since I didn't realize the situation till Seto pointed it out.
AnimeFan: (Smiles evilly) And yes, Yugi and Madison are being paired in this story. Hee hee, I'm so evil. And yes, god damn Thomas Vercetti and his lack of swimming skills! The only problem with GTA is the main character can't swim worth shit!
Seto: Hear, hear! I so agree with that! (kicks the TV irritably)
AnimeFan: Read and Review!! ^___~
